HAMBURGERESS BIG AS YER HEAD

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ddb (ddb), Tuesday, 7 June 2005 23:48 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

ROFELSS

rett bratner (deangulberry), Tuesday, 7 June 2005 23:55 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

http://www.trackteam.org/users/krud/IMG_0572.JPG

DDBROBURGUR (ddb), Tuesday, 7 June 2005 23:58 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

aw!

caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 00:07 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

ian i have to say you look a little bit malnourished in photo #1. drink ensure.

caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 00:08 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

is that from sunday?

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 02:12 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

Jesus, cutty you look like fucking Motley Crue.

You are working too hard! :(

xp haha

Yakuza Ghost Six (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 02:12 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

why are you touching yr junk in photo 1?

[that bastard] jaxon (jaxon), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 05:52 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

He is being a MAN

Yakuza Ghost Six (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 05:53 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

Beard. Meat. Junk.

Yakuza Ghost Six (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 05:53 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

since i've never met ian and the only image i have of him in my head is as Lindsay Weer from Freaks & Geeks, i saw that picture and thought he looked like me (beard, burgers, malnutrition)

[that bastard] jaxon (jaxon), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 05:56 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

i have never seen a photo of ian! i mean, one from this century.

jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 05:56 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

i thought he looked a little like remy at first. then, not so much.

jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 05:57 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

there ... is ... a photo ... of ... ddb ... somewhere

rett bratner (deangulberry), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 05:58 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

\m/ danzig \m/

[that bastard] jaxon (jaxon), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 06:08 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

xpost
in a trucker hat, no less, in dire need of a haircut and a shave.

jack cole (jackcole), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 06:08 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

More pictures of Cutty and DDB TOGETHER

Yakuza Ghost Six (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 06:11 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

http://pimpdaddy.5u.com/images/cat%20fight.jpg

[that bastard] jaxon (jaxon), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 06:23 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

http://gpsinformation.us/main/teamwork.jpg

[that bastard] jaxon (jaxon), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 06:25 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

Jesus, cutty you look like fucking Motley Crue.

there are no pix of me on this page.

cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 09:16 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

http://www.trackteam.org/users/krud/IMG_0571.JPG

cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 09:18 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

ian doesn't seem to want to let go of the burger does he?

cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 09:18 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

whoa. ddb looks like frank gallagher (gallagher family patriarch on channel 4's 'shameless,' possibly the best show ever).

lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 10:42 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

balls.

lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 11:11 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

http://www.trackteamaudio.com/users/krud/mattly_jew.jpg

ddb (ddb), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 13:52 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

i think cutty's had some work done

The Sensational Sulk (sexyDancer), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 14:00 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

cutty looks a little like duder from hot hot heat in that pic

mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 14:34 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

there are no pix of me on this page.

I am not being sincere on this page.

Yakuza Ghost Six (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 16:26 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

i also cut most of my hair off the other day.

Yakuza Ghost Six (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 16:31 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

ian's looks like Leo Fitzpatrick (telly from kids)

http://www.papermag.com/magazine/mag_02/mag_apr02/beautiful_people2002/images/leo_fitzpatrick.jpg

[that bastard] jaxon (jaxon), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 16:48 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

ian looks like Leo Fitzpatrick (telly from kids)

http://www.papermag.com/magazine/mag_02/mag_apr02/beautiful_people2002/images/leo_fitzpatrick.jpg

[that bastard] jaxon (jaxon), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 16:48 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

ian looks like Leo Fitzpatrick (telly from kids)

http://www.papermag.com/magazine/mag_02/mag_apr02/beautiful_people2002/images/leo_fitzpatrick.jpg

rett bratner (deangulberry), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 16:53 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

do it again, bitch and i punch you in the eye like this

http://www.papermag.com/magazine/mag_02/mag_apr02/beautiful_people2002/images/leo_fitzpatrick.jpg

[that bastard] jaxon (jaxon), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 17:14 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

Minmei: Hey what was that grin for this morning?

Snitz: What grin?

Minmei: *Hits him across the head with her small mallet*

Snitz: Oww.. it didn't mean anything.. can't I grin at the happy hamburgeress.. heh..heh..

Minmei: *hits him again and walks off* Hmmpf...

rett bratner (deangulberry), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 17:15 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

i wanna shoot ultragrrl in the face

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 17:22 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

Ian, so skinny! Somebody give this boy a cheeseburger! Oh.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 17:29 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

I just noticed the Lynndie.

