Who is the biggest Captain-Save-A-Cyber-Ho on ILX?

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― huell howser (chaki), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 01:28 (twenty years ago)

not great sex, but nonetheless

― strng hlkngtn (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 01:28 (twenty years ago)

hi jess!

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 01:31 (twenty years ago)

hi! that was just an experiment! i guess i was un-banned at some point. i suspect i will be re-banned soonish.

― strng hlkngtn (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 01:32 (twenty years ago)

only if you try to have sex with me.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 01:40 (twenty years ago)

(Is Jess female?)

-- Momus (nic...), May 1st, 2003 11:42 PM.

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only my undertaker knows for sure
-- jess (dubplatestyl...), May 1st, 2003 11:44 PM.

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wait JESS is a woman? I thought all of you LAFFED at me when i told my story of thinking jess was a woman named jessICA back on the "wish happy birthday to jess" thread earlier this year ?
and now everyone is treating jess as a female? WTF? is there a mangina here???????????????

-- Vic (Iodine99...), May 1st, 2003 11:45 PM.

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Based on nothing:

Round 1 results:
kate over ally
jess over felicity

Round 2
POO: kate v jess

-- Roman (caff...), May 1st, 2003 11:47 PM.

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best thread evah
-- jess (dubplatestyl...), May 1st, 2003 11:49 PM.

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JESS over FELICITY? what kind of crazy world do you live in?
-- di smith (lucylure...), May 1st, 2003 11:49 PM.

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based on vic's info:
The hottest chick on the board is JESS!
BOHICA (Bend Over, Here It Comes Again!)

-- Roman (caff...), May 1st, 2003 11:49 PM.

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fear the gaping mouth of my demon vagina
-- jess (dubplatestyl...), May 1st, 2003 11:51 PM.

― huell howser (chaki), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 01:45 (twenty years ago)

i wish you noise types no ill will.

― strng hlkngtn (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 01:48 (twenty years ago)

it's true, you haven't maligned us in print anytime recently that i'm aware of.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 01:53 (twenty years ago)

but seriously congratulations on your fancy new job. heard about that the other day.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 01:53 (twenty years ago)

haha

― strng hlkngtn (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 01:53 (twenty years ago)

i'm working on a big "HSTENCIL IS A COCK" cover story, don't worry

― strng hlkngtn (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 01:54 (twenty years ago)

j/k thanx

― strng hlkngtn (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 01:54 (twenty years ago)

now hstencil, see if you can get jess and dominique to make out

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 01:55 (twenty years ago)

she is so out of my league it isn't even funny

― strng hlkngtn (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 01:56 (twenty years ago)

but you both think lightning bolt sounds like metallica!!!!

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 01:58 (twenty years ago)

all of a sudden i'm flashing back to the girl i dated for a week in high school because she "liked fIREHOSE."

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 01:58 (twenty years ago)

whats the job strongo?

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 01:58 (twenty years ago)

military strongman

― strng hlkngnt (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 02:00 (twenty years ago)

no, someone actually gave me control of a music section

― strng hlkngtn (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 02:02 (twenty years ago)

i promise to be KIND TO NOISE...no more screeds

― strng hlkngtn (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 02:02 (twenty years ago)

i imagine i'll have about as much luck pitching you as people who i haven't slagged off online.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 02:03 (twenty years ago)

haha AND IT BEGINS

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 02:03 (twenty years ago)

great jess, i love the pennysaver

― Dr. Glen Y. Abreu (dr g), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 02:04 (twenty years ago)

haha joel if you've got something keyed to a bmore show go for it...i've got far more annoying people on ilx pitching me

― strng hlkngtn (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 02:05 (twenty years ago)

hi jess!

― j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 02:06 (twenty years ago)

$10 to whoever guesses who started bugging me even before my first day

hi blount!

― strng hlkngtn (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 02:06 (twenty years ago)

I'd like to nurse her back to health, etc.

-- The Original Jimmy Mod: Waiting for the return of the Lohan's titties

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 02:07 (twenty years ago)

miccio?

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 02:07 (twenty years ago)

no, i like miccio

― strng hlkngtn (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 02:09 (twenty years ago)

ethan!

― huell howser (chaki), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 02:09 (twenty years ago)

hint: ;-)

― strng hlkngtn (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 02:09 (twenty years ago)

Eddy. i hear there are pay cuts at VV

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 02:09 (twenty years ago)

most unfun, gear

― strng hlkngtn (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 02:10 (twenty years ago)

ah so the first big story will be a five pager on the return of the Pumpkins

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 02:11 (twenty years ago)

jess, i like you, i've always thought your anger was funny, but seriously, this is the most human and nice i've ever seen you

― JAXON (jaxon), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 02:11 (twenty years ago)

are you ok?

― JAXON (jaxon), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 02:12 (twenty years ago)

congrats jess! thats rad.

ned could be the listings editor.

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 02:12 (twenty years ago)

or is this what not hating your job can do for a person?

― JAXON (jaxon), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 02:12 (twenty years ago)

SOMEONE GIVE JOREL A JOB!

― JAXON (jaxon), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 02:12 (twenty years ago)

― vahid (vahid), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 02:14 (twenty years ago)

haha i am still a pretty bitter guy!

― strng hlkngtn (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 02:16 (twenty years ago)

I AM JUST TRYING TO EXTEND THE OLIVE BRANCH

― strng hlkngtn (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 02:17 (twenty years ago)

i would be much nicer if i had gainful, meaningful employment, yes. or at least i think so. it's been so long since i had a job like that it's hard to remember what it would be like, to like a job.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 02:20 (twenty years ago)

stence i thought you were working for mlb?

― j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 02:23 (twenty years ago)

Jess: you working for City Paper?

― The Original Jimmy Mod: Waiting for the return of the Lohan's titties (The Famo, Wednesday, 31 August 2005 02:37 (twenty years ago)

yes

― strng hlkngtn (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 02:39 (twenty years ago)

i think i mentioned this before but seriously try to get them to bring back that comic strip week in review page they used to have. also you should get jamal lewis to review the young jeezy album.

― j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 02:41 (twenty years ago)

they have a lot of comics! i think they take comics very seriously there

― strng hlkngtn (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 02:42 (twenty years ago)

i got fired in june, and it was temp anyway.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 02:58 (twenty years ago)

hi jess!

― The last honest gentleman (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 03:01 (twenty years ago)

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