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Could not work out whether I could vote today or not, turns out my street is not only a ward boundary but a constituency boundary and the family we know across the road have a Tory MP.

― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 2 May 2019 14:19 (twenty-one minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

haha

ha, yes.

(isn't there already a thread for this?)

idgi

i really like a hot caffeinated beverage in the morning.
-- coffeefan

A drunk uncle chopped up his 18-month-old niece then roasted her body parts in an oven, police said today. Andrey Gadzhiev's sister Elena Titova, 29, had left him caring for the toddler for 15 minutes while she visited a neighbour. When she returned there was no sign of the child and her intoxicated brother could not explain what had happened to her.

--julia child (cook)

poor elena

All of my posts to thread

R.I.P. scaruffi copy pasta -- the winningest of wins posts

And yet paradoxically the most lost

sorry that is just how i feel

hadn't heard about the NK ship! sounds spicy

― (•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 9 May 2019 16:46 (sixteen seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ok lol

MMA and beard care and creative street tacos and craft beer as mainstream American male culture in 2019 [Started by longtime caller, first time listener (man alive) in May 2019]

Here in Asia there is a Coca-Cola/coffee hybrid that is a much better cooperation between the two flavors than you'd ever expect. Sponsored Post.

― 57mg/20floz, Thursday, June 27, 2019 8:41 AM (two hours ago)

https://i.imgur.com/RYabDvd.jpg

well sleuthed

Nice.

love coke!

•should i grow a beard? [Started by jess in October 2001, last updated three minutes ago by beard papa on I Love Everything] 4 new answers

◦Pooping at your Significant Other's House within First 2 Months of Dating [Started by Phoenix in Flight (Cattle Grind) in April 2010, last updated five minutes ago by Colonel Poo on I Love TMI] 23 new answers POLL results

I did literally reference that in my post to be fair to me

Please wear this as the badge of honor it was intended to be, my friend. *salutes*

Sir yes sir

"i'm a _____ kind of person" or "i'm a _____ type of person"

― dogs, Tuesday, December 10, 2019 1:12 PM (fifty seconds ago) bookmarkflaglink

lol

Hey Bob (Scik Mouthy)
Posted: January 21, 2020 at 05:48:42
Walnuts have a horrible spongy texture half the time that I can only assume is analogues with a cyst or pustule.

jesus, that's a lot to process

dn/post but still:

word on the street is that stet is going to post the 200K thread and use it to explain how ilx is being shut down and everyone is instructed to go to discord and twitter instead

― But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Tuesday, January 28, 2020 7:53 PM

Truly an innovator in terrible already taken drug puns.

― Judi Dench's Human Hand (methanietanner), Wednesday, February 19, 2020 9:15 AM (two hours ago)

Horny Henry seems suspiciously anxious to let us all know of his heterosexuality.
― Wooden (Wooden), Wednesday, September 22, 2004 12:52 AM (fifteen years ago) bookmarkflaglink

I'm feeling 2018 or 2016 at the moment. 2016 defs feels like one of the "big" years

― josh az (2011nostalgia), Friday, 7 August 2020 21:24 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

Sharing My Psychotic Way of Listening to New Music [Started by Rod Steel (musicfanatic) in August 2020, last updated seventeen minutes ago by Rod Steel (musicfanatic) on I Love Music]

Yeah, what is up there?

(lol, I do not mean to suggest we should be perpetuating an empire)

― early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, November 11, 2020 10:58 AM (twenty-five minutes ago)

looool

nice

:D

fuck landlords they shouldn't exist

― a nice person (Left), Tuesday, November 10, 2020 12:54 PM (yesterday)

Cro-Mags fucking slay...

(Neanderthal)

Poignant and informative.

hahaha

this is display name/post and it's actually my own, so fp me, but I swear I only noticed after the fact:

Modern Talking, with Dieter Bohlen being the baddie and Thomas Anders the “innocent” one. I refer you to the musical about them I wrote in my head a long time ago, but this reading was sort of borne out by subsequent events.

― obsessed with quality over quantity or the need to produce tracks (breastcrawl), dinsdag 15 december 2020 9:07

xpost seriously, I am getting girth I never believed possible

― Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Wednesday, January 6, 2021 4:16 PM (six minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

lol this post has now appeared in two threads!

congrats my man

Two threads none the girther, though

Did you really have to goe there

"creating an innovative new plant-based protein" sounds weirdly ominous

― the portentous pepper (govern yourself accordingly), Thursday, January 14, 2021 12:56 PM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

im drinking a can of nitro earl grey tea oat mlik latte

― Dusty Benelux (jim in vancouver), Friday, January 29, 2021 1:04 PM (one minute ago) bookmarkflaglink

it's quite good

― Dusty Benelux (jim in vancouver), Friday, January 29, 2021 1:05 PM (one minute ago) bookmarkflaglink

Huh wonder how making adults look like children could be misused

― kinder, Friday, February 24, 2023 6:32 AM bookmarkflaglink

Lol

haaaa

v good

Hwyneth Gayden

― mattresslessness, Monday, August 11, 2014 4:19 PM bookmarkflaglink

hey, that's my thing

― switching letters guy, Monday, August 11, 2014 4:21 PM bookmarkflaglink

sorry, switching letters guy

― mattresslessness, Monday, August 11, 2014 4:21 PM bookmarkflaglink

Now I'm eating meat like it's going out of style. Sorry cows, I can't feel like this any more.

― Cow_Art, Friday, March 10, 2023 1:07 PM (yesterday)

i'm not physically attracted to people but based on your description, he'd probably even catch me looking.

