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Could not work out whether I could vote today or not, turns out my street is not only a ward boundary but a constituency boundary and the family we know across the road have a Tory MP.

― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 2 May 2019 14:19 (twenty-one minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

imago, Thursday, 2 May 2019 14:45 (five years ago) link

haha

nxd, Thursday, 2 May 2019 14:47 (five years ago) link

ha, yes.

(isn't there already a thread for this?)

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 2 May 2019 14:52 (five years ago) link

idgi

Ned Caligari (Tom D.), Thursday, 2 May 2019 14:53 (five years ago) link

i really like a hot caffeinated beverage in the morning.
-- coffeefan

sarahell, Thursday, 2 May 2019 14:54 (five years ago) link

A drunk uncle chopped up his 18-month-old niece then roasted her body parts in an oven, police said today. Andrey Gadzhiev's sister Elena Titova, 29, had left him caring for the toddler for 15 minutes while she visited a neighbour. When she returned there was no sign of the child and her intoxicated brother could not explain what had happened to her.

--julia child (cook)

sarahell, Thursday, 2 May 2019 14:59 (five years ago) link

poor elena

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 2 May 2019 17:59 (five years ago) link

All of my posts to thread

milkshake chuk (wins), Thursday, 2 May 2019 18:04 (five years ago) link

R.I.P. scaruffi copy pasta -- the winningest of wins posts

sarahell, Thursday, 2 May 2019 18:17 (five years ago) link

And yet paradoxically the most lost

milkshake chuk (wins), Thursday, 2 May 2019 18:20 (five years ago) link

sorry that is just how i feel

sarahell, Thursday, 2 May 2019 18:21 (five years ago) link

hadn't heard about the NK ship! sounds spicy

― (•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 9 May 2019 16:46 (sixteen seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

imago, Thursday, 9 May 2019 17:04 (five years ago) link

ok lol

seandalai, Thursday, 9 May 2019 21:47 (five years ago) link

MMA and beard care and creative street tacos and craft beer as mainstream American male culture in 2019 [Started by longtime caller, first time listener (man alive) in May 2019]

the late great, Monday, 20 May 2019 18:46 (five years ago) link

one month passes...

Here in Asia there is a Coca-Cola/coffee hybrid that is a much better cooperation between the two flavors than you'd ever expect. Sponsored Post.

― 57mg/20floz, Thursday, June 27, 2019 8:41 AM (two hours ago)

tandoor vittles (unregistered), Thursday, 27 June 2019 15:02 (five years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/RYabDvd.jpg

tandoor vittles (unregistered), Thursday, 27 June 2019 15:04 (five years ago) link

well sleuthed

imago, Thursday, 27 June 2019 15:05 (five years ago) link

Nice.

Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 27 June 2019 15:13 (five years ago) link

love coke!

cheese canopy (map), Thursday, 27 June 2019 21:54 (five years ago) link

three weeks pass...

•should i grow a beard? [Started by jess in October 2001, last updated three minutes ago by beard papa on I Love Everything] 4 new answers

three months pass...

◦Pooping at your Significant Other's House within First 2 Months of Dating [Started by Phoenix in Flight (Cattle Grind) in April 2010, last updated five minutes ago by Colonel Poo on I Love TMI] 23 new answers POLL results

I'm scared my but won't fit in it. (Old Lunch), Thursday, 7 November 2019 20:39 (four years ago) link

I did literally reference that in my post to be fair to me

Colonel Poo, Thursday, 7 November 2019 20:40 (four years ago) link

Please wear this as the badge of honor it was intended to be, my friend. *salutes*

I'm scared my but won't fit in it. (Old Lunch), Thursday, 7 November 2019 20:42 (four years ago) link

Sir yes sir

Colonel Poo, Thursday, 7 November 2019 20:43 (four years ago) link

one month passes...

