HI DERE MOUSE IN MY HOUSE

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omg he came back out of the hole again!

― nazi bikini (harbl), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 00:53 (nineteen years ago)

this mouse is ambitious, totally fearless

― nazi bikini (harbl), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 00:54 (nineteen years ago)

ok so my landlord never came over
expect a lot of this.

― the eunuchs, Cassim and Mustafa, who guarded Abdur Ali's harem (orion), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 00:54 (nineteen years ago)

no he is not a mondo landlord like my old one (every tenant caught like 30 mice but he didn't care). i think he just forgot. he loves me, though, i call him tomorrow. also he is here like every day to give me free high fives.

― nazi bikini (harbl), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 00:58 (nineteen years ago)

actually he might have been here when i was gone but didn't have materials

― nazi bikini (harbl), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 00:59 (nineteen years ago)

i had some pest control dudes put glue traps in my ceiling a few weeks ago. the last week a rat got caught in one and died and proceeded to turn my apartment into stankonia, so i had the guy come out and take the traps and the rat out. i'd rather have live rodents in my ceiling making a little noise than dead ones making it unlivable.

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 01:01 (nineteen years ago)

from the ile thread, this looks a great way to do it

http://glass.typepad.com/journal/2005/09/how_to_catch_a_.html

― -- (688), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 08:09 (nineteen years ago)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0962299707.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg crispin glover shows you the ropes

― chaki (chaki), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 08:37 (nineteen years ago)

http://img246.imageshack.us/img246/9821/menu02at9.jpg good film

― mentalismé (sanskrit), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 11:05 (nineteen years ago)

glue traps did it for us with gigantic bushwick mouse.

caitlin was yr last apt run by doncor (something like that)? did you have to deal w/ annette aka cruella deville?

― tehresa needs more out of this relationship than she's willing to put in (tehres, Tuesday, 22 August 2006 12:50 (nineteen years ago)

that bucket needs glass shards

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 16:32 (nineteen years ago)

cousin larry punji sticks

― =[[ (eman), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 16:37 (nineteen years ago)

guys i don't want to do a trap like that because my mice are never on the counter! only on the ground! that won't work!

i think my last apartment was run by perticone family ltd but then they sold it to joe "turn the heat down 2 degrees to save YOU money" schmoe i dunno who it was. it was the same management people though, and they liked to ignore maintenance requests (and mouse kill requests) and tried to evict one guy who complained too much because 'you're not happy here and we only want happy people so please leave' but then a lawyer told him to stay because that's not legal for them to do that (contracts)

― nazi bikini (harbl), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 18:42 (nineteen years ago)

maybe if i build some kind of contraption that allows them to get up to the counter...

― nazi bikini (harbl), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 18:43 (nineteen years ago)

i'm thinking stairs with little bits of cheese on each level

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 18:47 (nineteen years ago)

some kind of tiny mouse elevator or escalator with instructions ^_^

― nazi bikini (harbl), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 18:50 (nineteen years ago)

no that's ridiculous

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 18:51 (nineteen years ago)

http://principa.net/images/marketingscans/thumbs/cc_western.jpg

― chaki (chaki), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 18:53 (nineteen years ago)

get one cat

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 18:54 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.themut.com/images/products/1125244047-fullpic.jpg

try this ~~double-dildo~~ mousetrap

http://www.themut.com/zoomprod.php?pid=31

― gbx (skowly), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 18:56 (nineteen years ago)

(xp) i live near the western extermination building

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 19:01 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.smithsax.btinternet.co.uk/images/mousetrap.gif

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 19:02 (nineteen years ago)

oh i just saw my first one! my only thought was "I WANT TO KEEP HIM"

how can you kill those little babies? so cute u_u

― killy (baby lenin pin), Thursday, 24 August 2006 16:05 (nineteen years ago)

John: we need a mouse deterrent
i don't want to have to kill no more myself all barehanded like again
me: get one box gluetraps
John: need to get hole in wall plugged
me: there are no good deterents for rhodential pest control
yep
seal everything
no food etc in nonsealed containers
John: in SF we had an effective ultrasonic deterrent but these have failed me here
we have no food out
me: even in cabinets
John: they have only been seen in my room, felt on my leg
me: eeeeeeewwwwwwwwww
John: yes.
that one is ded
me: ha
thats odd
typically they dont like the smell of men
John: i spasmodica`lly woke up grabbed him and spiked him to the carpet. fatality! freaked me the fuck out.
me: thats why glue traps are so smelly
jesus fuck
thats lunacy

...and absolutely revolting
John: tell me about it
i was freaked
still am
that was tuesday
me: eww
John: ok, time to go to work
Sent at 9:14 AM on Friday

― bb (bbrz), Friday, 25 August 2006 13:05 (nineteen years ago)

if i was a mouse performance poet i would probably try to write something like that, and then i would perform it using two slightly different squeaky voices.

