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One of the most consistent subjects of Gallagher's abuse is Phil Collins. Such insults include "People fucking hate cunts like Phil Collins, and if they don't — they fucking should" and "Why did he sell so many records in the '80s? I mean, fucking hell",[51] as well as "Phil Collins sells a lot of records but he makes shit albums."[52] Gallagher also claimed that Collins said he'd leave Britain for Switzerland if the Labour Party won the 1997 general election, and commented in the Daily Mirror, prior to the 2005 general election, "Vote Labour. If you don't and the Tories get in, Phil is threatening to come back from Switzerland and live here — and none of us want that." He also referred to Collins as "the anti-Christ".[53] Collins struck back in 2005, stating that he had moved to Switzerland not for political reasons, but to be with his third wife Orianne, and was not a Conservative voter. He successfully convinced Paul Merton that the Gallagher brothers deserved to be put into Room 101, explaining: "They're rude and not as talented as they think they are. I won't mince words here, but they've had a go at me personally."[54] Discussing this Wikipedia entry, Noel told MTV's Gonzo in 2007, "Phil Collins knows he can't say anything about me because I'm the fucking bollocks and that's the thing that does his head in, and the fact that he's bald."[55]

― JW, Monday, 16 April 2007 03:12 (nineteen years ago)

http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/5808/ilxwikiiu4.png

― That one guy that quit, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:40 (nineteen years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Ned_Raggett&curid=8364209&diff=123331847&oldid=114319109

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:52 (nineteen years ago)

Jon u r fast

― Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:53 (nineteen years ago)

from ILM wiki page: "celebrated gourmand Matthew 'Fluxblog' Perpetua" haha

― elmo argonaut, Monday, 16 April 2007 19:58 (nineteen years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Blog_house&diff=next&oldid=123290304

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Monday, 16 April 2007 20:14 (nineteen years ago)

The song doesn't directly involve King Kong, the fictional giant ape.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/King_Kong_%28song%29

― and what, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 13:35 (nineteen years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User%3AMuchness&diff=111366272&oldid=111356691

― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 14:04 (nineteen years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Flatworm&diff=124157529&oldid=124109203

― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 19 April 2007 19:17 (nineteen years ago)

Y'all are writing one of my finals for me.

― BLASTOCYST, Thursday, 19 April 2007 23:10 (nineteen years ago)

Fluxblog is an MP3 blog created and updated by Matthew Perpetua. Perpetua was born in 1980 and began to eat chicken nuggets at the end of that year.

― and what, Friday, 20 April 2007 19:21 (nineteen years ago)

HAHA

― cutty, Friday, 20 April 2007 19:23 (nineteen years ago)

Fluxblog is an MP3 blog created and updated by Matthew Perpetua. Perpetua was born in 1980 and began to eat chicken nuggets at the end of that year. The blog opens with Matthew Perpetua in the Hundred Acre Wood going through his morning exercise routine. He discovers that his jar of honey is nearly empty and starts wondering where he can get honey as he eats what's left in the pot. He sees a bee fly by and decides to try to get honey from the bee's hive in the nearby honey tree. He first tries climbing the tree but that doesn’t work when the branch he’s standing on breaks, tumbling him to the ground. He then borrows a blue balloon from Christopher Robin, disguises himself as a little black rain cloud by covering himself with mud, and then uses the balloon to float up next to the hive. A lone bee guard flies out to meet him and is very wary of the little black rain cloud. Perpetua sticks his hand into the hive and pulls out a giant handful of honey. Perpetua then eats the honey, unaware that there are bees left in it. The startled bees start flying around in his mouth forcing him to spit them out.

Perpetua is soon surrounded by angry bees from the hive and his disguise is wearing off. The bee leader sees the little black rain cloud is a bear. Angry, the bee flies at Perpetua and collides with the bear's backside. The sudden hit causes Perpetua to swing upward and back down and jam his rear into the hole, much to the bees' amusement (especially one who starts laughing like a maniac). The hive bees shove Perpetua out of the hole and start chasing him.

