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cookin' with coolio:

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1439117616?ie=UTF8&tag=eatmedail-20&linkCode=as2&camp=1789&creative=9325&creativeASIN=1439117616

― cutty, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 15:57 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05LsRr6tv40

― cutty, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 21:02 (sixteen years ago)

cutty you've seen the coolio cookin' show rite

― am0n, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 22:18 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOB6XH-e-RA

― am0n, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 22:18 (sixteen years ago)

coolio came on to my friend in a nightclub once.

― ❊❁❄❆❇❃✴❈plaxico❈✴❃❇❆❄❁❊ (I know, right?), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 23:01 (sixteen years ago)

a north american hero

― crutie can't fail (roxymuzak), Thursday, 27 August 2009 01:46 (sixteen years ago)

missed the "to" above, not surprised.

xpost

― MC Hamer Hall (S-), Thursday, 27 August 2009 03:02 (sixteen years ago)

cooLOLio

― sad zings of destiny (latebloomer), Thursday, 27 August 2009 04:24 (sixteen years ago)

lolz. "these are the sauce girls. titaaay"

― jaxon, Thursday, 27 August 2009 06:26 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.coldwellbankerpbr.com/agents.aspx?agentid=AD58-000899

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2589/3861853421_257c98f677_o.png

― am0n, Thursday, 27 August 2009 16:58 (sixteen years ago)

coolio show kinda meh.

― sample rants or ?BURNS?. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 27 August 2009 17:32 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMOm6cERZWw

― am0n, Thursday, 27 August 2009 17:35 (sixteen years ago)

bigger lolz at "drink driving" than at bad photoshop

― sample rants or ?BURNS?. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 27 August 2009 17:37 (sixteen years ago)

Tonetta's stuff beginning to be reseeded:
http://www.youtube.com/user/metyyra

― sample rants or ?BURNS?. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 27 August 2009 17:40 (sixteen years ago)

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3393/3407563941_4ceceb107c.jpg

― am0n, Friday, 28 August 2009 04:12 (sixteen years ago)

http://imgur.com/nw4rM.jpg

― sleep, Saturday, 29 August 2009 01:19 (sixteen years ago)

lol she jabba

― crappy, use her name (latebloomer), Saturday, 29 August 2009 03:35 (sixteen years ago)

hahah

― am0n, Saturday, 29 August 2009 04:06 (sixteen years ago)

genius, from "DJ AM found dead" thread:

mod plz fix title: DJ is found dead

― am0n, Saturday, August 29, 2009 11:55 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― Mariela Ure (jeff), Saturday, 29 August 2009 20:29 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MlqjcN4AVvY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfwoUNwMR_E

― *⁂((✪⥎✪))⁂* (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 1 September 2009 06:54 (sixteen years ago)

would <3 a spec vs. tonetta777 dance off.

― *⁂((✪⥎✪))⁂* (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 1 September 2009 06:57 (sixteen years ago)

Man slaps stranger’s crying kid

By KATIE LESLIE The Atlanta Journal-Constitution

A Gwinnett County man is in custody accused of slapping a stranger’s crying toddler in a Stone Mountain Wal-Mart on Monday.

Sonya Mathews, the mother of the 2-year-old child, told police that both were walking in the aisles of the Rockbridge Road store when Roger Stephens, 61, approached and said “if you don’t shut that baby up, I will shut her up for you,” according to a police report.

A few moments later, in another aisle, Stephens grabbed the 2-year-old and slapped her across the face four or five times, according to the report.

Stephens then told Mathews, “See, I told you I would shut her up,” according to the report.

A bystander held Stephens until store security came to assist, according to a WSB-TV report.

When police arrived, Stephens said that he slapped the child and that he apologized to Mathews, according to the report.

Stephens was charged with felony cruelty to children. He had his first court appearance Tuesday and is being held at the Gwinnett County Detention Center without bond, according to the Gwinnett Police Department spokesman Cpl. David Schiralli.

The 2-year-old victim sustained slight redness to the face, according to the report. There was no video footage in the area the incident took place, according to the report.

http://www.ajc.com/multimedia/dynamic/00244/slapper_244633l.jpg

― am0n, Wednesday, 2 September 2009 21:26 (sixteen years ago)

eighty years ago, he would've been applauded as a hero

― write about this significant and fascinating and comlex artist (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 2 September 2009 21:31 (sixteen years ago)

anyways, I hope morbs gets out of jail soon, pour one out.

