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Could not work out whether I could vote today or not, turns out my street is not only a ward boundary but a constituency boundary and the family we know across the road have a Tory MP.

― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 2 May 2019 14:19 (twenty-one minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

imago, Thursday, 2 May 2019 14:45 (four years ago) link

haha

nxd, Thursday, 2 May 2019 14:47 (four years ago) link

ha, yes.

(isn't there already a thread for this?)

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 2 May 2019 14:52 (four years ago) link

idgi

Ned Caligari (Tom D.), Thursday, 2 May 2019 14:53 (four years ago) link

i really like a hot caffeinated beverage in the morning.
-- coffeefan

sarahell, Thursday, 2 May 2019 14:54 (four years ago) link

A drunk uncle chopped up his 18-month-old niece then roasted her body parts in an oven, police said today. Andrey Gadzhiev's sister Elena Titova, 29, had left him caring for the toddler for 15 minutes while she visited a neighbour. When she returned there was no sign of the child and her intoxicated brother could not explain what had happened to her.

--julia child (cook)

sarahell, Thursday, 2 May 2019 14:59 (four years ago) link

poor elena

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 2 May 2019 17:59 (four years ago) link

All of my posts to thread

milkshake chuk (wins), Thursday, 2 May 2019 18:04 (four years ago) link

R.I.P. scaruffi copy pasta -- the winningest of wins posts

sarahell, Thursday, 2 May 2019 18:17 (four years ago) link

And yet paradoxically the most lost

milkshake chuk (wins), Thursday, 2 May 2019 18:20 (four years ago) link

sorry that is just how i feel

sarahell, Thursday, 2 May 2019 18:21 (four years ago) link

hadn't heard about the NK ship! sounds spicy

― (•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 9 May 2019 16:46 (sixteen seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

imago, Thursday, 9 May 2019 17:04 (four years ago) link

ok lol

seandalai, Thursday, 9 May 2019 21:47 (four years ago) link

MMA and beard care and creative street tacos and craft beer as mainstream American male culture in 2019 [Started by longtime caller, first time listener (man alive) in May 2019]

the late great, Monday, 20 May 2019 18:46 (four years ago) link

one month passes...

Here in Asia there is a Coca-Cola/coffee hybrid that is a much better cooperation between the two flavors than you'd ever expect. Sponsored Post.

― 57mg/20floz, Thursday, June 27, 2019 8:41 AM (two hours ago)

tandoor vittles (unregistered), Thursday, 27 June 2019 15:02 (four years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/RYabDvd.jpg

tandoor vittles (unregistered), Thursday, 27 June 2019 15:04 (four years ago) link

well sleuthed

imago, Thursday, 27 June 2019 15:05 (four years ago) link

Nice.

Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 27 June 2019 15:13 (four years ago) link

love coke!

cheese canopy (map), Thursday, 27 June 2019 21:54 (four years ago) link

three weeks pass...

•should i grow a beard? [Started by jess in October 2001, last updated three minutes ago by beard papa on I Love Everything] 4 new answers

three months pass...

◦Pooping at your Significant Other's House within First 2 Months of Dating [Started by Phoenix in Flight (Cattle Grind) in April 2010, last updated five minutes ago by Colonel Poo on I Love TMI] 23 new answers POLL results

I'm scared my but won't fit in it. (Old Lunch), Thursday, 7 November 2019 20:39 (three years ago) link

I did literally reference that in my post to be fair to me

Colonel Poo, Thursday, 7 November 2019 20:40 (three years ago) link

Please wear this as the badge of honor it was intended to be, my friend. *salutes*

I'm scared my but won't fit in it. (Old Lunch), Thursday, 7 November 2019 20:42 (three years ago) link

Sir yes sir

Colonel Poo, Thursday, 7 November 2019 20:43 (three years ago) link

one month passes...