During the chase, the string holding the balloon closed comes loose and the balloon flies out of control. Perpetua is taken for a wild ride while the bees laugh hysterically. The chase is reversed as the bees are now chased by Perpetua. The bees retreat into their hive and Perpetua's balloon deflates its last bit of air. The defeated bear falls back to earth and lands in the arms of Christopher Robin. The head bee calls the others to attention and the swarm chases after the two who seek safety in the mud puddle.

― and what, Saturday, 21 April 2007 16:17 (nineteen years ago)

Rapcore's lyrical themes range from politics (Rage Against the Machine, downset., Senser, Aztlan Underground), and frivolity (Limp Bizkit, Kid Rock, Crazy Town), to personal struggles (Linkin Park, Slipknot).

― Dom Passantino, Saturday, 21 April 2007 18:50 (nineteen years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laguna_Beach:_The_Real_Orange_County

lol @ season one overview

― strongohulkington, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 14:44 (nineteen years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garth_Brooks

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garth_Crooks

― Noodle Vague, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 20:03 (nineteen years ago)

sweeeeeeeeeeeeet

― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 20:04 (nineteen years ago)

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― forksclovetofu, Thursday, 26 April 2007 00:34 (nineteen years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Forum

Forum, (Latin, plural "fora" or "forums") may refer to:

* Forum, the working name for the new indie album by Cat Power, scheduled to be released in Summer 2008. It was leaked onto the OINK network in April 2007.

― forksclovetofu, Thursday, 26 April 2007 00:35 (nineteen years ago)

Star Wars Battlegrounds: Clone Campaigns Taunt List

1. I got it. Han 2. I don’t got it. Han 3. Give Food. Give! Give! Yoda 4. Carbon Please. Battle Droid 5. Nova Crystals Please. Battle Droid 6. Ore Please. Battle Droid 7. [Growl] Unknown 8. I have you now! Vader 9. [Yoda Laugh] 10. Nice show of force, commander. Vader 11. Evil Laugh. Emperor 12. I can’t shake ‘em! Unknown 13. They’re coming in too fast! Luke 14. I grow tired of asking. Vader 15. I have a bad feeling about this. Han 16. Almost there. Unknown 17. Now I am the master. Vader 18. Medic! Unknown 19. What a piece of junk! Luke 20. You’re braver than I thought. Leia 21. Your base, surrender it to me, or die. Vader 22. Your friends will die! Emporer 23. If it moves, blast it. Han 24. I’d sooner kiss a wookie. Leia 25. At last, we shall have our revenge. Maul 26. I am not a committee! Leia 27. No reward is worth this! Han 28. You got a lot of nerve showin’ your face after what you pulled. Lando 29. I find your lack of faith disturbing. Vader 30. Wipe them out. All of them! Empoer 31. Attack somebody! Leia 32. You have ample workers. Battle Droid 33. You need more workers. Battle Droid 34. I could use a couple of boats here. Han 35. Okay, I don’t need any ships. Han 36. Attack, on my mark. Luke 37. Build a monument. Vader 38. I require extra resources. Nute Gunray 39. Ally. Luke 40. Enemy. Vader 41. Neutral. Unknown 42. What tech level have you reached? C3-PO 43. Intensify the forward firepower! Emporer 44. I have a bad feeling about this. C3-PO 45. If you strike me down, I’ll become more powerful than you can possibly imagine. Obi-wan 46. No Disintegrations. Vader 47. I have a bad feeling about this. Luke 48. I have a bad feeling about this. Leia 49. I have a bad feeling about this. Lando 50. There’s always a bigger fish. Quigon Jinn 51. Let the wookie win. C3-PO 52. You can kiss you trade franchise good-bye. Unknown 53. You may begin your attack. Emporer 54. We need more fighters. Luke 55. Stop building fighters. Vader 56. [Droid Bleep] 57. [Wookie Roar] 58. [Wookie Growl] 59. Laugh it up, fuzzball. Han 60. (Alien Language)…Bantha Poodoo! Unknown Alien 61. You haven’t learned anything! Unknown 62. Banthas are filthy animals. I don’t eat filthy animals. Lando

