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Airtube (nordicskilla), Saturday, 2 April 2005 23:50 (seventeen years ago) link

I had to sell my goped but this is the new style.

Airtube (nordicskilla), Saturday, 2 April 2005 23:50 (seventeen years ago) link

There were two skateboards. One said ORANGE COUNTY on it so I did not buy it hahahaaha

Airtube (nordicskilla), Saturday, 2 April 2005 23:53 (seventeen years ago) link

LAND ONE NOLLIE KICKFLIP TO NOSESLIDE

amon (eman), Sunday, 3 April 2005 00:00 (seventeen years ago) link

it's probably a longboard!

adam, you can't learn how to skateboard at your age.

cutty (mcutt), Sunday, 3 April 2005 00:14 (seventeen years ago) link

also: poseur

cutty (mcutt), Sunday, 3 April 2005 00:55 (seventeen years ago) link

narc

Cabaret Voltron (PUNXSUTAWNEY PENIS), Sunday, 3 April 2005 02:05 (seventeen years ago) link

ha.

ddb (ddb), Sunday, 3 April 2005 15:01 (seventeen years ago) link

also: poseur

haha, like I do this where anyone can see me!

No, like I said I just missed my GoPed and wanted some new wheels. You're only as old as you feel.

Airtube (nordicskilla), Sunday, 3 April 2005 20:51 (seventeen years ago) link

I know you'd like to understand this through the framework of your myopic youth cult system of associative reasoning, but really I can't help you.

Airtube (nordicskilla), Sunday, 3 April 2005 20:53 (seventeen years ago) link

nah, i think there's a lot of validity to the "can't learn to skateboard once yr over x years old" argument. hell, i'm too old to learn at this point.

Ian John50n (orion), Sunday, 3 April 2005 20:54 (seventeen years ago) link

eesh

Airtube (nordicskilla), Sunday, 3 April 2005 21:02 (seventeen years ago) link

THIS IS OUR TIME BROS

Alex in LA (deangulberry), Sunday, 3 April 2005 21:41 (seventeen years ago) link

remember those JFA boreds?

hstencil (hstencil), Sunday, 3 April 2005 21:42 (seventeen years ago) link

In combined Ozzy and Mayhem fashion, during the band's first live performance, Hatebeak's guitarist bit the head of his lead singer, Waldo, who happened to be a parrot. The guitarist continued to chew it and rend flesh from the bones of the twitching bird. After a minute or two of this, he threw the twitching carcass toward one side of the stage where tourmates Caninus were hanging out. In a matter of seconds the band's pitbull duo Budgie and Basil (vocals) had devoured the bird carcass. However, the fighting between the canine "singers" continued and made its way onto the floor, causing a general panic. With fights breaking out and people fleeing the club, the show was cancelled.

Appalling as that incident may be to animal rights activists, the question that fans now want answered is whether any other bird can replace Waldo. Hatebeak's future hangs in the balance, as this incident occurred on the first tour date in support of their upcoming Warner Brothers release.

A Warner Brothers executive was quoted as saying "We're confident Hatebeak will find a suitable replacement and have huge success with us in the future. This nonhuman vocalist trend is on the rise and Hatebeak will be here to spearhead it's rise!"

The pitbull duo of Caninus are currently being held in a local dog pound until the authorities finish their investigation into this matter. The band's human members could not be reached for comment prior to publication of this article.

Damage estimates from the small West Virginia club totally approximately $23,000.

hstencil (hstencil), Sunday, 3 April 2005 21:50 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.outlookskates.com/StickerPowell8.gif

Amon (eman), Sunday, 3 April 2005 22:41 (seventeen years ago) link

1. the dogtown movie looks radical.
2. long brds are gay
3. adam as long as u didnt get a long brd or world industries board yer cool
4. NEVER. NEVER. carry yer board by the front truck.
5. FRIENDS dont let friends PUSH mongo.

ddb (ddb), Monday, 4 April 2005 00:23 (seventeen years ago) link

remember those JFA boreds?

-- hstencil (hstenc!...), April 3rd, 2005.

remember them?....I HAVE THEM.

ddb (ddb), Monday, 4 April 2005 00:32 (seventeen years ago) link

i mean records....oops.


