you just freaked out our director of LOLs

I don't think it would be unbearably effin' preachy to acknowledge the existence of apartheid in a film that starts in apartheid-era south africa

― da croupier, Sunday, August 23, 2009 10:33 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

if acknowledging apartheid would make the allegory totally ineffective then maybe they shouldn't have set the film in the country where apartheid existed. i mean if this is the case, then what the fuck do you need an allegory for, they had apartheid!

― da croupier, Monday, August 24, 2009 1:34 AM (26 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

The thing that bothers me most about Godzilla movies is that they had to have a monster instead of just showing Japan getting nuked.

― Britain's Favourite Carp (I DIED), Monday, August 24, 2009 1:58 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

posts edited out for maximum lollage

Pruane2Forever kinda rules

― （　´_ゝ˙） (Dr. Phil), Thursday, August 20, 2009 10:13 PM (4 days ago) Bookmark

The song describes Akon seeing a girl in a club that he is attracted to, and wanting to go over and meet. He repeatedly describes the person in the song as being beautiful.

hahaha

that's almost as good as

In his albums, Khaled usually provides "shoutouts" that assert his representation of "the ghetto" and urges people to listen.[7]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nk2wViKSh_M

hey look its the internet!

lol i didn't notice that I DIED district9 thing before

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did he give him a reach-around to make him go faster?

this thread is too long now! start a new noize lols thrd plz

it has to come naturally. and who are you?

his name rhymes with "jew janiel"

oh hey there true manuel

new spaniel

blue granual, of popular beat combo thermos

what does DD think of tonetta777?

This account is suspended. :''''(

dude is an american hero

he is canadian.

tonetta777 makes me imagine that John Giorno and Pino d'Angio had a butt baby together and then raised it in a dark cabinet ala "A Child Called It" . . . i.e. awesome

still an american hero

cookin' with coolio:

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1439117616?ie=UTF8&tag=eatmedail-20&linkCode=as2&camp=1789&creative=9325&creativeASIN=1439117616

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05LsRr6tv40

cutty you've seen the coolio cookin' show rite

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOB6XH-e-RA

coolio came on to my friend in a nightclub once.

a north american hero

missed the "to" above, not surprised.

xpost

cooLOLio

lolz. "these are the sauce girls. titaaay"

http://www.coldwellbankerpbr.com/agents.aspx?agentid=AD58-000899

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2589/3861853421_257c98f677_o.png

coolio show kinda meh.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMOm6cERZWw

bigger lolz at "drink driving" than at bad photoshop

Tonetta's stuff beginning to be reseeded:
http://www.youtube.com/user/metyyra

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3393/3407563941_4ceceb107c.jpg

http://imgur.com/nw4rM.jpg

lol she jabba

hahah

genius, from "DJ AM found dead" thread:

mod plz fix title: DJ is found dead

― am0n, Saturday, August 29, 2009 11:55 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MlqjcN4AVvY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfwoUNwMR_E

would <3 a spec vs. tonetta777 dance off.

Man slaps stranger’s crying kid

By KATIE LESLIE The Atlanta Journal-Constitution

A Gwinnett County man is in custody accused of slapping a stranger’s crying toddler in a Stone Mountain Wal-Mart on Monday.

Sonya Mathews, the mother of the 2-year-old child, told police that both were walking in the aisles of the Rockbridge Road store when Roger Stephens, 61, approached and said “if you don’t shut that baby up, I will shut her up for you,” according to a police report.

A few moments later, in another aisle, Stephens grabbed the 2-year-old and slapped her across the face four or five times, according to the report.

Stephens then told Mathews, “See, I told you I would shut her up,” according to the report.

A bystander held Stephens until store security came to assist, according to a WSB-TV report.

When police arrived, Stephens said that he slapped the child and that he apologized to Mathews, according to the report.

Stephens was charged with felony cruelty to children. He had his first court appearance Tuesday and is being held at the Gwinnett County Detention Center without bond, according to the Gwinnett Police Department spokesman Cpl. David Schiralli.

The 2-year-old victim sustained slight redness to the face, according to the report. There was no video footage in the area the incident took place, according to the report.

http://www.ajc.com/multimedia/dynamic/00244/slapper_244633l.jpg

eighty years ago, he would've been applauded as a hero

anyways, I hope morbs gets out of jail soon, pour one out.

http://www.ajc.com/multimedia/dynamic/00244/slapper_244633l.jpg “if you don’t shut that baby up, I will shut her up for you,”

http://www.ajc.com/multimedia/dynamic/00244/slapper_244633l.jpg ::SLAP::

http://www.ajc.com/multimedia/dynamic/00244/slapper_244633l.jpg ::SLAP::

http://www.ajc.com/multimedia/dynamic/00244/slapper_244633l.jpg ::SLAP::

http://www.ajc.com/multimedia/dynamic/00244/slapper_244633l.jpg ::SLAP::

http://www.ajc.com/multimedia/dynamic/00244/slapper_244633l.jpg “See, I told you I would shut her up,”

http://www.ajc.com/multimedia/dynamic/00244/slapper_244633l.jpg "me at the drunken Oscar party after the lame Apatow 'film': - 'Fuckin' straightboy stoner SHIT! dhgvbghs@#!....'"

lol

heh

http://www.ajc.com/multimedia/dynamic/00244/slapper_244633l.jpg "if you don’t shut that baby up, you *will* sequentially meet me and Brooklyn pavement."