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Shit thread about COVID-19. Post irrelevant shit here without worry that you're going to post a dumb gif ten seconds after someone announces their grandmother just died of the virus.

YEs, I know this is the Noise board, and not the other one.

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https://66.media.tumblr.com/583dbab36b4aedaacada2b3fae355770/e5f7e9a46d71051e-e4/s540x810/7be6c18c6563aabfa98c2a799f9b83f532b8b71d.gifv

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pplains, Saturday, 21 March 2020 14:33 (three months ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxvgUBp4YPA

coco vide (pomenitul), Saturday, 21 March 2020 14:34 (three months ago) link

Best COVID-19 thread ever.

Robbie Shakespeare’s Sister Lovers (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 21 March 2020 16:12 (three months ago) link

Tough break for Fleetwood Mac pic.twitter.com/bySU6BBg3d

— Tom Rainey (@TomRaineyy) March 21, 2020

frogbs, Saturday, 21 March 2020 18:38 (three months ago) link

i really appreciate this guy's commitment to the performance, feel like i'm watching brando in the 50s

Day 6 of quarantine pic.twitter.com/AYhps3JoR5

— ant-honey (@aanthonyy07) March 21, 2020

Karl Malone, Saturday, 21 March 2020 18:47 (three months ago) link

Holy crap at that last one! He nailed it!

pplains, Saturday, 21 March 2020 23:03 (three months ago) link

Thread continues to deliver.

Robbie Shakespeare’s Sister Lovers (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 21 March 2020 23:05 (three months ago) link

I was re-watching In Bed with Chris Needham on youtube and saw this comment left by Chris himself

Official Chris Needham
3 days ago
For you very few fans of my diary,self isolating during the current medical crisis and watching this to pass the time...I have great news...once all this is dealt with it's the introvert outcasts and the freaks like you and me who are going to inherit what's left of the world...we've been fighting our fight for decades..we can survive being alone regards society because we always have been. We're self trained soldiers of metal who have been scorned and rejected by the mainstream who have survived the pressure of being outcast,so staying in and apart from other people during the Covid19 is going to be an absolute doddle for us. Celebrate my friends. Be joyous and happy because we are the ones who will survive to inherit the earth and rebuild it better in our way.....and to paraphrase a little classic Anthrax: "Disease! Disease! Spreading the disease! With some help from CoroVee we'll bring the world down to it's knees!"😈☺ \m/. Stay safe. Stay Metal my friends. See you on the other side.😉\m/

soref, Sunday, 22 March 2020 00:36 (three months ago) link

I say this as someone who is also a little "social distant" even in normal times, but I'm about ready for introverts to stfu about being so introverted.

pplains, Sunday, 22 March 2020 01:17 (three months ago) link

same

rusted (crüt), Sunday, 22 March 2020 01:57 (three months ago) link

This is normal for me!

latin hypercube in shitspace (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 22 March 2020 02:26 (three months ago) link

I say this as someone who is also a little "social distant" even in normal times, but I'm about ready for introverts to stfu about being so introverted.


Introvert memes have always been insufferable, if they were really so introverted they would shut the fuck up about it, ever, for five seconds

felt jute gyte delete later (wins), Sunday, 22 March 2020 08:19 (three months ago) link

In the category of stupidly inappropriate adverts.

https://www.dropbox.com/s/tr6i3ebdtd0lhgl/File%202020-03-22%2019%2057%2004.jpeg?raw=1

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Sunday, 22 March 2020 08:59 (three months ago) link

In the category of stupidly inappropriate adverts.

https://www.dropbox.com/s/tr6i3ebdtd0lhgl/File%202020-03-22%2019%2057%2004.jpeg?raw=1

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Sunday, 22 March 2020 08:59 (three months ago) link

Sure I am an introvert by any definition, but when I see "The greatest thing about being an introvert in your 30s is cancelling social engagements and staying at home!!!" or w/e I just want to tell them "this isn't really so much about you being an introvert, it's more about you being a shitty friend"

Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 22 March 2020 09:03 (three months ago) link

Forgetting to attend your best friend’s wedding is self-care

felt jute gyte delete later (wins), Sunday, 22 March 2020 09:38 (three months ago) link

Those paddle people do seem to be 6 ft apart tho'.

pplains, Sunday, 22 March 2020 15:35 (three months ago) link

PM of Slovakia making social distance cool again.

https://i.imgur.com/v568Pzl.jpg

pplains, Sunday, 22 March 2020 15:49 (three months ago) link

Sorry, president of Slovakia. I get those two roles confused sometimes.

