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Shit thread about COVID-19. Post irrelevant shit here without worry that you're going to post a dumb gif ten seconds after someone announces their grandmother just died of the virus.

YEs, I know this is the Noise board, and not the other one.

https://i.imgur.com/ZNbsf37.jpg

https://66.media.tumblr.com/583dbab36b4aedaacada2b3fae355770/e5f7e9a46d71051e-e4/s540x810/7be6c18c6563aabfa98c2a799f9b83f532b8b71d.gifv

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pplains, Saturday, 21 March 2020 14:33 (six months ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxvgUBp4YPA

coco vide (pomenitul), Saturday, 21 March 2020 14:34 (six months ago) link

Best COVID-19 thread ever.

Robbie Shakespeare’s Sister Lovers (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 21 March 2020 16:12 (six months ago) link

Tough break for Fleetwood Mac pic.twitter.com/bySU6BBg3d

— Tom Rainey (@TomRaineyy) March 21, 2020

frogbs, Saturday, 21 March 2020 18:38 (six months ago) link

i really appreciate this guy's commitment to the performance, feel like i'm watching brando in the 50s

Day 6 of quarantine pic.twitter.com/AYhps3JoR5

— ant-honey (@aanthonyy07) March 21, 2020

Karl Malone, Saturday, 21 March 2020 18:47 (six months ago) link

Holy crap at that last one! He nailed it!

pplains, Saturday, 21 March 2020 23:03 (six months ago) link

Thread continues to deliver.

Robbie Shakespeare’s Sister Lovers (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 21 March 2020 23:05 (six months ago) link

I was re-watching In Bed with Chris Needham on youtube and saw this comment left by Chris himself

Official Chris Needham
3 days ago
For you very few fans of my diary,self isolating during the current medical crisis and watching this to pass the time...I have great news...once all this is dealt with it's the introvert outcasts and the freaks like you and me who are going to inherit what's left of the world...we've been fighting our fight for decades..we can survive being alone regards society because we always have been. We're self trained soldiers of metal who have been scorned and rejected by the mainstream who have survived the pressure of being outcast,so staying in and apart from other people during the Covid19 is going to be an absolute doddle for us. Celebrate my friends. Be joyous and happy because we are the ones who will survive to inherit the earth and rebuild it better in our way.....and to paraphrase a little classic Anthrax: "Disease! Disease! Spreading the disease! With some help from CoroVee we'll bring the world down to it's knees!"😈☺ \m/. Stay safe. Stay Metal my friends. See you on the other side.😉\m/

soref, Sunday, 22 March 2020 00:36 (six months ago) link

I say this as someone who is also a little "social distant" even in normal times, but I'm about ready for introverts to stfu about being so introverted.

pplains, Sunday, 22 March 2020 01:17 (six months ago) link

same

rusted (crüt), Sunday, 22 March 2020 01:57 (six months ago) link

This is normal for me!

latin hypercube in shitspace (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 22 March 2020 02:26 (six months ago) link

I say this as someone who is also a little "social distant" even in normal times, but I'm about ready for introverts to stfu about being so introverted.


Introvert memes have always been insufferable, if they were really so introverted they would shut the fuck up about it, ever, for five seconds

felt jute gyte delete later (wins), Sunday, 22 March 2020 08:19 (six months ago) link

In the category of stupidly inappropriate adverts.

https://www.dropbox.com/s/tr6i3ebdtd0lhgl/File%202020-03-22%2019%2057%2004.jpeg?raw=1

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Sunday, 22 March 2020 08:59 (six months ago) link

In the category of stupidly inappropriate adverts.

https://www.dropbox.com/s/tr6i3ebdtd0lhgl/File%202020-03-22%2019%2057%2004.jpeg?raw=1

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Sunday, 22 March 2020 08:59 (six months ago) link

Sure I am an introvert by any definition, but when I see "The greatest thing about being an introvert in your 30s is cancelling social engagements and staying at home!!!" or w/e I just want to tell them "this isn't really so much about you being an introvert, it's more about you being a shitty friend"

Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 22 March 2020 09:03 (six months ago) link

Forgetting to attend your best friend’s wedding is self-care

felt jute gyte delete later (wins), Sunday, 22 March 2020 09:38 (six months ago) link

Those paddle people do seem to be 6 ft apart tho'.

