Now I'm legitimately wondering what the story was about.
― pplains, Friday, 27 March 2020 18:51 (four years ago) link
Wondering for a friend.
― pplains, Friday, 27 March 2020 18:52 (four years ago) link
videochat no doubt
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 27 March 2020 19:08 (four years ago) link
now *that's* invoking the DP
― Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 27 March 2020 20:04 (four years ago) link
the memesters are getting restless pic.twitter.com/W66dud84c8— Jesse Walker (@notjessewalker) March 28, 2020
― Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 28 March 2020 22:06 (four years ago) link
lmao
― a struggle to make meat-snacking fit (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 28 March 2020 22:19 (four years ago) link
ahahaha
― Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 28 March 2020 22:20 (four years ago) link
yes
― ban laggy jazzer (imago), Saturday, 28 March 2020 22:47 (four years ago) link
Yeah, it's already a classic.
― coco vide (pomenitul), Saturday, 28 March 2020 22:53 (four years ago) link
Because everyone in Italy is quarantined, the natural wildlife has returned to the water and forests ❤️ We are the virus pic.twitter.com/azYjG7WU3H— Jules (@Julian_Epp) March 28, 2020
― Le Bateau Ivre, Sunday, 29 March 2020 15:55 (four years ago) link
:D
― ban laggy jazzer (imago), Sunday, 29 March 2020 15:56 (four years ago) link
― Microbes oft teem (wins), Sunday, 29 March 2020 15:57 (four years ago) link
Now I'm hungry.
― coco vide (pomenitul), Sunday, 29 March 2020 15:58 (four years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/69adJjx.jpg
― coco vide (pomenitul), Sunday, 29 March 2020 15:59 (four years ago) link
Is that a doctor?
― pplains, Sunday, 29 March 2020 18:51 (four years ago) link
i've got a fever .. and the only cure is more emotional and idiosyncratic yet undeniably catchy 80s goth pop.
― i am a horse girl (map), Sunday, 29 March 2020 19:09 (four years ago) link
Ted Kaczynski was a doctor fwiw.
― coco vide (pomenitul), Sunday, 29 March 2020 19:16 (four years ago) link
Iconic the police shared an image of their party spread like it was a fuckin tonne of cocaine https://t.co/6dsbFB7Gb3— Megan Townsend (@mmtowns) March 29, 2020
― Microbes oft teem (wins), Sunday, 29 March 2020 19:17 (four years ago) link
British Bobbies Blame Bad Buffet
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 29 March 2020 19:31 (four years ago) link
better on mute, but excellent
My Quarantine Routine! this is just a general guide for myself based on my goals & what works for me! i’m allowing a lot flexibility with myself & not pressuring myself to complete everything. this is just to give me structure & a sense of control & stability. pic.twitter.com/TL3KJGB0y0— 𝗔𝗿𝗰𝗵𝗶𝗲 𝗛𝗲𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿𝘀𝗼𝗻 (@jazzemu_) March 26, 2020
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 29 March 2020 19:43 (four years ago) link
Me and my landlord on April 1st pic.twitter.com/HyusSfxpT4— Mike Nouveau (@MikeNouveau) March 29, 2020
― Le Bateau Ivre, Sunday, 29 March 2020 20:00 (four years ago) link
loool at the last two
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 29 March 2020 20:14 (four years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/XmghX23.png
― a struggle to make meat-snacking fit (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 29 March 2020 21:06 (four years ago) link
sad lols
― current (jed_), Monday, 30 March 2020 00:02 (four years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTLhQONUcvQ
― pplains, Monday, 30 March 2020 01:03 (four years ago) link
Just in case you need it, here’s a dog doing yoga in Italian. You’re welcome. pic.twitter.com/zTKp3MbI8e— Amanda in Atlanta (@ATLnewsgirl) March 25, 2020
― current (jed_), Monday, 30 March 2020 03:06 (four years ago) link
I'm in the wrong line of work. https://t.co/m3dENUCHhw— Jordan Hoffman (@jhoffman) March 30, 2020
― Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 30 March 2020 03:51 (four years ago) link
I think he needs a better hype man, I hear Flava Flav is available atm.
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Monday, 30 March 2020 06:12 (four years ago) link
May I suggest Fred Schneider?
