lord custos tribute thread

oh god

you couldn't even ban custos because he wasn't so much a racist as an imbecile

http://www.ludickid.com/122503.htm

omg

geoff you are today's winner in the internet archeology sweepstakes

i am today's winner in the being a complete fuckup because i can remember "lord custos's" real name is "william renkin" but not what the birthdays of anyone close to me are contest

srsly, a line from keats in there? nope. william renkin.

how do you know his name??

his old email address

i remembered his old email i guess. he was in his heydey when i first arrived and was trying to figure this place out so i guess it stuck

xpost

god that's in poor taste, custos.
-- vahid (vahid), Sunday, May 4, 2003 3:32 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Link

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But its hilarious.
-- David Allen, Sunday, May 4, 2003 3:34 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Link

And one thing I know is I ain't no suckah, sucka. I been at all this shit longer than mosta your bitch asses. I don't know why you bringing "sexual" into this, I am a 45 year-old straight man with kids. What have I said that is "sexual"? I find this part fascinating.

Yo, moonship, keep it gully!

-- Saxby D. Elder, Thursday, May 24, 2007 3:02 AM (52 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

nice abrupt change of tone there with the last sentence.

every forksclovetofu post

Cunga

KRS-One had the right idea, but he was a bit too crazed. I prefer Michael Franti of the DHH. He's Jello Biafra with a tan!

-- Lord Custos X, Friday, June 14, 2002 12:00 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Link

omg

the problem is that the definition of "unfit to live" might suddenly change while the purge is going on. First the so-called "cleansers" get rid of the "obvious losers and wastes of vital resources" and then they suddenly add "suspected losers and wastes of vital resources"; and then they start weeding within their own ranks. Eventually, everybody is fair game in the Coming Cull.
Like my uncle would've said "hey...if the bad buys can do it to a Jew, they can just as easy do it to you."
and so forth.

-- Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Sunday, August 8, 2004 2:16 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Link

wow... where to start

the problem with genocide is that it might lead to infighting!!

custos is x+1 times better than the "sensitive" new ILE crew

"WHERE'S MAH TIP?"

-- latebloomer, Thursday, April 19, 2007 7:54 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link

"U AIN'T GETTING NO PIZZA 'TIL I GETS MAH TIP!"

-- latebloomer, Thursday, April 19, 2007 7:59 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link

"UM...TIP?"

-- latebloomer, Thursday, April 19, 2007 8:03 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link

"LOOK, LAST LADY TOTALLY STIFFED ME...I AIN'T GOIN' HOME TONITE WITHOUT..."

-- latebloomer, Thursday, April 19, 2007 8:04 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link

"WAIT...AM I BEING PUNK'D? ASHTON?"

-- latebloomer, Thursday, April 19, 2007 8:05 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link

BAD MOVIE NIGHT 4: WE HEAR DIS PLANE STEALTH IS A BAD MOTHER

-- BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 9 June 2007 01:15 (3 weeks ago) Link

shut yo mouf

-- BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 9 June 2007 01:26 (3 weeks ago) Link

I'm just talkin bout Stealth!

-- BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 9 June 2007 01:27 (3 weeks ago) Link

bernie mac once made me spit out my coke twice, like, i spit it out but there was still some in my mouth and i was moving to clean it off my hand and then he made another joke and i spit out the rest.

-- ethan, Tuesday, March 19, 2002 1:00 AM

post on bernie mac tribute thread

Big Johnson Attorney's: Our Habeas Will Make You a Corpus

-- strongohulkington, Thursday, 12 July 2007 18:54 (55 minutes ago) Link

NEW REPUBLICAN PARTY EMBLEM

The Republican National Committee announced today that the Republican Party
is changing its emblem from an elephant to a condom. The Committee chairman
explained that the condom more clearly reflects the party's stance today, because a condom accepts inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually getting screwed.

-- suzy (suzy), Wednesday, February 25, 2004 12:54 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Link

from an unrelated nixon thread

destroys the next generation

picard watch out for them rubbers bro

Picard to Earth: Stay Home!