"i'm a _____ kind of person" or "i'm a _____ type of person"

― dogs, Tuesday, December 10, 2019 1:12 PM (fifty seconds ago) bookmarkflaglink

Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 10 December 2019 12:15 (four years ago) link

lol

imago, Tuesday, 10 December 2019 12:43 (four years ago) link

one month passes...

Hey Bob (Scik Mouthy)
Posted: January 21, 2020 at 05:48:42
Walnuts have a horrible spongy texture half the time that I can only assume is analogues with a cyst or pustule.

rob, Tuesday, 21 January 2020 21:24 (four years ago) link

jesus, that's a lot to process

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 21 January 2020 23:27 (four years ago) link

dn/post but still:

word on the street is that stet is going to post the 200K thread and use it to explain how ilx is being shut down and everyone is instructed to go to discord and twitter instead

― But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Tuesday, January 28, 2020 7:53 PM

chet san telmo (alomar lines), Wednesday, 29 January 2020 04:43 (four years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Truly an innovator in terrible already taken drug puns.

― Judi Dench's Human Hand (methanietanner), Wednesday, February 19, 2020 9:15 AM (two hours ago)

sarahell, Wednesday, 19 February 2020 19:27 (four years ago) link

two months pass...

Horny Henry seems suspiciously anxious to let us all know of his heterosexuality.
― Wooden (Wooden), Wednesday, September 22, 2004 12:52 AM (fifteen years ago) bookmarkflaglink

🔫 (peace, man), Sunday, 3 May 2020 16:46 (four years ago) link

three months pass...

I'm feeling 2018 or 2016 at the moment. 2016 defs feels like one of the "big" years

― josh az (2011nostalgia), Friday, 7 August 2020 21:24 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

imago, Saturday, 8 August 2020 09:15 (three years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Sharing My Psychotic Way of Listening to New Music [Started by Rod Steel (musicfanatic) in August 2020, last updated seventeen minutes ago by Rod Steel (musicfanatic) on I Love Music]

panburger partner (unregistered), Saturday, 29 August 2020 01:33 (three years ago) link

Yeah, what is up there?

Two Little Hit Parades (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 29 August 2020 01:36 (three years ago) link

two months pass...

(lol, I do not mean to suggest we should be perpetuating an empire)

― early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, November 11, 2020 10:58 AM (twenty-five minutes ago)

rob, Wednesday, 11 November 2020 16:25 (three years ago) link

looool

pomenitul, Wednesday, 11 November 2020 16:25 (three years ago) link

nice

imago, Wednesday, 11 November 2020 16:27 (three years ago) link

:D

early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 11 November 2020 16:43 (three years ago) link

fuck landlords they shouldn't exist

― a nice person (Left), Tuesday, November 10, 2020 12:54 PM (yesterday)

sarahell, Wednesday, 11 November 2020 18:40 (three years ago) link

one month passes...

Cro-Mags fucking slay...

(Neanderthal)

Noel Emits, Saturday, 12 December 2020 16:58 (three years ago) link

Poignant and informative.

Noel Emits, Saturday, 12 December 2020 17:06 (three years ago) link

hahaha

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Sunday, 13 December 2020 04:57 (three years ago) link

this is display name/post and it's actually my own, so fp me, but I swear I only noticed after the fact:

Modern Talking, with Dieter Bohlen being the baddie and Thomas Anders the “innocent” one. I refer you to the musical about them I wrote in my head a long time ago, but this reading was sort of borne out by subsequent events.

― obsessed with quality over quantity or the need to produce tracks (breastcrawl), dinsdag 15 december 2020 9:07

obsessed with quality over quantity or the need to produce tracks (breastcrawl), Tuesday, 15 December 2020 09:15 (three years ago) link

three weeks pass...

xpost seriously, I am getting girth I never believed possible

― Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Wednesday, January 6, 2021 4:16 PM (six minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 7 January 2021 02:24 (three years ago) link

lol this post has now appeared in two threads!

Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Thursday, 7 January 2021 02:25 (three years ago) link

congrats my man

early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 7 January 2021 02:25 (three years ago) link

Two threads none the girther, though

Punster McPunisher, Thursday, 7 January 2021 02:41 (three years ago) link

Did you really have to goe there

nob lacks, noirish (darraghmac), Thursday, 7 January 2021 02:43 (three years ago) link

"creating an innovative new plant-based protein" sounds weirdly ominous

― the portentous pepper (govern yourself accordingly), Thursday, January 14, 2021 12:56 PM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

John Wesley Glasscock (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 14 January 2021 20:46 (three years ago) link

two weeks pass...

im drinking a can of nitro earl grey tea oat mlik latte

― Dusty Benelux (jim in vancouver), Friday, January 29, 2021 1:04 PM (one minute ago) bookmarkflaglink

it's quite good

― Dusty Benelux (jim in vancouver), Friday, January 29, 2021 1:05 PM (one minute ago) bookmarkflaglink

pomenitul, Friday, 29 January 2021 18:07 (three years ago) link

aw

sad Mings of dynasty (Neanderthal), Thursday, 29 June 2023 15:12 (one year ago) link

<3

brimstead, Thursday, 29 June 2023 15:19 (one year ago) link

lol

Renaissance of the Celtic Trumpet (Tom D.), Thursday, 29 June 2023 15:30 (one year ago) link

Very nice

nxd, Friday, 30 June 2023 16:49 (one year ago) link

Mentioned in the thread itself, but this needs to be memorialised here:

I AM A PEEHOLE MAN [Started by the new drip king (DJP) in June 2023]

emil.y, Friday, 30 June 2023 21:33 (one year ago) link

let that sink in

― mark s, Wednesday, July 12, 2023 11:56 AM bookmarkflaglink

linoleum gallagher (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 12 July 2023 15:58 (one year ago) link

one month passes...

Linda Evangelista’s “what in my bag” video for British Vogue has turned me around on those hats

― brimstead, Sunday, August 20, 2023 3:45 PM bookmarkflaglink

felicity, Thursday, 24 August 2023 14:18 (ten months ago) link

Gaucho forever

― Cow_Art, Thursday, August 31, 2023 7:20 AM (three hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

budo jeru, Thursday, 31 August 2023 16:39 (ten months ago) link

three weeks pass...

The extra 'n' is for extra Nazis!

― nickn, Thursday, 21 September 2023 17:40 (three hours ago) link

Boris Yitsbin (wins), Thursday, 21 September 2023 21:08 (nine months ago) link

hahah

vashti funyuns (sic), Thursday, 21 September 2023 21:47 (nine months ago) link

I haven't done it in a while but any time I have I'm always ENFP and it does sound a lot like me.

― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Monday, 25 September 2023 15:38 (three minutes ago) link

Boris Yitsbin (wins), Monday, 25 September 2023 15:43 (nine months ago) link

lol

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Monday, 25 September 2023 15:44 (nine months ago) link

"Obviously, I'm coordinated and whatnot." -- Markus Lynn "Mookie" Betts

omar little, Wednesday, 27 September 2023 16:04 (nine months ago) link

ugh this clue on celeb jeop tonite:

"when she performed 'crazy for you' in the high school wrestling film 'vision quest,' this pop star was virtually unknown"

i assume these episodes were written pre-strike, but maybe the jeopardy fact checking dept already had a foot out the door? (she had the #1 album in the u.s. the week the movie was released, had recently scored her first #1 single, and was well on her way to superstardom.)

― fact checking cuz, Wednesday, October 4, 2023 9:31 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

The Yellow Kid, Thursday, 5 October 2023 03:02 (nine months ago) link

when I got to the diversity and inclusion workshop bit I just

― Left, Sunday, October 15, 2023 12:18 PM (nine hours ago)bookmarkflaglink

m0stly clean (Slowsquatch), Monday, 16 October 2023 02:44 (eight months ago) link

lol

budo jeru, Monday, 16 October 2023 03:21 (eight months ago) link

Nice.