pplains, Sunday, 22 March 2020 15:57 (three months ago) link

I think I've seen promos for that movie
http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQwp2-VQX2rnVkN0e1d3u5mSim0jKHuZesaap8rnSVBDcA_TwDM

absolute idiot liar uneducated person (mh), Sunday, 22 March 2020 16:00 (three months ago) link

Sure I am an introvert by any definition, but when I see "The greatest thing about being an introvert in your 30s is cancelling social engagements and staying at home!!!" or w/e I just want to tell them "this isn't really so much about you being an introvert, it's more about you being a shitty friend"

OTM
Forgetting to attend your best friend’s wedding is self-care

Lol

Robbie Shakespeare’s Sister Lovers (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 22 March 2020 16:44 (three months ago) link

Folks, in all seriousness, keep your distance or Hillary will be right- pic.twitter.com/8OHu0MojyH

— Vic Berger IV (@VicBergerIV) March 22, 2020

Webcam Du Bois (Hadrian VIII), Sunday, 22 March 2020 18:13 (three months ago) link

We get it, Europe, you all have BALCONIES.

— Ally Hord (@hordie) March 15, 2020

https://i.imgur.com/gfROLLk.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/UnVUrA7.jpg

pplains, Monday, 23 March 2020 00:37 (three months ago) link

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pplains, Monday, 23 March 2020 00:39 (three months ago) link

therapist: ill-fitting suit chicago mayor isn’t real, she can’t hurt you

i’ll-fitting suit chicago mayor: pic.twitter.com/BuI7igP7wA

— maybe: anna (@hostarastrology) March 21, 2020

absolute idiot liar uneducated person (mh), Monday, 23 March 2020 13:43 (three months ago) link

I can’t stop laughing at this pic.twitter.com/DpdHtov4IR

— grant 🧔🏻 stay home pls (@urdadssidepiece) March 21, 2020

forensic plumber (harbl), Monday, 23 March 2020 14:51 (three months ago) link

lol

i am that cat when i'm at work goofing off on ilx and suddenly someone wearing a tie taps me on the shoulder

Karl Malone, Monday, 23 March 2020 14:58 (three months ago) link

activate hissing machine

absolute idiot liar uneducated person (mh), Monday, 23 March 2020 15:03 (three months ago) link

counter: activate fresh tuna can amnesia device

Karl Malone, Monday, 23 March 2020 15:08 (three months ago) link

Summer 2019: big bag of cans with the lads

Summer 2020: big bag of can't with the lads

— Michael Docherty (@maybeavalon) March 23, 2020

mark s, Monday, 23 March 2020 19:50 (three months ago) link

You sure this isn’t staged? Nobody else around, no security staff, and whoever is filming is managing to get all the angles https://t.co/RpqDxIUZOv

— Edwina Currie (@Edwina_Currie) March 23, 2020

Dadjokke (Sgt. Biscuits), Monday, 23 March 2020 20:16 (three months ago) link

covid-19 in the usa through 3/7: 353 cases, 19 deaths

since: 42,399 cases, 497 deaths

conclusion: daylight savings kills

mookieproof, Tuesday, 24 March 2020 12:09 (three months ago) link

Omg that Edwina Currie tweet has cheered me right up

Two Gentlemen with the Rona (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 24 March 2020 12:13 (three months ago) link

Außer in Italien und Südkorea scheint den Hamsterkäufern derzeit Klopapier wichtiger zu sein, als Nudeln. Hier die Verkaufszahlen pro Kopf in Kilo gerechnet. Und in welchem Land wird am meisten Toilettenpapier gekauft? #corona #coronavirus #hamsterkauf #nudeln #pasta #klopapier pic.twitter.com/2p9BOWybiT

— Allgemeine Zeitung (@aznachrichten) March 24, 2020

mark s, Tuesday, 24 March 2020 14:27 (three months ago) link

"NOTICE: Midnight porn-watching neighbor: Please delete our bluetooth speaker from your phone. Here are the instructions..." pic.twitter.com/znBAkiqU2l

— Tanner Brown (@luoshanji) March 21, 2020

mark s, Tuesday, 24 March 2020 14:29 (three months ago) link

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Dutch interpreter translates "stop stockpiling."

pplains, Tuesday, 24 March 2020 14:45 (three months ago) link

In case anyone was wondering, the italics tags work just fine here.

pplains, Tuesday, 24 March 2020 14:46 (three months ago) link

First time she's been on t'telly w/ every important press co's and she's stolen our hearts and minds. I love her.

Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 24 March 2020 15:10 (three months ago) link

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pplains, Wednesday, 25 March 2020 00:24 (three months ago) link

#StayHomeNZ pic.twitter.com/T1EilIm9f2

— New Zealand Police (@nzpolice) March 25, 2020

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Wednesday, 25 March 2020 04:06 (three months ago) link

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felt jute gyte delete later (wins), Wednesday, 25 March 2020 10:42 (three months ago) link

pplains dayum

god's work

Webcam Du Bois (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 25 March 2020 16:40 (three months ago) link

https://i.redd.it/rej0dcxzduo41.jpg

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 25 March 2020 19:18 (three months ago) link

That pass the pepper video was amazing! Did the guy memorize the names at the end?

badg, Tuesday, 21 April 2020 03:46 (two months ago) link

I was wondering the same and saw that they are taped to the inside of the barball on the floor

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 21 April 2020 13:15 (two months ago) link

barbell

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 21 April 2020 13:15 (two months ago) link

This is perfection 👏😂😂😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/6HIArUvPZG

— Hear Me Roar (@Stop_Trump20) April 20, 2020

mookieproof, Tuesday, 21 April 2020 14:11 (two months ago) link

A tale in 3 acts pic.twitter.com/NGR1Ptxnhl

— r҉ustic cy͠be̸rpu̵nk (@cypnk) April 21, 2020

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Tuesday, 21 April 2020 18:35 (two months ago) link

The #ReopenNC folks are a special kind of stupid. pic.twitter.com/SneHjI6wZ6

— Private Joker, USMC (@Infantry0300) April 20, 2020

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Tuesday, 21 April 2020 22:28 (two months ago) link

leaning to the right for the first time with that one

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 21 April 2020 23:40 (two months ago) link

LMAO

I love the internet 😂🤣 pic.twitter.com/yiOh4kuqzz

— StanceGrounded (@_SJPeace_) April 22, 2020

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Wednesday, 22 April 2020 17:32 (two months ago) link

ice cold

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 22 April 2020 17:34 (two months ago) link

i guess when she got her hair done in October they shaved it?

let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 22 April 2020 17:53 (two months ago) link

today i busted open a roll of quarters to do laundry.

imagine my surprise at finding 40 identical coins that looked like this:

https://www.usmint.gov/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/2020-america-the-beautiful-quarters-coin-national-park-of-american-samoa-uncirculated-reverse-768x768.jpg

budo jeru, Friday, 24 April 2020 04:46 (two months ago) link

a small square of nothing? That sucks real bad, I’m sorry

El Tomboto, Friday, 24 April 2020 04:52 (two months ago) link

idk it worked in my browser

https://www.usatoday.com/story/money/2020/01/10/u-s-mint-samoan-fruit-bat-new-quarter-2020/4433464002/

budo jeru, Friday, 24 April 2020 05:16 (two months ago) link

I love flying foxes. V cute and important pollinators

COVID and the Gang (jim in vancouver), Friday, 24 April 2020 05:21 (two months ago) link

How to medical pic.twitter.com/0EDqJcy38p

— Sarah Cooper (@sarahcpr) April 24, 2020

Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 24 April 2020 07:00 (two months ago) link

Flying foxes are not foxes, but they can fly.

Flying lemurs, however, are false advertising on both counts. They're not lemurs, and they can't fly (they glide).

This message brought to you by Taxonomic Pedantry "R" Us

stone cold jane austen (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 24 April 2020 14:22 (two months ago) link

I want the bat quarters

mh, Friday, 24 April 2020 15:15 (two months ago) link

^^

johnny crunch, Friday, 24 April 2020 15:23 (two months ago) link

that quarter is sick

call all destroyer, Friday, 24 April 2020 15:27 (two months ago) link

Peak Norfolk

From the Local Policing Neighbourhood Team-
If the person wearing the ‘Plague Dr’ costume is seen out and about in Hellesdon, please contact Police at the time. A unit can then be dispatched and attempt to locate and identify this person.
Many Thanks
Norfolk Police

— Danny Buck (@DannyBuckUEA) April 27, 2020

mark s, Monday, 27 April 2020 20:51 (two months ago) link

I didn’t think A.J. could top the gay frogs bit, but here we are. pic.twitter.com/pGk4NvP1to

— Chuck Ross (@ChuckRossDC) May 1, 2020


can't wait for the remix

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 1 May 2020 17:46 (two months ago) link

(Sound 🔊)

FYI: Don’t be a Carrol 🧐😷 pic.twitter.com/KiLhGJItA1

— Holy Cow! (@HolyCow_Inc) May 1, 2020

Heavy Messages (jed_), Saturday, 2 May 2020 19:11 (two months ago) link

this goes

Omfg pic.twitter.com/qAkWZS7l9s

— BIG GRETCH FAN ACCT (@CindtriIIella) May 3, 2020

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Sunday, 3 May 2020 20:13 (two months ago) link

That’s fantastic

El Tomboto, Sunday, 3 May 2020 21:07 (two months ago) link

As soon as the churches reopen? I'm going to pig out on the body and blood of Christ!

