Yeah, Braff is sickeningly precious, but come on. There's some 16 year old girl out there who is just discovering cute, precious boys, and comedy at the same time, and they think Braff hung the moon. Why you wanna beat up Braff and make that girl cry? She'll grow out of it, even if Braff won't.
-- kenan, Thursday, July 19, 2007 3:26 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link
surely someone can work a good zing out of this and get us out of this rut
― deej, Thursday, 19 July 2007 15:28 (sixteen years ago) link
something along the lines of 'kenan 16 year old girls lol'
quite a lot to unpack there.
― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Thursday, 19 July 2007 15:29 (sixteen years ago) link
WTF, dudes? I think that's a perfectly reasonable thing to say. There are 16 yr old girls in the world -- in fact, over half of the population was one of them at one time -- and we are all aware of their existence. Work a little harder for zingage.
― Laurel, Thursday, 19 July 2007 15:32 (sixteen years ago) link
plenty of zings have been made in response to reasonable/defensible statements
― deej, Thursday, 19 July 2007 15:36 (sixteen years ago) link
if you can zing that you can probably zing every song steely dan ever wrote
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 19 July 2007 15:37 (sixteen years ago) link
the joke was that it was kenan, not that someone said something about 16 year old girls but never you mind me, i dont even make fun of kenan generally
― deej, Thursday, 19 July 2007 15:39 (sixteen years ago) link
kenan is acting quite the cuntrarian today; i feel he deserves this scorn.
― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 19 July 2007 15:39 (sixteen years ago) link
the scorn of BEING IGNORED
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 19 July 2007 15:44 (sixteen years ago) link
when did you start having to "unpack" stuff people wrote?...it's just a bunch of bullshit on the internet, not a steamer trunk.
― M@tt He1ges0n, Thursday, 19 July 2007 16:05 (sixteen years ago) link
^^^^haa
― and what, Thursday, 19 July 2007 16:32 (sixteen years ago) link
helges0n tribute thread
― and what, Thursday, 19 July 2007 16:33 (sixteen years ago) link
But let's not fight about Happiness. I really like that movie.
-- kenan, Thursday, July 19, 2007
No great surprise there.
-- Elvis Telecom, Thursday, July 19, 2007 4:41 PM (17 seconds ago) Bookmark Link
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 19 July 2007 20:42 (sixteen years ago) link
^^^see i was digging for that earlier
― deej, Thursday, 19 July 2007 21:07 (sixteen years ago) link
:-)
― get bent, Thursday, 19 July 2007 21:30 (sixteen years ago) link
cio Harry Potter anything srsly, fuck off, doesn't he just die from a buttfucking already?
-- Trayce, Friday, July 20, 2007 9:31 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link
seriously. i dont want to hear anyone giving me shit for reading sweet valley high ever again.
-- sunny successor, Friday, July 20, 2007 9:32 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link
:(
-- Curt1s Stephens, Friday, July 20, 2007 9:43 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link
cio my ex txting me having happyfun drunktime at goth club I didnt go to because I am lazy antisocial prick and now I am alone and sad and he's telling me how much fun he is having :(
-- Trayce, Friday, July 20, 2007 10:33 AM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
well this is certainly better than hearing about harry potter.
-- jessie monster, Friday, July 20, 2007 10:33 AM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
― rrrobyn, Friday, 20 July 2007 14:45 (sixteen years ago) link
sorry trayce but y'know zing's a zing
― rrrobyn, Friday, 20 July 2007 14:46 (sixteen years ago) link
lol =)
― Trayce, Friday, 20 July 2007 14:48 (sixteen years ago) link
yeah I only did it because it was right there. :D
― jessie monster, Friday, 20 July 2007 15:03 (sixteen years ago) link
Is that her real website?
-- Tuomas, Thursday, June 14, 2007 1:54 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link
We don't all have fakes running around on internet, Tuomas.
