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Could not work out whether I could vote today or not, turns out my street is not only a ward boundary but a constituency boundary and the family we know across the road have a Tory MP.

― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 2 May 2019 14:19 (twenty-one minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

imago, Thursday, 2 May 2019 14:45 (two years ago) link

haha

nxd, Thursday, 2 May 2019 14:47 (two years ago) link

ha, yes.

(isn't there already a thread for this?)

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 2 May 2019 14:52 (two years ago) link

idgi

Ned Caligari (Tom D.), Thursday, 2 May 2019 14:53 (two years ago) link

i really like a hot caffeinated beverage in the morning.
-- coffeefan

sarahell, Thursday, 2 May 2019 14:54 (two years ago) link

A drunk uncle chopped up his 18-month-old niece then roasted her body parts in an oven, police said today. Andrey Gadzhiev's sister Elena Titova, 29, had left him caring for the toddler for 15 minutes while she visited a neighbour. When she returned there was no sign of the child and her intoxicated brother could not explain what had happened to her.

--julia child (cook)

sarahell, Thursday, 2 May 2019 14:59 (two years ago) link

poor elena

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 2 May 2019 17:59 (two years ago) link

All of my posts to thread

milkshake chuk (wins), Thursday, 2 May 2019 18:04 (two years ago) link

R.I.P. scaruffi copy pasta -- the winningest of wins posts

sarahell, Thursday, 2 May 2019 18:17 (two years ago) link

And yet paradoxically the most lost

milkshake chuk (wins), Thursday, 2 May 2019 18:20 (two years ago) link

sorry that is just how i feel

sarahell, Thursday, 2 May 2019 18:21 (two years ago) link

hadn't heard about the NK ship! sounds spicy

― (•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 9 May 2019 16:46 (sixteen seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

imago, Thursday, 9 May 2019 17:04 (two years ago) link

ok lol

seandalai, Thursday, 9 May 2019 21:47 (two years ago) link

MMA and beard care and creative street tacos and craft beer as mainstream American male culture in 2019 [Started by longtime caller, first time listener (man alive) in May 2019]

the late great, Monday, 20 May 2019 18:46 (two years ago) link

one month passes...

Here in Asia there is a Coca-Cola/coffee hybrid that is a much better cooperation between the two flavors than you'd ever expect. Sponsored Post.

― 57mg/20floz, Thursday, June 27, 2019 8:41 AM (two hours ago)

tandoor vittles (unregistered), Thursday, 27 June 2019 15:02 (two years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/RYabDvd.jpg

tandoor vittles (unregistered), Thursday, 27 June 2019 15:04 (two years ago) link

well sleuthed

imago, Thursday, 27 June 2019 15:05 (two years ago) link

Nice.

Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 27 June 2019 15:13 (two years ago) link

love coke!

cheese canopy (map), Thursday, 27 June 2019 21:54 (two years ago) link

three weeks pass...

•should i grow a beard? [Started by jess in October 2001, last updated three minutes ago by beard papa on I Love Everything] 4 new answers

three months pass...

◦Pooping at your Significant Other's House within First 2 Months of Dating [Started by Phoenix in Flight (Cattle Grind) in April 2010, last updated five minutes ago by Colonel Poo on I Love TMI] 23 new answers POLL results

I'm scared my but won't fit in it. (Old Lunch), Thursday, 7 November 2019 20:39 (one year ago) link

I did literally reference that in my post to be fair to me

Colonel Poo, Thursday, 7 November 2019 20:40 (one year ago) link

Please wear this as the badge of honor it was intended to be, my friend. *salutes*

I'm scared my but won't fit in it. (Old Lunch), Thursday, 7 November 2019 20:42 (one year ago) link

Sir yes sir

Colonel Poo, Thursday, 7 November 2019 20:43 (one year ago) link

one month passes...

"i'm a _____ kind of person" or "i'm a _____ type of person"

― dogs, Tuesday, December 10, 2019 1:12 PM (fifty seconds ago) bookmarkflaglink

Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 10 December 2019 12:15 (one year ago) link

lol

imago, Tuesday, 10 December 2019 12:43 (one year ago) link

one month passes...