— Michael A. Balazo (@mbalazo) May 5, 2020

dip to dup (rob), Tuesday, 5 May 2020 09:58 (two months ago) link

My roommate and I coming home from a walk pic.twitter.com/ZfuWpVE6gO

— Zach Raffio (@zachraffio) April 17, 2020

dip to dup (rob), Saturday, 9 May 2020 17:19 (two months ago) link

How Popeyes would be if they had delivery 🤣😭🤦🏾‍♂️ pic.twitter.com/JdMAFra9kU

— Mark Phillips (@SupremeDreams_1) May 11, 2020

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 11 May 2020 23:39 (two months ago) link

Will take those dudes over the enlightened CFA crew any day of the week.*

*Especially Sunday!

pplains, Tuesday, 12 May 2020 00:12 (one month ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/L5bY9NX.png

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Friday, 15 May 2020 01:05 (one month ago) link

ahhhha

micah, Friday, 15 May 2020 02:30 (one month ago) link

The Airborne Toxic Event show originally scheduled for June 20, 2020 has been rescheduled and will take place on March 13, 2021. All tickets purchased for the June 2020 performance will remain valid for the new date, so please hang on to your original ticket for entrance.

https://first-avenue.com/sites/default/files/images/events/AirborneToxicEvent-031321-387x600v2.jpg

budo jeru, Thursday, 21 May 2020 21:56 (one month ago) link

That's the worst news I've heard since my Quarantine Club went on hiatus!

pplains, Friday, 22 May 2020 00:14 (one month ago) link

there probably should be like 20 COVID-themed punk rock bands by this time next year, right?

Nhex, Friday, 22 May 2020 00:37 (one month ago) link

The vibe at all the restaurants reopening pic.twitter.com/tGmaiZazaE

— Brian Pempus (@brianpempus) May 22, 2020

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 23 May 2020 15:17 (one month ago) link

Commander Kane OTM

Elvis Telecom, Saturday, 23 May 2020 21:01 (one month ago) link

https://i.redd.it/1r0u7bwe2o051.jpg

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Sunday, 24 May 2020 19:40 (one month ago) link

an incalculable twat

form of mouth device (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 25 May 2020 09:02 (one month ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EY4s7sYUMAAppft.jpg

mookieproof, Monday, 25 May 2020 19:57 (one month ago) link

why???

Nhex, Monday, 25 May 2020 20:08 (one month ago) link

i'm just impressed they had toilet paper

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 25 May 2020 20:57 (one month ago) link

even celine dion needs to wipe her arse

form of mouth device (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 25 May 2020 22:24 (one month ago) link

Someone Asked me How’s Quarantine Going in Liverpool, I Replied this pic.twitter.com/4YiMB81TAq

— SCOUSE TREMZ #YAHH 🤮💥🏴‍☠️ (@Scouse_Tremz) May 22, 2020

The Cognitive Peasant (ogmor), Tuesday, 26 May 2020 22:58 (one month ago) link

love balcony man

mh, Tuesday, 26 May 2020 23:22 (one month ago) link

ATTENTION SUPERSOLDIERS!

Please familiarize yourself with allied forces.

Regards,
Customer Support pic.twitter.com/M7GrqpsRZf

— Antifa Customer Support (NA) (@KropotkinPetyr) June 4, 2020

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 5 June 2020 22:58 (one month ago) link

From that I learnt that violent J’s daughter (ruby bruce lee) is a furry.

Violent J's daughter is a furry, and even went to a Fur Con in his own fursuit to support her, and then also made a video where they called out sketchy fursuit makers. https://t.co/9fxwJ6VIfj

— Princess Beard (@YTPrincessBeard) June 5, 2020

Definitely deserves a line on that batshit mapping project.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Friday, 5 June 2020 23:06 (one month ago) link

one month passes...

FYI, Texas hospitals are now calling in dermatology residents to treat COVID patients, and the memes are as specific as they are 😗👌 pic.twitter.com/j7xO6APLch

— Jeremiah St Cyr (@MiahSaint) July 10, 2020

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 10 July 2020 05:20 (yesterday) link


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