HI DERE WAHT IS AWESOME

dammit i was gonna post the lion v. buff v. croc battle

i guess i read the internet, too :-/

omg battle is crazy!!

yeah really!! I was hoping for more croc action though!

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2344838.html?menu=

Cat grows wings

A Chinese woman claims her cat has grown wings.

http://www.ananova.com/images/web/989102.jpg

Granny Feng's tom cat has sprouted two hairy 4ins long wings, reports the Huashang News.

"At first, they were just two bumps, but they started to grow quickly, and after a month there were two wings," she said.

Feng, of Xianyang city, Shaanxi province, says the wings, which contain bones, make her pet look like a 'cat angel'.

Her explanation is that the cat sprouted the wings after being sexually harassed.

"A month ago, many female cats in heat came to harass him, and then the wings started to grow," she said.

However, experts say the phenomenon is more likely down to a gene mutation, and say it shouldn't prevent the cat living a normal life.

Granny grows horn

A Chinese grandmother has a five inch horn growing out of her forehead.

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2335990.html

The horn curves downward and looks like the stalk of a pumpkin, reports the Yangcheng Evening Post.

Granny Zhao, 95, of Zhanjiang city, Guangdong province, says it first appeared three years ago.

"At first, it was only a mole, but it gradually grew and became like a horn," she said.

Zhao says the horn causes her little trouble except to affect her vision slightly: "It causes me no discomfort, but blocks part of my view."

But her family are hoping that medical experts can explain the phenomenon.

ananova: the site for weird shit happening to chinese grandmas

http://www.linerider.com/play.html

examples:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2SVMFCZgvNM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZ4S-MYoQKQ

What Am I Fighting For?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHmZoULqk78

I LIKE DIS A LOT for today at least

battle between a pride of lions, a herd of buffalo, and 2 crocodiles

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LU8DDYz68kM&quot;>buffalo vs. lion</a>

-- forksclovetofu, Wednesday, May 23, 2007 7:37 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Link

dammit i was gonna post the lion v. buff v. croc battle

-- river wolf, Wednesday, May 23, 2007 10:23 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Link

i don't read em i just post to em

http://img.breitbart.com/images/2007/5/25/D8PBKB5G0/D8PBKB5G0.jpg

holy crap http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D8PBKB5G0&show_article=1&image=large

"It feels really good," Jamison, of Pickensville, said in a telephone interview with The Associated Press. "It's a good accomplishment. I probably won't ever kill anything else that big."

Snopes ain't sayin' nothing yet: http://www.snopes.com/photos/animals/hogzilla.asp

Amazing quote on monsterpig.com:
"Video Coming Soon - Hog is being mounted - Many witnesses - Sausage is all Gone"

Holy crap imagine meeting that thing in the woods.

"meeting"

argh the pervy Belgian mind strikes again

LJ imagines meeting it in a dimly-lit bar

" The feral hog is definitely one of the biggest, if not the biggest ever taken by an 11 year old and Jamison is now looking for a big shotgun and hoping Dragons are real."

"Jamison received a congratulation from: Rickey Medlocke of Lynyrd Skynyrd - Kenny Chesney - Tom Knapp & Tim Bradley of Benelli - Jerry Miculek of Smith & Wesson and his Hero's from our Armed Forces around the world"

forks getting reposted on the custos thread doesn't actually move you up in the statscock

how does it even fit between trees?

you, sir, may feel free to move up my statscock.

uh. xpost. never mind.

http://www.slashgear.com/gallery/data_files/2/7/4/pacmanskeleton.jpg
8 editions, diameter : 65 cm, resin.
Second version of Pac-man’s skeleton, conceived in collaboration with François Escuilié, palaeontologist, from the comparative
observation of human and various predatory animal skulls. His studio’s team, “Eldonia”, specialized in casting fossils, made the
edition.

lol!

super-dorky but really impressive nonetheless:

http://membres.lycos.fr/giger/index.html

Whoa, that is massively awesome. the detail on the mask is some kind of reverse engineering derring do dorkdom gold medal.

http://www.nintendoamusementpark.com/index.php

http://www.patagonia.com/images/common/spring_07/top_2_900x244/top2_gear_mens_s7_3.jpg

ooh

yeah i could get totally into nintendo amusement park - climbing and jumping and all bungeed in n stuff

i just found out that i will not be losing my annual leave after i leave this job, they will be cutting me a check for my 212.25 hours of accrued time. i don't get paid for my sick leave but still.

that gives me a little bit of a cushion.

wait so what happens next, dude?

i recently met a female police officer by the name of NICOLE DARLING and had a hell of a time not imploding with stifled laughter

wait so what happens next, dude?

a friend said he could probably get me something where he works, not even sure what it is but he said it's super easy and it's a pretty good gig. he did say the pay sucks but i was expecting that. if that falls through i spent part of the weekend dusting off my resume and that will be going on monster shortly. i'll also be putting out feelers for bartending/bar back/door duty work. temping if all else fails.

so quitting job /= leaving chicago?

we'll see. i'm gone in the spring regardless, if i can't find a decent job by the end of july i might pull up stakes early.

where will you go son? come down to caracas and stay with your ol man for a while

in a heartbeat dad. i think i'll probably head back east, i miss the ocean something fierce and it's closer to my family. but i'm going out to socal in 35 days, i always said i could never live there but we'll see what's changed.

!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvTIKyMLC2A

gotta love those guys jabbering in the background.

http://www.bestweekever.tv/bwe/images/2007/05/TIGER%20WAVING%20ARMS.JPG

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/05_02/tigerDM2805_468x680.jpg

http://img501.imageshack.us/img501/4937/queaj1.jpg

I... I'm not sure what to say.

What is this picture and what thread does it hail from?

Granny grows horn

A Chinese grandmother has a five inch horn growing out of her forehead.

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2335990.html

There was an example of something like this at the Mutter Museum in Philadelphia.