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Infundibula (Wooden), Saturday, 16 October 2004 01:19 (fifteen years ago) link

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Infundibula (Wooden), Saturday, 16 October 2004 01:20 (fifteen years ago) link

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Infundibula (Wooden), Saturday, 16 October 2004 01:53 (fifteen years ago) link

HI I'M DRUNK
BUNNYBRAINS RULED IT.
SOME SHITTY BANDS PLAYING UNTIL ***TEH FALLL****

Helios Creed (orion), Saturday, 16 October 2004 02:53 (fifteen years ago) link

three years pass...

revive for saturdays. 3.37pm, already shit-housed.

caek, Saturday, 11 October 2008 14:37 (eleven years ago) link

A+

caek, Saturday, 11 October 2008 14:37 (eleven years ago) link

(do not worry about me, this is the first time I have been drunk in weeks)

caek, Saturday, 11 October 2008 14:38 (eleven years ago) link

two months pass...

CHRISTMAS IS...

getting 2 late-night phone recordings from CATSUPPP DUDE where he just babbles to whoever he's in the bar with cuz he didn't hear the machine go on.

Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 23 December 2008 14:38 (eleven years ago) link

seven months pass...

i do tehd drinky!

god, if i can god damn the whole god damn god (PappaWheelie V), Sunday, 2 August 2009 03:30 (ten years ago) link

from a long post I made last night on ILE (which was grammar and spell-checked mind you)

"Did I learn anything from watching Equilibrium? No."... "I wonder if I learned anything from the movie Equilibrium."... "So what, if anything, has the movie Equilibrium taught me tonight?"....

CaptainLorax, Sunday, 2 August 2009 17:27 (ten years ago) link

one year passes...

according to this article, i grew up in The Drunkest City In America. perversely proud, even if i never noticed all that much alcohol, what with the distraction of all the pot.

difficult listening hour, Saturday, 26 March 2011 06:36 (nine years ago) link

i'm also drunk now, for thread-appropriateness sake.

difficult listening hour, Saturday, 26 March 2011 06:38 (nine years ago) link

Roughly 5% of those in the U.S. admitted to heavy drinking, defined by the CDC as men having more than two drinks a day and women having more than one, and a full 15% binge drink, meaning that men have had five or more drinks at a time on one or more occasions and women have had four or more.

what a disaster to everyone i have ever ever known

broke my o_O face o_O (jjjusten), Saturday, 26 March 2011 06:57 (nine years ago) link

look i'm trying to cherish the single piece of notoriety my hometown has ever enjoyed except for that one time everclear almost played there

difficult listening hour, Saturday, 26 March 2011 06:58 (nine years ago) link

they prob cancelled because you people would have drank them

broke my o_O face o_O (jjjusten), Saturday, 26 March 2011 06:59 (nine years ago) link

probably on more than one occasion

difficult listening hour, Saturday, 26 March 2011 07:00 (nine years ago) link

they ended up playing on the other side of the island and for an entire day the town was eerily empty of high schoolers because they were all over there seeing everclear, even if they did not actually care about everclear

i would not be surprised at all if some of the girls had four or more drinks

also once "Tom MySpace" showed up and hosted some kind of warehouse party and all the girls disappeared to that too, which was frankly kind of creepy and unsettling

difficult listening hour, Saturday, 26 March 2011 07:05 (nine years ago) link

i myself contributed to our ranking by throwing up, once, on my mother's realtor's vietnamese exchange student's visitation papers, which thankfully were laminated

difficult listening hour, Saturday, 26 March 2011 07:10 (nine years ago) link

four months pass...

what the fuck yall

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 30 July 2011 06:01 (eight years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/PLIKA.gif

markers, Saturday, 30 July 2011 06:04 (eight years ago) link

i'm sober tho

markers, Saturday, 30 July 2011 06:04 (eight years ago) link

sad 4 u

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 30 July 2011 06:05 (eight years ago) link

went to a house show, just got home sweaty and tipped and smilin

good night

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 30 July 2011 06:05 (eight years ago) link

\(^o^)/

markers, Saturday, 30 July 2011 06:05 (eight years ago) link

fuck shows that end at 12 but whatever

it was damn fine

breakdowns and loud guitars and nobody frowned on me for my classy flask

plus i just ate a breadstick

fuck yeah

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 30 July 2011 06:09 (eight years ago) link

i'm pro all of that but especially the breadstick

markers, Saturday, 30 July 2011 06:10 (eight years ago) link

also phonetalked out some things with an old tx friend

that was good

but i do miss texas a lil bit

mainly the punk bars in austin and the wide wide spaces out west

call me city boy til i get to a flatland i can see 30 miles deep in

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 30 July 2011 06:11 (eight years ago) link

