i was told that on gchat today!
― bell_labs, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 02:46 (sixteen years ago) link
i dont think thats true
― max, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 02:47 (sixteen years ago) link
stuck tampons
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 02:47 (sixteen years ago) link
tell me more
I think it is true a bit
i am not even sure what it is supposed to mean.
― hstencil, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 02:52 (sixteen years ago) link
HIT THE WOMB
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 03:09 (sixteen years ago) link
please don't hit the womb :o
― bell_labs, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 03:15 (sixteen years ago) link
I'n holding back here
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 03:27 (sixteen years ago) link
err on this thread
Did you get a tampon stuck in you JW? :(
― Abbott, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 03:29 (sixteen years ago) link
http://gawker.com/news/williamsburg/williamsburg-tampon-finally-unstuck-247401.php
^ joel's friend, v short
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 03:30 (sixteen years ago) link
i guess they had to take the photo down.
― hstencil, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 03:50 (sixteen years ago) link
also i'd think being, um, "short" would mean being less likely to get stuck? i dunno, whatevers.
― hstencil, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 03:52 (sixteen years ago) link
the photo is in wboard
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 03:54 (sixteen years ago) link
caverns of mars
― bell_labs, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 03:55 (sixteen years ago) link
http://2600connection.atari.org/conquest.jpg
― bell_labs, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 03:58 (sixteen years ago) link
http://webs.lander.edu/rsfox/rsfoximages3/onychop19_x480_x_360x.gif
― ian, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 04:05 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.actiontao.com/news/news.jpg
― ian, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 04:06 (sixteen years ago) link
http://data1.blog.de/blog/k/kikita/img/men-women.jpg
― ian, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 04:07 (sixteen years ago) link
http://io.uwinnipeg.ca/%7Esimmons/images/lb6fig7b.gif
― ian, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 04:10 (sixteen years ago) link
^^^i'd hit it
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 04:12 (sixteen years ago) link
like throwin a hotdog down a hallway
― bell_labs, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 04:12 (sixteen years ago) link
from now on my go to GIS for weird shit is gonna be "short vagina"
― ian, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 04:16 (sixteen years ago) link
Is She a Good Fit?
If a woman has a small mouth and short fingers she will have a small, short Vagina. A good fit for a short penis and not recommended for a large penis.
If she has big, thick lips, her Vagina is will be wide and thick.
If she has deep set eyes, her Vagina will be deep.
A woman with 'skinny' eyelids, will have a deep Vagina.
A woman with thick fleshy eyelids will have a short Vagina.
A Woman with bulging eyes, will have a very short Vagina. A woman with such a short Vagina is wise to avoid a man with a large penis as during intercourse his penis will penetrate the Cervix which can be quite harmful.
A woman who is nearsighted will have a deep Vagina. The more near sighted she is the deeper the Vagina.
A woman with big watery eyes, will have a big watery Vagina. Again, the bigger the eyes, the bigger the Vagina. This woman will find a man with a shorter penis unsatisfying.
A woman with a wide mouth and thin lips will have a narrow and deep Vagina.
Puckered, protruding lips or protruding bone structure indicate an elastic Vagina. It could be big or small, but it will be very wet, warm, and soft. It also vibrates and trembles and is often referred to as a 'talking Vagina.'
A woman who is tough and emotionless will have a hard, dry Vagina.
A woman with narrow cheeks and jaws, will have a small, crooked Vagina. If it is only slightly curved this is not a problem. However, if the curve is significant, she will need a long narrow penis.
If a woman has a narrow forhead and flat nose, she will have a short, wide vagina.
If she has protruding cheek bones, she will have a very deep Vagina and a strong sexual desire. This is not considered all that desireable as her desire potentially will consume or devour her partner.
If a woman has a dimple, she has a very short Vagina.
― ian, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 04:17 (sixteen years ago) link
'talking Vagina.'
― sleep, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 04:21 (sixteen years ago) link
during intercourse his penis will penetrate the Cervix which is physically impossible.
― Abbott, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 04:24 (sixteen years ago) link
you say that with great cervixtude
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 04:24 (sixteen years ago) link
yeah, abbot, sorry they made that one mistake. everything else is 100% OTM tho don't worry.