The Sensational Sulk (sexyDancer), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 17:33 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

Ian weighs 35 pounds less than me.

Cool Hand Luuke (ex machina), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 18:13 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

I too support the idea of a giant, FAT Ian Johnson.

Yakuza Ghost Six (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 19:00 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

...driving one of these

http://www.blogblogblog.com/2002_misc/07-04-2002/images/IMGP1253.jpg

Yakuza Ghost Six (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 19:01 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

i have shaved since those pictures were taken!

i am still skinny though.
i ate two cheeseburger today. for dinner last night i split some nachos with daerest RSG and had a burrito. the day before i had SAUSAGES. i don't know what else i can do to gain weight.

Ian John50n (orion), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 19:03 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

wait...

The Sensational Sulk (sexyDancer), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 19:06 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

TTTIIIIIMMMEEE IS ON MY SIDE
(YES IT IS.)

Ian John50n (orion), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 19:10 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

I've gained 40 lbs since high school

The Sensational Sulk (sexyDancer), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 19:20 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

Timmy?

Yakuza Ghost Six (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 19:23 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

Eat yourself fitter

Yakuza Ghost Six (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 19:30 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

I had a jar of coffee then I ate some of these and now...

The Sensational Sulk (sexyDancer), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 19:31 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

i'm nearly the same weight i was in highschool (graduated 11 yrs ago). i am prolly the same weight as ian (dunno how tall you are though). i finally gained 10 lbs this year.

[that bastard] jaxon (jaxon), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 20:03 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

I am losing weight, it seems. Not sure how.

Yakuza Ghost Six (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 20:12 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

I weight 125 pounds. 130-135 on a good day. I am about 6 feet (5'11" maybe?)

Ian John50n (orion), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 20:17 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

ok, i'm about the same height, but my average weight was 10lbs more than that. finally up to 145. i'm still as skinny but have a wee bit of a gut. it's funny

[that bastard] jaxon (jaxon), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 20:28 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

I am the same weight I was in high school. Which is still too much.

tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 20:42 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

when i got my drivers license renewed a couple months ago, they said all info the same? i said haha, no, you can add about 20 lbs there. if i was being honest, i'd have said 25-30.

jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 20:46 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

ian is 2 inches taller than i am and weighs 20 pounds less and people tell me i'm skinny incredible how doooooooo you do it

caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 20:46 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

my license doesn't have my weight on it!

tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 20:49 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

i guess illinois cops like to laugh at teh fatties?

jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 20:51 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

Caitlin, I would never call you skinny. Are you going to be in Rochester this summer?

Cool Hand Luuke (ex machina), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 22:08 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

Ian John50n (orion), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 22:16 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

jon i meant people like my grandmaw

i am driving to columbus after i leave knockersville (july 23rd) and then driving through rochester to go to albany. i don't think i'm stopping there at all but i might because the drive is like 11 hours :( there isn't anything fun to do though! nobody's there except rochester scensters.

caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 22:49 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

haha when jw showed me the ian ddb pic on aim i was like "ian is skinny" and he said "Ian weighs 35 pounds less than me. "

charleston charge (chaki), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 22:51 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

omigod, that makes me homesick.

Remy (x Jeremy), Thursday, 9 June 2005 00:21 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

knockersville sounds amazing

mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 9 June 2005 00:41 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

the chicken wings are so-so

rett bratner (deangulberry), Thursday, 9 June 2005 03:31 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

my friend is opening a restaurant to compete with Hooters called Cooters

[that bastard] jaxon (jaxon), Thursday, 9 June 2005 03:59 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

also, jeffy, you're funnylicious

[that bastard] jaxon (jaxon), Thursday, 9 June 2005 04:00 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

ehh, i can't do beer and fish

rett bratner (deangulberry), Thursday, 9 June 2005 04:27 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

man you guys is skinny, IM GETTING FAT.

200 lbs now! arrgh

latebloomer: Pain Don't Hurt (latebloomer), Thursday, 9 June 2005 04:58 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

jon knows all the hot pickup lines.

hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 9 June 2005 05:14 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

"Hey, are you allergic to cats?"

The Sensational Sulk (sexyDancer), Thursday, 9 June 2005 11:09 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

These pictures make me realize that I've watched Jon and Ian grow up over the last few years. It's sort of like some bittersweet soap opera.

the PSB signal (nordicskilla), Thursday, 16 June 2005 19:26 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

These pictures make me realize how much I want a BURGER.