^^^lord custos suggest palestinians be exiled to another planet

could this thread be the wrongest thread ever from what was originally a decent enough thread idea?

-- Huckadelphia (Horace Mann), Wednesday, February 4, 2004 8:19 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Link

otm re that thread.

my most custosian moment: made a joke about slutsky's name and couldn't even look at the board for a month b/c I felt like such a jackass.

I remember seeing slutsky's name and thinking "huh, dude thinks he's PRETTY funny".

Tracer, you may think I'm kidding, but I'm not.
There might be thousands of inhabitable planets within a 100 light year radius. Enough for every possible group of angry misanthropes to get an entire planet to call their own.
I look forward to such a scenario.

-- Lord Custos Omicron (Lord Custos Omicron), Wednesday, February 4, 2004 5:20 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Link

intergalactic apartheid

http://images.andale.com/f2/125/115/8617084/1119380293748_Wolverine131SlurImage.jpg

haha

my most custosian moment: made a joke about slutsky's name and couldn't even look at the board for a month b/c I felt like such a jackass.

-- bnw, Friday, July 20, 2007 8:28 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

i don't think i ever even saw it!!

Taking Sides: Slo-mo the Rapping Retard vs The Mighty MC Hawking

I *myself* am not implying that MC Hawking was "pretentious", ergo why I keep putting quotes around the word. I kinda assumed somebody else would. I'm actually a fan. And I think mister noodles hit it right on the head when he said:
Those who would call call MC Hawking pretensious just dont understand the message that hes preaching. Hawking is like a prophet to the new age of rap.
Yep, now that
* Chuck D hasn't put out anything of relevance in nearly a decade
* Ice-T still hasn't lived down wearing that Kangaroo costume
* KRS-1 has essentially morphed into Oliver Stone with a Tan.
* And worst of all nobody even remembers Arrested Development or DHH or PM Dawn....
I guess MC Hawking might be the only thing left.

-- Lord Custos III, Thursday, August 15, 2002 12:00 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Link

black people = white people with tans

-- simon trife (simon_tr), Monday, August 19, 2002 7:01 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Link

Hmmm. How do asians and aborigines fir into your theory?

-- Lord Custos Alpha (Lord Custos Alpha), Monday, August 19, 2002 12:27 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Link

(in retrospect, what's with the Fink announcing Benoit as 'currently residing in Atlanta, Georgia'? Does that make him Ludacris Benoit now or something?)

-- Nate in ST.P (natedetritus), Monday, 15 March 2004 05:54 (3 years ago) Bookmark Link

sweet, "rape pictures"

-- like murderinging (modestmickey), Thursday, November 23, 2006 3:37 PM (8 months ago) Bookmark Link

at 2:30 PM, a large apartment building caught fire. After the smoke cleared, the only residents alive were white people. Why?

Cuz they were at work!

hahahahaaa

-- i sing song (roger adultery), Monday, October 11, 2004 7:52 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Link

When I run for President some day, part of my platform will include the formation of the Department of Spelling and Grammar in Pop Culture and Store Signage. This will be bad news for Christina "Dirrty" Aguilera, Timbaland ("The Way I Are"? Seriously? This is a hit? Why?), Fall Out Boy ("Thnks Fr Th Mmrs"), and every artist whose name starts with "Yung." All will be doing hard time in the clink, although none of them will have a sentence as long and harsh as repeat offender Nelly, whose new single, "Wadsyaname," has left a trio of beloved words — what's, your, and name — battered and bloodied beyond recognition. (Click here to hear it over at PopEater.) It's the musical equivalent of that drug-store poster declaring, "Its you're pharmacy!"

Admit it, you're totally going to vote for me. President Slezak. My mom will love that!

Also: Who else should be taken away in handcuffs my first day in office?

http://popwatch.ew.com/popwatch/2007/08/nelly-wadsyanam.html

Nobody in that comments box has yet mentioned "The Beatles"

when i IM'd that link to ethan my stomach started hurting at the idea that this guy is now an ostensible "peer" of mine

http://www.lowculture.com/archives/images/jackie_harvey.jpg