Morbius' apartment search

TWO'S COMPANY

morbs where u lookin?

preferably Prospect Hts, Windsor Terrace ... somewhere nr Prospect Park and a subway.

or, alternate answer, Craigslist. I haven't actually LOOKED at a place.

Belllllabs and Morbs would be like the weirdest roommate duo EVER

oh yeah -- NO ROOMMATES.

morbs OTM

Maybe NEIGHBORS

I'm for any neighbors who aren't running toddlers or screaming babies.

where will i move next?

Somewhere you'll stay for at least 4 years? That nomadic shit gets old fast.

yeah, i've moved every year since college ;_;

places i've lived:
greenpoint ~ 10 mos
koreatown ~ 5 mos
carroll gardens ~ 1 yr
red hook - 1 yr 4 mos
astoria ~ 9 mos
williamsburg - 11 mos

SAD

only solution is to BUY

private property is a prison, man.

i could maybe afford to buy a house in like, buffalo

funny, one of my former classmates was bragging about that

For a while the housing market was crazy enough down here so that renting cost almost as much as buying, so I took the plunge and bought my condo a couple of years ago. No regrets, no roommates, no crabs, no sleep.

does anyone know anything about king's county hopsital area? it's close to park and off the q, at least...

prospect heights, crown heights, or fort green i think would be ideal for me.affordable one-bedrooms, why so far-flung

bensonhurst. bay ridge. dyker hights. i'm sorry those are all lovely neighborhoods but i am just not ready for retirement community livin

i dont expect apt under $1100 in wburg but i think i can find something little in prospect heights right? am i delusional?

classic jw quote upon taking in the view from dave's roof: "why do i live in williamsburg?"

My view is better than his I think

But is your dick bigger?

we'll never know

Small favors.

i have no roof access but i am hung like a fucking stallion

metaphorically speaking

I was hoping one of you had found me a new apt.

http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g163/ajbucket/dad.gif

i have no roof access but i am hung like a fucking stallion

similarly i live in an unheated basement but have a spiral staircase in my trousers.

places i've lived:
middle of woods, NH ~ 5.5 mos
aspen ~ 5 mos
scarsdale ~ 4 mos
aspen ~ 7 mos
chicago ~ 9 mos
bozeman ~ 15 mos
chicago ~ ???

:-/

RW you are only 45 months old?

y i am very smart

Conversely, my place's second bedroom has only been empty for a month now and I'm sort of desperate to get someone else in there. Luckily I think I have someone lined up for January.

i would pay morbs' rent with you just to read the stories

wait, you're eric h. i somehow read that as tombot

They are very different guys -- Tombot answers emails promptly.

My all time record that didn't involve simply not answering is probably about three months. I think I've had living arrangements that have lasted longer.

cancelled this morning's apartment appointment when I saw yesterday wot a shitty block it was on (St Marks next to Franklin Ave shuttle)

ive only heard about rooms in places, sorry doc

but i do know of 2 open rooms in green point. both reasonable (like 700)but in shares

HEEEEEY, Morbs. I can't picture it exactly but I don't think I'd call anything around there "shitty". Fuck, I wish I could afford to move back. How much is the apt again?

Franklin shuttle area aint that bad

a thousand. It's opposite some kind of therapy center, lotsa barbed wire -- no thx. Maybe if I was 26.

whoa google maps street view is kind of racist

how so?

I'm seeing rent-stabilized studio on Ocean Pkwy (nr Ditmas) tnite. I have feeling I'm going to be offered it if I like it -- of course, apt that's $225 a month LESS in Midwood is taking forever to get their paperwork together. So if I say no, I'll be taking Door #2, Monty.

Oh, actually, that might be across from the methadone clinic, and if so that might actually be the worst place in that part of Crown Heights to be. I take it all back.

skrit, googlemaps streetview loves them some mac-user demographic, huh? Turns out there's like nothing photo'ed east of Flatbush.

lol shocking

lol
greenpoint and teh burg aren't on it either fwiw

might be across from the methadone clinic

bingo!