GODAMN YOU MACDONLADS
― Slime Goobody (Old Lunch), Monday, 17 May 2021 16:23 (five years ago)
the puny nugget
― Shaidar Logoff (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 20 May 2021 10:25 (five years ago)
https://i.imgur.com/5kUif4v.jpg
― cerebral halsey (rip van wanko), Tuesday, 6 July 2021 15:59 (four years ago)
wait.... what
― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 6 July 2021 17:10 (four years ago)
more suited to TSC perhaps
― cerebral halsey (rip van wanko), Tuesday, 6 July 2021 17:21 (four years ago)
Banksy does it again
― KEEP HONKING -- I'M BOBOING (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 6 July 2021 17:55 (four years ago)
jizz thumb
― ✖, Thursday, 8 July 2021 04:23 (four years ago)
lol
― Z_TBD (Karl Malone), Thursday, 8 July 2021 07:34 (four years ago)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EWA7o2xXYAoBDsD?format=jpg&name=900x900
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 14 July 2021 00:05 (four years ago)
lol why is thom york in it
that's amazing
i wonder if anyone else in there is famous?
― Z_TBD (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 14 July 2021 00:19 (four years ago)
the fluoride guy eating the burger looks familiar
― Z_TBD (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 14 July 2021 00:20 (four years ago)
look at them eating a burger, sipping their bubble tea, staring, looking at their phones, eating ice cream, thom yorke drinking coffee, looking at their phones, 3 people all standing next to each other on a phone call with each other, staring, and the guy in front who captures the entire scene as a selfie with perfect depth of field
― Z_TBD (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 14 July 2021 00:21 (four years ago)
not even trying to hide it
https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.6435-9/241803187_10159599876992220_1949740812017727238_n.png?_nc_cat=1&ccb=1-5&_nc_sid=9267fe&_nc_ohc=RsqAA4tA6fEAX9YLSKs&_nc_ht=scontent-lga3-1.xx&oh=07049acec261a49d5e3aeb2fa9556c38&oe=6167BF7F
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Tuesday, 14 September 2021 16:56 (four years ago)
how many schools even have cathode ray televisions in this flatscreen age
― you are like a scampicane, there's calm in your fries (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 14 September 2021 17:29 (four years ago)
God is the new gym teacher
― think “Gypsy-Pixie” and misspelled. (We are a white family.) (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 15 September 2021 03:13 (four years ago)
GOD: one more deadlift. you can do it.HUMAN: no i can't, i'm exhaustedGOD: you got this. you got this.HUMAN: no i don't, god. i can't even stand up straightGOD: but i made humans with a design that guaranteed that--HUMAN: godDAM- i'm sorry. i'm sorry.GOD: fuck. you went thereHUMAN: i'm sorry. it's not vanity. it's reality. i can't lift this.GOD: fuck you, human. i figured you didn't have what it takes. even though i put it in you.HUMAN: hey FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU for that. GOD: ...HUMAN: i'm sorry, uuughGOD: great, "i'm sorry" from the humans. "i'm so sorry! waaaaah! i fucked up! why am i like this?! trite"
― "HYYOOOOOOONK!" is the sound I make (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 15 September 2021 03:31 (four years ago)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FEGfwGIXsAcAdF-?format=jpg&name=900x900
― Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Saturday, 13 November 2021 21:22 (four years ago)
that one actually makes sense if you imagine that's the anti-vax cult
― just staying (Karl Malone), Saturday, 13 November 2021 21:36 (four years ago)
🚨🚨NEW MCNAUGHTON JUST DROPPED🚨🚨 pic.twitter.com/ldhTYlKTdm— American Propagandist (@ArmyStrang) November 16, 2021
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 16 November 2021 22:09 (four years ago)
lol, Teddy would shoot Trump right in the face
― Lou Christie's Mosh Pit (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 16 November 2021 22:22 (four years ago)
abe is ready to fuck
― just staying (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 16 November 2021 22:32 (four years ago)
JFK on the left wing, subtle.