― No mean feat. DaBaby (breastcrawl), Monday, 30 March 2020 11:19 (four years ago) link
A few people on here are having fun communicating with their neighbours using messages placed in windows, so I’m joining in. pic.twitter.com/tfEKm0qjyf— Rich Neville (@RichNeville) March 30, 2020
― ymo sumac (NickB), Monday, 30 March 2020 14:15 (four years ago) link
someone in that thread replied “jacob rees-mogg” and i think i just died laughing
― karmic blowback for dissing pip and jane baker (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 30 March 2020 20:58 (four years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EUUwQ19XQAA7ZDU.jpg
― ℺ ☽ ⋠ ⏎ (✖), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 04:33 (four years ago) link
https://i.giphy.com/media/1ZkMDj88mQ1rO/giphy.webp
― Hey, let me drunkenly animate yr boats in about 25 to 60 days! (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 06:56 (four years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EUbDoIWUEAAGDmT?format=jpg&name=large
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 31 March 2020 15:42 (four years ago) link
Don't want to be a joyless pedant, but China has lots of bubble tea.
― Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 15:47 (four years ago) link
there's a bubble tea place in my neighborhood, or at least there was last time I checked!
― mh, Tuesday, 31 March 2020 15:50 (four years ago) link
the last weekend before lockdown i went to a bubble tea place with a line out the door. already fading into memory.
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 16:01 (four years ago) link
Don't wanna poop up the serious threads, so ayyyyy
Last month:
Us: oh hey D, what's new
D: not much, got a job in Indonesia coming up
Us: woah cool! want some of our face masks to bring with you, lol
D: haha nah, my company's gonna take care of all that
Us: nice, have fun
Last week:
Us: how you doing?
D: work's cool, Indonesia's nice
Us: jfcwtf get home to Ireland now you lunatic
D: everyone keeps telling me that? but nah
This weekend:
Us: you home yet you dingus
D: our bosses canceled the job and told everyone to go home
Us: thank fuck!
D: but they asked if anyone would volunteer to complete the job so I'll be here another couple weeks
Us: >:[
― cat, Wednesday, 1 April 2020 00:00 (four years ago) link
really helpful info to have right now! pic.twitter.com/FtWqIIrilK— JEREMY (@jeremylevick) April 1, 2020
― Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 1 April 2020 05:19 (four years ago) link
ahaha I came here to post that. beautiful
― brechtian social distancing (Simon H.), Wednesday, 1 April 2020 16:30 (four years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/WSwVuAJ.jpg
― crüt, Thursday, 2 April 2020 00:19 (four years ago) link
Message from celebrity *important* pic.twitter.com/f6AroceIcD— Gabriel Gundacker (@gabegundacker) March 26, 2020
― forensic plumber (harbl), Thursday, 2 April 2020 02:21 (four years ago) link
fucking hell
― karmic blowback for dissing pip and jane baker (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 2 April 2020 03:08 (four years ago) link
https://66.media.tumblr.com/bab2f235b7e427161ee64d18049d4428/caaa25d697e8296c-9b/s1280x1920/b4a990460b6e0c35cb94559480062b71a38b0ca4.png
― bam! Free bees! (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 2 April 2020 20:46 (four years ago) link
#spacegodzillaisoverparty
― ℺ ☽ ⋠ ⏎ (✖), Thursday, 2 April 2020 22:13 (four years ago) link
My children have been asking me why people created Mechagodzilla this week. I told them "to defeat Godzilla" but they aren't satisfied with that for some reason. Neither they not I have ever seen a Godzilla movie.
― Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 2 April 2020 22:16 (four years ago) link
Despite this screw up, I like the Godzilla cards and may have to track these down for my son.
― Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Thursday, 2 April 2020 22:18 (four years ago) link
So you’re saying this is a bad time to launch my video conferencing app COVID
― rob, Thursday, 2 April 2020 23:07 (four years ago) link
These poor bastardshttp://www.covid.com/shop.aspx
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 3 April 2020 03:33 (four years ago) link
At least they can get some change on that URL.
These folks though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfFs0o6pCxc
― pplains, Friday, 3 April 2020 03:37 (four years ago) link