posts very much in character

Hey, maybe give it 10-20 years for the incestuous agenda to take root and the majority of you could be calling people, who have an ewwwww reaction to incest, incestaphobes.

It'll start by people starting to talk more often and openly about incest, and then the media will try to portray people interested in incest as victims. After that all the great historical figures who have had incestuous relationship will be honored (and even many who haven't, but new studies will come out claiming they have). Then the target will be people morally opposed to incest and any scientific evidence giving it a bad rap. Everything will be done to make them look bad or false. Then the activist groups will try to get lots of funding and celebrity endorsements. Next laws will change. People will be forced to attend divisity training if they even slightly mention what they really think about incest, because it might make people in incestuous relationships feel 'unsafe.'

This is all hypothetical of course.

-- A Nairn (moretap), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 15:24 (1 year ago) Link

Actually, there's proof of Noah’s ark. They found Noah’s ark on the side of an ice covered mountain, a man was brought down to it, and pictures were taken of the compartments for all of the animals and things like that. But in the way the ark was positioned on this mountain, there was no way of getting it down. It, once again, is covered with ice. So it is not noticeable once again.

-- A Nairn (moretap), Friday, May 2, 2003 9:25 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Link

lolololololol

I think is fairly reasonable form someone to be skeptical about single cell organisms slowly morphing into fish slowly morphing into hippos into spiders into monkeys into people over many generations. Personally I think is pretty astonding that there is a large amount of people that totally believe evolution is full answer. There are too many 'missing links.'

-- A Nairn (moretap), Friday, 4 April 2003 15:22 (4 years ago) Link

did he get his idea of evolution from that hologram in Mission to Mars?

did you see Mission to Mars?

sadly yes

This would be soooo much better if you could filter out the Burning Man people!!!

-- gygax! (gygax!), Friday, April 15, 2005 3:47 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Link

a little google goes a long way

-- JasonD (JasonD), Friday, October 3, 2003 12:10 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Link

I use mine to render 3d n00dz of Laura Croft.

-- R.I.P. West Village Bird Shaman ]-`: (ex machina), Friday, 24 March 2006 22:52 (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

too bad the doctors didn't have a handgun handy

-- Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, January 4, 2008 1:22 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

^^^feel free to use this against me, I'm going to bed.

-- Just got offed, Saturday, January 5, 2008 9:37 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

Ask God when you stand before his judgment seat, but I hope that you're ready for it.

http://www.cross-preacher.com/images/God004.jpg

???

I genuinely like romantic comedies, I often watch them with my friends, so I don't see why I shouldn't admit that. It hasn't done much bad so far.

-- Tuomas, Sunday, 6 January 2008 21:31 (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

lololol

"i often watch them with my friends"

I voted for "I Love Candy" because honestly, who doesn't?

-- Mordechai Shinefield, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 11:07 (24 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

http://www.horrorlair.com/movies/images/hard-candy-onesheet.jpg

My favorites? Candy Corn.

At, not with.

ok being that i work with/in the IC can I just go ahead and let you guys know that "actionable intelligence" means information which has been processed, evaluated (corroborated) and summarized in such a way as to be readily applicable in the decision making process by the people tasked with a given decision

-- El Tomboto, Wednesday, January 9, 2008 1:18 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

but once again, i don't hate hillary, if you'd bother to listen

-- gabbneb, Wednesday, January 9, 2008 1:19 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

BACK 2 BACK BABAY

The first 10 minutes suggest it'd work best as a silent film. As most good talkies would.

-- Dr Morbius, Saturday, January 12, 2008 2:47 PM (47 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

http://www.wilsonsalmanac.com/images2/keaton_buster2_sm.jpg

fuk u if you cannot remember when Reagan was prez

-- gabbneb, Thursday, 10 January 2008 22:33 (5 days ago) Link

I'm so cavalier about this shit. I've been secretly hoping for the apocalypse since I was about nine years old, though

-- El Tomboto, Tuesday, January 15, 2008 5:39 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

jw, I had that Keaton photo on my fridge for years.

I would like to see what else is on that fridge

free speech = over-rated
-- stevem (blueski), Thursday, March 13, 2003

these minor-candidate-free debates are great

-- gabbneb, Wednesday, January 16, 2008 3:12 AM (11 hours ago)

that 4-note T-mobile theme ring. fuck songs.

-- Alex in Baltimore, Wednesday, January 16, 2008 3:50 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

the only ring that works on my phone is nokia tone. for some reason all of the other .mids broke a couple months ago. i have the crappiest phone possible though but yeah fuck ringtone dorks.

Has anyone invented vibrating ringtones yet? I want to get a text message and have my phone vibrate to the beat of a popular r&b song.

I think some of the midi implementations let you

i want booty bass ringtones.

Congratulations on not having cancer! Drinks and smokes all around!

xp Gud-bye, Maxie.

-- Laurel, Thursday, January 17, 2008 12:32 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

I think some of the midi implementations let you

-- Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, January 16, 2008 8:07 PM (Wednesday, January 16, 2008 8:07 PM) Bookmark Link

i think maybe i want an audio recording of a cell phone vibrating while lying on a metal table as my ringtone.

J Mascis has the best ringtone, he just put his phone on top of his drum and then he just like whacked the drum with a drumstick and he recorded it onto his phone, so when his phone, well...rings, it actually just goes, "BABABABABA!" (laughs).

If you're still reading this, you aren't masturbating enough.
-- Momus (Momus), Tuesday, November 12, 2002 3:03 AM (5 years ago) Bookmark Link

(Has anyone as young as 20 won Best Actress? Counting the seconds til jaymc's answer...)

-- Dr Morbius, Thursday, January 17, 2008 6:39 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

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Marlee Matlin was 21: she's the youngest.

-- jaymc, Thursday, January 17, 2008 6:40 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

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Page will turn 21 before the ceremony but will still be a few months younger than Matlin was.

-- jaymc, Thursday, January 17, 2008 6:41 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

ahahah

literally, seconds.

I have recently decided to invest 500 million dollars into making a GIANT PUPPY made up of a series of smaller puppies.

-- jessie monster, Friday, January 18, 2008 12:33 AM (27 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

I thought Anna Paquin won BA for The Piano

i think it was best supporting actress

And anyway, the youngest in that category is Tatum O'Neal for 'Paper Moon'.

i remember when i first heard "welcome back" on the radio, it was so nice to have ma$e back, i welcomed him

-- M@tt He1ges0n, Friday, January 18, 2008 1:26 PM (31 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

fuck! awesome dr. yakub...i forgot about him!

i really miss the five percent nation of islam.

-- M@tt He1ges0n, Thursday, April 26, 2007 3:38 PM (8 months ago) Bookmark Link

haha

that was great until it sped up!

-- ian, Tuesday, December 11, 2007 6:16 AM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link