TWITTER: I don't get it

aka the tweetstalker?

ohhhh lord 2pac big please talk to this sucker cause they killing twitter they taking the pain and struggle of life of twitter the only thing we coulda express our minds and pain. and these suckers took it and made it look like garbage thats why we get judge so much cause these shit dont be making sence

big hoos u are a tweeting machine!

Hoos can you tell me what you are doing right now? Twitter is not responding.

I have cut back on the Tweeting! Do u see

I am but a new tweeter trying to find the proper balance

what was that other thing somebody posted? that was not as content-heavy as blogs but not as content-lite as twitter?

http://www.tumblr.com/

http://streem.us/

http://www.soup.io/

the internet has been unreliable today. I assume this is due to me being offsite at a conference!

Sorry everybody!

the thing about twitter that really keeps me away is the fact that they're called "tweets" ew so gross.

http://www.livejournal.com/

On one side you've got privacy advocates scared of The Man knowing everyone's business, and on the other you've got HI DERE I AM IN DA BATH MY DOODLE IS FLOATIN.

i support liveblogging all floatin doodles

17:47 MY DO0DLE IT IS STIL FLOATIN
17:48 UH OH BUBBLES

17:50 LOL I USE MY COPUTER IN THE BATH LOL
19:41 AT DAVE'S HOUSE
19:42 GOIN TO BUY NEW COMPTUER

One of the challenges some of us face as we try and introduce our friends and family to some of the new Web 2.0 applications is a very large brick wall. My best friend is insistent in her belief that “Twitter is gay” and refuses to report anything other than reports on a fictional cat named Tubby. But for many of us, we are slowly getting through.

some guy on another board had a great summarization of web 2.0:

HEY THE LOGOS HAVE SHADOWS UNDERNEATH ITS WEB 2.0

shadows vs. glossy reflections

We have to chase people down for doing this with our logo and mark

CUZ OF SHADOWS THERE ARE NOW 2 WEBS

http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/2008/20080423.jpg

Glad to see penny arcade is riding the cusp of emerging trends

ahaha

does estela twitt?

http://twitter.com/iron0012

is this one of u

"Okay poop is coming out" is my favorite phrase of the day.

did anyone post the story about the guy who got out of jail in egypt because he twittered "arrested"?

one of my contacts twittered that story

UH OH!!! this just popped up on my screen!

Oh noes! @Wizardishungry just broke his wrist riding his bike over the Wiliamsburg bridge.

confirm/deny

jumping his bike over the Williamsburg gorge?

i love that j03 twittered this right away

^^^ sick googleproofing imo

http://harrumpher.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/bikegeek.jpg

damn dude hope u ok

cool wrist hack

http://www.techcrunch.com/2008/05/31/hey-twitter-i-have-a-few-questions-too/

So I have a couple of questions, too, based on a couple of discussions I’ve had with people who say they’ve seen Twitter’s architecture.

- Is it true that you only have a single master MySQL server running replication to two slaves, and the architecture doesn’t auto-switch to a hot backup when the master goes down?

- Do you really have a grand total of three physical database machines that are POWERING ALL OF TWITTER?

- Is it true that the only way you can keep Twitter alive is to have somebody sit there and watch it constantly, and then manually switch databases over and re-build when one of the slaves fail?

- Is that why most of your major outages can be traced to periods of time when former Chief Architect/server watcher Blaine Cook wasn’t there to sit and monitor the system?

- Given the record-beating outages Twitter saw in May after Cook was dismissed, is anyone there capable of keeping Twitter live?

- How long will it be until you are able to undo the damage Cook has caused to Twitter and the community?

- What is Twitter for?

NEVER SEND A RUBY PROGRAMMER TO DO A DBA'S WORK

http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/sci-fi-7.jpg

http://twitter.com/NCR_Battlespace

http://chainsawsuit.com/comics/20080630.gif

http://twitter.com/vanband101

http://animalnewyork.com/news/2008/08/chinese-interrogators-to-activ.php

http://www.boingboing.net/images/x_2008/blogospheretweethearts2.jpg

Oh no these two prizes r off the market.

hey noize.

I'm twittering 1,000 new release record reviews in 2009! Follow me if you like :D

http://twitter.com/1000TimesYes

Sorry. ts/dnr

This thread is a curious relic of the pre-Shaq era.