The First Time Ever I Saw Gervais (Tom D.), Monday, 16 October 2023 06:32 (eight months ago) link

three weeks pass...

I’m terms of comparing the albums, I think they’re fairly equal: three or four great songs, four or five good songs, two or three failed experiments or dreary exercises apiece.

― Halfway there but for you, Friday, November 10, 2023 4:47 AM (fifteen hours ago)

nxd, Friday, 10 November 2023 20:21 (eight months ago) link

two weeks pass...

easy: frog

― frogbs, Thursday, November 30, 2023 2:58 PM (forty-nine minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

bae (sic), Thursday, 30 November 2023 04:49 (seven months ago) link

two weeks pass...

Killing mice [Started by Tracer Hand (tracerhand) in January 2003, last updated seventeen minutes ago by 🍍🥧 (cat) on I Love Everything] 4 new answers

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Sunday, 17 December 2023 16:32 (six months ago) link

lmao

polyamerie "it's more than this 1 thing" (m bison), Sunday, 17 December 2023 16:32 (six months ago) link

lol

it's just blatant

z_tbd, Sunday, 17 December 2023 16:34 (six months ago) link

there it is

imago, Sunday, 17 December 2023 16:59 (six months ago) link

i am trying to advocate for peaceful resolutions and combat hurtful stereotypes in that thread fwiw!

🍍🥧 (cat), Sunday, 17 December 2023 17:02 (six months ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/4EUxU7f.png

z_tbd, Sunday, 17 December 2023 17:12 (six months ago) link

flagged for outrageous injustice

🍍🥧 (cat), Sunday, 17 December 2023 17:27 (six months ago) link

one month passes...

i would like the songs on Graceland if they removed the African beats and kept it to a guy and his guitar.I apologise if this offends anyone because it's meant to be rascist.
― chevy chase, Tuesday, 8 February 2005 10:16 (nineteen years ago) bookmarkflaglink

a hoy hoy, Tuesday, 13 February 2024 11:01 (five months ago) link

two weeks pass...

If you time it right, you can fly from STH to Amster with Norwegian for less than 100 USD

― Mule, Thursday, February 29, 2024 12:44 AM (fourteen hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

budo jeru, Thursday, 29 February 2024 20:53 (four months ago) link

lol

il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Friday, 1 March 2024 02:34 (four months ago) link

two weeks pass...

i feel like everything is so atomized at this point we have quantum coolness. you can know how fast opinion is changing but you don't whether it's cool right now. or you can now how cool or uncool it is, but not how fast or what direction it's going.

― schrodingers cat was always cool (Hunt3r)

c u (crüt), Tuesday, 19 March 2024 16:31 (three months ago) link

excellent, works on multiple levels

Lavator Shemmelpennick, Wednesday, 20 March 2024 00:22 (three months ago) link

tell us about your birthday plans, dan

― Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, March 19, 2024 2:02 AM bookmarkflaglink

Dinner at Lexington Candy Shop. The place that still makes coke by mixing syrup with seltzer by hand.

― dan selzer, Tuesday, March 19, 2024 3:51 AM bookmarkflaglink

felicity, Wednesday, 20 March 2024 17:39 (three months ago) link

lmao

polyamerie "it's more than this 1 thing" (m bison), Wednesday, 20 March 2024 18:11 (three months ago) link

src?

― citation needed (Steve Shasta), Thursday, March 21, 2024 11:53 AM bookmarkflaglink

[. . .]

src? lol

also hello and welcome to ILB!

― citation needed (Steve Shasta), Thursday, March 21, 2024 12:32 PM bookmarkflaglink

felicity, Thursday, 21 March 2024 22:47 (three months ago) link

Lizzy Dripping was a midly terrifying tv show of the early 70s, but also a north midlands term for a daydreamer, I believe.

Billy Whizz.

Clever Trevor - feel like all of these are or are potentially Ian Dury song titles.