"topographically dramatic ass crack" definitely of serious intrigue.

― ''can be prusuaded to show gayness'' (Austin), Tuesday, 21 March 2023 20:11 (yesterday)

please don’t tell me this is from the Donald Trimp thread

Pizza Hut and Domino's are good stoner pizzas when you want to unhinge your jaw and uncritically consume shame

― hootenanny-soundtracking clusterfucks about milking cows (Neanderthal),

i.e. hooking up with conservative men

― the very juice and sperm of kindness. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, March 29, 2023 11:34 AM (six minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Get well soon

― Bee OK, Thursday, June 29, 2023 6:47 AM (eight hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

aw

<3

lol

Very nice

Mentioned in the thread itself, but this needs to be memorialised here:

I AM A PEEHOLE MAN [Started by the new drip king (DJP) in June 2023]

let that sink in

― mark s, Wednesday, July 12, 2023 11:56 AM bookmarkflaglink

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJAvT0J15Mw

Linda Evangelista’s “what in my bag” video for British Vogue has turned me around on those hats

― brimstead, Sunday, August 20, 2023 3:45 PM bookmarkflaglink

Gaucho forever

― Cow_Art, Thursday, August 31, 2023 7:20 AM (three hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

The extra 'n' is for extra Nazis!

― nickn, Thursday, 21 September 2023 17:40 (three hours ago) link

hahah

I haven't done it in a while but any time I have I'm always ENFP and it does sound a lot like me.

― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Monday, 25 September 2023 15:38 (three minutes ago) link

lol

"Obviously, I'm coordinated and whatnot." -- Markus Lynn "Mookie" Betts

ugh this clue on celeb jeop tonite:

"when she performed 'crazy for you' in the high school wrestling film 'vision quest,' this pop star was virtually unknown"

i assume these episodes were written pre-strike, but maybe the jeopardy fact checking dept already had a foot out the door? (she had the #1 album in the u.s. the week the movie was released, had recently scored her first #1 single, and was well on her way to superstardom.)

― fact checking cuz, Wednesday, October 4, 2023 9:31 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

when I got to the diversity and inclusion workshop bit I just

― Left, Sunday, October 15, 2023 12:18 PM (nine hours ago)bookmarkflaglink

lol

Nice.

I’m terms of comparing the albums, I think they’re fairly equal: three or four great songs, four or five good songs, two or three failed experiments or dreary exercises apiece.

― Halfway there but for you, Friday, November 10, 2023 4:47 AM (fifteen hours ago)

easy: frog

― frogbs, Thursday, November 30, 2023 2:58 PM (forty-nine minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Killing mice [Started by Tracer Hand (tracerhand) in January 2003, last updated seventeen minutes ago by 🍍🥧 (cat) on I Love Everything] 4 new answers

lmao

lol

it's just blatant

there it is

i am trying to advocate for peaceful resolutions and combat hurtful stereotypes in that thread fwiw!

https://i.imgur.com/4EUxU7f.png

flagged for outrageous injustice

i would like the songs on Graceland if they removed the African beats and kept it to a guy and his guitar.I apologise if this offends anyone because it's meant to be rascist.
― chevy chase, Tuesday, 8 February 2005 10:16 (nineteen years ago) bookmarkflaglink

If you time it right, you can fly from STH to Amster with Norwegian for less than 100 USD

― Mule, Thursday, February 29, 2024 12:44 AM (fourteen hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

lol

i feel like everything is so atomized at this point we have quantum coolness. you can know how fast opinion is changing but you don't whether it's cool right now. or you can now how cool or uncool it is, but not how fast or what direction it's going.

― schrodingers cat was always cool (Hunt3r)

excellent, works on multiple levels

tell us about your birthday plans, dan

― Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, March 19, 2024 2:02 AM bookmarkflaglink

Dinner at Lexington Candy Shop. The place that still makes coke by mixing syrup with seltzer by hand.

― dan selzer, Tuesday, March 19, 2024 3:51 AM bookmarkflaglink

lmao

src?

― citation needed (Steve Shasta), Thursday, March 21, 2024 11:53 AM bookmarkflaglink

[. . .]

src? lol

also hello and welcome to ILB!

― citation needed (Steve Shasta), Thursday, March 21, 2024 12:32 PM bookmarkflaglink

Lizzy Dripping was a midly terrifying tv show of the early 70s, but also a north midlands term for a daydreamer, I believe.

Billy Whizz.

Clever Trevor - feel like all of these are or are potentially Ian Dury song titles.

― Maggy Scraggle, Wednesday, 27 March 2024 14:28 (seven hours ago) link

the sublime majesty of the totality was slightly tainted by everyone in our neighborhood blasting off fireworks for the entire time but still a good show overall. absentmindedly glanced at it unprotected for a moment like a moron but dont appear to have gone blind yet as far as i can tell

― waste of compute (One Eye Open), Monday, April 8, 2024 2:11 PM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

My roommates in college and I used to get very high and do a Michael McDonald Barbershop Quartet at like 3am. Perhaps we can reform for this.

― Naive Teen Idol, Thursday, April 18, 2024 5:34 AM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

TS: Godfather vs Godfather II [Started by dleone (dleone) in January 2004, last updated one hour ago by clemenza on I Love Everything] 1 new answer

I'd just like to point out one thing (in a non-threatening, non-taking-the-piss manner) re: the "im me, hear my voice" schtick - you could really have anyone talking - no one would know if it was really 'becky', so perhaps this isn't the best way to prove your point?
― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, January 29, 2003 5:20 PM bookmarkflaglink