RSG the divine word of the drug-busting dyslexia-curing master of spiritual (cra, Monday, 20 June 2005 17:25 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

i got a burger for you

cutty (mcutt), Monday, 20 June 2005 17:27 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

i also want a burger.

cutty, stop being fresh.

Ian John50n (orion), Monday, 20 June 2005 17:29 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

http://www.mikehudson.org/burger.gif

Another Allnighter (sexyDancer), Monday, 20 June 2005 17:41 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

RSG (crablangoon), Monday, 20 June 2005 18:12 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

nicole...

we have so many veggie burgers in the freezer. but we don't have any more buns. also no cheese. at my house i have some blue cheese. we have some onion and some tomato.

what do we do?

Ian John50n (orion), Monday, 20 June 2005 18:14 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

EAST VILLAGE CHEESE SHOP

RSG (crablangoon), Monday, 20 June 2005 18:18 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

bring home some rolls and some cheese.

kthx.

Ian John50n (orion), Monday, 20 June 2005 18:28 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

i'm getting phat

caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Monday, 20 June 2005 21:36 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

seven months pass...
i ate a hamburger today, that was giant! it was like 2/3 lb, and on one of those giant and delicious bulkie rolls. it had on it tomatoes, dijon mustard, blue cheese & goat cheese. mmmhmhmhgjhgjmn.

Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Sunday, 5 February 2006 23:23 (twelve years ago) Permalink

i ate this prawn/crabmeat thing in Japan called a bukkake burger. Pretty tasty, tho it didn't taste like seafood at all.

ziti sanskrit (sanskrit), Monday, 6 February 2006 02:18 (twelve years ago) Permalink

At a pub, a friend and I shared a 'Bogan Burger', which has a whole steak, a chicked schnitzel, and a potato cake in it, along with egg, bacon, cheese, tomato and beetroot. We both felt sick later.

S- (sgh), Monday, 6 February 2006 04:45 (twelve years ago) Permalink

i almost barfed after reading that post

team jaxon (jaxon), Monday, 6 February 2006 04:46 (twelve years ago) Permalink

i am all about the bleu cheese on burgers. ICHIBAN!

ShawShank Rambo Connection (Carey), Monday, 6 February 2006 04:53 (twelve years ago) Permalink

three years pass...

Warning sought for burger the size of your head
Wednesday, April 1, 2009 8:32 AM

GRAND RAPIDS, Mich. (AP) -- The West Michigan Whitecaps say they have no plans to put a warning label on an enormous new hamburger they're selling this season - despite a vegan advocacy group's request to do just that.

Susan Levin, a staff dietitian for the Washington-based Physicians Committee for Responsible Medicine, sent a letter to the Grand Rapids minor-league team on Tuesday. She's asking that the 4,800-calorie burger be labeled a "dietary disaster" that increases the risk of cancer and heart disease.

The 4-pound, $20 burger features five beef patties, five slices of cheese, nearly a cup of chili and liberal doses of salsa and corn chips - all on an 8-inch bun.

Whitecaps spokesman Mickey Graham says the burger is a gimmick that's being promoted as a very unhealthy menu item.

goaty (harbl), Wednesday, 1 April 2009 15:11 (nine years ago) Permalink

stupid

goaty (harbl), Wednesday, 1 April 2009 15:11 (nine years ago) Permalink

nine years pass...

https://i.imgur.com/QajJfRs.jpg

dripping in fennesz (sanskrit), Wednesday, 5 September 2018 23:19 (three months ago) Permalink

i ate this prawn/crabmeat thing in Japan called a bukkake burger. Pretty tasty, tho it didn't taste like seafood at all.
― ziti sanskrit (sanskrit), Sunday, February 5, 2006 6:18 PM (twelve years ago)

so what did it taste like?

the late great, Wednesday, 5 September 2018 23:41 (three months ago) Permalink

had to have been a what a horribly formed "joke" bc i've never set foot in the country,

dripping in fennesz (sanskrit), Thursday, 6 September 2018 18:56 (three months ago) Permalink

Counter to tradition, the condiments are spritzed at you face by a semicircle of depressed, middle-aged men.

I Don't Have Any Ears, I Am Positive (Old Lunch), Thursday, 6 September 2018 19:01 (three months ago) Permalink


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