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Shit thread about COVID-19. Post irrelevant shit here without worry that you're going to post a dumb gif ten seconds after someone announces their grandmother just died of the virus.

YEs, I know this is the Noise board, and not the other one.

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pplains, Saturday, 21 March 2020 14:33 (two weeks ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxvgUBp4YPA

coco vide (pomenitul), Saturday, 21 March 2020 14:34 (two weeks ago) link

Best COVID-19 thread ever.

Robbie Shakespeare’s Sister Lovers (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 21 March 2020 16:12 (two weeks ago) link

Tough break for Fleetwood Mac pic.twitter.com/bySU6BBg3d

— Tom Rainey (@TomRaineyy) March 21, 2020

frogbs, Saturday, 21 March 2020 18:38 (two weeks ago) link

i really appreciate this guy's commitment to the performance, feel like i'm watching brando in the 50s

Day 6 of quarantine pic.twitter.com/AYhps3JoR5

— ant-honey (@aanthonyy07) March 21, 2020

Karl Malone, Saturday, 21 March 2020 18:47 (two weeks ago) link

Holy crap at that last one! He nailed it!

pplains, Saturday, 21 March 2020 23:03 (two weeks ago) link

Thread continues to deliver.

Robbie Shakespeare’s Sister Lovers (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 21 March 2020 23:05 (two weeks ago) link

I was re-watching In Bed with Chris Needham on youtube and saw this comment left by Chris himself

Official Chris Needham
3 days ago
For you very few fans of my diary,self isolating during the current medical crisis and watching this to pass the time...I have great news...once all this is dealt with it's the introvert outcasts and the freaks like you and me who are going to inherit what's left of the world...we've been fighting our fight for decades..we can survive being alone regards society because we always have been. We're self trained soldiers of metal who have been scorned and rejected by the mainstream who have survived the pressure of being outcast,so staying in and apart from other people during the Covid19 is going to be an absolute doddle for us. Celebrate my friends. Be joyous and happy because we are the ones who will survive to inherit the earth and rebuild it better in our way.....and to paraphrase a little classic Anthrax: "Disease! Disease! Spreading the disease! With some help from CoroVee we'll bring the world down to it's knees!"😈☺ \m/. Stay safe. Stay Metal my friends. See you on the other side.😉\m/

soref, Sunday, 22 March 2020 00:36 (two weeks ago) link

I say this as someone who is also a little "social distant" even in normal times, but I'm about ready for introverts to stfu about being so introverted.

pplains, Sunday, 22 March 2020 01:17 (two weeks ago) link

same

rusted (crüt), Sunday, 22 March 2020 01:57 (two weeks ago) link

This is normal for me!

latin hypercube in shitspace (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 22 March 2020 02:26 (two weeks ago) link

I say this as someone who is also a little "social distant" even in normal times, but I'm about ready for introverts to stfu about being so introverted.


Introvert memes have always been insufferable, if they were really so introverted they would shut the fuck up about it, ever, for five seconds

felt jute gyte delete later (wins), Sunday, 22 March 2020 08:19 (two weeks ago) link

In the category of stupidly inappropriate adverts.

https://www.dropbox.com/s/tr6i3ebdtd0lhgl/File%202020-03-22%2019%2057%2004.jpeg?raw=1

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Sunday, 22 March 2020 08:59 (two weeks ago) link

In the category of stupidly inappropriate adverts.

https://www.dropbox.com/s/tr6i3ebdtd0lhgl/File%202020-03-22%2019%2057%2004.jpeg?raw=1

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Sunday, 22 March 2020 08:59 (two weeks ago) link

Sure I am an introvert by any definition, but when I see "The greatest thing about being an introvert in your 30s is cancelling social engagements and staying at home!!!" or w/e I just want to tell them "this isn't really so much about you being an introvert, it's more about you being a shitty friend"

Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 22 March 2020 09:03 (two weeks ago) link

Forgetting to attend your best friend’s wedding is self-care

felt jute gyte delete later (wins), Sunday, 22 March 2020 09:38 (two weeks ago) link

Those paddle people do seem to be 6 ft apart tho'.

pplains, Sunday, 22 March 2020 15:35 (two weeks ago) link

PM of Slovakia making social distance cool again.

