zing

chaki, it's from i hate people having sex

What you do is you go inside the pain. Then, the pain is no longer inside you - it's outside. But then you realize there you are in this new space in your body again and maybe your body is still registering the pain. So you repeat the process. But I believe that each time you make that move you are actually doing something toward eventually healing that pain.

-- Tim Ellison, Wednesday, July 18, 2007 4:45 PM (1 hour ago)

i believe this is also called "denial"

-- akm, Wednesday, July 18, 2007 4:46 PM (1 hour ago)

more sigh than zing

i posted on ILX and all I got was this lacerating zing

eh, if i wanna see unfunny, drunk, coked-up assholes, i just walk around in my neighborhood.

-- hstencil, Thursday, July 19, 2007 2:16 PM (33 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

or look in the mirror???

-- Mr. Que, Thursday, July 19, 2007 2:17 PM (33 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

coyote nate probably like pigeon john

the stence zing seems more of a drum-riff half-zing joke, i think

Yeah, Braff is sickeningly precious, but come on. There's some 16 year old girl out there who is just discovering cute, precious boys, and comedy at the same time, and they think Braff hung the moon. Why you wanna beat up Braff and make that girl cry? She'll grow out of it, even if Braff won't.

-- kenan, Thursday, July 19, 2007 3:26 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

surely someone can work a good zing out of this and get us out of this rut

something along the lines of 'kenan 16 year old girls lol'

quite a lot to unpack there.

WTF, dudes? I think that's a perfectly reasonable thing to say. There are 16 yr old girls in the world -- in fact, over half of the population was one of them at one time -- and we are all aware of their existence. Work a little harder for zingage.

plenty of zings have been made in response to reasonable/defensible statements

if you can zing that you can probably zing every song steely dan ever wrote

the joke was that it was kenan, not that someone said something about 16 year old girls but never you mind me, i dont even make fun of kenan generally

kenan is acting quite the cuntrarian today; i feel he deserves this scorn.

the scorn of BEING IGNORED

when did you start having to "unpack" stuff people wrote?...it's just a bunch of bullshit on the internet, not a steamer trunk.

^^^^haa

helges0n tribute thread

But let's not fight about Happiness. I really like that movie.

-- kenan, Thursday, July 19, 2007

No great surprise there.

-- Elvis Telecom, Thursday, July 19, 2007 4:41 PM (17 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

^^^see i was digging for that earlier

:-)

cio Harry Potter anything srsly, fuck off, doesn't he just die from a buttfucking already?

-- Trayce, Friday, July 20, 2007 9:31 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

seriously. i dont want to hear anyone giving me shit for reading sweet valley high ever again.

-- sunny successor, Friday, July 20, 2007 9:32 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

:(

-- Curt1s Stephens, Friday, July 20, 2007 9:43 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

cio my ex txting me having happyfun drunktime at goth club I didnt go to because I am lazy antisocial prick and now I am alone and sad and he's telling me how much fun he is having :(

-- Trayce, Friday, July 20, 2007 10:33 AM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

well this is certainly better than hearing about harry potter.

-- jessie monster, Friday, July 20, 2007 10:33 AM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

sorry trayce but y'know zing's a zing

lol =)

yeah I only did it because it was right there. :D

Is that her real website?

-- Tuomas, Thursday, June 14, 2007 1:54 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link

We don't all have fakes running around on internet, Tuomas.

-- nathalie, Thursday, June 14, 2007 2:33 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link

i saw cilantro open for sebadoh back in '95 at tramps with love child and the dambuilders, they smoked me out, great set.

-- Mr. Que, Monday, July 23, 2007 3:27 PM (Monday, July 23, 2007 3:27 PM) Bookmark Link

^^^great fake line-up there^^^

maybe that was better for a lols thread than a zing thread

knob creek is fucking dreck compared to makers. knob creek on the rocks is like poop in a glass. seriously cardboardy aftertaste that many people have complained about before.. woodford reserve however is on par with the great taste of makers. chaki is truth.

-- chaki, Tuesday, July 24, 2007 10:07 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

this isn't ask chaki

-- river wolf, Tuesday, July 24, 2007 10:08 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

totally different board

-- river wolf, Tuesday, July 24, 2007 10:09 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

did you really need two posts to be unfunny?

