What is the most noise Montréal bagel flavor from Fairmount Bagel?

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some of these bagels are v norm, some of these bagels are v noise
but which bagel is the most noise bagel?

Poll Results

OptionVotes
Bozo ("Three bagel twisted into one giant bagel make a Bozo. Sesame seeds on one side, poppy on the other.") 4
All dressed (everything) 4
Sesame seed 2
Mueslix (triticale, oat, millet, sesame seed, raisin) 2
Pumpernickel 1
Caraway seed 1
Plain 1
Poppy seed (unlike all other flavor bagels, they just dip it lightly so it has poppy seeds on like 1/3 of the bagel rin 1
Power Bagel (raisin, walnut, sunflower seed, sesame seed) 1
Blueberry 1
Onion 0
Cinnamon and raisin 0
Chocolate Chips 0
Multi-grain 0
Whole Wheat 0
Garlic 0
Flax Seed 0


Ina-Garten-Da-Vida (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 22 October 2015 13:12 (six years ago) link

Plain obv

twunty fifteen (imago), Thursday, 22 October 2015 13:16 (six years ago) link

I am still in awe that you even looked at options beyond sesame and poppyseed

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Thursday, 22 October 2015 13:18 (six years ago) link

Caraway seed is the fucking floppy-hat ska-rock of bagels blarrrrghdjfhhkjn

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Thursday, 22 October 2015 13:19 (six years ago) link

pumperknix most noize obvi

dead (Lamp), Thursday, 22 October 2015 14:58 (six years ago) link

So many good things, add them altogether FTW

calstars, Thursday, 22 October 2015 16:07 (six years ago) link

adjective "noise" is a+

calstars, Thursday, 22 October 2015 16:08 (six years ago) link

It's hard for me to decide whether bagel rockism should be considered or discarded. Either way I think chocolate chip and blueberry are the least noise flavors on this list.

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Thursday, 22 October 2015 16:30 (six years ago) link

I would similarly eliminate mueslix, power bagel, flax and multi-grain.

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Thursday, 22 October 2015 16:32 (six years ago) link

Power bagel goes well with power electronics but there is no way given the description that bozo is not most noise

a strawman stuffed with their collection of 12 cds (jjjusten), Thursday, 22 October 2015 16:37 (six years ago) link

xp idk dude in the framework of bagel flavors I'd say that muselix is p noise!

Ina-Garten-Da-Vida (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 22 October 2015 16:52 (six years ago) link

I bought the caraway seed bagel bcz the sign on the bin said CUMIN SEED bagel and I thought "wow that is so interesting" and I took one bite and it was so bad so I made my bf eat it

Ina-Garten-Da-Vida (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 22 October 2015 16:53 (six years ago) link

See now that is the most noise bagel move

a strawman stuffed with their collection of 12 cds (jjjusten), Thursday, 22 October 2015 16:59 (six years ago) link

I will listen to Merzbox in its entirety before I eat a fucking pickle caraway flavored bagel

Ina-Garten-Da-Vida (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 22 October 2015 17:05 (six years ago) link

Sesame seed bagels are on constant rotation and so always fresh and hot, not sure if that makes it noize, tho

EDB, Thursday, 22 October 2015 17:43 (six years ago) link

i voted pumpernickel
because it's just like plain but tonally grittier

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Thursday, 22 October 2015 17:58 (six years ago) link

I hate caraway seeds, but it sounds like they're basically going for a Jewish rye-flavored bagel with that?

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Thursday, 22 October 2015 19:48 (six years ago) link

I think a case can be made for Everything being the most noise, and I particularly like the use of the all dressed nomenclature.

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Thursday, 22 October 2015 19:49 (six years ago) link

OMG "ALL DRESSED" IS SO PRECIOUS AND CUTE!!! It's like a little boy who is ready to go to church or something!!

Ina-Garten-Da-Vida (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 22 October 2015 20:03 (six years ago) link

also much more accurate bcz the everything bagel does not really have everything on it, it only has a v small number of things, like 3 or 4

Ina-Garten-Da-Vida (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 22 October 2015 20:03 (six years ago) link

did you not try all-dressed potato chips, i think i urged you?

thought about sabotaging this by telling you St-Viateur makes the only noise bagels and Fairmount are for normies but I am going to go with poppyseed

μpright mammal (mh), Friday, 23 October 2015 03:02 (six years ago) link

what is the origin of the phrase "all dressed"? I thought it was some sort of mutated yiddishism but I can't find any info.

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Friday, 23 October 2015 03:20 (six years ago) link

you can get all dressed pizza too. and all dressed sandwiches.

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Friday, 23 October 2015 14:45 (six years ago) link

no, YOU can!

*chews on undressed sandwich*

μpright mammal (mh), Friday, 23 October 2015 15:50 (six years ago) link

xps you didn't urge me to try SHIT!!!!!!!

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Ina-Garten-Da-Vida (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 23 October 2015 22:12 (six years ago) link

finally a gif to encapsulate our dynamic

μpright mammal (mh), Saturday, 24 October 2015 00:58 (six years ago) link

hahahaaa

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Saturday, 24 October 2015 13:28 (six years ago) link

three sesame bagels, torn and swiped in non-mayo salmon spread, eaten consecutively

"all dressed" comes from "tout garni" which just means "with everything on it" and applies to pizza, sandwiches, whatever, and is a weird flavour of Canadian Ruffle that vaguely tastes like pepperoni

got a long list of ilxors (fgti), Sunday, 25 October 2015 01:54 (six years ago) link

tbh the only other place I've heard "dressed" (although not usually "all") is Louisiana so the french etymology sounds like it's a thing

μpright mammal (mh), Sunday, 25 October 2015 02:02 (six years ago) link

whyyyyyyyyy did i not try these chips whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Ina-Garten-Da-Vida (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 25 October 2015 17:17 (six years ago) link

Stevie, I've seen those All Dressed chips down here in Buttcrack, you should be able to find them in Philly.

Exit, pursued by Yogi Berra (WilliamC), Sunday, 25 October 2015 17:39 (six years ago) link

I looked at two places this weekend and did not see them :(

Ina-Garten-Da-Vida (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 26 October 2015 16:04 (six years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Wednesday, 28 October 2015 00:01 (six years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Thursday, 29 October 2015 00:01 (six years ago) link

Seems right

El Tomboto, Thursday, 29 October 2015 00:14 (six years ago) link

whyyyyyyyyy did i not try these chips whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

― Ina-Garten-Da-Vida (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 25 October 2015 17:17 (4 days ago) Permalink

had no idea other places didn't have them (i have an aunt who always buys dill pickle chips when she's in canada) or the general concept of "all dress" as francos say, but you're not missing out on much tbh

flopson, Thursday, 29 October 2015 15:32 (six years ago) link

all dressed legit sucks but i can see it being noize that stupid food blogger monstrosity however...

dead (Lamp), Thursday, 29 October 2015 16:41 (six years ago) link

Lamp do you mean the chips or the bagels bcz the everything bagel rly is the best bagel

Ina-Garten-Da-Vida (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 30 October 2015 00:22 (six years ago) link


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