Could not work out whether I could vote today or not, turns out my street is not only a ward boundary but a constituency boundary and the family we know across the road have a Tory MP.
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 2 May 2019 14:19 (twenty-one minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― imago, Thursday, 2 May 2019 14:45 (three years ago) link
haha
― nxd, Thursday, 2 May 2019 14:47 (three years ago) link
ha, yes.
(isn't there already a thread for this?)
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 2 May 2019 14:52 (three years ago) link
idgi
― Ned Caligari (Tom D.), Thursday, 2 May 2019 14:53 (three years ago) link
i really like a hot caffeinated beverage in the morning.-- coffeefan
― sarahell, Thursday, 2 May 2019 14:54 (three years ago) link
A drunk uncle chopped up his 18-month-old niece then roasted her body parts in an oven, police said today. Andrey Gadzhiev's sister Elena Titova, 29, had left him caring for the toddler for 15 minutes while she visited a neighbour. When she returned there was no sign of the child and her intoxicated brother could not explain what had happened to her.
--julia child (cook)
― sarahell, Thursday, 2 May 2019 14:59 (three years ago) link
poor elena
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 2 May 2019 17:59 (three years ago) link
All of my posts to thread
― milkshake chuk (wins), Thursday, 2 May 2019 18:04 (three years ago) link
R.I.P. scaruffi copy pasta -- the winningest of wins posts
― sarahell, Thursday, 2 May 2019 18:17 (three years ago) link
And yet paradoxically the most lost
― milkshake chuk (wins), Thursday, 2 May 2019 18:20 (three years ago) link
sorry that is just how i feel
― sarahell, Thursday, 2 May 2019 18:21 (three years ago) link
hadn't heard about the NK ship! sounds spicy
― (•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 9 May 2019 16:46 (sixteen seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― imago, Thursday, 9 May 2019 17:04 (three years ago) link
ok lol
― seandalai, Thursday, 9 May 2019 21:47 (three years ago) link
MMA and beard care and creative street tacos and craft beer as mainstream American male culture in 2019 [Started by longtime caller, first time listener (man alive) in May 2019]
― the late great, Monday, 20 May 2019 18:46 (three years ago) link
Here in Asia there is a Coca-Cola/coffee hybrid that is a much better cooperation between the two flavors than you'd ever expect. Sponsored Post.
― 57mg/20floz, Thursday, June 27, 2019 8:41 AM (two hours ago)
― tandoor vittles (unregistered), Thursday, 27 June 2019 15:02 (two years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/RYabDvd.jpg
― tandoor vittles (unregistered), Thursday, 27 June 2019 15:04 (two years ago) link
well sleuthed
― imago, Thursday, 27 June 2019 15:05 (two years ago) link
Nice.
― Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 27 June 2019 15:13 (two years ago) link
love coke!
― cheese canopy (map), Thursday, 27 June 2019 21:54 (two years ago) link
•should i grow a beard? [Started by jess in October 2001, last updated three minutes ago by beard papa on I Love Everything] 4 new answers
― My nephew accidentally swalled five quarters and thee dimes. (Old Lunch), Friday, 19 July 2019 17:13 (two years ago) link
◦Pooping at your Significant Other's House within First 2 Months of Dating [Started by Phoenix in Flight (Cattle Grind) in April 2010, last updated five minutes ago by Colonel Poo on I Love TMI] 23 new answers POLL results
― I'm scared my but won't fit in it. (Old Lunch), Thursday, 7 November 2019 20:39 (two years ago) link
I did literally reference that in my post to be fair to me
― Colonel Poo, Thursday, 7 November 2019 20:40 (two years ago) link
Please wear this as the badge of honor it was intended to be, my friend. *salutes*
― I'm scared my but won't fit in it. (Old Lunch), Thursday, 7 November 2019 20:42 (two years ago) link
Sir yes sir
― Colonel Poo, Thursday, 7 November 2019 20:43 (two years ago) link
"i'm a _____ kind of person" or "i'm a _____ type of person"
― dogs, Tuesday, December 10, 2019 1:12 PM (fifty seconds ago) bookmarkflaglink
― Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 10 December 2019 12:15 (two years ago) link
lol
― imago, Tuesday, 10 December 2019 12:43 (two years ago) link
Hey Bob (Scik Mouthy)Posted: January 21, 2020 at 05:48:42Walnuts have a horrible spongy texture half the time that I can only assume is analogues with a cyst or pustule.
