Creepy Neighbors

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I was just looking through the louisiana sex offender registry and found out that this dude lives a couple houses down from a good friend of mine:
he got busted for
14:92 Contrib Delinq Of A Minor - Perf Sexually Immoral Acts
3805 Contrib Delinq Minor (NCIC Offense)

Felonious Drunk (Felcher), Thursday, 13 January 2005 21:52 (fourteen years ago) link

you can tell he's evil by the purple lips.

Felonious Drunk (Felcher), Thursday, 13 January 2005 21:54 (fourteen years ago) link


MY FAVOURITE LIGHTER IS CHEESEBURGER (trigonalmayhem), Thursday, 13 January 2005 21:55 (fourteen years ago) link

Reminds me of this master of disguise:

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Thursday, 13 January 2005 22:19 (fourteen years ago) link

this is already the scariest thread in the history of ilx.

mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 13 January 2005 22:21 (fourteen years ago) link

there was a RSO in my old neighborhood and (ah good old SF) his house was tagged to let him know that "his neighbors" were aware of this fact.

gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 13 January 2005 22:25 (fourteen years ago) link


mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 13 January 2005 22:26 (fourteen years ago) link

lee press-on hair... that dude could be hangin at a bad hardcore show.

msp (msp), Thursday, 13 January 2005 22:30 (fourteen years ago) link

I'm going to have nightmares

Nellie (nellskies), Friday, 14 January 2005 18:04 (fourteen years ago) link

My former neighbor was a junkie and one time stumbled into my house at 2am (I was up hanging out with Mr. Ph1l McG33), covered in cuts because he had been "running from the cops through the woods." He also used to sell me w33d and try to get me to sell w33d to my friends for him. What a weirdo. I still have his drug scale, that I was holding for him at one point when the "cops were hiding in [his] attic."

Ian John50n (orion), Friday, 14 January 2005 20:24 (fourteen years ago) link

dude. the needle story

LSD ARISTOCAT (ex machina), Friday, 14 January 2005 20:35 (fourteen years ago) link

oh, yeah, he gave me a bag to hold and as i was curious i was going through it and found hypodermic needles and then tightly wrapped brown paper packages. i did not open those. there was also a big bag of weed that he told me i could smoke as much of as i wanted as payment for hiding this shit for him. ah, those were the days...

Ian John50n (orion), Friday, 14 January 2005 21:50 (fourteen years ago) link


nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 14 January 2005 22:07 (fourteen years ago) link

wayne i think you could do a reasonable impersonation picture of the master of disguise's second picture there

alana post (alana post), Sunday, 16 January 2005 01:18 (fourteen years ago) link

if I could grow a moustache yeah

or actually
his looks pretty fake
so yeah
that would be spectacular!

MY FAVOURITE LIGHTER IS CHEESEBURGER (trigonalmayhem), Sunday, 16 January 2005 01:19 (fourteen years ago) link

thinking about it further, _i_ could do a good impersonation

alana post (alana post), Sunday, 16 January 2005 01:26 (fourteen years ago) link

who TOLD that child molester to eat a baby child molester? that makes me feel WEIRD. that scares the CRAP outta me!

alana post (alana post), Sunday, 16 January 2005 01:27 (fourteen years ago) link

I only molest rebellious teenagers, kthxbi!

MY FAVOURITE LIGHTER IS CHEESEBURGER (trigonalmayhem), Sunday, 16 January 2005 02:52 (fourteen years ago) link

thirteen years pass...

Someone is driving around my block all the time blasting a Tekashi 69 song on a loop

🦅 (Trϵϵship), Tuesday, 4 September 2018 20:51 (one year ago) link

This isn’t really creepy as much as it is upsetting. One of my neighbors has an extremely obnoxious habit of yelling (I do not know at who or what) in the middle of the night and it fucks with me every time. They seem to have a rage problem. I hope it’s not at a partner.

Perverse Mortgage (latebloomer), Wednesday, 5 September 2018 05:05 (one year ago) link

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 5 September 2018 05:26 (one year ago) link

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