^^^see i was digging for that earlier
― deej, Thursday, 19 July 2007 21:07 (sixteen years ago) link
:-)
― get bent, Thursday, 19 July 2007 21:30 (sixteen years ago) link
cio Harry Potter anything srsly, fuck off, doesn't he just die from a buttfucking already?
-- Trayce, Friday, July 20, 2007 9:31 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link
seriously. i dont want to hear anyone giving me shit for reading sweet valley high ever again.
-- sunny successor, Friday, July 20, 2007 9:32 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link
:(
-- Curt1s Stephens, Friday, July 20, 2007 9:43 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link
cio my ex txting me having happyfun drunktime at goth club I didnt go to because I am lazy antisocial prick and now I am alone and sad and he's telling me how much fun he is having :(
-- Trayce, Friday, July 20, 2007 10:33 AM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
well this is certainly better than hearing about harry potter.
-- jessie monster, Friday, July 20, 2007 10:33 AM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
― rrrobyn, Friday, 20 July 2007 14:45 (sixteen years ago) link
sorry trayce but y'know zing's a zing
― rrrobyn, Friday, 20 July 2007 14:46 (sixteen years ago) link
lol =)
― Trayce, Friday, 20 July 2007 14:48 (sixteen years ago) link
yeah I only did it because it was right there. :D
― jessie monster, Friday, 20 July 2007 15:03 (sixteen years ago) link
Is that her real website?
-- Tuomas, Thursday, June 14, 2007 1:54 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link
We don't all have fakes running around on internet, Tuomas.
-- nathalie, Thursday, June 14, 2007 2:33 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link
― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Sunday, 22 July 2007 23:28 (sixteen years ago) link
i saw cilantro open for sebadoh back in '95 at tramps with love child and the dambuilders, they smoked me out, great set.
-- Mr. Que, Monday, July 23, 2007 3:27 PM (Monday, July 23, 2007 3:27 PM) Bookmark Link
― tehresa, Monday, 23 July 2007 23:37 (sixteen years ago) link
^^^great fake line-up there^^^
― Steve Shasta, Monday, 23 July 2007 23:45 (sixteen years ago) link
maybe that was better for a lols thread than a zing thread
― tehresa, Monday, 23 July 2007 23:46 (sixteen years ago) link
knob creek is fucking dreck compared to makers. knob creek on the rocks is like poop in a glass. seriously cardboardy aftertaste that many people have complained about before.. woodford reserve however is on par with the great taste of makers. chaki is truth.
-- chaki, Tuesday, July 24, 2007 10:07 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link
this isn't ask chaki
-- river wolf, Tuesday, July 24, 2007 10:08 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link
totally different board
-- river wolf, Tuesday, July 24, 2007 10:09 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link
did you really need two posts to be unfunny?
-- chaki, Tuesday, July 24, 2007 10:14 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link
three
-- river wolf, Tuesday, July 24, 2007 10:15 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link
― stevie, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 22:59 (sixteen years ago) link
Ned, this is called schadenfreude rearing its beautiful head on a guy whose line of bullshit ran out long ago.
-- Dandy Don Weiner, Wednesday, July 25, 2007 9:54 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Link
So is your post called "Dandy Don Weiner humping the air"?
-- David R., Wednesday, July 25, 2007 9:57 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Link
― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 25 July 2007 18:48 (sixteen years ago) link
-- Dandy Don Weiner, Wednesday, 25 July 2007 14:54 (3 hours ago) Link
-- David R., Wednesday, 25 July 2007 14:57 (3 hours ago) Link
x-post lol
― strgn, Wednesday, 25 July 2007 18:49 (sixteen years ago) link
a real winner that one
such a foppish dandy he is!
― sanskrit, Wednesday, 25 July 2007 19:36 (sixteen years ago) link
considering they're hiding the monster, I kind of think even if someone did figure it out, they'd immediately change what the monster is.
something's probably going to go down at Comic Con on Thursday.
-- jessie monster, Wednesday, July 25, 2007 5:50 PM (19 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
wait, you think that a movie in the middle of production would just up and change a huge part of the movie the moment that someone on the internet figured out what it was going to be? or that they'd even be able to do such a thing? for someone named jessie monster you don't know shit about monsters.
-- Alex in Baltimore, Wednesday, July 25, 2007 6:13 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link
― and what, Wednesday, 25 July 2007 19:48 (sixteen years ago) link
i was on my way to post that one haha
― s1ocki, Wednesday, 25 July 2007 19:50 (sixteen years ago) link
"English Literature: How do they do that?" by L0u1s J4gg3r.
