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HOW DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING!?

xxx: Hey...i think i know you

FIVE MINUTES LATER:
xxx: yeah....i keep praying one days someone will make out with me
xxx: someday...
me: hmmm
xxx: i should be banned from talking to people
me: oh i'm totally used to it

post about creepy people here.

tehresa (tehresa), Friday, 25 March 2005 09:06 (nineteen years ago) link

I never get random crepe IMs! :-/

AaronHz (AaronHz), Friday, 25 March 2005 10:46 (nineteen years ago) link

CREPEY

amon (eman), Friday, 25 March 2005 13:12 (nineteen years ago) link

they come to me like moths to a flame :-(

tehresa (tehresa), Friday, 25 March 2005 14:14 (nineteen years ago) link

[Controversial Hstencil Edit]

BOATPEOPLEHATEFUCK (ex machina), Friday, 25 March 2005 15:39 (nineteen years ago) link

ET TU LOTHARIO

gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 25 March 2005 16:21 (nineteen years ago) link

i am making crepes on monday!

tehresa (tehresa), Saturday, 26 March 2005 03:38 (nineteen years ago) link

I never get random crepe IMs! :-/

-- AaronHz (aaronh...), March 25th, 2005.

SADLY THATS HOW I GOT MY LAST GIRLFRIEND

latebloomer: AKA Sir Teddy Ruxpin, Former Scientologist (latebloomer), Saturday, 26 March 2005 06:59 (nineteen years ago) link

were you the creep or was she?

tehresa (tehresa), Saturday, 26 March 2005 16:27 (nineteen years ago) link

an internet troll sweeping a damsel off her keyboard

amon (eman), Saturday, 26 March 2005 17:50 (nineteen years ago) link

I met my girlfriend sitting in front of where I live. Then I romanced her with AIM!

BOATPEOPLEHATEFUCK (ex machina), Saturday, 26 March 2005 18:38 (nineteen years ago) link

}-{ello my future girlfriend

amon (eman), Saturday, 26 March 2005 18:54 (nineteen years ago) link

BYE
THANKS FOR
STOP
PING
BY

you make me feel like a tyrannosaurus rex (deangulberry), Saturday, 26 March 2005 18:56 (nineteen years ago) link

classic.

mikey posers:
students.juniata.edu/rickats1/nate/jake.htm
adorablebunnies.com/ARCHIVE/ 2003-Aug-WEEK1/PERSONALS/Kevin/
adorablebunnies.com/ARCHIVE/ 2003-Aug-WEEK1/PERSONALS/Zack/

tehresa (tehresa), Saturday, 26 March 2005 19:03 (nineteen years ago) link

were you the creep or was she?

-- tehresa (t3hr3sad0treemik...), March 26th, 2005.

SHE

latebloomer: AKA Sir Teddy Ruxpin, Former Scientologist (latebloomer), Saturday, 26 March 2005 20:24 (nineteen years ago) link

is internet stalking less creepy when a girl is the perpetrator?

tehresa (tehresa), Saturday, 26 March 2005 21:41 (nineteen years ago) link

I met my girlfriend sitting in front of where I live. Then I romanced her with AIM!

-- BOATPEOPLEHATEFUCK (j()nathan.william$@geeMaleDotCom)

jon, don't you woo everyone through aim and clever gifs!?

tehresa (tehresa), Saturday, 26 March 2005 21:46 (nineteen years ago) link

internet stalking is a highly effective method of woo!

caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Saturday, 26 March 2005 22:38 (nineteen years ago) link

ahem.