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_Wars_Galactic_Battlegrounds#Gameplay

― ☪, Friday, 27 April 2007 10:21 (nineteen years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Articles_for_deletion/Anarcho-Monarchism

― JW, Saturday, 28 April 2007 12:56 (nineteen years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Cummings

Another famous tale of Reagan and Cummings' friendship involves the time when Ronald Reagan decided to play a practical joke on Cummings by hiding behind a very small lamp. Cummings, however, could see beyond the lamp, and punched Reagan in the mouth, fracturing his jaw. The incident was later used as the basis for a song by The Housemartins entitled "Lamp Disguise".

Up for two weeks now.

― Dom Passantino, Saturday, 28 April 2007 12:57 (nineteen years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Talk:Einstein_on_the_Beach#Other_songs

lol

― JW, Saturday, 28 April 2007 22:56 (nineteen years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Strawberry_Switchblade&diff=prev&oldid=126693002

― Curt1s Stephens, Saturday, 28 April 2007 23:43 (nineteen years ago)

i m listening to orange juice

― JW, Sunday, 29 April 2007 00:11 (nineteen years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neill_Calabro

― Curt1s Stephens, Sunday, 29 April 2007 22:12 (nineteen years ago)

I was looking for Strawberry Switchblade today ;/

― JW, Sunday, 29 April 2007 22:29 (nineteen years ago)

If Orange Juice were any good then Mr Snrub would've heard of them, you corny indie fuxxor.

― Noodle Vague, Sunday, 29 April 2007 22:32 (nineteen years ago)

Reference List of state leaders in 1025. Just because someone says something in a song this is not true. if you look at List of rulers of Wales you will see the correct rulers of Glywysing listed. Please do not put Young Jeezy who was born in 1977 as the ruler as this is clearly nonsense. Davewild 18:23, 1 May 2007 (UTC)

― Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 18:44 (nineteen years ago)

(diff) (hist) . . Earth Crisis‎; 00:54 . . (-4,737) . . 69.226.245.181 (Talk) (←Replaced page with 'Earth Crisis is the American equivalent of British Neo-Nazis Skrewdriver')

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 19:03 (nineteen years ago)

In 2005, Warner Bros. Platinum Records released a career retrospective of the band, made up of sixteen different tracks from various recordings on one compact disc.

as opposed to those greatest hits collections where they put one track on 16 CDs

fuckin HATE those

― dmr, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 19:05 (nineteen years ago)

That apostrophe on "'specially" means so much.

― David R., Tuesday, 1 May 2007 19:15 (nineteen years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Designated_driver&diff=prev&oldid=123148990

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 13:36 (nineteen years ago)

The MI's onscreen military tactics were also found questionable, if not incompetent. As depicted in the film, the Bugs could not have challenged a 20th century mechanized army. While the majority of the bugs could only pose a threat to infantry at extremely close range (a limitation most assuredly not shared by the humans), the movie's troopers invariably tried to get as close as possible to the bugs, for no apparent reason other than to allow the bugs to kill them. The troopers lacked appropriate weapons — the bugs could not have fought an army equipped with tanks, flame throwers, napalm, land mines, or rapid-fire chain guns. In fact, a bombing raid of the bugs by a squadron of planes shows great success in the movie, and one must wonder why this obvious tactic was not continued. Moreover they did not make effective use of the weapons they did have, since they could easily have wiped out entire attacking forces of bugs with a single fuel-air explosive bomb while they were massing.

Troop movement was completely disorganized — soldiers moved as a loose crowd, failed to form defensive lines, and ran at the first anonymous cry of retreat. When attacking bugs, soldiers did not kneel or go prone for greater stability when firing, nor did they ever seem to aim before shooting, possibly because sights were conspicuously absent from their rifles. Overall military discipline was not in evidence. In most scenes, ground forces were completely superfluous, as the Federation could do more damage at far less cost of life from the air.