Hey Bob (Scik Mouthy)
Posted: January 21, 2020 at 05:48:42
Walnuts have a horrible spongy texture half the time that I can only assume is analogues with a cyst or pustule.

rob, Tuesday, 21 January 2020 21:24 (one year ago) link

jesus, that's a lot to process

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 21 January 2020 23:27 (one year ago) link

dn/post but still:

word on the street is that stet is going to post the 200K thread and use it to explain how ilx is being shut down and everyone is instructed to go to discord and twitter instead

― But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Tuesday, January 28, 2020 7:53 PM

chet san telmo (alomar lines), Wednesday, 29 January 2020 04:43 (one year ago) link

three weeks pass...

Truly an innovator in terrible already taken drug puns.

― Judi Dench's Human Hand (methanietanner), Wednesday, February 19, 2020 9:15 AM (two hours ago)

sarahell, Wednesday, 19 February 2020 19:27 (one year ago) link

two months pass...

Horny Henry seems suspiciously anxious to let us all know of his heterosexuality.
― Wooden (Wooden), Wednesday, September 22, 2004 12:52 AM (fifteen years ago) bookmarkflaglink

🔫 (peace, man), Sunday, 3 May 2020 16:46 (one year ago) link

three months pass...

I'm feeling 2018 or 2016 at the moment. 2016 defs feels like one of the "big" years

― josh az (2011nostalgia), Friday, 7 August 2020 21:24 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

imago, Saturday, 8 August 2020 09:15 (one year ago) link

three weeks pass...

Sharing My Psychotic Way of Listening to New Music [Started by Rod Steel (musicfanatic) in August 2020, last updated seventeen minutes ago by Rod Steel (musicfanatic) on I Love Music]

panburger partner (unregistered), Saturday, 29 August 2020 01:33 (one year ago) link

Yeah, what is up there?

Two Little Hit Parades (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 29 August 2020 01:36 (one year ago) link

two months pass...

(lol, I do not mean to suggest we should be perpetuating an empire)

― early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, November 11, 2020 10:58 AM (twenty-five minutes ago)

rob, Wednesday, 11 November 2020 16:25 (eleven months ago) link

looool

pomenitul, Wednesday, 11 November 2020 16:25 (eleven months ago) link

nice

imago, Wednesday, 11 November 2020 16:27 (eleven months ago) link

:D

early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 11 November 2020 16:43 (eleven months ago) link

fuck landlords they shouldn't exist

― a nice person (Left), Tuesday, November 10, 2020 12:54 PM (yesterday)

sarahell, Wednesday, 11 November 2020 18:40 (eleven months ago) link

one month passes...

Cro-Mags fucking slay...

(Neanderthal)

Noel Emits, Saturday, 12 December 2020 16:58 (ten months ago) link

Poignant and informative.

Noel Emits, Saturday, 12 December 2020 17:06 (ten months ago) link

hahaha

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Sunday, 13 December 2020 04:57 (ten months ago) link

this is display name/post and it's actually my own, so fp me, but I swear I only noticed after the fact:

Modern Talking, with Dieter Bohlen being the baddie and Thomas Anders the “innocent” one. I refer you to the musical about them I wrote in my head a long time ago, but this reading was sort of borne out by subsequent events.

― obsessed with quality over quantity or the need to produce tracks (breastcrawl), dinsdag 15 december 2020 9:07

three weeks pass...

xpost seriously, I am getting girth I never believed possible

― Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Wednesday, January 6, 2021 4:16 PM (six minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 7 January 2021 02:24 (nine months ago) link

lol this post has now appeared in two threads!

Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Thursday, 7 January 2021 02:25 (nine months ago) link

congrats my man

early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 7 January 2021 02:25 (nine months ago) link

Two threads none the girther, though

Punster McPunisher, Thursday, 7 January 2021 02:41 (nine months ago) link

Did you really have to goe there

nob lacks, noirish (darraghmac), Thursday, 7 January 2021 02:43 (nine months ago) link

"creating an innovative new plant-based protein" sounds weirdly ominous

― the portentous pepper (govern yourself accordingly), Thursday, January 14, 2021 12:56 PM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

John Wesley Glasscock (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 14 January 2021 20:46 (nine months ago) link

two weeks pass...

im drinking a can of nitro earl grey tea oat mlik latte

― Dusty Benelux (jim in vancouver), Friday, January 29, 2021 1:04 PM (one minute ago) bookmarkflaglink

it's quite good

― Dusty Benelux (jim in vancouver), Friday, January 29, 2021 1:05 PM (one minute ago) bookmarkflaglink

pomenitul, Friday, 29 January 2021 18:07 (eight months ago) link

I would change almost everything about this plan. But I’m not in charge, and one of the best things I’ve done for my mental health during this pandemic has been absolving myself of the self-imposed responsibility to become an expert in infectious disease & public policy and come up with a BETTER PLAN that I have no ability to influence or implement.