― Maggy Scraggle, Wednesday, 27 March 2024 14:28 (seven hours ago) link

cozen itt (wins), Wednesday, 27 March 2024 22:03 (three months ago) link

the sublime majesty of the totality was slightly tainted by everyone in our neighborhood blasting off fireworks for the entire time but still a good show overall. absentmindedly glanced at it unprotected for a moment like a moron but dont appear to have gone blind yet as far as i can tell

― waste of compute (One Eye Open), Monday, April 8, 2024 2:11 PM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

"enthusiast" (cat), Monday, 8 April 2024 22:18 (three months ago) link

My roommates in college and I used to get very high and do a Michael McDonald Barbershop Quartet at like 3am. Perhaps we can reform for this.

― Naive Teen Idol, Thursday, April 18, 2024 5:34 AM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Thursday, 18 April 2024 12:05 (two months ago) link

TS: Godfather vs Godfather II [Started by dleone (dleone) in January 2004, last updated one hour ago by clemenza on I Love Everything] 1 new answer

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Thursday, 18 April 2024 17:55 (two months ago) link

I'd just like to point out one thing (in a non-threatening, non-taking-the-piss manner) re: the "im me, hear my voice" schtick - you could really have anyone talking - no one would know if it was really 'becky', so perhaps this isn't the best way to prove your point?
― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, January 29, 2003 5:20 PM bookmarkflaglink

ain't nothin but a brie thing, baby (Neanderthal), Monday, 22 April 2024 13:41 (two months ago) link

haha, the sleeve is very nice as well!

― I painted my teeth (sleeve), Tuesday, 23 April 2024 15:26 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

Daniel_Rf, Wednesday, 24 April 2024 09:24 (two months ago) link

lol

karl...arlk...rlka...lkar..., Wednesday, 24 April 2024 13:25 (two months ago) link

two weeks pass...

Maher is such a bad advert for smoking weed

― Big Bong Theory (stevie), Tuesday, May 14, 2024 4:08 AM(twenty-eight minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

m0stly clean (Slowsquatch), Tuesday, 14 May 2024 08:37 (one month ago) link

He’s not wrong there imo on hunting. Remarkable. I’m not sure he’s ever been right imo, so. Wow.

― well below the otm mendoza line (Hunt3r), Tuesday, 14 May 2024 09:15 (nine hours ago) link

felicity, Tuesday, 14 May 2024 18:56 (one month ago) link

#freeippei

― Mrs. Ippei (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, May 21, 2024 3:23 PM bookmarkflaglink

felicity, Tuesday, 21 May 2024 22:27 (one month ago) link

I mean it is true that the people on the other side of my quite small street are in a different constituency

― This is Dance Anthems, have some respect (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 23 May 2024 11:04 (twenty-four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

DID SOMEBODY SAY CALLBACK

imago, Thursday, 23 May 2024 11:30 (one month ago) link

I think this whole show is in broad daylight - when's the last time the Stones have done a show completely in the day?

three weeks ago!

https://www.setlist.fm/setlist/the-rolling-stones/2024/fair-grounds-race-course-new-orleans-la-babb9fe.html

― fact checking cuz

I painted my teeth (sleeve), Friday, 24 May 2024 16:19 (one month ago) link

one month passes...

so close to zangief cosplay

― polyamerie "it's more than this 1 thing" (m bison), Thursday, June 27, 2024 8:16 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Friday, 28 June 2024 01:51 (two weeks ago) link

hahaha i was anticipating this

polyamerie "it's more than this 1 thing" (m bison), Friday, 28 June 2024 02:05 (two weeks ago) link

Those were brown marmorated stink bugs, which I was pursuing aggressively at the time because they are an invasive species, but my attitude has mellowed a lot and I just release them outside nowadays.

― peace, man, Thursday, 27 June 2024 13:34 (two days ago) link

twisted flight map starer (Deflatormouse), Saturday, 29 June 2024 01:57 (two weeks ago) link


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