Ian John50n (orion), Saturday, 26 March 2005 23:57 (nineteen years ago) link

tonight i was superdrunk at bar and i saw this dude from work so i was like "HEY!" and he doesn't work there anymore and i talked to him for like 20 min and was all "OMG I LOVE YOU FOR NOT WORKING THERE ANYMORE" and then he asked me for my number

tehresa (tehresa), Sunday, 27 March 2005 06:26 (nineteen years ago) link

when i used to see him at work i thought he was gay


apparently not

tehresa (tehresa), Sunday, 27 March 2005 06:27 (nineteen years ago) link

then i made finestdrops (aka brian - jon i am trying to make him come on wednesday) play temptation on his ipod when he drove me home


ps he has a COLOR 60 gig i pod that is brand new and i'm hella jealous and my hands smell like the soap at the bar bathroom (it's impressive that they actually have soap) and it took me five minutes to type this

tehresa (tehresa), Sunday, 27 March 2005 06:35 (nineteen years ago) link

is it ok to think a guy on the internets who is balding is cute?

tehresa (tehresa), Sunday, 27 March 2005 07:24 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.blackstarvideo.com/img/igotthehookup.jpg

amon (eman), Sunday, 27 March 2005 17:36 (nineteen years ago) link

i woke up and superold bar ex-coworker had already sent me an email!
creeepy!

tehresa (tehresa), Sunday, 27 March 2005 17:45 (nineteen years ago) link

yikes

amon (eman), Sunday, 27 March 2005 17:50 (nineteen years ago) link

hahaha roffle first female crepe named "sandy":

http://www.friendster.com/user.php?uid=17061296

Sunday, March 27, 2005 00:26:00
Subject: What's up?
Message: hey,

your photo stood out to me, so i decided to take a look at your profile and well, i liked what I saw.. ;p

they call me Sandy E****! i\'m 30 yrs old, from Candia, New Hampshire. I love travelling, and do so whenever i get the chance to work oversees, especially all over europe!

anyways i\'d go on and on, but I\'d like to get a response from you first. i\'d love to get to know you!

i don\'t know if you\'re able to reply to this message, so just in case you can\'t you can always reach me at v****** (@) f******** (.) com. I check it a lot more often than my inbox here anyway. maybe we could chat sometime.. you have a great pic but you know what they say, looks captures the eyes, but personality captures the heart.. lol

anyways, hope to hear from you soon.

Sandy E****

hstencil (hstencil), Sunday, 27 March 2005 18:45 (nineteen years ago) link

oh no!


my quasi-gay ex coworker's name is PETER BYRNE

tehresa (tehresa), Sunday, 27 March 2005 19:06 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.peterbyrne.net.au/

tehresa (tehresa), Sunday, 27 March 2005 19:06 (nineteen years ago) link

he sucks already, i can tell.

hstencil (hstencil), Sunday, 27 March 2005 19:09 (nineteen years ago) link

$: lets both get world of warcraft accounts
$: and have our player characters get married

caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Sunday, 27 March 2005 23:00 (nineteen years ago) link

i am feeling super crepey today!
i have such a dirty internet crush on this guy and we've never even talked on aim!

this picture is from 1996 and now he is like, 5 years older than me and balding, but i'm still halfway smitten.

today he sent me a nice email and at the end wrote this: I enjoy reading your LJ and seeing the pictures, you have a great sense of humor, and pretty eyes. MySpace seems like a horrible social experiment gone wrong sometimes, but you're cool so
there is something positive about it.

tehresa (tehresa), Monday, 28 March 2005 00:29 (nineteen years ago) link

this is him now, with noticeably less hair:

he looks like a grown-up, too...

tehresa (tehresa), Monday, 28 March 2005 00:33 (nineteen years ago) link

nine months pass...
my roommate is now dating the guy from the im conversation at the top of this thread.
they are in love.

tres letraj (tehresa), Thursday, 12 January 2006 23:55 (eighteen years ago) link

is he as crepey in real life?

chocolate orgone accumulator (haitch), Friday, 13 January 2006 00:09 (eighteen years ago) link

sort of but he gets major nice guy points for driving me to the airport when my grandmother died and i had to fly to philadelphia.

tres letraj (tehresa), Friday, 13 January 2006 01:24 (eighteen years ago) link


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