― Guys don’t @ me because I tazed my own balls alright? (hardcore dilettante), Tuesday, February 9, 2021 2:48 PM (twenty-one minutes ago)

rob, Tuesday, 9 February 2021 20:10 (eight months ago) link

reading the story about the .02 blood alcohol level, it's all but guaranteed that the "source" was either his publicist or someone in management. which doesn't mean it's automatically wrong. but it doesn't mean it's automatically right either. for whatever that's worth.

― fact checking cuz, Wednesday, February 10, 2021 10:41 PM (thirty-four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Adoration of the Mogwai (Deflatormouse), Thursday, 11 February 2021 04:18 (eight months ago) link

Whatever happened to Orgy?

― Long Tall Arsetee & the Shaker Intros (breastcrawl), Tuesday, February 16, 2021 1:34 PM bookmarkflaglink

if you meh them, shut up (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 16 February 2021 19:15 (eight months ago) link

good one, rob!

sarahell, Tuesday, 16 February 2021 19:27 (eight months ago) link

I will probably have to disappoint you, Neanderthal

xp

Long Tall Arsetee & the Shaker Intros (breastcrawl), Tuesday, 16 February 2021 19:52 (eight months ago) link

I've got one too tho:

They're certainly not the four people named in the same post, no siree.

― Well *I* know who he is (aldo), dinsdag 16 februari 2021 20:43

Long Tall Arsetee & the Shaker Intros (breastcrawl), Tuesday, 16 February 2021 20:03 (eight months ago) link

I have a laptop lap desk, and also have a standing desk. I highly recommend standing desks, btw.

― it's like edging for your mind (the table is the table), Wednesday, February 24, 2021 8:29 PM (twenty minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

nxd, Wednesday, 24 February 2021 20:54 (seven months ago) link

Lol

e-skate to the chapeau (darraghmac), Wednesday, 24 February 2021 20:57 (seven months ago) link

:D

A Scampo Darkly (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 24 February 2021 21:00 (seven months ago) link

A+ post

― that's not my post, Friday, February 26, 2021 3:57 AM (five hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

A Scampo Darkly (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 26 February 2021 08:51 (seven months ago) link

Is the West Experiencing a Right-Wing Drift? [Started by Mordy in May 2015, last updated thirteen minutes ago by no (Left) on I Love Everything] 2 new answers

ridingstarbassxd (unregistered), Sunday, 7 March 2021 18:41 (seven months ago) link

looool

imago, Sunday, 7 March 2021 18:45 (seven months ago) link

that rarest of events: DN/username/post

imago, Sunday, 7 March 2021 18:46 (seven months ago) link

...tbf, thread not post

imago, Sunday, 7 March 2021 18:46 (seven months ago) link

i'm looking at, like, individual sets of hands sourced from singapore

https://ajuicet.com/collections/hands/products/pilot-hand-set-v2

― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, March 15, 2021 7:36 PM (yesterday)

pomenitul, Tuesday, 16 March 2021 16:04 (seven months ago) link

"She Don't Use Jelly": worst single of the 1990's?
― Pessimist (Pessimist), Wednesday, May 17, 2006 12:38 AM bookmarkflaglink

"Salvation Army FUCK!" (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 10:42 (seven months ago) link

The one time I drove through Oklahoma is the only time I have witnessed a sky full of mammatus clouds.

