butthurt

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your rectum is sore from being sodomized 18
your buttcheeks are sore from being spanked 8


faculty w1fe (silby), Friday, 21 September 2018 01:55 (nine months ago) Permalink

v clearly the penetrative one imo

Dmac TT (darraghmac), Friday, 21 September 2018 01:56 (nine months ago) Permalink

I thought that was uncontroversial until a while ago when I heard some podcaster say that people who said so were sullying the completely family-friendly meaning of “butthurt”

faculty w1fe (silby), Friday, 21 September 2018 02:00 (nine months ago) Permalink

or maybe your butt just hurts, idk, ppl get cranky when their butts hurt

― gimme prizza (crüt), Wednesday, April 4, 2012 8:41 AM (six years ago)

crüt, Friday, 21 September 2018 02:04 (nine months ago) Permalink

Why is there no chafing from weird friction option? Or from eating a super, super spicy burrito? or for being a white man?

I KID, I KID!

Yerac, Friday, 21 September 2018 02:06 (nine months ago) Permalink

if u have yr thumb up yr ass u cant possibly say yre doing nothing

F# A# (∞), Friday, 21 September 2018 02:06 (nine months ago) Permalink

I'm delighted to read so much about the subtleties of hurt assholes from straight posters

The Silky Veils of Alfred (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 21 September 2018 02:07 (nine months ago) Permalink

Oh come on who the hell doesn’t think it means anal?!

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Friday, 21 September 2018 02:08 (nine months ago) Permalink

I mean now I’m thinking about it and I guess it could mean spanked but that never occurred to me.

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Friday, 21 September 2018 02:09 (nine months ago) Permalink

I remember the noize dudes love of pork burritos from Williamsburg's Bonita was always described as inevitable "ring burn".

Yerac, Friday, 21 September 2018 02:11 (nine months ago) Permalink

I always figured it was more like you're traveling with someone given to complaints that are let's say not entirely necessary, and you're in seats (plane or train or bus, take your pick) which are no great shakes but which aren't reasonably uncomfortable, and your companion starts fidgeting and grumbling with increasing volume about how much his seat hurts his butt. And you're like, come on, dude, it's not that bad. And he's all, YES IT IS, YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW, OOOH MY BUTT HUUUUUURTS. And people are starting to look now and so you just maybe start reading or watching the scenery. Because the whole point of 'butthurt' I thought is that it's a little ott and inducing of heavy sighs from others.

I Don't Have Any Ears, I Am Positive (Old Lunch), Friday, 21 September 2018 02:11 (nine months ago) Permalink

what if you fall over and land on your butt and you’re on top of a cliff so you land on a big rock, square on your butt, and then your butt hurts

Gibing The Amethyst (sic), Friday, 21 September 2018 02:26 (nine months ago) Permalink

because that hurts

Gibing The Amethyst (sic), Friday, 21 September 2018 02:27 (nine months ago) Permalink

your butt

Gibing The Amethyst (sic), Friday, 21 September 2018 02:27 (nine months ago) Permalink

Listen I knew there was going to be demand for more options and I don’t want to foreclose these alternate readings but these are the two that concern me tonight

faculty w1fe (silby), Friday, 21 September 2018 02:33 (nine months ago) Permalink

I've never fallen over and landed on Jake Gyllenhaal's penis.

The Silky Veils of Alfred (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 21 September 2018 02:34 (nine months ago) Permalink

u kno the thing about this is the end is always swamp ass

F# A# (∞), Friday, 21 September 2018 02:41 (nine months ago) Permalink

BEING BUTT HURT: C/D

the late great, Friday, 21 September 2018 02:41 (nine months ago) Permalink

dmac lost all credibility when he turned the lads thread into a cute broadway talk show called the view

he complains abt offtopic banter once and guess whos butts gonna hurt

F# A# (∞), Friday, 21 September 2018 02:43 (nine months ago) Permalink

I’ve fallen over and hurt or bruised or somehow abraded my butt idk six or twenty times in my life, with injury lasting a few minutes to a few weeks

I’ve never had more than 1.8 seconds hurt from anything being in my butt

Gibing The Amethyst (sic), Friday, 21 September 2018 02:50 (nine months ago) Permalink

U ain taken a shit at a 7-11 before?

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Friday, 21 September 2018 02:55 (nine months ago) Permalink

A bee bit my bottom, and now my bottom’s big.

Gibing The Amethyst (sic), Friday, 21 September 2018 02:56 (nine months ago) Permalink

I’m a fan of both

Engles in the Outfield (cryptosicko), Friday, 21 September 2018 02:56 (nine months ago) Permalink

whats the skinny on anal beads

F# A# (∞), Friday, 21 September 2018 02:58 (nine months ago) Permalink

cop

for i, sock in enumerate (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 21 September 2018 03:00 (nine months ago) Permalink

three months pass...

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Sunday, 30 December 2018 00:01 (five months ago) Permalink

theres also the "fibre issues/drink more water" option

and the spinoff of pain-in-the-ass as a v common irritant

gabbnebulous (darraghmac), Sunday, 30 December 2018 00:18 (five months ago) Permalink

could have just pulled a hamstring there, chief

the rap jeff baxter, Sunday, 30 December 2018 00:28 (five months ago) Permalink

I think of it as akin to a baby with diaper rash because that's exactly what someone who is butthurt sounds like.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Sunday, 30 December 2018 00:39 (five months ago) Permalink

i never thought it was either one of these, i mean why would offended/annoyed/cranky mean one of those. other than people are just homophobes and stuff. i'm just speaking for myself, i had more of crut's understanding. your butt just hurts.

forensic plumber (harbl), Sunday, 30 December 2018 02:37 (five months ago) Permalink

I ... didn’t think it meant either. I thought it meant the feeling you get when you fall on your butt, and it’s really injust and painful.

rb (soda), Sunday, 30 December 2018 04:29 (five months ago) Permalink

I should’ve been more general about the “spanking” case, you can all feel free to vote for that as a stand in for “the meat of your butt or tailbone hurts”

How about this I’ll make a new poll and just poll three options: cheeks, tailbone, and rectum

I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Sunday, 30 December 2018 05:10 (five months ago) Permalink

Surely if you’ve just had yr ass whipped you whinge in a butthurt way

an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Sunday, 30 December 2018 05:28 (five months ago) Permalink

Is there any connection between the terms "butthurt" and "buttrock," a generally recognized term on ILM?

I Feel Bad About My Butt (j.lu), Sunday, 30 December 2018 14:18 (five months ago) Permalink

Or "butthoused".

the rap jeff baxter, Sunday, 30 December 2018 16:47 (five months ago) Permalink

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Monday, 31 December 2018 00:01 (five months ago) Permalink

I agree with the decision but it wasn’t the result I expected

I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Monday, 31 December 2018 00:02 (five months ago) Permalink

always thought it meant 'hurt deep deep down inside, ie. down to the butt'

((O))_____((O)) (esby), Monday, 31 December 2018 00:05 (five months ago) Permalink

honestly, I've always thought it was about hemorrhoids.

the rap jeff baxter, Monday, 31 December 2018 02:17 (five months ago) Permalink


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