― rob, Tuesday, 21 January 2020 21:24 (two years ago) link
jesus, that's a lot to process
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 21 January 2020 23:27 (two years ago) link
dn/post but still:
word on the street is that stet is going to post the 200K thread and use it to explain how ilx is being shut down and everyone is instructed to go to discord and twitter instead
― But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Tuesday, January 28, 2020 7:53 PM
― chet san telmo (alomar lines), Wednesday, 29 January 2020 04:43 (two years ago) link
Truly an innovator in terrible already taken drug puns.
― Judi Dench's Human Hand (methanietanner), Wednesday, February 19, 2020 9:15 AM (two hours ago)
― sarahell, Wednesday, 19 February 2020 19:27 (two years ago) link
Horny Henry seems suspiciously anxious to let us all know of his heterosexuality.― Wooden (Wooden), Wednesday, September 22, 2004 12:52 AM (fifteen years ago) bookmarkflaglink
― 🔫 (peace, man), Sunday, 3 May 2020 16:46 (two years ago) link
I'm feeling 2018 or 2016 at the moment. 2016 defs feels like one of the "big" years
― josh az (2011nostalgia), Friday, 7 August 2020 21:24 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
― imago, Saturday, 8 August 2020 09:15 (one year ago) link
Sharing My Psychotic Way of Listening to New Music [Started by Rod Steel (musicfanatic) in August 2020, last updated seventeen minutes ago by Rod Steel (musicfanatic) on I Love Music]
― panburger partner (unregistered), Saturday, 29 August 2020 01:33 (one year ago) link
Yeah, what is up there?
― Two Little Hit Parades (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 29 August 2020 01:36 (one year ago) link
(lol, I do not mean to suggest we should be perpetuating an empire)
― early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, November 11, 2020 10:58 AM (twenty-five minutes ago)
― rob, Wednesday, 11 November 2020 16:25 (one year ago) link
looool
― pomenitul, Wednesday, 11 November 2020 16:25 (one year ago) link
nice
― imago, Wednesday, 11 November 2020 16:27 (one year ago) link
:D
― early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 11 November 2020 16:43 (one year ago) link
fuck landlords they shouldn't exist
― a nice person (Left), Tuesday, November 10, 2020 12:54 PM (yesterday)
― sarahell, Wednesday, 11 November 2020 18:40 (one year ago) link
Cro-Mags fucking slay...
(Neanderthal)
― Noel Emits, Saturday, 12 December 2020 16:58 (one year ago) link
Poignant and informative.
― Noel Emits, Saturday, 12 December 2020 17:06 (one year ago) link
hahaha
― Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Sunday, 13 December 2020 04:57 (one year ago) link
this is display name/post and it's actually my own, so fp me, but I swear I only noticed after the fact:
Modern Talking, with Dieter Bohlen being the baddie and Thomas Anders the “innocent” one. I refer you to the musical about them I wrote in my head a long time ago, but this reading was sort of borne out by subsequent events.― obsessed with quality over quantity or the need to produce tracks (breastcrawl), dinsdag 15 december 2020 9:07
― obsessed with quality over quantity or the need to produce tracks (breastcrawl), dinsdag 15 december 2020 9:07
― obsessed with quality over quantity or the need to produce tracks (breastcrawl), Tuesday, 15 December 2020 09:15 (one year ago) link
xpost seriously, I am getting girth I never believed possible
― Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Wednesday, January 6, 2021 4:16 PM (six minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 7 January 2021 02:24 (one year ago) link
lol this post has now appeared in two threads!
― Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Thursday, 7 January 2021 02:25 (one year ago) link
congrats my man
― early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 7 January 2021 02:25 (one year ago) link
Two threads none the girther, though
― Punster McPunisher, Thursday, 7 January 2021 02:41 (one year ago) link
Did you really have to goe there
― nob lacks, noirish (darraghmac), Thursday, 7 January 2021 02:43 (one year ago) link
"creating an innovative new plant-based protein" sounds weirdly ominous
― the portentous pepper (govern yourself accordingly), Thursday, January 14, 2021 12:56 PM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
― John Wesley Glasscock (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 14 January 2021 20:46 (one year ago) link
im drinking a can of nitro earl grey tea oat mlik latte
― Dusty Benelux (jim in vancouver), Friday, January 29, 2021 1:04 PM (one minute ago) bookmarkflaglink
it's quite good
― Dusty Benelux (jim in vancouver), Friday, January 29, 2021 1:05 PM (one minute ago) bookmarkflaglink
― pomenitul, Friday, 29 January 2021 18:07 (one year ago) link
I would change almost everything about this plan. But I’m not in charge, and one of the best things I’ve done for my mental health during this pandemic has been absolving myself of the self-imposed responsibility to become an expert in infectious disease & public policy and come up with a BETTER PLAN that I have no ability to influence or implement.
― Guys don’t @ me because I tazed my own balls alright? (hardcore dilettante), Tuesday, February 9, 2021 2:48 PM (twenty-one minutes ago)
― rob, Tuesday, 9 February 2021 20:10 (one year ago) link
reading the story about the .02 blood alcohol level, it's all but guaranteed that the "source" was either his publicist or someone in management. which doesn't mean it's automatically wrong. but it doesn't mean it's automatically right either. for whatever that's worth.
― fact checking cuz, Wednesday, February 10, 2021 10:41 PM (thirty-four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― Adoration of the Mogwai (Deflatormouse), Thursday, 11 February 2021 04:18 (one year ago) link
Whatever happened to Orgy?
― Long Tall Arsetee & the Shaker Intros (breastcrawl), Tuesday, February 16, 2021 1:34 PM bookmarkflaglink
― if you meh them, shut up (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 16 February 2021 19:15 (one year ago) link
good one, rob!
― sarahell, Tuesday, 16 February 2021 19:27 (one year ago) link
I will probably have to disappoint you, Neanderthalxp
― Long Tall Arsetee & the Shaker Intros (breastcrawl), Tuesday, 16 February 2021 19:52 (one year ago) link
I've got one too tho:
They're certainly not the four people named in the same post, no siree.― Well *I* know who he is (aldo), dinsdag 16 februari 2021 20:43
― Well *I* know who he is (aldo), dinsdag 16 februari 2021 20:43
― Long Tall Arsetee & the Shaker Intros (breastcrawl), Tuesday, 16 February 2021 20:03 (one year ago) link
I have a laptop lap desk, and also have a standing desk. I highly recommend standing desks, btw.
― it's like edging for your mind (the table is the table), Wednesday, February 24, 2021 8:29 PM (twenty minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― nxd, Wednesday, 24 February 2021 20:54 (one year ago) link
Lol
― e-skate to the chapeau (darraghmac), Wednesday, 24 February 2021 20:57 (one year ago) link
― A Scampo Darkly (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 24 February 2021 21:00 (one year ago) link
A+ post
― that's not my post, Friday, February 26, 2021 3:57 AM (five hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
― A Scampo Darkly (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 26 February 2021 08:51 (one year ago) link
Is the West Experiencing a Right-Wing Drift? [Started by Mordy in May 2015, last updated thirteen minutes ago by no (Left) on I Love Everything] 2 new answers
― ridingstarbassxd (unregistered), Sunday, 7 March 2021 18:41 (one year ago) link
― imago, Sunday, 7 March 2021 18:45 (one year ago) link
that rarest of events: DN/username/post
― imago, Sunday, 7 March 2021 18:46 (one year ago) link
...tbf, thread not post
i'm looking at, like, individual sets of hands sourced from singapore
https://ajuicet.com/collections/hands/products/pilot-hand-set-v2
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, March 15, 2021 7:36 PM (yesterday)
― pomenitul, Tuesday, 16 March 2021 16:04 (one year ago) link
"She Don't Use Jelly": worst single of the 1990's?― Pessimist (Pessimist), Wednesday, May 17, 2006 12:38 AM bookmarkflaglink
― "Salvation Army FUCK!" (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 10:42 (one year ago) link
The one time I drove through Oklahoma is the only time I have witnessed a sky full of mammatus clouds.
