DEAR NABISCO

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My worst photo-album moments and fauxto-pas:

- high-school girl showing me pictures of her dog Bruno in photo album held directly beneath giant breasts in low-cut top, in US History class -- ME: "What's Bruno doing there?" HER: "Uhh, that's a cat." (okay this was 80% because I was distracted but 20% because her tits were actually obstructing my view)

- "Wow, your mom looks really young there!" -- directed at picture of daughter when she weighed more and had a bad haircut (especially bad because part of the point of showing me the album seemed to be to say "I used to be fat" and check reaction)

- Evading make-out moment due to picture of sister who lived in town and looked way cooler

- Picture of girlfriend's parents as young couple at costume party in blackface and ooga-booga "jungle savage" gear

- Doing too much mental detective work and asking who took the nude "self-portraits" that didn't seem possible given the camera's lack of a timer mechanism

Best photo-album moment: coming across uncaptioned series of photos of someone serving as one-day honorary postmistress of Japanese prefecture -- "Umm, so what's with the wearing a suit and being given a tour of some kind of sorting facility by a bunch of middle-aged Japanese men?"

People's vacation shots are the really grueling part. I mean, god, I know what Paris looks like, I know what you look like, I can put two and two together. Show me what you looked like when you were in high school, tell me funny stories about your college friends, and let's end it.

― nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 22:17 (nineteen years ago)

i actually got bored looking at my OWN photo albums a while back. yep...ireland sure is green.

― acid waffle house (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 22:18 (nineteen years ago)

sometimes a bro's just gotta get his fuck on

― ‘•’u (gear), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 22:19 (nineteen years ago)

/beales

― ‘•’u (gear), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 22:19 (nineteen years ago)

THATS WHY THE BEST PHOTO ALBUMS ARE LIFESPANNING PUT LIKE THE 1 BEST PICTURE OF YR VACATION IN THERE AND MOVE ON

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 22:21 (nineteen years ago)

you should have one lifespanning photo

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 22:21 (nineteen years ago)

also dont get too worried abt which picture is the most illustrative of yr experience just put the most compelling ones in there

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 22:22 (nineteen years ago)

ONELIFESPANNINGPHOTO

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 22:23 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.cutty.org/beach.jpg

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 22:24 (nineteen years ago)

http://scoopsnoodle.com/sea/seaimages/DSC09346-02.jpg

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 22:28 (nineteen years ago)

story of my life

― jaxon (jaxon), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 22:31 (nineteen years ago)

lifespanningphoto.jpg

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 22:34 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.jefframirez.com/ilx/beach2.jpg

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 22:52 (nineteen years ago)

omfg

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 22:53 (nineteen years ago)

― attack all monsters (skowly), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 22:55 (nineteen years ago)

:-O

― acid waffle house (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 22:56 (nineteen years ago)

godhead

― latebloomer needs to be less crappy (latebloomer), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 22:57 (nineteen years ago)

:-O

― ‘•’u (gear), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 22:58 (nineteen years ago)

cosign

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 22:58 (nineteen years ago)

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 22:59 (nineteen years ago)

onethreadsummingupphoto

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 23:00 (nineteen years ago)

onephototorulethemall

― trans pacific donkey cell phone (sleep), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 23:01 (nineteen years ago)

― m@p (plosive), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 23:05 (nineteen years ago)

hey wow man, just what the wow.

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 23:17 (nineteen years ago)

that's going on myspace

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 23:26 (nineteen years ago)

omg hahahahaha gold

― rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 23:46 (nineteen years ago)

close noize board

― attack all monsters (skowly), Thursday, 18 January 2007 00:13 (nineteen years ago)

whoa nellie.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Thursday, 18 January 2007 03:31 (nineteen years ago)

bundgee otm

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Thursday, 18 January 2007 04:19 (nineteen years ago)

that is rilly rilly friggin' scary.

― scott seward (scott seward), Thursday, 18 January 2007 04:36 (nineteen years ago)

omg tears

― slackety yax (H2-H4), Thursday, 18 January 2007 11:41 (nineteen years ago)

really hope adam has seen beach2.jpg

― slackety yax (H2-H4), Friday, 19 January 2007 12:26 (nineteen years ago)

A lot of them aren't so crusty anymore, though, you know? Like you go to Minneapolis and spot some face-tatooed bike-messenger folks, and yeah, crusty, but then there's plenty of well-groomed grad-student types, and ... I dunno, at this point it's like a spectrum between crusty, the guy who works at a university and listens to world music, and just average types.
-- nabisco (--...), January 24th, 2007 8:57 PM.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 21:33 (nineteen years ago)

nabisco in the general vicinity of the money

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 21:35 (nineteen years ago)

LESS NABISCO MORE AWE OVER CUTTYHORSE

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 21:41 (nineteen years ago)

WHY IS CUTTYHORSE WEARIN' A HAT @ TH BEECH

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 21:42 (nineteen years ago)

STYLE

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 21:54 (nineteen years ago)

Dear Nabisco,

Thanks for the tacos! Theresa says it was a very "otm" thing to do.

Love,

JW and the MDNC

― UART variations (ex machina), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 18:45 (nineteen years ago)

Gross.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 18:48 (nineteen years ago)

AH THE OLD MONDAY DRINK NIGHTING CLUB

― 69 (plsmith), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 18:49 (nineteen years ago)

It is so awesome how much appreciation you can scam by giving people $1.50 tacos from only a block away! I'm doing that every night from now on. Except apparently I should keep a spare bag of kosher tacos.

― nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 2 February 2007 20:16 (nineteen years ago)

Who the hell keeps kosher?

― Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 2 February 2007 20:17 (nineteen years ago)

are koalas kosher

― UART variations (ex machina), Friday, 2 February 2007 20:19 (nineteen years ago)

Let's see, they are not pork or shellfish...but I think they count as having cloven feet, so I'm gonna guess no.

― Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 2 February 2007 20:22 (nineteen years ago)

koalas have toes. does that count as cloven?

― lauren (laurenp), Friday, 2 February 2007 20:26 (nineteen years ago)

I don't know, I don't think anything with toes is kosher! Hold on, I'll look it up.

― Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 2 February 2007 20:28 (nineteen years ago)

Of the "beasts of the earth" (which basically refers to land mammals with the exception of swarming rodents), you may eat any animal that has cloven hooves and chews its cud. Lev. 11:3; Deut. 14:6. Any land mammal that does not have both of these qualities is forbidden. The Torah specifies that the camel, the rock badger, the hare and the pig are not kosher because each lacks one of these two qualifications. Sheep, cattle, goats and deer are kosher.

http://www.jewfaq.org/kashrut.htm

― Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 2 February 2007 20:29 (nineteen years ago)

P.S. here's a cool trick for picking living spaces in the future. Punch your income into a calculator. Press the "minus" button (-). Now punch the rent in and press "equals" (=). A number will display on the screen. If there is a little minus sign in front of that number (-), then don't live there.
-- nabisco (--...), February 2nd, 2007 7:07 PM.

otm

― deej.. (deej..), Friday, 2 February 2007 20:30 (nineteen years ago)

thanks, laurel. koalas def. not kosher.

― lauren (laurenp), Friday, 2 February 2007 20:32 (nineteen years ago)

I always miss nabisco taco nite! :(

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 2 February 2007 20:34 (nineteen years ago)

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