https://i.imgur.com/v568Pzl.jpg

pplains, Sunday, 22 March 2020 15:49 (two weeks ago) link

Sorry, president of Slovakia. I get those two roles confused sometimes.

pplains, Sunday, 22 March 2020 15:57 (two weeks ago) link

Sure I am an introvert by any definition, but when I see "The greatest thing about being an introvert in your 30s is cancelling social engagements and staying at home!!!" or w/e I just want to tell them "this isn't really so much about you being an introvert, it's more about you being a shitty friend"

OTM
Forgetting to attend your best friend’s wedding is self-care

Lol

Robbie Shakespeare’s Sister Lovers (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 22 March 2020 16:44 (two weeks ago) link

Folks, in all seriousness, keep your distance or Hillary will be right- pic.twitter.com/8OHu0MojyH

— Vic Berger IV (@VicBergerIV) March 22, 2020

Webcam Du Bois (Hadrian VIII), Sunday, 22 March 2020 18:13 (two weeks ago) link

We get it, Europe, you all have BALCONIES.

— Ally Hord (@hordie) March 15, 2020

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pplains, Monday, 23 March 2020 00:37 (two weeks ago) link

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pplains, Monday, 23 March 2020 00:39 (two weeks ago) link

therapist: ill-fitting suit chicago mayor isn’t real, she can’t hurt you

i’ll-fitting suit chicago mayor: pic.twitter.com/BuI7igP7wA

— maybe: anna (@hostarastrology) March 21, 2020

absolute idiot liar uneducated person (mh), Monday, 23 March 2020 13:43 (two weeks ago) link

I can’t stop laughing at this pic.twitter.com/DpdHtov4IR

— grant 🧔🏻 stay home pls (@urdadssidepiece) March 21, 2020

forensic plumber (harbl), Monday, 23 March 2020 14:51 (two weeks ago) link

lol

i am that cat when i'm at work goofing off on ilx and suddenly someone wearing a tie taps me on the shoulder

Karl Malone, Monday, 23 March 2020 14:58 (two weeks ago) link

activate hissing machine

absolute idiot liar uneducated person (mh), Monday, 23 March 2020 15:03 (two weeks ago) link

counter: activate fresh tuna can amnesia device

Karl Malone, Monday, 23 March 2020 15:08 (two weeks ago) link

Summer 2019: big bag of cans with the lads

Summer 2020: big bag of can't with the lads

— Michael Docherty (@maybeavalon) March 23, 2020

mark s, Monday, 23 March 2020 19:50 (two weeks ago) link

You sure this isn’t staged? Nobody else around, no security staff, and whoever is filming is managing to get all the angles https://t.co/RpqDxIUZOv

— Edwina Currie (@Edwina_Currie) March 23, 2020

Dadjokke (Sgt. Biscuits), Monday, 23 March 2020 20:16 (two weeks ago) link

covid-19 in the usa through 3/7: 353 cases, 19 deaths

since: 42,399 cases, 497 deaths

conclusion: daylight savings kills

mookieproof, Tuesday, 24 March 2020 12:09 (two weeks ago) link

Omg that Edwina Currie tweet has cheered me right up

Two Gentlemen with the Rona (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 24 March 2020 12:13 (two weeks ago) link

Außer in Italien und Südkorea scheint den Hamsterkäufern derzeit Klopapier wichtiger zu sein, als Nudeln. Hier die Verkaufszahlen pro Kopf in Kilo gerechnet. Und in welchem Land wird am meisten Toilettenpapier gekauft? #corona #coronavirus #hamsterkauf #nudeln #pasta #klopapier pic.twitter.com/2p9BOWybiT

— Allgemeine Zeitung (@aznachrichten) March 24, 2020

mark s, Tuesday, 24 March 2020 14:27 (two weeks ago) link

"NOTICE: Midnight porn-watching neighbor: Please delete our bluetooth speaker from your phone. Here are the instructions..." pic.twitter.com/znBAkiqU2l

— Tanner Brown (@luoshanji) March 21, 2020

mark s, Tuesday, 24 March 2020 14:29 (two weeks ago) link

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Dutch interpreter translates "stop stockpiling."

pplains, Tuesday, 24 March 2020 14:45 (two weeks ago) link

In case anyone was wondering, the italics tags work just fine here.

pplains, Tuesday, 24 March 2020 14:46 (two weeks ago) link

First time she's been on t'telly w/ every important press co's and she's stolen our hearts and minds. I love her.

Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 24 March 2020 15:10 (two weeks ago) link

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pplains, Wednesday, 25 March 2020 00:24 (two weeks ago) link

#StayHomeNZ pic.twitter.com/T1EilIm9f2

— New Zealand Police (@nzpolice) March 25, 2020

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Wednesday, 25 March 2020 04:06 (two weeks ago) link

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felt jute gyte delete later (wins), Wednesday, 25 March 2020 10:42 (two weeks ago) link

pplains dayum

god's work

Webcam Du Bois (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 25 March 2020 16:40 (two weeks ago) link

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Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 25 March 2020 19:18 (two weeks ago) link

Don't want to be a joyless pedant, but China has lots of bubble tea.

Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 15:47 (one week ago) link

there's a bubble tea place in my neighborhood, or at least there was last time I checked!

mh, Tuesday, 31 March 2020 15:50 (one week ago) link

the last weekend before lockdown i went to a bubble tea place with a line out the door. already fading into memory.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 16:01 (one week ago) link

Don't wanna poop up the serious threads, so ayyyyy

Last month:

Us: oh hey D, what's new

D: not much, got a job in Indonesia coming up

Us: woah cool! want some of our face masks to bring with you, lol

D: haha nah, my company's gonna take care of all that

Us: nice, have fun

Last week:

Us: how you doing?

D: work's cool, Indonesia's nice

Us: jfcwtf get home to Ireland now you lunatic

D: everyone keeps telling me that? but nah

This weekend:

Us: you home yet you dingus

D: our bosses canceled the job and told everyone to go home

Us: thank fuck!

D: but they asked if anyone would volunteer to complete the job so I'll be here another couple weeks

Us: >:[

cat, Wednesday, 1 April 2020 00:00 (one week ago) link

really helpful info to have right now! pic.twitter.com/FtWqIIrilK

— JEREMY (@jeremylevick) April 1, 2020

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 1 April 2020 05:19 (one week ago) link

ahaha I came here to post that. beautiful

brechtian social distancing (Simon H.), Wednesday, 1 April 2020 16:30 (one week ago) link

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crüt, Thursday, 2 April 2020 00:19 (one week ago) link

Message from celebrity *important* pic.twitter.com/f6AroceIcD

— Gabriel Gundacker (@gabegundacker) March 26, 2020

forensic plumber (harbl), Thursday, 2 April 2020 02:21 (one week ago) link

fucking hell

karmic blowback for dissing pip and jane baker (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 2 April 2020 03:08 (one week ago) link

#spacegodzillaisoverparty

℺ ☽ ⋠ ⏎ (✖), Thursday, 2 April 2020 22:13 (one week ago) link

My children have been asking me why people created Mechagodzilla this week. I told them "to defeat Godzilla" but they aren't satisfied with that for some reason. Neither they not I have ever seen a Godzilla movie.

Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 2 April 2020 22:16 (one week ago) link

Despite this screw up, I like the Godzilla cards and may have to track these down for my son.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Thursday, 2 April 2020 22:18 (one week ago) link

So you’re saying this is a bad time to launch my video conferencing app COVID

rob, Thursday, 2 April 2020 23:07 (one week ago) link

These poor bastards

http://www.covid.com/shop.aspx

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 3 April 2020 03:33 (one week ago) link

At least they can get some change on that URL.

These folks though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfFs0o6pCxc

pplains, Friday, 3 April 2020 03:37 (one week ago) link

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pplains, Saturday, 4 April 2020 04:20 (six days ago) link

Keep hearing Poly Styrene singing the words
COVID-77
And we are going mad

Three Hundred Pounds of Almond Joy (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 5 April 2020 00:03 (five days ago) link

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pplains, Sunday, 5 April 2020 02:12 (five days ago) link

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pplains, Sunday, 5 April 2020 02:13 (five days ago) link

Dammit, why do I bother with screencapped twitter.