― ian, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 04:27 (sixteen years ago) link
big watery Vagina
― sleep, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 04:34 (sixteen years ago) link
^^ favorite
― ian, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 04:35 (sixteen years ago) link
a woman with slanty eyes will have a sideways vagina
― bell_labs, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 04:36 (sixteen years ago) link
a woman at the beach will have a sandy vagina
― hstencil, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 04:38 (sixteen years ago) link
confucius say....
― ian, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 04:39 (sixteen years ago) link
a woman with 100 legs will have centipedes in her vagina
― bell_labs, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 04:39 (sixteen years ago) link
I just got invited to a CAMPFIRE by a giantess
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 20:22 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.seinfeld-fan.net/pictures/george/george_costanza032.jpg
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Friday, 7 December 2007 08:02 (sixteen years ago) link
michelle wie is 15 years old
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Friday, 11 April 2008 20:10 (sixteen years ago) link
after his appetite for 'heels' was sated he closed the multiple still-open picture windows, and i allowed myself another relieved sigh, ah, finally, thank god. but of course, he wasnt done yet, and almost proudly reopened the search window to type in another full web address. the actual text of it was jumbled and i couldnt make out what it could possibly be, but i hoped and feared the worst, hoping it would be horrible enough to get him expelled forever, fearing i might vomit if i saw another 'u can come stay at my place :-)'. the site he loaded, this time, was 'giantess videos', cheap-looking movies of tiny, ugly men, obviously acting against a bluescreen, and giant, giant women. the men looked up at the women from their huge countertop, they stood on their clothed breasts, they kissed their humungous lips, and, astonishingly, none of it was pornographic. he watched mpg after mpg of this stuff, now entirely unable to contain his sick glee, whether from getting away with this in the public library or just simply just having such an unbelievable perversion to begin with. i wanted to stand up, to shout to everyone else in the room, to do something. at this point i should say, im as liberal as youll probably find when it comes to fetishes, but my puritanical impulses had already been inflamed earlier, and now he was insulting my 'normal' sexuality in the most flagrant way thinkable. okay, yeah, enticing a minor into his dark bedroom is 'wrong', but even the historical puritans did that. this, however, this was full-on, no quotes, inarguable WRONG. just as i watched this parade of horror continue, his giggly squirms in the square wooden seat, his motivated click at each bizarre link, the library intercom announced they were closing, come check out books now, leave the computer labs, etc etc, and this man, this, this PREDATOR, followed the order dutifully. while all the other patrons continued nervously scrolling their stock market listings or bet.com music profiles, he stood up, a bit wobbly, from lust i presume, and practically dashed out of the room (or, at least the best a fat 50-something man who is desperately concealing an erection can 'dash'). i sat at my computer, silent, stunned that this world can even still contain sexual kinks yet unseen. so yeah, i think friendster is a little creepy.
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― iiiijjjj, Friday, 11 April 2008 23:47 (sixteen years ago) link
epic
― roxymuzak, Saturday, 12 April 2008 19:24 (sixteen years ago) link
http://i26.tinypic.com/732dlx.jpg
― tehresa, Monday, 14 April 2008 04:09 (sixteen years ago) link
http://i27.tinypic.com/qxq8w9.jpg
― tehresa, Monday, 14 April 2008 04:10 (sixteen years ago) link
oh my
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 14 April 2008 04:20 (sixteen years ago) link
I've heard that tall females get more thrill in sex with a shorter male ! is it true ? and why ?
Tall WOMEN need reply... do taller women (6'+) need 'longer' men to apprieciate the joy of sex? just curious
― Ol Bertie Dastard, Monday, 14 April 2008 04:23 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.maxcatsrealm.com/main/big_trouble.jpg
― sexyDancer, Monday, 9 June 2008 16:47 (sixteen years ago) link
It also vibrates and trembles and is often referred to as a 'talking Vagina.'
― nickalicious, Tuesday, 10 June 2008 19:48 (sixteen years ago) link
http://next-thing.net/wp-content/vkoreepark_12.jpg
― Lingbert, Wednesday, 2 July 2008 02:58 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/08/22/opinion/22cohen.html?ref=opinion
― El Tomboto, Friday, 22 August 2008 15:50 (sixteen years ago) link
:''''''''(
― harbl, Friday, 22 August 2008 15:59 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.hillarythemovie.com/WEB_Final-Image_HCWS_KL.gif
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 25 August 2008 00:04 (sixteen years ago) link