\(^o^)/

markers, Saturday, 30 July 2011 06:14 (eight years ago) link

also i tore my jeans!!! i love these jeans

i don't understand

how this happened

they fit

so good

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 30 July 2011 06:20 (eight years ago) link

sew them

markers, Saturday, 30 July 2011 06:23 (eight years ago) link

don't give up!!!

markers, Saturday, 30 July 2011 06:23 (eight years ago) link

unless they can be easily replaced, then maybe buy a new pair

markers, Saturday, 30 July 2011 06:25 (eight years ago) link

i mean they are size 7 girljeans i got at the thrift two years ago for you know

10 dollars or whatever

its no huge thing

its just like come on now

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 30 July 2011 06:26 (eight years ago) link

I mean

g++ (gbx), Saturday, 30 July 2011 06:28 (eight years ago) link

Feel u hoos

Gatsby was a success, in the end, wasn't he? (D-40), Saturday, 30 July 2011 07:04 (eight years ago) link

nine months pass...

I HAVE HAD ALL THE BEERS

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 4 May 2012 05:23 (eight years ago) link

REAL SHIT

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 4 May 2012 05:23 (eight years ago) link

i will prob hate myself in 6 hours or whatever when its workstime but I HAGE HAD THE BEERS

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 4 May 2012 05:23 (eight years ago) link

I feel like I just took a Mike Tyson uppercut to the brain

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 10 May 2012 04:35 (eight years ago) link

i will prob hate myself in 6 hours or whatever when its workstime but I HAGE HAD THE BEERS

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, May 4, 2012 5:23 AM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 06:31 (eight years ago) link

two weeks pass...

fyi

crüt, Thursday, 7 June 2012 07:19 (eight years ago) link

you know the summer always brought in
that wild and reckless breeze

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 7 June 2012 07:51 (eight years ago) link

three months pass...

hey

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 27 September 2012 05:32 (seven years ago) link

whoops some wine on the ol' t-shirtthere

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 27 September 2012 05:33 (seven years ago) link

eh

mookieproof, Thursday, 27 September 2012 06:01 (seven years ago) link

watching lifetime movie network

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 27 September 2012 06:11 (seven years ago) link

damn mookie that's ice cold

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 27 September 2012 06:11 (seven years ago) link

nah i was questioning whether i am drunk enough to warrant posting, sorry

mookieproof, Thursday, 27 September 2012 06:13 (seven years ago) link

that's a load off

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 27 September 2012 06:15 (seven years ago) link

four years pass...

For the premier of Pinocchio, Disney hired 11 little people to dress like puppets and wave to kids - They got drunk and ran around naked.

— Fact (@faccccct) May 30, 2017

mark s, Tuesday, 30 May 2017 09:16 (three years ago) link

'hey kids look i'm a real boy ahahahaha *barf*'

heck i've even been an 'oyster pirate' (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 30 May 2017 09:43 (three years ago) link

finally a worthwhile reason for all this "live action" remake shit to exist

The Remoans of the May (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 30 May 2017 11:51 (three years ago) link

two years pass...

We all want a love bizarrrr

nathom, Sunday, 12 January 2020 22:51 (five months ago) link

<3

change display name (Jordan), Monday, 13 January 2020 00:07 (five months ago) link

I'm drunk! I was actually a little afraid my tolerance had gotten too high!

Life is a banquet and my invitation was lost in the mail (j.lu), Saturday, 18 January 2020 01:34 (five months ago) link

Oh hi!

calstars, Saturday, 18 January 2020 02:05 (five months ago) link

Yeah, I've been drinking. Because the men I find attractive want NOTHING to do with me, and I have to do SOMETHING if I'm not to turn violent.

Life is a banquet and my invitation was lost in the mail (j.lu), Sunday, 26 January 2020 04:45 (five months ago) link

Oh yeah, I have the same issue but with women. Cheers

calstars, Sunday, 26 January 2020 05:21 (five months ago) link

Hai

... that's Traore! (Neanderthal), Sunday, 26 January 2020 05:27 (five months ago) link


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