how many clementines have you eaten so far today?

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no u stfu, orangeass

chaki, Monday, 14 January 2008 23:32 (eighteen years ago)

omg, do NOT google image search for "orange ass"

jaxon, Monday, 14 January 2008 23:36 (eighteen years ago)

lolololol jaxon

J0rdan S., Monday, 14 January 2008 23:44 (eighteen years ago)

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chaki, Monday, 14 January 2008 23:59 (eighteen years ago)

i put 3 in my bag this morning but they all look like the have teh pox. kind of like someone dotted them with sharpie all over the outside. maybe the inside will still be ok?

bell_labs, Wednesday, 16 January 2008 15:34 (eighteen years ago)

and they have satsumas at dean&deluca but they are $1.50 EACH. fuck that noise. i have never had a satsuma though.

bell_labs, Wednesday, 16 January 2008 15:35 (eighteen years ago)

i just ate 2 california cuties.

satsumas are tangerines, basically.

lauren, Wednesday, 16 January 2008 15:59 (eighteen years ago)

I need a neti pot ow ow ow

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 16 January 2008 17:37 (eighteen years ago)

i think i slept walked and slept ate a clementine last night. i woke up with peels in my bed!!

bell_labs, Tuesday, 29 January 2008 16:36 (eighteen years ago)

eight months pass...

satsumas are tangerines, basically.

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caek, Sunday, 19 October 2008 18:09 (seventeen years ago)

I have my first bag of the European season. I am going to give myself runny times if I keep eating them at this rate.

caek, Sunday, 19 October 2008 18:09 (seventeen years ago)

0

the valves of houston (gbx), Sunday, 19 October 2008 18:21 (seventeen years ago)

3 and it's still early

caek, Sunday, 19 October 2008 18:25 (seventeen years ago)

i want them! too costly though

harbl, Sunday, 19 October 2008 18:29 (seventeen years ago)

small citrus availability = deal breaker

caek, Sunday, 19 October 2008 18:30 (seventeen years ago)

i don't even think my shitty ohio grocery store has them :(

harbl, Sunday, 19 October 2008 18:34 (seventeen years ago)

should have mentioned this on Liveblogging caek's job applications — "Wisconsin? i hear that's a real party state."

caek, Sunday, 19 October 2008 18:35 (seventeen years ago)

oh

harbl, Sunday, 19 October 2008 18:40 (seventeen years ago)

i didn't know gambier, ohio existed until now. that is not "near columbus." they probably do not have clementines there.

harbl, Sunday, 19 October 2008 18:42 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.kenyon.edu/ is a good school, but no small citrus is a recipe for lonely midwestern days

caek, Sunday, 19 October 2008 18:45 (seventeen years ago)

yeah i know 1 or 2 people who went there. columbus has clementines somewhere, i just don't look very hard. not gambier though. they probably don't even have tacos.

harbl, Sunday, 19 October 2008 18:51 (seventeen years ago)

one month passes...

2 so far

Mr. Que, Saturday, 29 November 2008 20:55 (seventeen years ago)

two months pass...

2

dmr, Thursday, 29 January 2009 19:27 (seventeen years ago)

per day

dmr, Thursday, 29 January 2009 19:27 (seventeen years ago)

for the past few days

dmr, Thursday, 29 January 2009 19:27 (seventeen years ago)

1 this morning

Human kind cannot bear very much (Michael White), Thursday, 29 January 2009 19:27 (seventeen years ago)

i'm having trouble finding great clementines this year, those big boxes are so hit or miss. waiting patiently for pixie tangerines to come in season.

velko, Thursday, 29 January 2009 19:40 (seventeen years ago)

2 today. 1 last night.

ian, Thursday, 29 January 2009 21:36 (seventeen years ago)

1 a day.

after a couple middling boxes the one I just bought is sweeet. last of the season?

m coleman, Thursday, 29 January 2009 23:24 (seventeen years ago)

The single clementine I had from the whole bag of 'mostly seedless' clementines had about 30 seeds in. I think it was the queen clementine, laying eggs to further the race.

talk me down off the (ledge), Thursday, 29 January 2009 23:26 (seventeen years ago)

do you feel like you took its power

with the eating

dmr, Friday, 30 January 2009 05:47 (seventeen years ago)

I felt like Sigourney Weaver in a giant mechanical exo-suit.

It was the most empowering clementine experience of my life.

talk me down off the (ledge), Friday, 30 January 2009 19:47 (seventeen years ago)

3

eman, Saturday, 31 January 2009 17:14 (seventeen years ago)

last time i had one i was disappointed so i quit

Schwwww (harbl), Saturday, 31 January 2009 19:05 (seventeen years ago)

ridiculous awesome fruit that harbl dislikes

ice cr?m, Saturday, 31 January 2009 19:05 (seventeen years ago)

it was dry and had a lot of seeds. what a ripoff!

Schwwww (harbl), Saturday, 31 January 2009 19:07 (seventeen years ago)

seedlessness is key

dmr, Sunday, 1 February 2009 04:14 (seventeen years ago)

5

eman, Sunday, 1 February 2009 04:16 (seventeen years ago)

i'm averaging about three a day since thanksgiving

moonship journey to baja, Sunday, 1 February 2009 04:18 (seventeen years ago)

actually scratch average, i have one at breakfast, one at lunch and one after dinner

moonship journey to baja, Sunday, 1 February 2009 04:18 (seventeen years ago)

2 so far, found a good box today, probably eat at least one more before bed

velko, Sunday, 1 February 2009 04:26 (seventeen years ago)

4

angry pro-microwave vegetarian (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 1 February 2009 05:33 (seventeen years ago)

last time i had a clementine was when ice craem was pushing them @ a bar.

but r u seriosu (tehresa), Sunday, 1 February 2009 05:36 (seventeen years ago)

fresh direct was out on my last order i havent had any in a while :(

ice cr?m, Sunday, 1 February 2009 13:11 (seventeen years ago)

five months pass...

this peach is juicer than a mother fucker

caek, Monday, 20 July 2009 02:33 (sixteen years ago)

i got a bucket of em today :))))))))))))

blobfish russian (harbl), Monday, 20 July 2009 02:59 (sixteen years ago)

four months pass...

about to eat two

jazzgasms (Mr. Que), Thursday, 3 December 2009 02:36 (sixteen years ago)

2!

Lamp, Thursday, 3 December 2009 04:17 (sixteen years ago)

thats two factorial fyi

Lamp, Thursday, 3 December 2009 04:17 (sixteen years ago)

almost bought some the other day - they lookd nast tho

ice cr?m, Thursday, 3 December 2009 04:18 (sixteen years ago)


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