pplains, Sunday, 22 March 2020 15:35 (six months ago) link

PM of Slovakia making social distance cool again.

https://i.imgur.com/v568Pzl.jpg

pplains, Sunday, 22 March 2020 15:49 (six months ago) link

Sorry, president of Slovakia. I get those two roles confused sometimes.

pplains, Sunday, 22 March 2020 15:57 (six months ago) link

Sure I am an introvert by any definition, but when I see "The greatest thing about being an introvert in your 30s is cancelling social engagements and staying at home!!!" or w/e I just want to tell them "this isn't really so much about you being an introvert, it's more about you being a shitty friend"

OTM
Forgetting to attend your best friend’s wedding is self-care

Lol

Robbie Shakespeare’s Sister Lovers (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 22 March 2020 16:44 (six months ago) link

Folks, in all seriousness, keep your distance or Hillary will be right- pic.twitter.com/8OHu0MojyH

— Vic Berger IV (@VicBergerIV) March 22, 2020

Webcam Du Bois (Hadrian VIII), Sunday, 22 March 2020 18:13 (six months ago) link

We get it, Europe, you all have BALCONIES.

— Ally Hord (@hordie) March 15, 2020

https://i.imgur.com/gfROLLk.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/UnVUrA7.jpg

pplains, Monday, 23 March 2020 00:37 (six months ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/O9OgVMU.jpg

pplains, Monday, 23 March 2020 00:39 (six months ago) link

therapist: ill-fitting suit chicago mayor isn’t real, she can’t hurt you

i’ll-fitting suit chicago mayor: pic.twitter.com/BuI7igP7wA

— maybe: anna (@hostarastrology) March 21, 2020

absolute idiot liar uneducated person (mh), Monday, 23 March 2020 13:43 (six months ago) link

I can’t stop laughing at this pic.twitter.com/DpdHtov4IR

— grant 🧔🏻 stay home pls (@urdadssidepiece) March 21, 2020

forensic plumber (harbl), Monday, 23 March 2020 14:51 (six months ago) link

lol

i am that cat when i'm at work goofing off on ilx and suddenly someone wearing a tie taps me on the shoulder

Karl Malone, Monday, 23 March 2020 14:58 (six months ago) link

activate hissing machine

absolute idiot liar uneducated person (mh), Monday, 23 March 2020 15:03 (six months ago) link

counter: activate fresh tuna can amnesia device

Karl Malone, Monday, 23 March 2020 15:08 (six months ago) link

Summer 2019: big bag of cans with the lads

Summer 2020: big bag of can't with the lads

— Michael Docherty (@maybeavalon) March 23, 2020

mark s, Monday, 23 March 2020 19:50 (six months ago) link

You sure this isn’t staged? Nobody else around, no security staff, and whoever is filming is managing to get all the angles https://t.co/RpqDxIUZOv

— Edwina Currie (@Edwina_Currie) March 23, 2020

Dadjokke (Sgt. Biscuits), Monday, 23 March 2020 20:16 (six months ago) link

covid-19 in the usa through 3/7: 353 cases, 19 deaths

since: 42,399 cases, 497 deaths

conclusion: daylight savings kills

mookieproof, Tuesday, 24 March 2020 12:09 (six months ago) link

Omg that Edwina Currie tweet has cheered me right up

Two Gentlemen with the Rona (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 24 March 2020 12:13 (six months ago) link

Außer in Italien und Südkorea scheint den Hamsterkäufern derzeit Klopapier wichtiger zu sein, als Nudeln. Hier die Verkaufszahlen pro Kopf in Kilo gerechnet. Und in welchem Land wird am meisten Toilettenpapier gekauft? #corona #coronavirus #hamsterkauf #nudeln #pasta #klopapier pic.twitter.com/2p9BOWybiT

— Allgemeine Zeitung (@aznachrichten) March 24, 2020

mark s, Tuesday, 24 March 2020 14:27 (six months ago) link

"NOTICE: Midnight porn-watching neighbor: Please delete our bluetooth speaker from your phone. Here are the instructions..." pic.twitter.com/znBAkiqU2l

— Tanner Brown (@luoshanji) March 21, 2020

mark s, Tuesday, 24 March 2020 14:29 (six months ago) link

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Dutch interpreter translates "stop stockpiling."

pplains, Tuesday, 24 March 2020 14:45 (six months ago) link

In case anyone was wondering, the italics tags work just fine here.

pplains, Tuesday, 24 March 2020 14:46 (six months ago) link

First time she's been on t'telly w/ every important press co's and she's stolen our hearts and minds. I love her.

Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 24 March 2020 15:10 (six months ago) link

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pplains, Wednesday, 25 March 2020 00:24 (six months ago) link

#StayHomeNZ pic.twitter.com/T1EilIm9f2

— New Zealand Police (@nzpolice) March 25, 2020

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Wednesday, 25 March 2020 04:06 (six months ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/XIdr0wr.jpg

felt jute gyte delete later (wins), Wednesday, 25 March 2020 10:42 (six months ago) link

pplains dayum

god's work

Webcam Du Bois (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 25 March 2020 16:40 (six months ago) link

https://i.redd.it/rej0dcxzduo41.jpg

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 25 March 2020 19:18 (six months ago) link

ATTENTION SUPERSOLDIERS!

Please familiarize yourself with allied forces.

Regards,
Customer Support pic.twitter.com/M7GrqpsRZf

— Antifa Customer Support (NA) (@KropotkinPetyr) June 4, 2020

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 5 June 2020 22:58 (three months ago) link

From that I learnt that violent J’s daughter (ruby bruce lee) is a furry.

Violent J's daughter is a furry, and even went to a Fur Con in his own fursuit to support her, and then also made a video where they called out sketchy fursuit makers. https://t.co/9fxwJ6VIfj

— Princess Beard (@YTPrincessBeard) June 5, 2020

Definitely deserves a line on that batshit mapping project.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Friday, 5 June 2020 23:06 (three months ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvMn_BJo2zg

The Cognitive Peasant (ogmor), Monday, 8 June 2020 15:27 (three months ago) link

one month passes...

FYI, Texas hospitals are now calling in dermatology residents to treat COVID patients, and the memes are as specific as they are 😗👌 pic.twitter.com/j7xO6APLch

— Jeremiah St Cyr (@MiahSaint) July 10, 2020

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 10 July 2020 05:20 (two months ago) link

watching the disney world reopening video pic.twitter.com/hgYTPc6hXl

— ☕netw3rk (@netw3rk) July 11, 2020

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 12 July 2020 03:25 (two months ago) link

Koyaanisdisney pic.twitter.com/uYhor3jVDw

— Isaac Schankler (@piesaac) July 12, 2020

pplains, Sunday, 12 July 2020 03:27 (two months ago) link

jesus

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 12 July 2020 03:40 (two months ago) link

this thread is a good read btw

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 12 July 2020 03:49 (two months ago) link

At least there's plenty of toilet paper now.

pplains, Sunday, 12 July 2020 04:03 (two months ago) link

O.J. Simpson Partying In Vegas For Quarantine Birthday Without a Mask https://t.co/ejCAZKIIcE

— TMZ (@TMZ) July 12, 2020

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Monday, 13 July 2020 23:58 (two months ago) link

I mean, no one in LV has a mask, right?

But it wouldn’t be the first people that OJ has.... oh fuck it

solo scampito (mh), Tuesday, 14 July 2020 00:39 (two months ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/hvEOvlW.jpg

pplains, Thursday, 16 July 2020 02:28 (two months ago) link

but... but....

Nhex, Thursday, 16 July 2020 02:46 (two months ago) link

I don't know where that is but it's fucking sad that so many places aren't getting the support that's needed right now and that kind of screening is more widespread than we'd like to think.

Fetchboy, Thursday, 16 July 2020 02:53 (two months ago) link

This was recorded just like The Office 😭 pic.twitter.com/cudcCYF0Pq

— Fifty Shades of Whey (@davenewworld_2) July 26, 2020

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Monday, 27 July 2020 14:56 (two months ago) link

everyone's the asshole here

Nhex, Monday, 27 July 2020 19:01 (two months ago) link

omg

singular wolf erotica producer (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 27 July 2020 22:38 (two months ago) link

Un minuto de silencio por Pitágoras 📐 pic.twitter.com/SQy5jsTM9r

— Kike 🏳️‍🌈 (@LaPlumaDeKike) July 27, 2020

Scampidocio (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 29 July 2020 08:49 (two months ago) link

haha

Eyeball Kicks, Wednesday, 29 July 2020 10:53 (two months ago) link

I was wondering if that theory would ever have practical implications!