― weregoats of boston (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 17 November 2021 01:07 (four years ago)
garrison feuding with scott adams!!!
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FJeP3_VWUAc98QS?format=jpg&name=large
― Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Wednesday, 19 January 2022 17:38 (four years ago)
what a own
― Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Wednesday, 19 January 2022 17:39 (four years ago)
i didn't realize that scott adams pulled a david brooks
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 19 January 2022 17:52 (four years ago)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FJlFW6NVQAI4aAL?format=jpg&name=medium
― Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Friday, 21 January 2022 15:47 (four years ago)
I for one can't wait to see what happens next.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Friday, 21 January 2022 15:49 (four years ago)
you have three weeks
― Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Friday, 21 January 2022 15:55 (four years ago)
What font is YOU HAVE THREE WEEKS in? It looks like a Gadzooks t-shirt from the year 2000.
― peace, man, Friday, 21 January 2022 16:18 (four years ago)
Looks vaguely Trekkie.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Friday, 21 January 2022 16:28 (four years ago)
God, the "Brandon" thing has become like one of those bad summer camp inside jokes that just takes on a life of its own beyond any meaning it originally had
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Friday, 21 January 2022 19:54 (four years ago)
it is very much the conservative "get in my belly"
― i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 26 January 2022 23:52 (four years ago)
Conservative humor is an oxymoron.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Wednesday, 26 January 2022 23:55 (four years ago)
Our powerful @JewishChron cartoon this week sums up the @amnesty story pic.twitter.com/qEqAkf4SEt— Jake Wallis Simons (@JakeWSimons) February 3, 2022
― soref, Thursday, 3 February 2022 18:05 (four years ago)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FKxTETQWQAAC4-V?format=jpg&name=medium
― lag∞n, Friday, 4 February 2022 18:08 (four years ago)
Free speech brings down Society and Democracy?
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Friday, 4 February 2022 18:09 (four years ago)
not clear which side that cartoon is taking
― Muad'Doob (Moodles), Friday, 4 February 2022 18:10 (four years ago)
i am very confused by both of these cartoons
― towards fungal computer (harbl), Friday, 4 February 2022 18:35 (four years ago)
apartheid is garbage that amnesty international is dumping? who is the guy?
― towards fungal computer (harbl), Friday, 4 February 2022 18:36 (four years ago)
That cartoon is nonsensical garbage Tim Pool is such a comical piece of shit
― There's A Goots In My House (stevie), Saturday, 5 February 2022 11:14 (four years ago)
I have gotten some questions about the painting in Rep. Dan Crenshaw’s campaign office so here it is, including close ups (seated portrait is by NYT photog Annie Mulligan) https://t.co/TaUq2rPy0Y pic.twitter.com/rsTDVHKBpv— Shane Goldmacher (@ShaneGoldmacher) February 28, 2022
― lag∞n, Monday, 28 February 2022 17:00 (four years ago)
getting strong Pawnee town hall mural vibes
― Muad'Doob (Moodles), Monday, 28 February 2022 17:06 (four years ago)
this painting answers many questions about the size of my erect penis raised by this painting
― Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Monday, 28 February 2022 17:48 (four years ago)
hes outdone himself, just the shear number of guys
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FQj9_ZSXMAYVoxn?format=jpg&name=large
― lag∞n, Monday, 18 April 2022 19:14 (four years ago)
was not expecting gollum!
― Karl Malone, Monday, 18 April 2022 19:27 (four years ago)
"Excuse me, sir, I'd like to speak to you about your car's extended warranty."
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Monday, 18 April 2022 19:32 (four years ago)
Sir, there’s never a good time for this, but as your financial advisor I do want you to know that this is the perfect time to finalize your will
― Karl Malone, Monday, 18 April 2022 19:56 (four years ago)
I think Lenin and Stalin are beefing between each other across the crowd.
― jmm, Monday, 18 April 2022 20:19 (four years ago)
are we supposed to know who mr. shitty blue suit is?
― na (NA), Monday, 18 April 2022 20:21 (four years ago)