-- John Justen, Wednesday, July 25, 2007 5:10 PM (45 seconds ago) Bookmark Link
― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 25 July 2007 22:11 (sixteen years ago) link
Bikinis are pretty much overplayed, yah?
-- Surmounter, Tuesday, July 24, 2007 10:58 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Link
....edit
this thread is going to be 100% dudes posting because all the girls who would normally discuss this subject are over on the noize bored talking about how they don't like surmounter
-- El Tomboto, Tuesday, July 24, 2007 11:36 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Link
― estela, Thursday, 26 July 2007 00:38 (sixteen years ago) link
Mitch was great at a lot of those. What's he up to these days?
-- Ned Raggett, Thursday, July 26, 2007 5:08 PM (23 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
fighting apartheid.
-- strongohulkington, Thursday, July 26, 2007 5:10 PM (21 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
― and what, Thursday, 26 July 2007 17:32 (sixteen years ago) link
Louis I'm not trying to crow too much, and I don't even think the show is particularly great, but you have to admit it's a little hard to put much stock in the dismissive criticism of someone who just had a sitcom go over his head.
-- nabisco, Wednesday, July 25, 2007 7:43 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link
― stevie, Thursday, 26 July 2007 17:46 (sixteen years ago) link
This thread is so boring!
-- kenan, Friday, 27 July 2007 12:23 (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
What are you looking for in your Freemasonry threads, kenan?
-- BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 27 July 2007 12:24 (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
― Trayce, Friday, 27 July 2007 02:30 (sixteen years ago) link
a HOOS zing stings twice as much
― sanskrit, Friday, 27 July 2007 11:35 (sixteen years ago) link
so wait... i'm still unsure of where you stand on this issue. do you or do you not think lazy white hipsters are white supremacists?????
-- am0n, Friday, July 27, 2007 3:58 PM (22 seconds ago) Bookmark Link
― and what, Friday, 27 July 2007 16:00 (sixteen years ago) link
Alfred WTF. I love Fishscale, but are you really going to claim it's better than Supreme Clientele AND Ironman AND The Pretty Toney Album?
Yes.
-- Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Friday, 27 July 2007 16:27 (50 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
maybe you should rescreen those before you say that
-- and what, Friday, 27 July 2007 16:31 (47 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
― Noodle Vague, Friday, 27 July 2007 17:19 (sixteen years ago) link
Nice.
― jaymc, Friday, 27 July 2007 17:26 (sixteen years ago) link
am0n i dont care but if you're going to post someone talking shit you usually post it on a thread about the person they're talking shit about.
-- deej, Thursday, April 12, 2007 6:32 PM (3 months ago) Bookmark Link
is aaron lacrate not involved w/ hollertronix? i dunno, i dont follow this crap. maybe superfan deej will enlighten me
-- am0n, Thursday, April 12, 2007 6:37 PM (3 months ago) Bookmark Link
― and what, Friday, 27 July 2007 18:47 (sixteen years ago) link
Ned for the zing!
So, do you guys think this going to be the worst thread ever, or just in the top five?
-- John Justen, Monday, July 30, 2007 10:56 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link
Already in top 5
-- Herman G. Neuname, Monday, July 30, 2007 10:58 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link
Depends whether 5teve G0ldberg posts on it or not.
-- Ned Raggett, Monday, July 30, 2007 10:59 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link
― scott seward, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 01:07 (sixteen years ago) link
Yeah, it doesn't get much better than that.
― John Justen, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 01:08 (sixteen years ago) link
http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b361/tapestore/Dennis_The_Menace.gif
― Tape Store, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 03:44 (sixteen years ago) link
Surmounter, I will not allow you to talk to me in Princespeak.
-- Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Tuesday, July 31, 2007 1:27 PM (22 seconds ago) Bookmark Link
― jaymc, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 18:28 (sixteen years ago) link
uh insufferable snobs making labored zings
zzz
― elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 18:34 (sixteen years ago) link
I LOL'd at Ethan's "rescreen" zing, but I don't have a problem with Alfred, who joined me for a lovely afternoon of drinking the other day.