― estela (estela), Friday, 25 August 2006 13:25 (nineteen years ago)

ha....thing is, he's a former amatuer boxer. and i used to work for an alternatives to pesticides lobby.

― bb (bbrz), Friday, 25 August 2006 13:29 (nineteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

MOUSE SAGA BEGINS HERE.

Also the stupid shits two buildings down keep leaving their trash on the fucking sidewalk instead of IN A DUMPSTER so pretty soon I will be saying HI DERE RATS AND HOBOS.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Monday, 11 September 2006 03:19 (nineteen years ago)

I am totally naive for wanting to get a trap that just catches it so I can let it go outside? The glue traps suck (we had mice two years ago and the stupid things only managed to get stuck on EVERYTHING WE OWNED and if I have to see dead mice bodies I probably will cry.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Monday, 11 September 2006 03:23 (nineteen years ago)

am I even

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Monday, 11 September 2006 03:23 (nineteen years ago)

uh, kind naive. i dunno. also those traps are expensive right?

― disappointing goth fest line-up (orion), Monday, 11 September 2006 03:25 (nineteen years ago)

that's true. bleh maybe I can just poison them. I NEED TO SLEEP BUT I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT THE MOUSES.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Monday, 11 September 2006 03:42 (nineteen years ago)

bought one of those sonic deterrent things. arrives tomorrow, so lets see how it works

― -- (688), Monday, 11 September 2006 05:47 (nineteen years ago)

THERE IS ONE IN MY ROOM NOW I JUST SAW IT WHERE ARE THESE GUYS COMING FROM

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 03:19 (nineteen years ago)

the walls.

― disappointing goth fest line-up (orion), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 03:20 (nineteen years ago)

and under the floorboards.

― disappointing goth fest line-up (orion), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 03:20 (nineteen years ago)

their nest

― señor citizen (eman), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 03:21 (nineteen years ago)

they're in yer base, eatin yer foods

― disappointing goth fest line-up (orion), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 03:22 (nineteen years ago)

hahaha

― señor citizen (eman), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 03:26 (nineteen years ago)

god fucking dammit there is a medium sized and a GIANT hole in the wall behind the oven.

someone please come to hug me.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 03:33 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.darwinsgamecloset.com/images/MouseMouseGetOuttaMyHouse1994.jpg

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 04:21 (nineteen years ago)

put out rat poison. then it dies. then you get FLIES.

― killy (baby lenin pin), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 22:41 (nineteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

http://www.fecalface.com/SF/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=230

― bb (bbrz), Friday, 6 October 2006 11:52 (nineteen years ago)

one month passes...

hi dere mouse in my house.

― lsd sky chefs (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 16 November 2006 05:18 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.asc.upenn.edu/usr/cassidy/pix/paw/2006/47/pirates.jpg

― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Thursday, 16 November 2006 05:21 (nineteen years ago)

there's a mouse in my house, but i think he's a cutie.

― calvin johnson has ruined rock for an entire generation (orion), Thursday, 16 November 2006 05:25 (nineteen years ago)

hi dere skunk outside my house

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Thursday, 16 November 2006 05:44 (nineteen years ago)

hi dere mouse corpse in my trashcan (circa 1 week ago)
hi dere fresh mouse turds on the counter (circa every day)

― killy (baby lenin pin), Thursday, 16 November 2006 13:17 (nineteen years ago)

one year passes...

http://static.flickr.com/13/19591140_077d64f4f6.jpg

miss u bro

― gbx, Thursday, 17 January 2008 07:57 (eighteen years ago)

the saddest post ever :(

― remy bean, Thursday, 17 January 2008 07:59 (eighteen years ago)

Oh no! I'm so sorry, he was beautiful.

― ENBB, Thursday, 17 January 2008 14:30 (eighteen years ago)

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