A completely empty ferry terminal at night…

And the only object in the room is an artfully placed full page newspaper explaining what happened.

Because life is a video game. pic.twitter.com/2Ne8tOSrKo

— Quarynnetine Valente (@catvalente) March 19, 2020

pplains, Sunday, 5 April 2020 02:16 (five days ago) link

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pplains, Sunday, 5 April 2020 15:40 (five days ago) link

im down real bad pic.twitter.com/rGdaEdpcrC

— lil uzi hurt (@LameAsChris) April 4, 2020

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Sunday, 5 April 2020 17:49 (five days ago) link

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pplains, Sunday, 5 April 2020 21:41 (five days ago) link

Love it!

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Monday, 6 April 2020 22:18 (four days ago) link

I saved this from a friend's facebook account but a gis shows no matches so he may actually have made this himself. Kudos to him!

Heavy Messages (jed_), Monday, 6 April 2020 22:27 (four days ago) link

aptly, I actually call it all three of those things.

Heavy Messages (jed_), Monday, 6 April 2020 22:29 (four days ago) link

worst are the people who call it SARS-CoV-2 on a message board

℺ ☽ ⋠ ⏎ (✖), Monday, 6 April 2020 22:34 (four days ago) link

Oh, I'm feeling a little bit para now.

Heavy Messages (jed_), Monday, 6 April 2020 22:42 (four days ago) link

(the friend in question that i robbed this from sais that that's what he says!)

Heavy Messages (jed_), Monday, 6 April 2020 22:43 (four days ago) link

just shitting on sanpaku as one does

℺ ☽ ⋠ ⏎ (✖), Monday, 6 April 2020 22:45 (four days ago) link

ahhhh

Heavy Messages (jed_), Monday, 6 April 2020 22:47 (four days ago) link

worst are the people who call it SARS-CoV-2 on a message board

don’t make me break out the pendant stick

karmic blowback for dissing pip and jane baker (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 6 April 2020 23:21 (four days ago) link

the what now

an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Monday, 6 April 2020 23:47 (four days ago) link

of all the words for my iphone to correct, it would have to be ‘pedant’ wouldn’t it

karmic blowback for dissing pip and jane baker (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 00:33 (three days ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/SGgCNoV.jpg

Made me go look up "covidora," but fortunately, all I found were Spanish sites.

pplains, Tuesday, 7 April 2020 01:27 (three days ago) link

La mascarilla perfecta no exis... pic.twitter.com/LPXp98m7gU

— Maximus Crowley (@Zienke_delirand) April 7, 2020

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 13:48 (three days ago) link

this just got shared at work unironically pic.twitter.com/Ox3UeYCHg3

— Solemad O'nlien (@evren__7) April 7, 2020

i am a horse girl (map), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 17:16 (three days ago) link

Sir, God is spelt with a capital 'G' Thanks

— John Anyanwu (@JohnAnyanwu12) April 7, 2020

ogmor, Tuesday, 7 April 2020 18:42 (three days ago) link

wow what a fucking asshole

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 19:21 (three days ago) link

I think you mean Asshole

cuomo money, cuomo problems (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 19:38 (three days ago) link

I must admit as incredibly poorly-timed, insensitive and unwelcome comments go, I'm a fan. All the best

ogmor, Tuesday, 7 April 2020 19:42 (three days ago) link

i love risking my life because my brother is too much of a man-child to leave the house by himself and has a craving for shitty burgers

Nhex, Tuesday, 7 April 2020 21:52 (three days ago) link

shitty burger places are still open where you are Nhex? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Heavy Messages (jed_), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 21:59 (three days ago) link

Macca’s is pretty much an essential service down here. They’ve aggressively been advertising how you can buy milk and bread (bags of buns) at the drive through window.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 22:00 (three days ago) link

xp yeah, for take-out, all restaurants are open

Nhex, Tuesday, 7 April 2020 23:14 (three days ago) link

The Queen should never have worn green pic.twitter.com/A71vse3Uvq

— Olaf Falafel (@OFalafel) April 7, 2020

Heavy Messages (jed_), Wednesday, 8 April 2020 11:28 (two days ago) link


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