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Which is it

your buttcheeks are sore from being spanked
your rectum is sore from being sodomized


faculty w1fe (silby), Friday, 21 September 2018 01:55 (two months ago) Permalink

v clearly the penetrative one imo

Dmac TT (darraghmac), Friday, 21 September 2018 01:56 (two months ago) Permalink

I thought that was uncontroversial until a while ago when I heard some podcaster say that people who said so were sullying the completely family-friendly meaning of “butthurt”

faculty w1fe (silby), Friday, 21 September 2018 02:00 (two months ago) Permalink

or maybe your butt just hurts, idk, ppl get cranky when their butts hurt

― gimme prizza (crüt), Wednesday, April 4, 2012 8:41 AM (six years ago)

crüt, Friday, 21 September 2018 02:04 (two months ago) Permalink

Why is there no chafing from weird friction option? Or from eating a super, super spicy burrito? or for being a white man?

I KID, I KID!

Yerac, Friday, 21 September 2018 02:06 (two months ago) Permalink

if u have yr thumb up yr ass u cant possibly say yre doing nothing

F# A# (∞), Friday, 21 September 2018 02:06 (two months ago) Permalink

I'm delighted to read so much about the subtleties of hurt assholes from straight posters

The Silky Veils of Alfred (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 21 September 2018 02:07 (two months ago) Permalink

Oh come on who the hell doesn’t think it means anal?!

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Friday, 21 September 2018 02:08 (two months ago) Permalink

I mean now I’m thinking about it and I guess it could mean spanked but that never occurred to me.

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Friday, 21 September 2018 02:09 (two months ago) Permalink

I remember the noize dudes love of pork burritos from Williamsburg's Bonita was always described as inevitable "ring burn".

Yerac, Friday, 21 September 2018 02:11 (two months ago) Permalink

I always figured it was more like you're traveling with someone given to complaints that are let's say not entirely necessary, and you're in seats (plane or train or bus, take your pick) which are no great shakes but which aren't reasonably uncomfortable, and your companion starts fidgeting and grumbling with increasing volume about how much his seat hurts his butt. And you're like, come on, dude, it's not that bad. And he's all, YES IT IS, YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW, OOOH MY BUTT HUUUUUURTS. And people are starting to look now and so you just maybe start reading or watching the scenery. Because the whole point of 'butthurt' I thought is that it's a little ott and inducing of heavy sighs from others.

I Don't Have Any Ears, I Am Positive (Old Lunch), Friday, 21 September 2018 02:11 (two months ago) Permalink

what if you fall over and land on your butt and you’re on top of a cliff so you land on a big rock, square on your butt, and then your butt hurts

Gibing The Amethyst (sic), Friday, 21 September 2018 02:26 (two months ago) Permalink

because that hurts

Gibing The Amethyst (sic), Friday, 21 September 2018 02:27 (two months ago) Permalink

your butt

Gibing The Amethyst (sic), Friday, 21 September 2018 02:27 (two months ago) Permalink

Listen I knew there was going to be demand for more options and I don’t want to foreclose these alternate readings but these are the two that concern me tonight

faculty w1fe (silby), Friday, 21 September 2018 02:33 (two months ago) Permalink

I've never fallen over and landed on Jake Gyllenhaal's penis.

The Silky Veils of Alfred (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 21 September 2018 02:34 (two months ago) Permalink

u kno the thing about this is the end is always swamp ass

F# A# (∞), Friday, 21 September 2018 02:41 (two months ago) Permalink

BEING BUTT HURT: C/D

the late great, Friday, 21 September 2018 02:41 (two months ago) Permalink

dmac lost all credibility when he turned the lads thread into a cute broadway talk show called the view

he complains abt offtopic banter once and guess whos butts gonna hurt

F# A# (∞), Friday, 21 September 2018 02:43 (two months ago) Permalink

I’ve fallen over and hurt or bruised or somehow abraded my butt idk six or twenty times in my life, with injury lasting a few minutes to a few weeks

I’ve never had more than 1.8 seconds hurt from anything being in my butt

Gibing The Amethyst (sic), Friday, 21 September 2018 02:50 (two months ago) Permalink

U ain taken a shit at a 7-11 before?

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Friday, 21 September 2018 02:55 (two months ago) Permalink

A bee bit my bottom, and now my bottom’s big.

Gibing The Amethyst (sic), Friday, 21 September 2018 02:56 (two months ago) Permalink

I’m a fan of both

Engles in the Outfield (cryptosicko), Friday, 21 September 2018 02:56 (two months ago) Permalink

whats the skinny on anal beads

F# A# (∞), Friday, 21 September 2018 02:58 (two months ago) Permalink

cop

for i, sock in enumerate (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 21 September 2018 03:00 (two months ago) Permalink


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