posts very much in character

As a hitherto exclusively cunnilingual head-giver I feel uncomfortable answering this poll. Certainly my experiences have been good, but I feel I'd need to bite schlong before an accurate self-assessment could form. I shall have to assume my attributes are transferable.

― hello you are very gnocchi i would like taco you in the (country matters), Monday, August 3, 2009 7:11 PM (3 days ago) Bookmark

is it just redundant to put ljagger posts here now?

lol, i accidentally printed out this thread at work

it's like 20 pages long

it sat on the printer for like a half hour

at least it wasn't the 'are you good at performing oral sex' thread

lol, i accidentally printed out this thread at work

― mark cl, Thursday, August 6, 2009 Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

waiting with baited breath for shakey mo to troll the bimble thread

he got in fast with the john hughes - must have prepared a statement in advance

hmmm but he was so nice on that one it doesn't really count

this movie is gaytarded

― a narwhal done gored my sister nell (cankles), Monday, August 10, 2009 8:50 AM (10 hours ago)

"The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants"

I thought Shakey Mo started it.

Let me ask you two...are you guys...ya know...doing anything "special" before ya listen to it?

― SourPatchCorpse, den 8 juli 2009 22:20 (1 month ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Phil Spector: Murderer! [Started by Alex in NYC (vassifer) in February 2003, last updated 6 seconds ago by Obama Death Panel (Shakey Mo Collier)

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Daniel, I had come to accept your italicizing of song titles as a personal affectation, but I hadn't realized that you put album titles in roman. I just don't know about that.

― jaymc, Monday, August 17, 2009 5:00 PM

go Nick go! Scrub that paint! Scrub it!! Yeah!! (Shakey Mo Collier) wrote this on thread coen bros vs. tarantino on board I Love Everything on Aug 21, 2009

lolz well then I'd say the main difference is the Coen Bros scene sucked because I couldn't tell what happened

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go Nick go! Scrub that paint! Scrub it!! Yeah!! (Shakey Mo Collier) wrote this on thread What's a Democratic Congress going to do? on board I Love Everything on Aug 21, 2009

lolz like Hillary would be doing any better

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go Nick go! Scrub that paint! Scrub it!! Yeah!! (Shakey Mo Collier) wrote this on thread P2K: The Top 500 Tracks of the 2000s: 20-1 on board I Love Music on Aug 21, 2009

lolz lex prepare to be disappointed

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go Nick go! Scrub that paint! Scrub it!! Yeah!! (Shakey Mo Collier) wrote this on thread P2K: The Top 500 Tracks of the 2000s: 20-1 on board I Love Music on Aug 21, 2009

I mean, 2008 was "A Milli," "Single Ladies" and "I Kissed A Girl"

lolz well I did already know the last two and what can I say, shitty songs like these are why I don't pay attention. it isn't worth it.

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go Nick go! Scrub that paint! Scrub it!! Yeah!! (Shakey Mo Collier) wrote this on thread P2K: The Top 500 Tracks of the 2000s: 20-1 on board I Love Music on Aug 21, 2009

lolz lets not have this what is "pop music" argument again

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go Nick go! Scrub that paint! Scrub it!! Yeah!! (Shakey Mo Collier) wrote this on thread P2K: The Top 500 Tracks of the 2000s: 20-1 on board I Love Music on Aug 21, 2009

lolz I am NOT 45

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go Nick go! Scrub that paint! Scrub it!! Yeah!! (Shakey Mo Collier) wrote this on thread thread for i love you man starring paul rudd jason segel rashida jones lou ferrigno on board I Love Everything on Aug 21, 2009

lolz I saw this last night too - it was okay, but definitely had some basic writing 101 problems structurally. nowhere near as good as Role Models (or Step Brothers)

Daniel, I had come to accept your italicizing of song titles as a personal affectation, but I hadn't realized that you put album titles in roman. I just don't know about that.

― jaymc, Monday, August 17, 2009 5:00 PM

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― Anatomy of a Morbius (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, August 17, 2009

In fairness, I was totally provoking him.

(j/k, obv.)

2 for 1

""a challop is just an unpopular fact" is a challop" is a challop

― King Boy on Parole (King Boy Pato), Saturday, August 22, 2009 6:46 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

nah KBP that's an unpopular fact

― Amateur Darraghmatics (darraghmac), Saturday, August 22, 2009 6:46 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

playing to defined roles there in fairness

so many great canks posts itt but had to go w/

i'm talking about huge dicks slapping youre tender mouth

― a narwhal done gored my sister nell (cankles), Monday, August 24, 2009 3:11 AM (2 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
*strangles u w/ some nitrile gloves*

― a narwhal done gored my sister nell (cankles), Monday, August 24, 2009 3:11 AM (2 days ago)

by "great" i mean "in character" - wish he wouldnt get so much into faux-racist trolling sometimes

I like that an hour later you felt the need to come back and add that disclaimer. ;-)

haha well tbf i was reading most of that thread in bits and pieces in my phone and didnt realize he was banned til after. but my disclaimer is a bit disingenuous - ive got no qulams about loling at the posts i quoted, theyre A+ canks

this is great hangover comedy

― El Tomboto, Tuesday, January 1, 2008 4:20 PM Bookmark

o man canks got banned again while i was away? can someone link me?

Anticipating Quentin Tarantino's "Inglourious Basterds"...

ha er oh well fair enough : /

IT HAS LEAKED

getting now!

― Bee OK, Saturday, 31 January 2009 04:09 (6 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

If that man really does run for President, I would like whoever does opposition research to come and talk to me. Lots of fun stories from when he lived next door to my dad.

― lacoste intolerant (suzy), Friday, September 11, 2009 8:35 AM Bookmark

Could also have used:

How are the clothes? Good friend from high school is doing the costume design.

― lacoste intolerant (suzy), Friday, September 11, 2009 2:44 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

haha ive got to hand it to suzy

she just does not give a fuq

is she fronting or

i have no idea

she just does not give a fuq

― Angus Young (roxymuzak), Saturday, September 12, 2009 4:17 PM

that makes 2 of us

this was the only genuinely entertaining moment of the entire show - lolz Kanye I loves ya pls never stop being on live TV
― Blanket McCulkin (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, September 14, 2009 3:38 PM (1 hour ago)

lolz

totally lolling here lolz

lolz lolz lolz lolz lolz

lolz at shakey's constant lolling - he must be constantly giggling

urgh constant constantly

finding oneself guilty of crimes against rhetoric during ineluctable web-based waffles = the worst of all crashing feelings

From the Van Sant thread:

aven't bothered with this guy since Even Cowgirls...

― Blanket McCulkin (Shakey Mo Collier),

He can't even be bothered to say Van Sant's name, like he works in Subway or something.

he can't even be bothered to spell out the "h" in "haven't"

shakey mo cheapside

the wire is as good as the movie traffic was my favourite

ineluctable web-based waffles w/ maple syrup please

how dare Shakey not say the word Gus on the Internet!