― write about this significant and fascinating and comlex artist (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 2 September 2009 21:31 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.ajc.com/multimedia/dynamic/00244/slapper_244633l.jpg “if you don’t shut that baby up, I will shut her up for you,”

http://www.ajc.com/multimedia/dynamic/00244/slapper_244633l.jpg ::SLAP::

http://www.ajc.com/multimedia/dynamic/00244/slapper_244633l.jpg “See, I told you I would shut her up,”

― am0n, Wednesday, 2 September 2009 21:35 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.ajc.com/multimedia/dynamic/00244/slapper_244633l.jpg "me at the drunken Oscar party after the lame Apatow 'film': - 'Fuckin' straightboy stoner SHIT! dhgvbghs@#!....'"

― tacos at midnight (jeff), Wednesday, 2 September 2009 21:39 (sixteen years ago)

lol

― am0n, Wednesday, 2 September 2009 21:42 (sixteen years ago)

heh

― The Great Southern Pusskill (latebloomer), Wednesday, 2 September 2009 21:43 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.ajc.com/multimedia/dynamic/00244/slapper_244633l.jpg "if you don’t shut that baby up, you *will* sequentially meet me and Brooklyn pavement."

― am0n, Wednesday, 2 September 2009 21:46 (sixteen years ago)

oldies but goodies

― crabRCISE (gbx), Wednesday, 2 September 2009 21:52 (sixteen years ago)

Man slaps stranger’s crying kid

By KATIE LESLIE The Atlanta Journal-Constitution

A Gwinnett County man is in custody accused of quickly KO'ing a chickenshit hillbilly’s crying toddler in a Stone Mountain Wal-Mart on Monday.

― tacos at midnight (jeff), Wednesday, 2 September 2009 22:23 (sixteen years ago)

no relation btw, despite common Gwinnett roots

― fo shza my tza (Curt1s Stephens), Wednesday, 2 September 2009 23:07 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.ajc.com/multimedia/dynamic/00244/slapper_244633l.jpgbattle of the doe-eyed, raven-haired sirens with irises like shimmering river water that i want to drown in '08

― cozwn, Wednesday, 2 September 2009 23:32 (sixteen years ago)

haha tru

― am0n, Thursday, 3 September 2009 00:31 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDOYN-6gdRE

― am0n, Thursday, 3 September 2009 01:42 (sixteen years ago)

oh t pain paws all is forgiven

― write about this significant and fascinating and comlex artist (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 3 September 2009 02:34 (sixteen years ago)

http://img2.pict.com/57/8a/1d/1396359/0/tnnk2.jpg

― am0n, Thursday, 3 September 2009 04:26 (sixteen years ago)

dink!

― jair (jergins), Thursday, 3 September 2009 04:34 (sixteen years ago)

goddamn best auto tune yet

― cutty, Thursday, 3 September 2009 13:56 (sixteen years ago)

i have a chart
he has a chart
i have a chart
a dragon chart

― write about this significant and fascinating and comlex artist (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 3 September 2009 13:57 (sixteen years ago)

How could you possibly refuse a man with a mullet
Piece of BREEAAD!

― write about this significant and fascinating and comlex artist (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 3 September 2009 13:58 (sixteen years ago)

someone give auto-tune the news a big bag of $$$ pls

sick mullet too

― cozwn, Thursday, 3 September 2009 14:04 (sixteen years ago)

hahaha the past 30 or so posts to this thread = maybe an all-time high for noize lol

― They are known for contracting the ugliest players, like Kuyt (country matters), Thursday, 3 September 2009 14:09 (sixteen years ago)

do you mean noize to lol ratio?

― cutty, Thursday, 3 September 2009 14:10 (sixteen years ago)

wasn't really counting the quoteposts immediately before mine, but roger stephens monologue into autotune into doglaser = guffaws

― They are known for contracting the ugliest players, like Kuyt (country matters), Thursday, 3 September 2009 14:17 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0-Sv6YnxEc

― the moreno you knowshon (omar little), Thursday, 3 September 2009 20:25 (sixteen years ago)

OK this puppy must be the most popular thing on the internet today. <3

― $^o$ (/o^)/ (ENBB), Thursday, 3 September 2009 20:37 (sixteen years ago)

mrs jaxon just told me she saw it on tv.

― jaxon, Thursday, 3 September 2009 21:05 (sixteen years ago)

Seriously that puppy is a superstar!

― $^o$ (/o^)/ (ENBB), Thursday, 3 September 2009 21:21 (sixteen years ago)

that vid is a cankles goldmine...

huntstunt (9 minutes ago) Show Hide
those savages even practice foot binding on their pets

vinisam (20 hours ago) Show Hide
Most of the japaneses are retarded, they like to see people and animal getting hurt or in troubles.
Thats why you have small penis, you retardeds

JesseHayman (54 minutes ago) Show Hide
That is awful. I am sorry. Help it up. Don't film it as it struggles to flip over. That is mean.

― the people vs peer gynt (goole), Thursday, 3 September 2009 21:26 (sixteen years ago)

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