― visiting, Thursday, March 18, 2021 12:00 PM (yesterday)

sarahell, Friday, 19 March 2021 16:05 (seven months ago) link

v good

nxd, Sunday, 21 March 2021 19:16 (seven months ago) link

https://i.redd.it/2t4h9okdajt51.jpg

― You Can't Have the Woogie Without a Little Boogie (Old Lunch), Wednesday, March 24, 2021 11:15 AM (five minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

John Wesley Glasscock (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 15:21 (six months ago) link

Chewing Tar [Started by It Is Dangerous to Meme Inside (James Redd and the Blecchs) in April 2021, last updated one hour ago by Hideous Lump on I Love Everything

your own personal qanon (darraghmac), Sunday, 4 April 2021 09:09 (six months ago) link

could never in a bazillion years imagine pressing this button, considering how much my existence has enriched the lives of those around me

― the late great, Sunday, 14 October 2012 22:09 (eight years ago) link

imago, Wednesday, 14 April 2021 19:58 (six months ago) link

drawing suggestion with crossover to the old sayings thread: an embarrassed child letting the cat out of the bag

― that's not my post, Wednesday, 14 April 2021 21:26 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

a hoy hoy, Thursday, 15 April 2021 06:16 (six months ago) link

Every half mile in Pennsylvania and western Maryland.
― Van Halen dot Senate dot flashlight (Boring, Maryland), Monday, April 26, 2021 5:39 PM (twenty-eight minutes ago)

sarahell, Tuesday, 27 April 2021 01:14 (five months ago) link

two weeks pass...

The CEO of my old company once arranged to pay for a lavish dinner for my wife and I while we were on vacation - at a place I didn't really want to eat. I found the whole thing showy and annoying (meal and experience of it being comped).

When I got back, our CFO told me I owed taxes on the dinner because it was compensation.

― Deicide at Chuck E. Cheese (PBKR), Thursday, May 13, 2021 1:53 PM (one minute ago)

(dn not username, sorry)

rob, Thursday, 13 May 2021 17:56 (five months ago) link

haha

John Cooper of Christian rock band Skillet (map), Thursday, 13 May 2021 17:59 (five months ago) link

lol

Deicide at Chuck E. Cheese (PBKR), Thursday, 13 May 2021 17:59 (five months ago) link

Glen Benton, CEO

Feta Van Cheese (Neanderthal), Thursday, 13 May 2021 18:01 (five months ago) link

Bejar 4 eva, f the haters

― 《Myst1kOblivi0n》 (jim in vancouver), Friday, 21 May 2021 21:13

pomenitul, Friday, 21 May 2021 21:14 (five months ago) link

two weeks pass...

1970. Pre-Mao.

🖼

The 💨 that shook the barlow (wins), Saturday, 5 June 2021 17:41 (four months ago) link

lol forgot zing

1970. Pre-Mao.

https://collectionimages.npg.org.uk/large/mw283312/Cornelius-Cardew.jpg

― Are Animated Dads Getting Hotter? (Tom D.), Saturday, 5 June 2021 13:35 (four hours ago) link

The 💨 that shook the barlow (wins), Saturday, 5 June 2021 17:42 (four months ago) link

We elementary school boy rockists saw right through him!

― Rockist_Scientist (RSLaRue), Wednesday, January 18, 2006 9:19 PM bookmarkflaglink

cancel culture club (Neanderthal), Thursday, 17 June 2021 15:45 (four months ago) link

four weeks pass...

*throws a punch*

roll 2d6 damage

― gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, March 25, 2004 1:47 PM bookmarkflaglink

making splashes at Dan Flashes (Neanderthal), Friday, 16 July 2021 14:35 (three months ago) link

four weeks pass...

can we rename this thread "guess the depressing nondescript city"?

― Bo Burzum (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, August 12, 2021 3:08 PM (yesterday)

rob, Friday, 13 August 2021 16:03 (two months ago) link

two weeks pass...

Is virtue signaling an actual thing that people are capable of doing [Started by Evan in August 2021, last updated seven minutes ago by Left] 22 new answers

he ain't perfect but fuck me he's a rheillee (imago), Tuesday, 31 August 2021 10:19 (one month ago) link

one month passes...

The whole thing reads to me like an upper middle class horror story—What if the socially inept peers you treat like garbage somehow were able to turn the tables on you? While still be

― intheblanks, Thursday, October 14, 2021 6:49 PM (three days ago)

sarahell, Sunday, 17 October 2021 14:46 (five days ago) link


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