RIDING GIANTESS

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YEAH I READ BOING BOING TOO

sexyDancer, Wednesday, 12 September 2007 20:02 (eighteen years ago)

two months pass...

Update: Latest issue of THE ALL NEW ATOM features some heavy giantess-on-Atom action.

http://www.dccomics.com/comics/?cm=8323

ian, Monday, 12 November 2007 21:09 (eighteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

I have attracted 3 girls in a row over 5'10"

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 4 December 2007 23:16 (eighteen years ago)

just because you hit on someone, it doesn't mean you attracted them.

ian, Tuesday, 4 December 2007 23:19 (eighteen years ago)

Ian have you ever been inside a bar?

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 4 December 2007 23:20 (eighteen years ago)

Your memory that bad, jonny?

ian, Tuesday, 4 December 2007 23:21 (eighteen years ago)

I have been drinking

so much

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 4 December 2007 23:21 (eighteen years ago)

tall girls have longer legs
but short girls have shorter vaginas

bell_labs, Tuesday, 4 December 2007 23:23 (eighteen years ago)

(or so i have been told)

bell_labs, Tuesday, 4 December 2007 23:24 (eighteen years ago)

What are your thoughts on men who date women under 5'2"?
What are your thoughts on me who date asian women?
Where should I have dinner?
Who wants to get drinks?

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 4 December 2007 23:25 (eighteen years ago)

me who date asian women

nickalicious, Tuesday, 4 December 2007 23:28 (eighteen years ago)

pow pow zing zing zing

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 4 December 2007 23:32 (eighteen years ago)

shorter vaginas?

hstencil, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 02:42 (eighteen years ago)

i was told that on gchat today!

bell_labs, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 02:46 (eighteen years ago)

i dont think thats true

max, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 02:47 (eighteen years ago)

stuck tampons

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 02:47 (eighteen years ago)

tell me more

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 02:47 (eighteen years ago)

I think it is true a bit

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 02:47 (eighteen years ago)

i am not even sure what it is supposed to mean.

hstencil, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 02:52 (eighteen years ago)

HIT THE WOMB

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 03:09 (eighteen years ago)

please don't hit the womb :o

bell_labs, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 03:15 (eighteen years ago)

I'n holding back here

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 03:27 (eighteen years ago)

err on this thread

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 03:27 (eighteen years ago)

Did you get a tampon stuck in you JW? :(

Abbott, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 03:29 (eighteen years ago)

http://gawker.com/news/williamsburg/williamsburg-tampon-finally-unstuck-247401.php

^ joel's friend, v short

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 03:30 (eighteen years ago)

i guess they had to take the photo down.

hstencil, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 03:50 (eighteen years ago)

also i'd think being, um, "short" would mean being less likely to get stuck? i dunno, whatevers.

hstencil, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 03:52 (eighteen years ago)

the photo is in wboard

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 03:54 (eighteen years ago)

caverns of mars

bell_labs, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 03:55 (eighteen years ago)

http://2600connection.atari.org/conquest.jpg

bell_labs, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 03:58 (eighteen years ago)

http://webs.lander.edu/rsfox/rsfoximages3/onychop19_x480_x_360x.gif

ian, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 04:05 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.actiontao.com/news/news.jpg

ian, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 04:06 (eighteen years ago)

http://data1.blog.de/blog/k/kikita/img/men-women.jpg

ian, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 04:07 (eighteen years ago)

http://io.uwinnipeg.ca/%7Esimmons/images/lb6fig7b.gif

ian, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 04:10 (eighteen years ago)

^^^i'd hit it

mookieproof, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 04:12 (eighteen years ago)

like throwin a hotdog down a hallway

bell_labs, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 04:12 (eighteen years ago)

from now on my go to GIS for weird shit is gonna be "short vagina"

ian, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 04:16 (eighteen years ago)

Is She a Good Fit?

If a woman has a small mouth and short fingers she will have a small, short Vagina. A good fit for a short penis and not recommended for a large penis.

If she has big, thick lips, her Vagina is will be wide and thick.

If she has deep set eyes, her Vagina will be deep.

A woman with 'skinny' eyelids, will have a deep Vagina.

A woman with thick fleshy eyelids will have a short Vagina.

A Woman with bulging eyes, will have a very short Vagina. A woman with such a short Vagina is wise to avoid a man with a large penis as during intercourse his penis will penetrate the Cervix which can be quite harmful.

A woman who is nearsighted will have a deep Vagina. The more near sighted she is the deeper the Vagina.

A woman with big watery eyes, will have a big watery Vagina. Again, the bigger the eyes, the bigger the Vagina. This woman will find a man with a shorter penis unsatisfying.

A woman with a wide mouth and thin lips will have a narrow and deep Vagina.

Puckered, protruding lips or protruding bone structure indicate an elastic Vagina. It could be big or small, but it will be very wet, warm, and soft. It also vibrates and trembles and is often referred to as a 'talking Vagina.'

A woman who is tough and emotionless will have a hard, dry Vagina.

A woman with narrow cheeks and jaws, will have a small, crooked Vagina. If it is only slightly curved this is not a problem. However, if the curve is significant, she will need a long narrow penis.

If a woman has a narrow forhead and flat nose, she will have a short, wide vagina.

If she has protruding cheek bones, she will have a very deep Vagina and a strong sexual desire. This is not considered all that desireable as her desire potentially will consume or devour her partner.

If a woman has a dimple, she has a very short Vagina.

ian, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 04:17 (eighteen years ago)

'talking Vagina.'

sleep, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 04:21 (eighteen years ago)

during intercourse his penis will penetrate the Cervix which is physically impossible.

Abbott, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 04:24 (eighteen years ago)

you say that with great cervixtude

mookieproof, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 04:24 (eighteen years ago)

yeah, abbot, sorry they made that one mistake. everything else is 100% OTM tho don't worry.

ian, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 04:27 (eighteen years ago)

big watery Vagina

sleep, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 04:34 (eighteen years ago)

A woman who is tough and emotionless will have a hard, dry Vagina.

^^ favorite

ian, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 04:35 (eighteen years ago)

a woman with slanty eyes will have a sideways vagina

bell_labs, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 04:36 (eighteen years ago)

a woman at the beach will have a sandy vagina

hstencil, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 04:38 (eighteen years ago)

confucius say....

ian, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 04:39 (eighteen years ago)

a woman with 100 legs will have centipedes in her vagina

bell_labs, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 04:39 (eighteen years ago)

I just got invited to a CAMPFIRE by a giantess

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 20:22 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.seinfeld-fan.net/pictures/george/george_costanza032.jpg

Whiney G. Weingarten, Friday, 7 December 2007 08:02 (eighteen years ago)


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