zing

i think everyone should have to take a mandatory course called "learning to enjoy and find humour in getting one's own balls busted." people would enjoy life a lot more. and there'd be tons more great zings.

i'd wish the same upon you, kate, but i think you're miserable enough. also ken otm.

-- the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 July 2007 23:42 (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

come to think of it, alex - it was the media that attacked me + nearly crushed my hand.

-- dyson (dyson), Monday, January 26, 2004 12:53 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Link

It's a good thing you've never been robbed by a black person, dyson, you might have to join the kkk.

-- bnw (bnw), Monday, January 26, 2004 1:01 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Link

(xpost) otm. That woman is deeply frustrated
Turning Up The Suck - the Soundcheck and Sound Engineer Nightmare Thread
(not that I'm entirely unsympathetic about what happened, but my god...)

Ethan, why are you still dredging up 4-year-old shit re: Nate zings? Did he fuck your girl?

i just reposted a 3 year old zing!!

i got zinged

^^ potential ilx tee

hey dave i posted it because its a classic zing - my girl isnt a marmot or whatever so dude probly isnt interested in tapping it

it is more of an el-p zing anyway.

what thread is that schef kate zing from?

my girl isnt a marmot or whatever so dude probly isnt interested in tapping it

CLASSY

chaki, it's from i hate people having sex

What you do is you go inside the pain. Then, the pain is no longer inside you - it's outside. But then you realize there you are in this new space in your body again and maybe your body is still registering the pain. So you repeat the process. But I believe that each time you make that move you are actually doing something toward eventually healing that pain.

-- Tim Ellison, Wednesday, July 18, 2007 4:45 PM (1 hour ago)

i believe this is also called "denial"

-- akm, Wednesday, July 18, 2007 4:46 PM (1 hour ago)

more sigh than zing

i posted on ILX and all I got was this lacerating zing

eh, if i wanna see unfunny, drunk, coked-up assholes, i just walk around in my neighborhood.

-- hstencil, Thursday, July 19, 2007 2:16 PM (33 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

or look in the mirror???

-- Mr. Que, Thursday, July 19, 2007 2:17 PM (33 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

coyote nate probably like pigeon john

the stence zing seems more of a drum-riff half-zing joke, i think

Yeah, Braff is sickeningly precious, but come on. There's some 16 year old girl out there who is just discovering cute, precious boys, and comedy at the same time, and they think Braff hung the moon. Why you wanna beat up Braff and make that girl cry? She'll grow out of it, even if Braff won't.

-- kenan, Thursday, July 19, 2007 3:26 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

surely someone can work a good zing out of this and get us out of this rut

something along the lines of 'kenan 16 year old girls lol'

quite a lot to unpack there.

WTF, dudes? I think that's a perfectly reasonable thing to say. There are 16 yr old girls in the world -- in fact, over half of the population was one of them at one time -- and we are all aware of their existence. Work a little harder for zingage.

plenty of zings have been made in response to reasonable/defensible statements

if you can zing that you can probably zing every song steely dan ever wrote

the joke was that it was kenan, not that someone said something about 16 year old girls but never you mind me, i dont even make fun of kenan generally

kenan is acting quite the cuntrarian today; i feel he deserves this scorn.

the scorn of BEING IGNORED

when did you start having to "unpack" stuff people wrote?...it's just a bunch of bullshit on the internet, not a steamer trunk.

^^^^haa

helges0n tribute thread

But let's not fight about Happiness. I really like that movie.

-- kenan, Thursday, July 19, 2007

No great surprise there.

-- Elvis Telecom, Thursday, July 19, 2007 4:41 PM (17 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

^^^see i was digging for that earlier

:-)

cio Harry Potter anything srsly, fuck off, doesn't he just die from a buttfucking already?

-- Trayce, Friday, July 20, 2007 9:31 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

seriously. i dont want to hear anyone giving me shit for reading sweet valley high ever again.

-- sunny successor, Friday, July 20, 2007 9:32 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

:(

-- Curt1s Stephens, Friday, July 20, 2007 9:43 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

cio my ex txting me having happyfun drunktime at goth club I didnt go to because I am lazy antisocial prick and now I am alone and sad and he's telling me how much fun he is having :(

-- Trayce, Friday, July 20, 2007 10:33 AM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

well this is certainly better than hearing about harry potter.

-- jessie monster, Friday, July 20, 2007 10:33 AM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

sorry trayce but y'know zing's a zing

lol =)

yeah I only did it because it was right there. :D

Is that her real website?

-- Tuomas, Thursday, June 14, 2007 1:54 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link

We don't all have fakes running around on internet, Tuomas.

-- nathalie, Thursday, June 14, 2007 2:33 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link

i saw cilantro open for sebadoh back in '95 at tramps with love child and the dambuilders, they smoked me out, great set.

-- Mr. Que, Monday, July 23, 2007 3:27 PM (Monday, July 23, 2007 3:27 PM) Bookmark Link

^^^great fake line-up there^^^

maybe that was better for a lols thread than a zing thread

knob creek is fucking dreck compared to makers. knob creek on the rocks is like poop in a glass. seriously cardboardy aftertaste that many people have complained about before.. woodford reserve however is on par with the great taste of makers. chaki is truth.

-- chaki, Tuesday, July 24, 2007 10:07 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

this isn't ask chaki

-- river wolf, Tuesday, July 24, 2007 10:08 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

totally different board

-- river wolf, Tuesday, July 24, 2007 10:09 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

did you really need two posts to be unfunny?

-- chaki, Tuesday, July 24, 2007 10:14 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

three

-- river wolf, Tuesday, July 24, 2007 10:15 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

Ned, this is called schadenfreude rearing its beautiful head on a guy whose line of bullshit ran out long ago.

-- Dandy Don Weiner, Wednesday, July 25, 2007 9:54 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Link

So is your post called "Dandy Don Weiner humping the air"?

-- David R., Wednesday, July 25, 2007 9:57 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Link

Ned, this is called schadenfreude rearing its beautiful head on a guy whose line of bullshit ran out long ago.

-- Dandy Don Weiner, Wednesday, 25 July 2007 14:54 (3 hours ago) Link

So is your post called "Dandy Don Weiner humping the air"?

-- David R., Wednesday, 25 July 2007 14:57 (3 hours ago) Link

x-post lol

a real winner that one

such a foppish dandy he is!

considering they're hiding the monster, I kind of think even if someone did figure it out, they'd immediately change what the monster is.

something's probably going to go down at Comic Con on Thursday.

-- jessie monster, Wednesday, July 25, 2007 5:50 PM (19 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

wait, you think that a movie in the middle of production would just up and change a huge part of the movie the moment that someone on the internet figured out what it was going to be? or that they'd even be able to do such a thing? for someone named jessie monster you don't know shit about monsters.

-- Alex in Baltimore, Wednesday, July 25, 2007 6:13 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

i was on my way to post that one haha

"English Literature: How do they do that?" by L0u1s J4gg3r.

-- John Justen, Wednesday, July 25, 2007 5:10 PM (45 seconds ago) Bookmark Link