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 29 July 2020 14:57 (two months ago) link

lol

pomenitul, Wednesday, 29 July 2020 14:59 (two months ago) link

(2xp)

pomenitul, Wednesday, 29 July 2020 15:00 (two months ago) link

awesome lol

Nhex, Wednesday, 29 July 2020 16:56 (two months ago) link

rip to a real one

solo scampito (mh), Friday, 31 July 2020 21:37 (two months ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abczQ2fTdqw

pplains, Sunday, 2 August 2020 02:04 (one month ago) link

Kinda hesitated before posting this one but its crassness is on point imo:

https://i.imgur.com/8i3wOUH.jpg

pomenitul, Sunday, 2 August 2020 16:33 (one month ago) link

Haa, never noticed the IRL umbrella logo before.

pplains, Sunday, 2 August 2020 17:43 (one month ago) link

Which is, of course, the Travelers' Insurance logo.

Get the point? Good, let's dance with nunchaku. (Eric H.), Sunday, 2 August 2020 18:26 (one month ago) link

two weeks pass...

When I come across mention of "the lockdown" my first impulse now is to check if I'm reading an old article or a recording from months ago. In what sense is there a fucking lockdown?

There seem to be more people on the streets than I've every seen. And a good third seem to be on rolling contraptions. What is this, Chorlton and the fucking wheelies? Even children used to walk somwtimes, I'm sure I remember that being the case.

I don't mean to judge, but it's stressful - even the ones not trundling uncontrollably seem to be driven by some weird compulsion to lurch towards me even when just moments previously they were standing still. Am I simply irresistible?

to go hoff and things (Noel Emits), Monday, 17 August 2020 21:21 (one month ago) link

every hangout in 2020 pic.twitter.com/CJVsm3ilaP

— Matt Buechele (@mattbooshell) August 30, 2020

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 31 August 2020 03:12 (one month ago) link

funny but i want to murder him for not redubbing the audio / using a better mic

Nhex, Monday, 31 August 2020 03:16 (one month ago) link

Thought was an intentional part of the bit, or are you making a joke?

Two Little Hit Parades (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 31 August 2020 03:44 (one month ago) link

i assumed because it was outside in a park it was about in-person hangouts

Nhex, Monday, 31 August 2020 03:46 (one month ago) link

even if it is part of the joke, it's tough to listen to

Nhex, Monday, 31 August 2020 03:47 (one month ago) link

I don’t think it’s about in-person hangouts

Two Little Hit Parades (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 31 August 2020 03:53 (one month ago) link

why would you wear your neck gaiter to a zoom chat?

Nhex, Monday, 31 August 2020 04:00 (one month ago) link

Not wearing it to the chat, wearing it to be in the park

Two Little Hit Parades (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 31 August 2020 11:21 (one month ago) link

Maybe you are right, but it kind of reminds me of stuff I have seen on quite a few Zoom meetings.

Two Little Hit Parades (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 31 August 2020 13:49 (one month ago) link

sorry about the wind, this was shot in the great outdoors on the pinnacle of filmmaking technology (an iPhone 8)

— Matt Buechele (@mattbooshell) August 31, 2020

Je55e, Monday, 31 August 2020 13:54 (one month ago) link

I think it’s about in-person because why else would he be in a park, and “same place 100 times this summer.”

Je55e, Monday, 31 August 2020 13:55 (one month ago) link

hi Je55e!

irn-scamp (mh), Monday, 31 August 2020 13:59 (one month ago) link

Hi! (This is what brings me back?)

Je55e, Monday, 31 August 2020 14:05 (one month ago) link

Sometimes people just want to get out of the house or, more importantly, get away from their roommates or significant others. But yeah, "same place" implies in-person, you are correct.

Two Little Hit Parades (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 31 August 2020 14:06 (one month ago) link

That’s been my summer. Basically 2 places on repeat all summer. Fortunately one of them has been Lake Michigan, which I never get tired of, even with the beaches closed.

Je55e, Monday, 31 August 2020 14:17 (one month ago) link

i would do anything

Karl Malone, Saturday, 5 September 2020 06:03 (three weeks ago) link

Very moving image

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 5 September 2020 06:15 (three weeks ago) link

ICYMI - Guy has been an absolute saint through all of this:

https://time.com/5853566/guy-fieri-restaurant-workers/

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Saturday, 5 September 2020 13:21 (three weeks ago) link


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