-- nathalie, Thursday, June 14, 2007 2:33 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link
― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Sunday, 22 July 2007 23:28 (sixteen years ago) link
i saw cilantro open for sebadoh back in '95 at tramps with love child and the dambuilders, they smoked me out, great set.
-- Mr. Que, Monday, July 23, 2007 3:27 PM (Monday, July 23, 2007 3:27 PM) Bookmark Link
― tehresa, Monday, 23 July 2007 23:37 (sixteen years ago) link
^^^great fake line-up there^^^
― Steve Shasta, Monday, 23 July 2007 23:45 (sixteen years ago) link
maybe that was better for a lols thread than a zing thread
― tehresa, Monday, 23 July 2007 23:46 (sixteen years ago) link
knob creek is fucking dreck compared to makers. knob creek on the rocks is like poop in a glass. seriously cardboardy aftertaste that many people have complained about before.. woodford reserve however is on par with the great taste of makers. chaki is truth.
-- chaki, Tuesday, July 24, 2007 10:07 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link
this isn't ask chaki
-- river wolf, Tuesday, July 24, 2007 10:08 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link
totally different board
-- river wolf, Tuesday, July 24, 2007 10:09 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link
did you really need two posts to be unfunny?
-- chaki, Tuesday, July 24, 2007 10:14 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link
three
-- river wolf, Tuesday, July 24, 2007 10:15 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link
― stevie, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 22:59 (sixteen years ago) link
Ned, this is called schadenfreude rearing its beautiful head on a guy whose line of bullshit ran out long ago.
-- Dandy Don Weiner, Wednesday, July 25, 2007 9:54 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Link
So is your post called "Dandy Don Weiner humping the air"?
-- David R., Wednesday, July 25, 2007 9:57 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Link
― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 25 July 2007 18:48 (sixteen years ago) link
-- Dandy Don Weiner, Wednesday, 25 July 2007 14:54 (3 hours ago) Link
-- David R., Wednesday, 25 July 2007 14:57 (3 hours ago) Link
x-post lol
― strgn, Wednesday, 25 July 2007 18:49 (sixteen years ago) link
a real winner that one
such a foppish dandy he is!
― sanskrit, Wednesday, 25 July 2007 19:36 (sixteen years ago) link
considering they're hiding the monster, I kind of think even if someone did figure it out, they'd immediately change what the monster is.
something's probably going to go down at Comic Con on Thursday.
-- jessie monster, Wednesday, July 25, 2007 5:50 PM (19 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
wait, you think that a movie in the middle of production would just up and change a huge part of the movie the moment that someone on the internet figured out what it was going to be? or that they'd even be able to do such a thing? for someone named jessie monster you don't know shit about monsters.
-- Alex in Baltimore, Wednesday, July 25, 2007 6:13 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link
― and what, Wednesday, 25 July 2007 19:48 (sixteen years ago) link
i was on my way to post that one haha
― s1ocki, Wednesday, 25 July 2007 19:50 (sixteen years ago) link
"English Literature: How do they do that?" by L0u1s J4gg3r.
-- John Justen, Wednesday, July 25, 2007 5:10 PM (45 seconds ago) Bookmark Link
― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 25 July 2007 22:11 (sixteen years ago) link
Bikinis are pretty much overplayed, yah?
-- Surmounter, Tuesday, July 24, 2007 10:58 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Link
....edit
this thread is going to be 100% dudes posting because all the girls who would normally discuss this subject are over on the noize bored talking about how they don't like surmounter
-- El Tomboto, Tuesday, July 24, 2007 11:36 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Link
― estela, Thursday, 26 July 2007 00:38 (sixteen years ago) link
Mitch was great at a lot of those. What's he up to these days?
-- Ned Raggett, Thursday, July 26, 2007 5:08 PM (23 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
fighting apartheid.
-- strongohulkington, Thursday, July 26, 2007 5:10 PM (21 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
― and what, Thursday, 26 July 2007 17:32 (sixteen years ago) link
Louis I'm not trying to crow too much, and I don't even think the show is particularly great, but you have to admit it's a little hard to put much stock in the dismissive criticism of someone who just had a sitcom go over his head.