THE ZORLAC METALLICA BOARD WAS CHOICE...HORRIBLE SHAPE

ddb (ddb), Monday, 4 April 2005 00:33 (seventeen years ago) link

In combined Ozzy and Mayhem fashion, during the band's first live performance, Hatebeak's guitarist bit the head of his lead singer, Waldo, who happened to be a parrot. The guitarist continued to chew it and rend flesh from the bones of the twitching bird. After a minute or two of this, he threw the twitching carcass toward one side of the stage where tourmates Caninus were hanging out. In a matter of seconds the band's pitbull duo Budgie and Basil (vocals) had devoured the bird carcass. However, the fighting between the canine "singers" continued and made its way onto the floor, causing a general panic. With fights breaking out and people fleeing the club, the show was cancelled.

Appalling as that incident may be to animal rights activists, the question that fans now want answered is whether any other bird can replace Waldo. Hatebeak's future hangs in the balance, as this incident occurred on the first tour date in support of their upcoming Warner Brothers release.

A Warner Brothers executive was quoted as saying "We're confident Hatebeak will find a suitable replacement and have huge success with us in the future. This nonhuman vocalist trend is on the rise and Hatebeak will be here to spearhead it's rise!"

The pitbull duo of Caninus are currently being held in a local dog pound until the authorities finish their investigation into this matter. The band's human members could not be reached for comment prior to publication of this article.

Damage estimates from the small West Virginia club totally approximately $23,000.

-- hstencil (hstenc!...), April 3rd, 2005.

APRIL FOOLZ

latebloomer: AKA Sir Teddy Ruxpin, Former Scientologist (latebloomer), Monday, 4 April 2005 02:25 (seventeen years ago) link

WELCOME TO AMERICA HERE IS YOUR SKATEBOARD

gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 04:15 (seventeen years ago) link

2. long brds are gay

what classifies long boards these days? i mean... there's the 35 inch range, which was monstrous when we were kids, but it's no 50 inch toe hanger with inflatable wheels...

i can't really enjoy a regular board anymore. i had one and sold it. skate or die. == i'm undead now. it was just so small. it was gross like i was gonna break it every time i moved.

i want a bike bad. i still can't believe i haven't had one for a while. i lived on that thing.
m.

msp (mspa), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 04:49 (seventeen years ago) link

long boards are like sector 9's and are strictly for YUPPIES and MOOK BRO HEADS.

Longer Boards...i.e the old Schmitt Stix Yard Stick...32"-36" or so...or whatever are cool.

MSP have u thought about setting up an older board, I know that Vision and Santa Cruz both re-released all their classic boards with original shapes....HUGE BOATS!

im sitting on a pretty mint condition Jermey Klein from his early world days....im gonna set it up with some indy 169's, Swiss Bearings and HUGE/SOFT wheels.

OH, AND GET A BIKE!!!...YER CRAZY!!...GET ONE NOW!!!!!

ddb (ddb), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 11:39 (seventeen years ago) link

two years pass...

u gay

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 3 March 2008 06:05 (fourteen years ago) link

SORRY U HATE FUN

sleep, Monday, 3 March 2008 06:08 (fourteen years ago) link

LAND ONE NOLLIE KICKFLIP TO NOSESLIDE

^ DONE

sleep, Monday, 3 March 2008 06:09 (fourteen years ago) link

sike

sleep, Monday, 3 March 2008 06:09 (fourteen years ago) link

sick!

moonship journey to baja, Monday, 3 March 2008 06:12 (fourteen years ago) link

are you gonna join the cool kids who skate outside my house now? maybe i will come out and heckle you!

tehresa, Monday, 3 March 2008 06:50 (fourteen years ago) link

i skate in that park sometimes... you can watch me fuck up tricks and hurt myself there

sleep, Monday, 3 March 2008 07:56 (fourteen years ago) link

ites green and gold

am0n, Monday, 3 March 2008 14:20 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.rootsreggaeclub.com/buttons/menu_lion_of_judah.jpg

sleep, Monday, 3 March 2008 21:01 (fourteen years ago) link

in that park sometimes... you can watch me fuck up tricks
in that park sometimes... you can watch me fuck up tricks
in that park sometimes... you can watch me fuck up tricks

sanskrit, Monday, 3 March 2008 21:13 (fourteen years ago) link

i've been watching too much law & order lately

sanskrit, Monday, 3 March 2008 21:13 (fourteen years ago) link

plz wear a HELMUT

cutty, Monday, 3 March 2008 21:31 (fourteen years ago) link

http://i230.photobucket.com/albums/ee39/samgezee/bandaidboard.jpg

carne asada, Monday, 3 March 2008 21:50 (fourteen years ago) link

i'm tellin u, sleep, the kids, they love the greenpoint hospitalrenaissance center for making tricks.

tehresa, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 04:44 (fourteen years ago) link

one month passes...

some1 stoel it

sleep, Saturday, 19 April 2008 08:29 (fourteen years ago) link

i knew this was gonna be u!