"i'm a _____ kind of person" or "i'm a _____ type of person"

― dogs, Tuesday, December 10, 2019 1:12 PM (fifty seconds ago) bookmarkflaglink

Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 10 December 2019 12:15 (three years ago) link

lol

imago, Tuesday, 10 December 2019 12:43 (three years ago) link

one month passes...

Hey Bob (Scik Mouthy)
Posted: January 21, 2020 at 05:48:42
Walnuts have a horrible spongy texture half the time that I can only assume is analogues with a cyst or pustule.

rob, Tuesday, 21 January 2020 21:24 (three years ago) link

jesus, that's a lot to process

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 21 January 2020 23:27 (three years ago) link

dn/post but still:

word on the street is that stet is going to post the 200K thread and use it to explain how ilx is being shut down and everyone is instructed to go to discord and twitter instead

― But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Tuesday, January 28, 2020 7:53 PM

chet san telmo (alomar lines), Wednesday, 29 January 2020 04:43 (three years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Truly an innovator in terrible already taken drug puns.

― Judi Dench's Human Hand (methanietanner), Wednesday, February 19, 2020 9:15 AM (two hours ago)

sarahell, Wednesday, 19 February 2020 19:27 (three years ago) link

two months pass...

Horny Henry seems suspiciously anxious to let us all know of his heterosexuality.
― Wooden (Wooden), Wednesday, September 22, 2004 12:52 AM (fifteen years ago) bookmarkflaglink

🔫 (peace, man), Sunday, 3 May 2020 16:46 (three years ago) link

three months pass...

I'm feeling 2018 or 2016 at the moment. 2016 defs feels like one of the "big" years

― josh az (2011nostalgia), Friday, 7 August 2020 21:24 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

imago, Saturday, 8 August 2020 09:15 (three years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Sharing My Psychotic Way of Listening to New Music [Started by Rod Steel (musicfanatic) in August 2020, last updated seventeen minutes ago by Rod Steel (musicfanatic) on I Love Music]

panburger partner (unregistered), Saturday, 29 August 2020 01:33 (three years ago) link

Yeah, what is up there?

Two Little Hit Parades (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 29 August 2020 01:36 (three years ago) link

two months pass...

(lol, I do not mean to suggest we should be perpetuating an empire)

― early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, November 11, 2020 10:58 AM (twenty-five minutes ago)

rob, Wednesday, 11 November 2020 16:25 (two years ago) link

looool

pomenitul, Wednesday, 11 November 2020 16:25 (two years ago) link

nice

imago, Wednesday, 11 November 2020 16:27 (two years ago) link

:D

early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 11 November 2020 16:43 (two years ago) link

fuck landlords they shouldn't exist

― a nice person (Left), Tuesday, November 10, 2020 12:54 PM (yesterday)

sarahell, Wednesday, 11 November 2020 18:40 (two years ago) link

one month passes...

Cro-Mags fucking slay...

(Neanderthal)

Noel Emits, Saturday, 12 December 2020 16:58 (two years ago) link

Poignant and informative.

Noel Emits, Saturday, 12 December 2020 17:06 (two years ago) link

hahaha

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Sunday, 13 December 2020 04:57 (two years ago) link

this is display name/post and it's actually my own, so fp me, but I swear I only noticed after the fact:

Modern Talking, with Dieter Bohlen being the baddie and Thomas Anders the “innocent” one. I refer you to the musical about them I wrote in my head a long time ago, but this reading was sort of borne out by subsequent events.

― obsessed with quality over quantity or the need to produce tracks (breastcrawl), dinsdag 15 december 2020 9:07

three weeks pass...

xpost seriously, I am getting girth I never believed possible

― Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Wednesday, January 6, 2021 4:16 PM (six minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 7 January 2021 02:24 (two years ago) link

lol this post has now appeared in two threads!

Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Thursday, 7 January 2021 02:25 (two years ago) link

congrats my man

early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 7 January 2021 02:25 (two years ago) link

Two threads none the girther, though

Punster McPunisher, Thursday, 7 January 2021 02:41 (two years ago) link

Did you really have to goe there

nob lacks, noirish (darraghmac), Thursday, 7 January 2021 02:43 (two years ago) link

"creating an innovative new plant-based protein" sounds weirdly ominous

― the portentous pepper (govern yourself accordingly), Thursday, January 14, 2021 12:56 PM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

John Wesley Glasscock (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 14 January 2021 20:46 (two years ago) link

two weeks pass...

im drinking a can of nitro earl grey tea oat mlik latte

― Dusty Benelux (jim in vancouver), Friday, January 29, 2021 1:04 PM (one minute ago) bookmarkflaglink

it's quite good

― Dusty Benelux (jim in vancouver), Friday, January 29, 2021 1:05 PM (one minute ago) bookmarkflaglink

pomenitul, Friday, 29 January 2021 18:07 (two years ago) link

Dear lord this take is as bad as saying Paul's beard is ugly

― octobeard, Saturday, December 4, 2021 6:53 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

hocus pocus, alakazam (PBKR), Sunday, 5 December 2021 13:00 (one year ago) link

two weeks pass...

Oh! I don't see images, just text.

― Halfway there but for you, Monday, December 20, 2021 3:43 PM (one hour ago)

sarahell, Tuesday, 21 December 2021 00:59 (one year ago) link

Joan Didion [Started by horseshoe in November 2007, last updated three minutes ago by (The Other) J.D. (J.D.) on I Love Books] 9 new answers

jmm, Thursday, 30 December 2021 20:24 (one year ago) link

This is the inevitable thread for ILxors in their panties

― Hideous Lump, Thursday, 30 December 2021 22:37 (eight minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

imago, Thursday, 30 December 2021 22:46 (one year ago) link

my lovely lady lumps are so FP-ing you for that!

sarahell, Friday, 31 December 2021 00:46 (one year ago) link

I keep insisting that my saliva improves the taste of food but no one agrees.

― Rep. Cobra Commander (R-TX) (Old Lunch), Tuesday, January 4, 2022 1:51 PM (one hour ago)

in the age of NFTs I bought a monkey (rob), Tuesday, 4 January 2022 19:54 (one year ago) link

that's an interesting article, thanks rob. God this FB shit is so weird. However I did really enjoy the cat breastfeeding video, that was worth 1000 counter spaghetti videos.

― akm, Friday, 14 January 2022 19:19 (two days ago) bookmarkflaglink

i’m sorry the what

― cowboy bopeep (cat), Sunday, 16 January 2022 02:51 (four hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

a hoy hoy, Sunday, 16 January 2022 06:56 (one year ago) link

There's a definite market for a 'Real Scotland' thread:

Dundee woman hid drug-stuffed Kinder Egg in private parts and battered brother with crowbar

― Portsmouth Bubblejet, Wednesday, 26 January 2022 13:56 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

why can't I change my username on this godforsaken website

― kinder, Wednesday, 26 January 2022 13:58 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

a hoy hoy, Thursday, 27 January 2022 07:02 (one year ago) link

i like tons of brit food by default bc a lot of it is part of Australian food culture (obv).

― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl)

The 25 Best Songs Ever Ranked In Order (Deflatormouse), Thursday, 27 January 2022 07:19 (one year ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djxnMJMPYtw
― ☮️ (peace, man), Sunday, February 23, 2020 9:34 AM (one year ago) bookmarkflaglink

The 25 Best Songs Ever Ranked In Order (Deflatormouse), Thursday, 27 January 2022 07:21 (one year ago) link

lol

imago, Thursday, 27 January 2022 10:58 (one year ago) link

three weeks pass...