-- nabisco, Wednesday, July 25, 2007 7:43 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link
― stevie, Thursday, 26 July 2007 17:46 (sixteen years ago) link
This thread is so boring!
-- kenan, Friday, 27 July 2007 12:23 (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
What are you looking for in your Freemasonry threads, kenan?
-- BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 27 July 2007 12:24 (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
― Trayce, Friday, 27 July 2007 02:30 (sixteen years ago) link
a HOOS zing stings twice as much
― sanskrit, Friday, 27 July 2007 11:35 (sixteen years ago) link
so wait... i'm still unsure of where you stand on this issue. do you or do you not think lazy white hipsters are white supremacists?????
-- am0n, Friday, July 27, 2007 3:58 PM (22 seconds ago) Bookmark Link
― and what, Friday, 27 July 2007 16:00 (sixteen years ago) link
Alfred WTF. I love Fishscale, but are you really going to claim it's better than Supreme Clientele AND Ironman AND The Pretty Toney Album?
Yes.
-- Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Friday, 27 July 2007 16:27 (50 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
maybe you should rescreen those before you say that
-- and what, Friday, 27 July 2007 16:31 (47 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
― Noodle Vague, Friday, 27 July 2007 17:19 (sixteen years ago) link
Nice.
― jaymc, Friday, 27 July 2007 17:26 (sixteen years ago) link
am0n i dont care but if you're going to post someone talking shit you usually post it on a thread about the person they're talking shit about.
-- deej, Thursday, April 12, 2007 6:32 PM (3 months ago) Bookmark Link
is aaron lacrate not involved w/ hollertronix? i dunno, i dont follow this crap. maybe superfan deej will enlighten me
-- am0n, Thursday, April 12, 2007 6:37 PM (3 months ago) Bookmark Link
― and what, Friday, 27 July 2007 18:47 (sixteen years ago) link
Ned for the zing!
So, do you guys think this going to be the worst thread ever, or just in the top five?
-- John Justen, Monday, July 30, 2007 10:56 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link
Already in top 5
-- Herman G. Neuname, Monday, July 30, 2007 10:58 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link
Depends whether 5teve G0ldberg posts on it or not.
-- Ned Raggett, Monday, July 30, 2007 10:59 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link
― scott seward, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 01:07 (sixteen years ago) link
Yeah, it doesn't get much better than that.
― John Justen, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 01:08 (sixteen years ago) link
http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b361/tapestore/Dennis_The_Menace.gif
― Tape Store, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 03:44 (sixteen years ago) link
Surmounter, I will not allow you to talk to me in Princespeak.
-- Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Tuesday, July 31, 2007 1:27 PM (22 seconds ago) Bookmark Link
― jaymc, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 18:28 (sixteen years ago) link
uh insufferable snobs making labored zings
zzz
― elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 18:34 (sixteen years ago) link
I LOL'd at Ethan's "rescreen" zing, but I don't have a problem with Alfred, who joined me for a lovely afternoon of drinking the other day.
― jaymc, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 18:39 (sixteen years ago) link
i don't really have a problem with him either, except the supercilious attitude he drops for no reason
― elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 18:41 (sixteen years ago) link
whether or not he's lovely has little to do with the fact that that isn't really much of a zing, dude.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 31 July 2007 18:41 (sixteen years ago) link
You're right. I just liked that Surmounter was called out for his shorthand. Never mind.
― jaymc, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 18:43 (sixteen years ago) link
u were just looking to be put in this thread, but i'll give it to you:
I am also having douchebaggy troubles with getting my stolen album to play. Won't import into iTunes, Windows Media Player won't have it, can't even import it into Audacity.
Any suggestions, anyone?
-- BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, July 31, 2007 10:26 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
yes. stop calling yourself 'BIG HOOS'.
-- ^@^, Tuesday, July 31, 2007 10:33 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
― jaxon, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 22:43 (sixteen years ago) link