-- chaki, Tuesday, July 24, 2007 10:14 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

three

-- river wolf, Tuesday, July 24, 2007 10:15 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

Ned, this is called schadenfreude rearing its beautiful head on a guy whose line of bullshit ran out long ago.

-- Dandy Don Weiner, Wednesday, July 25, 2007 9:54 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Link

So is your post called "Dandy Don Weiner humping the air"?

-- David R., Wednesday, July 25, 2007 9:57 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Link

Ned, this is called schadenfreude rearing its beautiful head on a guy whose line of bullshit ran out long ago.

-- Dandy Don Weiner, Wednesday, 25 July 2007 14:54 (3 hours ago) Link

So is your post called "Dandy Don Weiner humping the air"?

-- David R., Wednesday, 25 July 2007 14:57 (3 hours ago) Link

x-post lol

a real winner that one

such a foppish dandy he is!

considering they're hiding the monster, I kind of think even if someone did figure it out, they'd immediately change what the monster is.

something's probably going to go down at Comic Con on Thursday.

-- jessie monster, Wednesday, July 25, 2007 5:50 PM (19 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

wait, you think that a movie in the middle of production would just up and change a huge part of the movie the moment that someone on the internet figured out what it was going to be? or that they'd even be able to do such a thing? for someone named jessie monster you don't know shit about monsters.

-- Alex in Baltimore, Wednesday, July 25, 2007 6:13 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

i was on my way to post that one haha

"English Literature: How do they do that?" by L0u1s J4gg3r.

-- John Justen, Wednesday, July 25, 2007 5:10 PM (45 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

Bikinis are pretty much overplayed, yah?

-- Surmounter, Tuesday, July 24, 2007 10:58 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Link

....edit

this thread is going to be 100% dudes posting because all the girls who would normally discuss this subject are over on the noize bored talking about how they don't like surmounter

-- El Tomboto, Tuesday, July 24, 2007 11:36 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Link

Mitch was great at a lot of those. What's he up to these days?

-- Ned Raggett, Thursday, July 26, 2007 5:08 PM (23 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

fighting apartheid.

-- strongohulkington, Thursday, July 26, 2007 5:10 PM (21 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Louis I'm not trying to crow too much, and I don't even think the show is particularly great, but you have to admit it's a little hard to put much stock in the dismissive criticism of someone who just had a sitcom go over his head.

-- nabisco, Wednesday, July 25, 2007 7:43 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

This thread is so boring!

-- kenan, Friday, 27 July 2007 12:23 (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

What are you looking for in your Freemasonry threads, kenan?

-- BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 27 July 2007 12:24 (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

a HOOS zing stings twice as much

so wait... i'm still unsure of where you stand on this issue. do you or do you not think lazy white hipsters are white supremacists?????

-- am0n, Friday, July 27, 2007 3:58 PM (22 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

Alfred WTF. I love Fishscale, but are you really going to claim it's better than Supreme Clientele AND Ironman AND The Pretty Toney Album?

Yes.

-- Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Friday, 27 July 2007 16:27 (50 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

maybe you should rescreen those before you say that

-- and what, Friday, 27 July 2007 16:31 (47 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Nice.

am0n i dont care but if you're going to post someone talking shit you usually post it on a thread about the person they're talking shit about.

-- deej, Thursday, April 12, 2007 6:32 PM (3 months ago) Bookmark Link

is aaron lacrate not involved w/ hollertronix? i dunno, i dont follow this crap. maybe superfan deej will enlighten me

-- am0n, Thursday, April 12, 2007 6:37 PM (3 months ago) Bookmark Link

Ned for the zing!

So, do you guys think this going to be the worst thread ever, or just in the top five?

-- John Justen, Monday, July 30, 2007 10:56 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

Already in top 5

-- Herman G. Neuname, Monday, July 30, 2007 10:58 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

Depends whether 5teve G0ldberg posts on it or not.

-- Ned Raggett, Monday, July 30, 2007 10:59 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

Yeah, it doesn't get much better than that.

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b361/tapestore/Dennis_The_Menace.gif