― jaymc, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 18:39 (sixteen years ago) link
i don't really have a problem with him either, except the supercilious attitude he drops for no reason
― elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 18:41 (sixteen years ago) link
whether or not he's lovely has little to do with the fact that that isn't really much of a zing, dude.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 31 July 2007 18:41 (sixteen years ago) link
You're right. I just liked that Surmounter was called out for his shorthand. Never mind.
― jaymc, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 18:43 (sixteen years ago) link
u were just looking to be put in this thread, but i'll give it to you:
I am also having douchebaggy troubles with getting my stolen album to play. Won't import into iTunes, Windows Media Player won't have it, can't even import it into Audacity.
Any suggestions, anyone?
-- BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, July 31, 2007 10:26 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
yes. stop calling yourself 'BIG HOOS'.
-- ^@^, Tuesday, July 31, 2007 10:33 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
― jaxon, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 22:43 (sixteen years ago) link
itunes + vista = suckfest
seriously. it took a half hour just to get the files onto my ipod. can't wait to get back home to my desktop.
-- funny farm, Monday, July 30, 2007 10:21 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link
dear god, is there anything i can do for you? that free album download sounds harrowing.
-- Alex in Baltimore, Tuesday, July 31, 2007 1:20 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link
― and what, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 19:34 (sixteen years ago) link
BIG CAMUS
-- am0n, Monday, July 23, 2007 1:17 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Link
aka the existeentialist
-- max, Monday, July 23, 2007 3:00 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Link
― and what, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 20:15 (sixteen years ago) link
ok that's not a zing, dude
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 1 August 2007 20:21 (sixteen years ago) link
IT IS IF YOU'RE CAMUS, YO.
― John Justen, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 20:24 (sixteen years ago) link
tom what the fuck are you talking about
-- the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, August 1, 2007 7:29 PM (56 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
― chaki, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 20:25 (sixteen years ago) link
our school has a table tennis club. Knights of the something table. I might join, even though 75% of the kids will be douches.
-- Tape Store, Friday, August 3, 2007
you'll fit right in then
-- am0n, Friday, August 3, 2007
― strongohulkington, Friday, 3 August 2007 17:54 (sixteen years ago) link
dude, most girls between 16-24 own a copy
haha guess I'll have to verify this with my "agents in the field"
-- Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, August 3, 2007 5:55 PM (52 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
that is the creepiest thing i've read on ilx today
-- ghost rider, Friday, August 3, 2007 5:56 PM (51 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
and i read kenan's posts on the high heels thread
― and what, Friday, 3 August 2007 18:50 (sixteen years ago) link
I know many a straight guy willing to throw down on the comedy subject of how massive his dick is.
apologies in advance, but is this a "black thing"?
-- kenan, Saturday, August 4, 2007 2:17 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
Good job, Kenan.
-- Ned Raggett, Saturday, August 4, 2007 2:22 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
You are a beacon.
― and what, Saturday, 4 August 2007 14:47 (sixteen years ago) link
HOOS i knew we were fam
-- Wrinklepaws, Saturday, August 4, 2007 5:33 PM (33 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
u_u
-- BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, August 4, 2007 5:35 PM (30 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
― deej, Sunday, 5 August 2007 01:21 (sixteen years ago) link
Oldie but good:
I love how the photo is EVERYTHING bad about America all in one place: icky summer clothes, fat ankles, mirrored pseudo-Vuarnet shades, people wearing flag shit, spelling errors and misplaced patriotism. All worn by what appears to be an off-duty Embers management trainee.
-- suzy (suzy), Monday, 10 April 2006 23:39 (1 year ago) Bookmark Link i dunno it was missing america's smug expatriate self-hatred of its own working class until now
-- +++++, Monday, 10 April 2006 23:43 (1 year ago) Bookmark Link
― Trayce, Sunday, 5 August 2007 04:14 (sixteen years ago) link
It is odd but unsurprising that no one but me said anything to her about the "wigga" nonsense.
― HI DERE, Sunday, 5 August 2007 10:53 (sixteen years ago) link
suzy would you care to etymologize your term 'wigga' for me
-- ++++++, Monday, April 10, 2006 2:56 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link
― and what, Sunday, 5 August 2007 15:30 (sixteen years ago) link
back to zings---
Being a fast food employee isn't so bad, but living in your mom's basement means you can post on ILX all day. Keep saving for that caps lock key, Ethan!
-- Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Monday, April 10, 2006 3:27 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link
he's not the one with his own board on ilx dude
-- s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, April 10, 2006 3:28 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link
― and what, Sunday, 5 August 2007 15:32 (sixteen years ago) link