As a citizen of a Russia-bordering country, from a Russian-speaking household, having travelled in Ukraine, Moldova, Russia and Georgia, it is pretty fucking offensive reading people describing Russian positions as «sabre rattling», but perhaps I shouldn’t be surprised

― Mule, Thursday, 17 February 2022 10:50 (six hours ago) link

ok what the fuck is happening in the uk (rain) (wins), Thursday, 17 February 2022 17:28 (one year ago) link

one month passes...

woof
Posted: 24 March 2022 at 14:32:34
Still feeling awkward about killing dogs in front of my dog.

mardheamac (gyac), Thursday, 24 March 2022 15:02 (one year ago) link

two months pass...

cats think earwax is delicious. yours or theirs or anyone’s, they love it all and it makes an excellent bribe.

― Society for the Preservation of (cat), Sunday, May 22, 2022 6:06 PM

anatol_merklich, Saturday, 28 May 2022 12:48 (one year ago) link

Let's not sugarcoat this, just having an Israeli bassist should be considered a crime against humanity

― Nabozo, Tuesday, June 7, 2022 2:56 PM (eight minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

sleep, that's where I'm the cousin of death (PBKR), Tuesday, 7 June 2022 19:07 (one year ago) link

just wondering, can mods force two users to killfile each-other?

― Portrait Of A Dissolvi Ng Drea M (Camaraderie at Arms Length),

sarahell, Saturday, 11 June 2022 02:45 (one year ago) link

two weeks pass...

love tevas

― flopson, Sunday, June 26, 2022 1:56 AM (two days ago)

rob, Tuesday, 28 June 2022 15:06 (one year ago) link

lol!

sarahell, Tuesday, 28 June 2022 16:00 (one year ago) link

ah grasshopper.. you have learned well

― Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 6 July 2022 16:54 (two minutes ago) link

Piven After Midnight (The Yellow Kid), Wednesday, 6 July 2022 16:58 (one year ago) link

two months pass...

what if cilantro DOES taste like soap and some ppl just don’t have the soap receptors, poor suckers

― scanner darkly, Thursday, September 15, 2022 6:34 PM (yesterday)

sarahell, Friday, 16 September 2022 17:17 (one year ago) link

two weeks pass...

It’s just called “Where Are You Now”, even. I must’ve invented the (My Love).

― houdini said, Monday, October 3, 2022 12:46 PM (four hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

ꙮ (map), Monday, 3 October 2022 15:54 (eleven months ago) link

Hey all, I hate to say it, but I need to abandon this project before it's properly begun. A poll like this deserves a proper hype man to keep the contributions going and I can't in good conscience carve out a week in November to dedicate to the rollout. I've been avoiding my real life obligations using various forms of internet addiction and I need to take a complete break.

Also I think I'm a bit too disorganized and indecisive to run this poll properly anyway and can't ever make up my mind about things like genre constraints.

If anyone wants to pick up the baton feel free. Again, much sorry.

― mig (guess that dreams always end), Thursday, 13 October 2022 21:32 (four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

imago, Thursday, 13 October 2022 21:37 (eleven months ago) link

two months pass...

the two pointers i know seem like amazing dogs but their energy and hyper-focus… yes I feel like I'd be letting them down every day.

― woof, Saturday, December 31, 2022 12:16 PM (one hour ago)

sarahell, Saturday, 31 December 2022 22:06 (eight months ago) link

one month passes...

wait 1 or 2 #1's?

― maf you one two (maffew12)

anatol_merklich, Thursday, 2 February 2023 17:48 (seven months ago) link

mic check maffew 1 2 1 2

Karl Malone, Friday, 3 February 2023 01:52 (seven months ago) link

three weeks pass...

Knowing this board its gotta be Nu Disco Nostalgia

― josh az (2011nostalgia), Friday, February 17, 2023 5:17 PM bookmarkflaglink

waiting for a czar to fall (Neanderthal), Monday, 27 February 2023 01:40 (seven months ago) link

Huh wonder how making adults look like children could be misused

― kinder, Friday, February 24, 2023 6:32 AM bookmarkflaglink

difficult listening hour, Tuesday, 28 February 2023 18:27 (seven months ago) link

