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Could not work out whether I could vote today or not, turns out my street is not only a ward boundary but a constituency boundary and the family we know across the road have a Tory MP.

― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 2 May 2019 14:19 (twenty-one minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

haha

ha, yes.

(isn't there already a thread for this?)

idgi

i really like a hot caffeinated beverage in the morning.
-- coffeefan

A drunk uncle chopped up his 18-month-old niece then roasted her body parts in an oven, police said today. Andrey Gadzhiev's sister Elena Titova, 29, had left him caring for the toddler for 15 minutes while she visited a neighbour. When she returned there was no sign of the child and her intoxicated brother could not explain what had happened to her.

--julia child (cook)

poor elena

All of my posts to thread

R.I.P. scaruffi copy pasta -- the winningest of wins posts

And yet paradoxically the most lost

sorry that is just how i feel

hadn't heard about the NK ship! sounds spicy

― (•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 9 May 2019 16:46 (sixteen seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ok lol

MMA and beard care and creative street tacos and craft beer as mainstream American male culture in 2019 [Started by longtime caller, first time listener (man alive) in May 2019]

Here in Asia there is a Coca-Cola/coffee hybrid that is a much better cooperation between the two flavors than you'd ever expect. Sponsored Post.

― 57mg/20floz, Thursday, June 27, 2019 8:41 AM (two hours ago)

https://i.imgur.com/RYabDvd.jpg

well sleuthed

Nice.

love coke!

•should i grow a beard? [Started by jess in October 2001, last updated three minutes ago by beard papa on I Love Everything] 4 new answers

◦Pooping at your Significant Other's House within First 2 Months of Dating [Started by Phoenix in Flight (Cattle Grind) in April 2010, last updated five minutes ago by Colonel Poo on I Love TMI] 23 new answers POLL results

I did literally reference that in my post to be fair to me

Please wear this as the badge of honor it was intended to be, my friend. *salutes*

Sir yes sir

"i'm a _____ kind of person" or "i'm a _____ type of person"

― dogs, Tuesday, December 10, 2019 1:12 PM (fifty seconds ago) bookmarkflaglink

lol

Hey Bob (Scik Mouthy)
Posted: January 21, 2020 at 05:48:42
Walnuts have a horrible spongy texture half the time that I can only assume is analogues with a cyst or pustule.

jesus, that's a lot to process

dn/post but still:

word on the street is that stet is going to post the 200K thread and use it to explain how ilx is being shut down and everyone is instructed to go to discord and twitter instead

― But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Tuesday, January 28, 2020 7:53 PM

Truly an innovator in terrible already taken drug puns.

― Judi Dench's Human Hand (methanietanner), Wednesday, February 19, 2020 9:15 AM (two hours ago)

Horny Henry seems suspiciously anxious to let us all know of his heterosexuality.
― Wooden (Wooden), Wednesday, September 22, 2004 12:52 AM (fifteen years ago) bookmarkflaglink

I'm feeling 2018 or 2016 at the moment. 2016 defs feels like one of the "big" years

― josh az (2011nostalgia), Friday, 7 August 2020 21:24 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

Sharing My Psychotic Way of Listening to New Music [Started by Rod Steel (musicfanatic) in August 2020, last updated seventeen minutes ago by Rod Steel (musicfanatic) on I Love Music]

Yeah, what is up there?

(lol, I do not mean to suggest we should be perpetuating an empire)

― early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, November 11, 2020 10:58 AM (twenty-five minutes ago)

looool

nice

:D

fuck landlords they shouldn't exist

― a nice person (Left), Tuesday, November 10, 2020 12:54 PM (yesterday)

Cro-Mags fucking slay...

(Neanderthal)

Poignant and informative.

hahaha

this is display name/post and it's actually my own, so fp me, but I swear I only noticed after the fact:

Modern Talking, with Dieter Bohlen being the baddie and Thomas Anders the “innocent” one. I refer you to the musical about them I wrote in my head a long time ago, but this reading was sort of borne out by subsequent events.

― obsessed with quality over quantity or the need to produce tracks (breastcrawl), dinsdag 15 december 2020 9:07

xpost seriously, I am getting girth I never believed possible

― Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Wednesday, January 6, 2021 4:16 PM (six minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

lol this post has now appeared in two threads!

congrats my man

Two threads none the girther, though

Did you really have to goe there

"creating an innovative new plant-based protein" sounds weirdly ominous

― the portentous pepper (govern yourself accordingly), Thursday, January 14, 2021 12:56 PM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

im drinking a can of nitro earl grey tea oat mlik latte

― Dusty Benelux (jim in vancouver), Friday, January 29, 2021 1:04 PM (one minute ago) bookmarkflaglink

it's quite good

― Dusty Benelux (jim in vancouver), Friday, January 29, 2021 1:05 PM (one minute ago) bookmarkflaglink

Dear lord this take is as bad as saying Paul's beard is ugly

― octobeard, Saturday, December 4, 2021 6:53 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

Oh! I don't see images, just text.

― Halfway there but for you, Monday, December 20, 2021 3:43 PM (one hour ago)

Joan Didion [Started by horseshoe in November 2007, last updated three minutes ago by (The Other) J.D. (J.D.) on I Love Books] 9 new answers

This is the inevitable thread for ILxors in their panties

― Hideous Lump, Thursday, 30 December 2021 22:37 (eight minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

my lovely lady lumps are so FP-ing you for that!

I keep insisting that my saliva improves the taste of food but no one agrees.

― Rep. Cobra Commander (R-TX) (Old Lunch), Tuesday, January 4, 2022 1:51 PM (one hour ago)

that's an interesting article, thanks rob. God this FB shit is so weird. However I did really enjoy the cat breastfeeding video, that was worth 1000 counter spaghetti videos.