― visiting, Thursday, March 18, 2021 12:00 PM (yesterday)
― sarahell, Friday, 19 March 2021 16:05 (one year ago) link
v good
― nxd, Sunday, 21 March 2021 19:16 (one year ago) link
https://i.redd.it/2t4h9okdajt51.jpg
― You Can't Have the Woogie Without a Little Boogie (Old Lunch), Wednesday, March 24, 2021 11:15 AM (five minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― John Wesley Glasscock (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 15:21 (one year ago) link
Chewing Tar [Started by It Is Dangerous to Meme Inside (James Redd and the Blecchs) in April 2021, last updated one hour ago by Hideous Lump on I Love Everything
― your own personal qanon (darraghmac), Sunday, 4 April 2021 09:09 (one year ago) link
could never in a bazillion years imagine pressing this button, considering how much my existence has enriched the lives of those around me
― the late great, Sunday, 14 October 2012 22:09 (eight years ago) link
― imago, Wednesday, 14 April 2021 19:58 (one year ago) link
drawing suggestion with crossover to the old sayings thread: an embarrassed child letting the cat out of the bag
― that's not my post, Wednesday, 14 April 2021 21:26 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
― a hoy hoy, Thursday, 15 April 2021 06:16 (one year ago) link
Every half mile in Pennsylvania and western Maryland.― Van Halen dot Senate dot flashlight (Boring, Maryland), Monday, April 26, 2021 5:39 PM (twenty-eight minutes ago)
― sarahell, Tuesday, 27 April 2021 01:14 (one year ago) link
The CEO of my old company once arranged to pay for a lavish dinner for my wife and I while we were on vacation - at a place I didn't really want to eat. I found the whole thing showy and annoying (meal and experience of it being comped).
When I got back, our CFO told me I owed taxes on the dinner because it was compensation.
― Deicide at Chuck E. Cheese (PBKR), Thursday, May 13, 2021 1:53 PM (one minute ago)
(dn not username, sorry)
― rob, Thursday, 13 May 2021 17:56 (one year ago) link
― John Cooper of Christian rock band Skillet (map), Thursday, 13 May 2021 17:59 (one year ago) link
― Deicide at Chuck E. Cheese (PBKR), Thursday, 13 May 2021 17:59 (one year ago) link
Glen Benton, CEO
― Feta Van Cheese (Neanderthal), Thursday, 13 May 2021 18:01 (one year ago) link
Bejar 4 eva, f the haters― 《Myst1kOblivi0n》 (jim in vancouver), Friday, 21 May 2021 21:13
― pomenitul, Friday, 21 May 2021 21:14 (one year ago) link
1970. Pre-Mao.🖼
― The 💨 that shook the barlow (wins), Saturday, 5 June 2021 17:41 (eleven months ago) link
lol forgot zing1970. Pre-Mao.https://collectionimages.npg.org.uk/large/mw283312/Cornelius-Cardew.jpg― Are Animated Dads Getting Hotter? (Tom D.), Saturday, 5 June 2021 13:35 (four hours ago) link
― The 💨 that shook the barlow (wins), Saturday, 5 June 2021 17:42 (eleven months ago) link
We elementary school boy rockists saw right through him!
― Rockist_Scientist (RSLaRue), Wednesday, January 18, 2006 9:19 PM bookmarkflaglink
― cancel culture club (Neanderthal), Thursday, 17 June 2021 15:45 (eleven months ago) link
*throws a punch*
roll 2d6 damage
― gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, March 25, 2004 1:47 PM bookmarkflaglink
― making splashes at Dan Flashes (Neanderthal), Friday, 16 July 2021 14:35 (ten months ago) link
can we rename this thread "guess the depressing nondescript city"?
