zing

suzy would you care to etymologize your term 'wigga' for me

-- ++++++, Monday, April 10, 2006 2:56 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

back to zings---

Being a fast food employee isn't so bad, but living in your mom's basement means you can post on ILX all day. Keep saving for that caps lock key, Ethan!

-- Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Monday, April 10, 2006 3:27 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

he's not the one with his own board on ilx dude

-- s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, April 10, 2006 3:28 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPF_dOSP7ig

i just really like that production aesthetic at the moment and sean kingston just makes me yearn for the glory days of sean paul being the sole american source of ja. vibes

-- deej, Sunday, August 5, 2007 8:27 PM (18 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

er sole source of ja. vibes in america

-- deej, Sunday, August 5, 2007 8:34 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

i thought you were signing off your posts "vibes"

-- s1ocki, Sunday, August 5, 2007 8:39 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

more zing-bait from slocki:

I think it has something to do with intelligence, or lack thereof. An intelligent person would take no pleasure at all in hearing the same song more than say, roughly 6 times in a row.

-- Bimble, Monday, August 6, 2007 1:03 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

if you ever meet one, ask!

-- s1ocki, Monday, August 6, 2007 3:50 AM (16 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Sonny Rollins is gay?

-- Tuomas, Monday, August 6, 2007 8:33 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Link

Or are you talking about some other, inferior Rollins?

-- Tuomas, Monday, August 6, 2007 8:34 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Link

i'll take your playful pretending that you don't know who henry rollins is to mean that you've clamped down on his manmeat.

-- M@tt He1ges0n, Monday, August 6, 2007 3:53 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

gold

Too late...I've sent a friend request! Prepare to feel my grandiloquence!

-- Just got offed, Saturday, August 4, 2007 8:39 PM (3 days ago) Bookmark Link

Thank you, no.

-- Ned Raggett, Saturday, August 4, 2007 8:40 PM (3 days ago) Bookmark Link

COLD

Wow.

Oh come on, Ned threatened to kill LJ in cold blood with his bare hands before, that's nothing.

ahaha ned zings are in a class all their own

it's like getting slapped by kindly papa smurf

its almost heartbreaking when you put it that way

ahaha ned zings are in a class all their own

THE REASON YOU BLEEDIN IS YOU DISRESPECTED A DEMON

ned vs lj grandiloquence-off: nein danke.

i dunno, ned definitely seems to have some buried rage

:-)
the face of buried rage

Emoticon of buried rage.

"The Buried Rage" = "Uh Raget Be Dire"

"Uh Raget Be Dire"

To the tune of "Oh, Lady Be Good"

"Every time he stopped to reload his gun he would just keep saying "Heavens!" over and over again. It was horrifying", said one witness of the shooting spree.

"he wouldn't stop... winking..."

I should ignore that reviewer though. Every album review is devoted to deploring slackness and praising righteousness - he describes one Sizzla album as "too Babylon". I expect he lives in Connecticut.

-- Tim F, Wednesday, August 1, 2007 6:07 PM (6 days ago) Bookmark Link

Yeah, that's a great one.

nabisco's interjection has since spoilt a perfect thread, it should have been locked after mark s' second post

-- Just got offed, Wednesday, August 8, 2007 10:53 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

*third

-- Just got offed, Wednesday, August 8, 2007 10:53 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Self-deprecating calls for your very own insulting to be preserved in the glass case of a locked thread do not actually make you any more likeable than you were a moment ago

-- nabisco, Wednesday, August 8, 2007 10:57 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Ooh that's prime.

HAHA!

If Louis doesn't come here and defend himself, I think we have to accept that zing as gospel truth.

Too late, the phrase "glass case of a locked thread" is already brilliant.

folks can say whatever the hell they want about me. it's weird though how more or less any diss, whatever the veracity/potency/humour, winds up on this thread!

how do all these zings end up on the zing thread!

folks can say whatever the hell they want about me. it's weird though how more or less any diss, whatever the veracity/potency/humour, winds up on this thread!

-- scourage, Wednesday, 8 August 2007 22:19 (4 minutes ago) Link

how do all these zings end up on the zing thread!

-- Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 8 August 2007 22:20 (3 minutes ago) Link

innit?

Louis Jagger enjoys dressing like a lady.

Louis Jagger has a fresh supply of poppers at his disposal at all times.

Shall I go on?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v286/stevelens/Album2/MP004.jpg

http://www.boxrec.com/list_bouts.php?human_id=009140&cat=boxer

http://www.bedlib.org/boxcar-train-1-24.jpg

I keep trying to get my girlfriend to watch Robocop, but it's just not a big priority for her. How can I make her understand unless she's seen it? I can't DESCRIBE it, obviously. This must be some kinda universal nerd question.

-- kenan, Thursday, August 9, 2007 5:13 AM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Tell her than the dad from that 70's show is secretly psychopathic.

you have a girlfriend?

-- kingfish, Thursday, August 9, 2007 5:25 AM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

she's probably putting the lotion in the basket as we speak

jon have you seen the movie Spellbound? you look like that kid who had super ADD and was crazy.

-- killy (baby lenin pin), Thursday, October 26, 2006 11:33 AM (9 months ago) Bookmark Link

Wait what happened to the auto googleproofing that prevented us from typing L0u1s J@gger?

Oh.

Why does it stop me and not John Justen...?

That's a pretty funny zing coming from killy.

i have to go party now

-- max, Thursday, 9 August 2007 19:42 (2 days ago) Link

if by party you mean post this poll then i'm ok with it

-- the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 9 August 2007 19:43 (2 days ago) Link

no by party he means call his exgirlfriend.

-- jessie monster, Thursday, 9 August 2007 19:47 (2 days ago) Link

i don't even know max's situation, but it has the ring of universal truth.

more true than u will ever know u_u

(Italics are Bimble)

People who are not as intelligent as highly intelligent people are often highly hostile to the highly intelligent people because they see that the people are smart and it makes them feel inferior, so they want revenge.

After reading this sentence, I will only accept that you are highly intelligent if English is not your native tongue.

-- John Justen, Saturday, 11 August 2007 21:56 (21 minutes ago) Link