Lol

waiting for a czar to fall (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 28 February 2023 18:35 (seven months ago) link

haaaa

imago, Tuesday, 28 February 2023 18:40 (seven months ago) link

v good

nxd, Tuesday, 28 February 2023 20:17 (seven months ago) link

Hwyneth Gayden

― mattresslessness, Monday, August 11, 2014 4:19 PM bookmarkflaglink

hey, that's my thing

― switching letters guy, Monday, August 11, 2014 4:21 PM bookmarkflaglink

sorry, switching letters guy

― mattresslessness, Monday, August 11, 2014 4:21 PM bookmarkflaglink

waiting for a czar to fall (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 1 March 2023 23:41 (six months ago) link

Now I'm eating meat like it's going out of style. Sorry cows, I can't feel like this any more.

― Cow_Art, Friday, March 10, 2023 1:07 PM (yesterday)

sarahell, Saturday, 11 March 2023 15:54 (six months ago) link

i'm not physically attracted to people but based on your description, he'd probably even catch me looking.

"topographically dramatic ass crack" definitely of serious intrigue.

― ''can be prusuaded to show gayness'' (Austin), Tuesday, 21 March 2023 20:11 (yesterday)

The field divisions are fastened with felicitations. (Deflatormouse), Wednesday, 22 March 2023 16:58 (six months ago) link

please don’t tell me this is from the Donald Trimp thread

at bottom, wrapping my arms around some tripe called "Quest" (breastcrawl), Wednesday, 22 March 2023 17:40 (six months ago) link

Pizza Hut and Domino's are good stoner pizzas when you want to unhinge your jaw and uncritically consume shame

― hootenanny-soundtracking clusterfucks about milking cows (Neanderthal),

i.e. hooking up with conservative men

― the very juice and sperm of kindness. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, March 29, 2023 11:34 AM (six minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

m0stly clean (Slowsquatch), Wednesday, 29 March 2023 15:42 (five months ago) link

three months pass...

Get well soon

― Bee OK, Thursday, June 29, 2023 6:47 AM (eight hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

Halfway there but for you, Thursday, 29 June 2023 15:11 (two months ago) link

aw

sad Mings of dynasty (Neanderthal), Thursday, 29 June 2023 15:12 (two months ago) link

<3

brimstead, Thursday, 29 June 2023 15:19 (two months ago) link

lol

Renaissance of the Celtic Trumpet (Tom D.), Thursday, 29 June 2023 15:30 (two months ago) link

Very nice

nxd, Friday, 30 June 2023 16:49 (two months ago) link

Mentioned in the thread itself, but this needs to be memorialised here:

I AM A PEEHOLE MAN [Started by the new drip king (DJP) in June 2023]

emil.y, Friday, 30 June 2023 21:33 (two months ago) link

let that sink in

― mark s, Wednesday, July 12, 2023 11:56 AM bookmarkflaglink

linoleum gallagher (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 12 July 2023 15:58 (two months ago) link

one month passes...

Linda Evangelista’s “what in my bag” video for British Vogue has turned me around on those hats

― brimstead, Sunday, August 20, 2023 3:45 PM bookmarkflaglink

felicity, Thursday, 24 August 2023 14:18 (one month ago) link

Gaucho forever

― Cow_Art, Thursday, August 31, 2023 7:20 AM (three hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

budo jeru, Thursday, 31 August 2023 16:39 (four weeks ago) link

three weeks pass...

The extra 'n' is for extra Nazis!

― nickn, Thursday, 21 September 2023 17:40 (three hours ago) link

Boris Yitsbin (wins), Thursday, 21 September 2023 21:08 (one week ago) link

hahah

vashti funyuns (sic), Thursday, 21 September 2023 21:47 (one week ago) link

I haven't done it in a while but any time I have I'm always ENFP and it does sound a lot like me.

― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Monday, 25 September 2023 15:38 (three minutes ago) link

Boris Yitsbin (wins), Monday, 25 September 2023 15:43 (three days ago) link

lol

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Monday, 25 September 2023 15:44 (three days ago) link


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