― Bo Burzum (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, August 12, 2021 3:08 PM (yesterday)
― rob, Friday, 13 August 2021 16:03 (nine months ago) link
Is virtue signaling an actual thing that people are capable of doing [Started by Evan in August 2021, last updated seven minutes ago by Left] 22 new answers
― he ain't perfect but fuck me he's a rheillee (imago), Tuesday, 31 August 2021 10:19 (eight months ago) link
The whole thing reads to me like an upper middle class horror story—What if the socially inept peers you treat like garbage somehow were able to turn the tables on you? While still be
― intheblanks, Thursday, October 14, 2021 6:49 PM (three days ago)
― sarahell, Sunday, 17 October 2021 14:46 (seven months ago) link
Oooooook let's dial it back dude
― Cool Im An Situation (Neanderthal), Saturday, November 13, 2021 10:12 PM (two days ago) bookmarkflaglink
― peace, man, Monday, 15 November 2021 11:59 (six months ago) link
Dear lord this take is as bad as saying Paul's beard is ugly
― octobeard, Saturday, December 4, 2021 6:53 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
― hocus pocus, alakazam (PBKR), Sunday, 5 December 2021 13:00 (five months ago) link
Oh! I don't see images, just text.
― Halfway there but for you, Monday, December 20, 2021 3:43 PM (one hour ago)
― sarahell, Tuesday, 21 December 2021 00:59 (five months ago) link
Joan Didion [Started by horseshoe in November 2007, last updated three minutes ago by (The Other) J.D. (J.D.) on I Love Books] 9 new answers
― jmm, Thursday, 30 December 2021 20:24 (four months ago) link
This is the inevitable thread for ILxors in their panties
― Hideous Lump, Thursday, 30 December 2021 22:37 (eight minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― imago, Thursday, 30 December 2021 22:46 (four months ago) link
my lovely lady lumps are so FP-ing you for that!
― sarahell, Friday, 31 December 2021 00:46 (four months ago) link
I keep insisting that my saliva improves the taste of food but no one agrees.
― Rep. Cobra Commander (R-TX) (Old Lunch), Tuesday, January 4, 2022 1:51 PM (one hour ago)
― in the age of NFTs I bought a monkey (rob), Tuesday, 4 January 2022 19:54 (four months ago) link
that's an interesting article, thanks rob. God this FB shit is so weird. However I did really enjoy the cat breastfeeding video, that was worth 1000 counter spaghetti videos.
― akm, Friday, 14 January 2022 19:19 (two days ago) bookmarkflaglink
i’m sorry the what
― cowboy bopeep (cat), Sunday, 16 January 2022 02:51 (four hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
― a hoy hoy, Sunday, 16 January 2022 06:56 (four months ago) link
There's a definite market for a 'Real Scotland' thread:
Dundee woman hid drug-stuffed Kinder Egg in private parts and battered brother with crowbar
― Portsmouth Bubblejet, Wednesday, 26 January 2022 13:56 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
why can't I change my username on this godforsaken website
― kinder, Wednesday, 26 January 2022 13:58 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
― a hoy hoy, Thursday, 27 January 2022 07:02 (three months ago) link
i like tons of brit food by default bc a lot of it is part of Australian food culture (obv).
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl)
― The 25 Best Songs Ever Ranked In Order (Deflatormouse), Thursday, 27 January 2022 07:19 (three months ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djxnMJMPYtw― ☮️ (peace, man), Sunday, February 23, 2020 9:34 AM (one year ago) bookmarkflaglink
― The 25 Best Songs Ever Ranked In Order (Deflatormouse), Thursday, 27 January 2022 07:21 (three months ago) link
― imago, Thursday, 27 January 2022 10:58 (three months ago) link
As a citizen of a Russia-bordering country, from a Russian-speaking household, having travelled in Ukraine, Moldova, Russia and Georgia, it is pretty fucking offensive reading people describing Russian positions as «sabre rattling», but perhaps I shouldn’t be surprised― Mule, Thursday, 17 February 2022 10:50 (six hours ago) link
― ok what the fuck is happening in the uk (rain) (wins), Thursday, 17 February 2022 17:28 (three months ago) link
woofPosted: 24 March 2022 at 14:32:34Still feeling awkward about killing dogs in front of my dog.
― mardheamac (gyac), Thursday, 24 March 2022 15:02 (one month ago) link