;_;

but at least bartender was nice and tried to help!

tehresa, Saturday, 19 April 2008 08:35 (fourteen years ago) link

ive been checking craigslist to see if anyones trying to sell my shit, no dice
bartender may have actually tracked it down though, gonna stop by today and see

sleep, Thursday, 24 April 2008 21:38 (fourteen years ago) link

down for a jack move

moonship journey to baja, Thursday, 24 April 2008 22:22 (fourteen years ago) link

six months pass...

http://jj.am/gallery/d/67048-1/Flips_onto_skateboard.gif

hyperspace situation (gbx), Sunday, 16 November 2008 15:40 (thirteen years ago) link

did adam really buy a skateboard? he tries so hard sometimes.

ketchup dood (harbl), Sunday, 16 November 2008 15:47 (thirteen years ago) link

five months pass...

^^^ real talk

i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Monday, 20 April 2009 01:37 (thirteen years ago) link

fucking ridiculous

moonship journey to baja, Monday, 20 April 2009 05:06 (thirteen years ago) link

thats the guy that yells at himself to psyche himself up

Isiah Dumbass (Dr. Phil), Monday, 20 April 2009 05:18 (thirteen years ago) link

^^^ real talk

that's the most avant skate video i've ever seen

(jaxon) ( .) ( .) (jaxon), Monday, 20 April 2009 07:09 (thirteen years ago) link

Thrasher Magazine Co-Founder ID'd as Man Who Committed Suicide at SFPD Station
http://sfist.com/2011/06/22/thrasher_magazine_co-founder_idd_as.php

am0n, Thursday, 23 June 2011 14:19 (eleven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

YOU DUDES SEE THIS SHIT?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_H2hzKMvSTE

WHAAAAAA?!?!?

ddb, Monday, 11 July 2011 21:54 (eleven years ago) link

that's awesome

van ingalls wilder (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 11 July 2011 22:24 (eleven years ago) link

RAD

g++ (gbx), Tuesday, 12 July 2011 02:03 (eleven years ago) link

As far as mind bending video parts go, I don't know what to make of this

Kids these days are getting way too good for their own good.

EDB, Tuesday, 12 July 2011 02:24 (eleven years ago) link

i don't understand what happened at 3:00 in the dae vid

moonship journey to baja, Tuesday, 12 July 2011 17:16 (eleven years ago) link

You mean the blunt f/s flip out?

EDB, Tuesday, 12 July 2011 17:32 (eleven years ago) link

yes

moonship journey to baja, Tuesday, 12 July 2011 18:03 (eleven years ago) link

damn the kid in the linked vid is SICK holy shit

steady yachting (Pillbox), Wednesday, 13 July 2011 22:11 (eleven years ago) link

skateboarding is cool http://i.imgur.com/zi7hd.gif

past life utah saints (dave cool), Wednesday, 13 July 2011 22:28 (eleven years ago) link

dont sleep on "not another transworld video"

sleep, Thursday, 14 July 2011 14:44 (eleven years ago) link

I wish I had a skateboard, I could skate away on

didn't even have to use my akai (Hurting 2), Monday, 18 July 2011 18:47 (eleven years ago) link

Also, check out this amazing blog full of great scans from skate mags of the last 20+ years. It's incredible (there's the occasional NSFW image here and there mind you).

qpә (EDB), Tuesday, 19 July 2011 01:09 (eleven years ago) link

three weeks pass...

http://vimeo.com/27377319

!!!

ddb, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 15:27 (eleven years ago) link

fuckin a

this is gonna sound dumb/weird but dude makes it look as effortless as snowboarding. that backside 3 @ 4:20 (lol) was nuts

remembrance of schwings past (gbx), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 17:06 (eleven years ago) link

SO KILLER!! KID IS A RIPPER FOR SURE!!

ddb, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 17:41 (eleven years ago) link

everything real big

sleep, Thursday, 11 August 2011 15:14 (eleven years ago) link

all big everything

remembrance of schwings past (gbx), Thursday, 11 August 2011 15:28 (eleven years ago) link

hit that button/ microwave oven

jaxon, Thursday, 11 August 2011 20:15 (eleven years ago) link

that dude's not gonna be able to walk when he's 35

jaxon, Thursday, 11 August 2011 20:16 (eleven years ago) link

Dude definitely can get his gnar on, but to be honest, he makes for a kind of boring video part. Don't get me wrong, he's impressive, but there's a reason the early 00s trend of hammer parts went away.

qpә (EDB), Thursday, 11 August 2011 20:26 (eleven years ago) link

one month passes...