― 31g, Friday, 4 May 2007 03:11 (nineteen years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_talk:172.212.196.184&diff=prev&oldid=128552443

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Monday, 7 May 2007 17:59 (nineteen years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User:EscapingLife&diff=prev&oldid=128546082

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Monday, 7 May 2007 17:59 (nineteen years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User:EscapingLife&diff=prev&oldid=128549449

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Monday, 7 May 2007 18:00 (nineteen years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Fluxblog&curid=2159420&diff=128541137&oldid=128540253

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Monday, 7 May 2007 18:00 (nineteen years ago)

I saw this little bit written about Amarillo Slim and thought it was a prank. Turns out it wasn't!

― Pleasant Plains, Monday, 7 May 2007 18:01 (nineteen years ago)

The problem is that Wikipedia forces its contributors to come to a consensus, and building consensus with a crank is a fool's errand. Many of the departing scholars note the incident that finally brought them to leave; mine was a truculent teenager who refused to acknowledge that minimalist music was considered classical, because, as he put it, "it sounds more like Britney Spears than like Merzbow." Let that sink in a minute.

http://www.artsjournal.com/postclassic/2007/05/sand_castles_of_knowledge.html

― Milton Parker, Monday, 7 May 2007 18:17 (nineteen years ago)

lmao at starship troopers military critic

― sleep, Monday, 7 May 2007 18:25 (nineteen years ago)

The Bugs in the movie appear to violate known physiological laws. They are shown to be a type of arthropod covered by a thick, heavy, exoskeleton. On Earth, any creature using a hard external skeleton to support its weight could not grow larger than a few pounds without consuming vast amounts of energy to move itself. An arthropod of the size and shape as the Bugs of the film would require so much energy that it could only be fueled by gasoline or a similar, high energy combustible liquid. Other problems involve the fact that an arthropod of the size depicted would not be able to breathe an atmosphere as depicted in the film; nor would any creature be able to survive without constant food and water-something the desert planets depicted in the film did not have. The plasma bugs attracted particular criticism; there is no valid evolutionary reason for such creatures to evolve, even if they were possible.
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- Other criticisms include the apparent [[plot hole]] in which the bugs allegedly propelled a massive asteroid across 80 000 light years of space with no [[faster-than-light]] technology without hitting any other objects or being thrown off course, and were somehow able to hit a city with pinpoint accuracy. This is further complicated by the fact that the bugs would porbably not know where Earth was.

― sleep, Monday, 7 May 2007 18:26 (nineteen years ago)

OTM from the first commenter posting in Gann's blog:

Your take on this issue is really right on the money, but you're missing an important theory which explains everything about Wikipedia:
Wikipedia isn't an online encyclopedia. It's a very elaborate roleplaying game about trying manipulate knowledge according to one's own biases.
Please come visit http://www.wikipediareview.com/ and tell us more about your story. We'd love to hear more!
Posted by: Wikipedia Reviewer at May 5, 2007 11:18 AM

― Milton Parker, Monday, 7 May 2007 18:52 (nineteen years ago)

Didn't he read the book? The asteroid = reichstag fire

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Monday, 7 May 2007 18:54 (nineteen years ago)

xpost obv

Gann's blog?

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Monday, 7 May 2007 18:54 (nineteen years ago)

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I think I will stop drinking, for a bit

― Michael Philip Philip Philip philip Annoyman, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 14:56 (nineteen years ago)

Sorry, meant Flux nonsense

― Michael Philip Philip Philip philip Annoyman, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 14:57 (nineteen years ago)

aren't italics cute[/i]

― Michael Philip Philip Philip philip Annoyman, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 14:58 (nineteen years ago)

lol

― BLASTOCYST, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 17:24 (nineteen years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=PricewaterhouseCoopers&diff=prev&oldid=129526609

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 18:21 (nineteen years ago)

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