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Could not work out whether I could vote today or not, turns out my street is not only a ward boundary but a constituency boundary and the family we know across the road have a Tory MP.

― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 2 May 2019 14:19 (twenty-one minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

haha

ha, yes.

(isn't there already a thread for this?)

idgi

i really like a hot caffeinated beverage in the morning.
-- coffeefan

A drunk uncle chopped up his 18-month-old niece then roasted her body parts in an oven, police said today. Andrey Gadzhiev's sister Elena Titova, 29, had left him caring for the toddler for 15 minutes while she visited a neighbour. When she returned there was no sign of the child and her intoxicated brother could not explain what had happened to her.

--julia child (cook)

poor elena

All of my posts to thread

R.I.P. scaruffi copy pasta -- the winningest of wins posts

And yet paradoxically the most lost

sorry that is just how i feel

hadn't heard about the NK ship! sounds spicy

― (•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 9 May 2019 16:46 (sixteen seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ok lol

MMA and beard care and creative street tacos and craft beer as mainstream American male culture in 2019 [Started by longtime caller, first time listener (man alive) in May 2019]

Here in Asia there is a Coca-Cola/coffee hybrid that is a much better cooperation between the two flavors than you'd ever expect. Sponsored Post.

― 57mg/20floz, Thursday, June 27, 2019 8:41 AM (two hours ago)

https://i.imgur.com/RYabDvd.jpg

well sleuthed

Nice.

love coke!

•should i grow a beard? [Started by jess in October 2001, last updated three minutes ago by beard papa on I Love Everything] 4 new answers

◦Pooping at your Significant Other's House within First 2 Months of Dating [Started by Phoenix in Flight (Cattle Grind) in April 2010, last updated five minutes ago by Colonel Poo on I Love TMI] 23 new answers POLL results

I did literally reference that in my post to be fair to me

Please wear this as the badge of honor it was intended to be, my friend. *salutes*

Sir yes sir

"i'm a _____ kind of person" or "i'm a _____ type of person"

― dogs, Tuesday, December 10, 2019 1:12 PM (fifty seconds ago) bookmarkflaglink

lol

Hey Bob (Scik Mouthy)
Posted: January 21, 2020 at 05:48:42
Walnuts have a horrible spongy texture half the time that I can only assume is analogues with a cyst or pustule.

jesus, that's a lot to process

dn/post but still:

word on the street is that stet is going to post the 200K thread and use it to explain how ilx is being shut down and everyone is instructed to go to discord and twitter instead

― But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Tuesday, January 28, 2020 7:53 PM

Truly an innovator in terrible already taken drug puns.

― Judi Dench's Human Hand (methanietanner), Wednesday, February 19, 2020 9:15 AM (two hours ago)

Horny Henry seems suspiciously anxious to let us all know of his heterosexuality.
― Wooden (Wooden), Wednesday, September 22, 2004 12:52 AM (fifteen years ago) bookmarkflaglink