I love that dude's vids.

Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 4 October 2011 19:30 (ten years ago) link

Those have to be the most pretentiously edited "parts" I've ever seen in my life. I mean dude's talented and all, but you'd think they were documenting the second coming of christ by the looks of it.

Hills Like White Broncos (EDB), Tuesday, 4 October 2011 19:49 (ten years ago) link

sure but dang he is good at skateboarding

(╯°□°)╯︵ ya, (╯°□°)╯︵ ya for real (gbx), Tuesday, 4 October 2011 19:53 (ten years ago) link

I dig slo mo, what can I say.

Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 4 October 2011 21:47 (ten years ago) link

three months pass...

http://vimeo.com/34595041
lines

sleep, Wednesday, 11 January 2012 00:18 (ten years ago) link

one month passes...

<3 that song

"HUH?" (admrl), Sunday, 26 February 2012 18:46 (ten years ago) link

Amateurist called it a "novelty song" on another thread which really annoyed me

"HUH?" (admrl), Sunday, 26 February 2012 18:47 (ten years ago) link

it is kind of a novelty song, but a good one.

flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 07:55 (ten years ago) link

three weeks pass...

This is pretty really crazy too:

http://www.dedleg.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/gilbert_crockett_alien_workshop.jpg

EDB, Thursday, 29 March 2012 19:41 (ten years ago) link

three weeks pass...

In other INSANE Gilbert Crockett news:

http://davidgalletly.com/storage/post-images/gilbert-crockett-switch-kickflip.gif

Switch!

EDB, Saturday, 21 April 2012 14:43 (ten years ago) link

seven months pass...

http://jezebel.com/5963410/meet-afghanistans-kickass-girl-skateboarders?post=54616454

kinda corny but i may have choked up a bit when that first lil ripper dropped in

well if it isn't old 11 cameras simon (gbx), Tuesday, 27 November 2012 16:18 (nine years ago) link

eight months pass...

this vid ddb posted

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gwUtEEjZJ8

what is the music?

caek, Thursday, 22 August 2013 03:45 (eight years ago) link

ha, ok not that video, this video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_H2hzKMvSTE

caek, Thursday, 22 August 2013 03:45 (eight years ago) link

Portishead - The Rip

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Thursday, 22 August 2013 04:21 (eight years ago) link

three months pass...

What do people think of those little Stereo Vinyl and Penny boards? Thinking of getting one for my little brother (not a skater) for christmas, cause they're cute and on sale, but if they're universally reviled for some reason I'd rather save him the embarrassment.

Dan I., Friday, 13 December 2013 18:02 (eight years ago) link

no

am0n, Friday, 13 December 2013 21:07 (eight years ago) link

two years pass...

https://vine.co/v/iqBOHBwZJYO

ulysses, Tuesday, 26 January 2016 04:00 (six years ago) link

eight months pass...

what were those skateboards in the 80s that were like half as long as a regular skateboard but just as wide? the one i had as a kid was hot pink.

na (NA), Tuesday, 18 October 2016 19:59 (five years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Nash Doz'r?

Every pic I try to post gives me an error message, so just google image search it.

how's life, Tuesday, 8 November 2016 16:12 (five years ago) link

i don't see a hot pink one but otherwise that looks/sounds right. thanks!

na (NA), Tuesday, 8 November 2016 16:21 (five years ago) link

There was a hot pink Nash Executioner. My neighbor had one of those.

how's life, Tuesday, 8 November 2016 16:25 (five years ago) link

it wasn't that. it was definitely more squat in shape like the doz'r.

na (NA), Tuesday, 8 November 2016 16:33 (five years ago) link

five years pass...

Thinking…

calstars, Friday, 15 July 2022 19:53 (one month ago) link


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