― akm, Friday, 14 January 2022 19:19 (two days ago) bookmarkflaglink

i’m sorry the what

― cowboy bopeep (cat), Sunday, 16 January 2022 02:51 (four hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

There's a definite market for a 'Real Scotland' thread:

Dundee woman hid drug-stuffed Kinder Egg in private parts and battered brother with crowbar

― Portsmouth Bubblejet, Wednesday, 26 January 2022 13:56 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

why can't I change my username on this godforsaken website

― kinder, Wednesday, 26 January 2022 13:58 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

i like tons of brit food by default bc a lot of it is part of Australian food culture (obv).

― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djxnMJMPYtw
― ☮️ (peace, man), Sunday, February 23, 2020 9:34 AM (one year ago) bookmarkflaglink

lol

As a citizen of a Russia-bordering country, from a Russian-speaking household, having travelled in Ukraine, Moldova, Russia and Georgia, it is pretty fucking offensive reading people describing Russian positions as «sabre rattling», but perhaps I shouldn’t be surprised

― Mule, Thursday, 17 February 2022 10:50 (six hours ago) link

woof
Posted: 24 March 2022 at 14:32:34
Still feeling awkward about killing dogs in front of my dog.

cats think earwax is delicious. yours or theirs or anyone’s, they love it all and it makes an excellent bribe.

― Society for the Preservation of (cat), Sunday, May 22, 2022 6:06 PM

Let's not sugarcoat this, just having an Israeli bassist should be considered a crime against humanity

― Nabozo, Tuesday, June 7, 2022 2:56 PM (eight minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

just wondering, can mods force two users to killfile each-other?

― Portrait Of A Dissolvi Ng Drea M (Camaraderie at Arms Length),

love tevas

― flopson, Sunday, June 26, 2022 1:56 AM (two days ago)

lol!

ah grasshopper.. you have learned well

― Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 6 July 2022 16:54 (two minutes ago) link

what if cilantro DOES taste like soap and some ppl just don’t have the soap receptors, poor suckers

― scanner darkly, Thursday, September 15, 2022 6:34 PM (yesterday)

It’s just called “Where Are You Now”, even. I must’ve invented the (My Love).

― houdini said, Monday, October 3, 2022 12:46 PM (four hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

Hey all, I hate to say it, but I need to abandon this project before it's properly begun. A poll like this deserves a proper hype man to keep the contributions going and I can't in good conscience carve out a week in November to dedicate to the rollout. I've been avoiding my real life obligations using various forms of internet addiction and I need to take a complete break.

Also I think I'm a bit too disorganized and indecisive to run this poll properly anyway and can't ever make up my mind about things like genre constraints.

If anyone wants to pick up the baton feel free. Again, much sorry.

― mig (guess that dreams always end), Thursday, 13 October 2022 21:32 (four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

the two pointers i know seem like amazing dogs but their energy and hyper-focus… yes I feel like I'd be letting them down every day.

― woof, Saturday, December 31, 2022 12:16 PM (one hour ago)

wait 1 or 2 #1's?

― maf you one two (maffew12)

mic check maffew 1 2 1 2

Knowing this board its gotta be Nu Disco Nostalgia

― josh az (2011nostalgia), Friday, February 17, 2023 5:17 PM bookmarkflaglink

Huh wonder how making adults look like children could be misused

― kinder, Friday, February 24, 2023 6:32 AM bookmarkflaglink

Lol

haaaa

v good

Hwyneth Gayden

― mattresslessness, Monday, August 11, 2014 4:19 PM bookmarkflaglink

hey, that's my thing

― switching letters guy, Monday, August 11, 2014 4:21 PM bookmarkflaglink

sorry, switching letters guy

― mattresslessness, Monday, August 11, 2014 4:21 PM bookmarkflaglink

Now I'm eating meat like it's going out of style. Sorry cows, I can't feel like this any more.

― Cow_Art, Friday, March 10, 2023 1:07 PM (yesterday)

i'm not physically attracted to people but based on your description, he'd probably even catch me looking.

"topographically dramatic ass crack" definitely of serious intrigue.

― ''can be prusuaded to show gayness'' (Austin), Tuesday, 21 March 2023 20:11 (yesterday)

please don’t tell me this is from the Donald Trimp thread

Pizza Hut and Domino's are good stoner pizzas when you want to unhinge your jaw and uncritically consume shame

― hootenanny-soundtracking clusterfucks about milking cows (Neanderthal),

i.e. hooking up with conservative men

― the very juice and sperm of kindness. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, March 29, 2023 11:34 AM (six minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Get well soon

― Bee OK, Thursday, June 29, 2023 6:47 AM (eight hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

aw

<3

lol

Very nice

Mentioned in the thread itself, but this needs to be memorialised here:

I AM A PEEHOLE MAN [Started by the new drip king (DJP) in June 2023]

let that sink in

― mark s, Wednesday, July 12, 2023 11:56 AM bookmarkflaglink

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJAvT0J15Mw

Linda Evangelista’s “what in my bag” video for British Vogue has turned me around on those hats

― brimstead, Sunday, August 20, 2023 3:45 PM bookmarkflaglink

Gaucho forever

― Cow_Art, Thursday, August 31, 2023 7:20 AM (three hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

The extra 'n' is for extra Nazis!

― nickn, Thursday, 21 September 2023 17:40 (three hours ago) link

hahah

I haven't done it in a while but any time I have I'm always ENFP and it does sound a lot like me.

― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Monday, 25 September 2023 15:38 (three minutes ago) link

lol

"Obviously, I'm coordinated and whatnot." -- Markus Lynn "Mookie" Betts