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the jellied tomato refresher has got to be one of the most noxious things i've ever seen. the thought is gag-inducing. it's depressing. i want it to not exist, now.

― remy bean, Thursday, 3 May 2007 16:55 (seventeen years ago) link

the "slender quencher." that's my favorite one.

http://www.candyboots.com/wwcards/cardscans/sadquenchers.jpg

"The one on the right is skim milk and orange pulp. The one on the left is made with water, sherry extract, and two beef bouillon cubes.

No, really.

Well, there's also celery in it. Oh, and SELF-LOATHING."

― horseshoe, Thursday, 3 May 2007 16:56 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm imagining these things being served on the set of an alien playmate photoshoot on post-WW2 mars

― iiiijjjj, Thursday, 3 May 2007 16:58 (seventeen years ago) link

tomato refresher looks like something that would bubble out of a chest wound; orange-pulp slender quencher seems like it's made of green, frothed flu-phleghm

― remy bean, Thursday, 3 May 2007 16:59 (seventeen years ago) link

oh man, i got a total jones for some mashed 'taters now.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 3 May 2007 16:59 (seventeen years ago) link

and by now i mean always.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 3 May 2007 17:00 (seventeen years ago) link

guys, i just got a captcha that said MEAD

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Thursday, 3 May 2007 17:01 (seventeen years ago) link

potatoes=ultimate white person food????

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 3 May 2007 17:01 (seventeen years ago) link

http://img48.imageshack.us/img48/9828/lutefiskun4.jpg

― Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 3 May 2007 17:02 (seventeen years ago) link

hey man, i'm irish and polish, i got spuds in my fucking blood baby!

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 3 May 2007 17:02 (seventeen years ago) link

also, that makes me whiter than most white people.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 3 May 2007 17:02 (seventeen years ago) link

though my daddy was black.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 3 May 2007 17:03 (seventeen years ago) link

at least that's what the girls tell me.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 3 May 2007 17:03 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.edining.ca/pictures/Potatoes%20for%20a%20Crowd.jpg

― Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 3 May 2007 17:03 (seventeen years ago) link

i am part irish as well. i love me some spuds

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 3 May 2007 17:03 (seventeen years ago) link

my polish roommate likes to make me potatos when we're drunk and then talk funny! also i am irish

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Thursday, 3 May 2007 17:03 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.co.mohave.az.us/WIC/images/wpeB.jpg

^^ Some sort of casserole with CORNFLAKES on top.

― Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 3 May 2007 17:04 (seventeen years ago) link

http://storage.canalblog.com/40/92/53548/6306122.jpg

I'm not sure what this thing is, but it looks like something a white person would eat.

― Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 3 May 2007 17:05 (seventeen years ago) link

i think corn flakes should be used as an epithet against white people.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 3 May 2007 17:05 (seventeen years ago) link

that's caramel butterscotch suprise

xpost

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 3 May 2007 17:05 (seventeen years ago) link

waht about the STONED DOG guys?

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Thursday, 3 May 2007 17:06 (seventeen years ago) link

White Person Dessert, seven layer bars:

http://leutheuser.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/imbb10hellodolly2.jpg

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 3 May 2007 17:06 (seventeen years ago) link

White Person dessert topping

http://www.pauldavidson.net/wp-content/themes/wfme/images/entries/coolwhip.jpg

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 3 May 2007 17:07 (seventeen years ago) link

cornbread and collard greens:

http://chowtimes.com/photos/2007/01/IMG_0107_edited-1.jpg

man i am so bad at this.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 3 May 2007 17:08 (seventeen years ago) link

i propose dividing white people into two groups, cool whips and corn flakes. i'm not sure what to call those who are on the border between the two.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 3 May 2007 17:09 (seventeen years ago) link

corn whip

― strongohulkington, Thursday, 3 May 2007 17:11 (seventeen years ago) link

man, I love those seven layer bars. my high school cafeteria called them "magic bars."

― horseshoe, Thursday, 3 May 2007 17:11 (seventeen years ago) link

maybe casseroles.

xpost- my high school cafeteria called them "magic bars."

this isn't anything like the "space cake" a friend brought back from amsterdam is it?

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 3 May 2007 17:12 (seventeen years ago) link

seven-layer dessert bars are pretty fucking good though omg

― rrrobyn, Thursday, 3 May 2007 17:15 (seventeen years ago) link

TRUE^^^

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 3 May 2007 17:16 (seventeen years ago) link

oh man that lutefisk up there is some seriously upper echelon whitey-white shit. i have eaten it at a masonic lodge with a bunch of minnesota farmers telling "ole and lena" jokes. it was the whitest experience of my life and it tasted like pure winter desperation. the lefse was good though

― iiiijjjj, Thursday, 3 May 2007 17:19 (seventeen years ago) link

I just looked up some "ole and lena" jokes, and damned if I can even understand a one of them.

THE DOCTOR asked Ole when he discovered he had diarrhea.

      Said Ole, "When I took off my bicycle clips." 



HOW CAN you tell if the Norwegian you're talking with is extroverted or introverted?

      "He's extroverted if it is your shoes he keeps looking on."

?!?!?!

I wonder if Space Cake is the same as "Wacky Cake".

And I'm pretty sure that I've seen a non-white person eat cornbread and collard greens before. They just didn't put mayonnaise on it, that's all.

― Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 3 May 2007 17:22 (seventeen years ago) link

those jokes are awesome.

― strongohulkington, Thursday, 3 May 2007 17:24 (seventeen years ago) link

 Ole is so cheap that after his airplane landed safely, he grumbled: "Vell, dere gose five dollars down da drain for dat flight insurance!



Lars:  "Ole, stant in front of my car and tell me if da turn signals are vorking".  Ole:  "Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes, No...."

That last one's pretty good, yah.

― Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 3 May 2007 17:31 (seventeen years ago) link

norwegians are so DUMB

― iiiijjjj, Thursday, 3 May 2007 17:33 (seventeen years ago) link

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/1/17/Gg_bettywhite.jpg/180px-Gg_bettywhite.jpg

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 3 May 2007 17:34 (seventeen years ago) link

betty white people food

― get bent, Thursday, 3 May 2007 17:40 (seventeen years ago) link

betty white is soylent green?

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 3 May 2007 17:42 (seventeen years ago) link

coyote ugly betty white people food

norwegians are so DUMB[

Hey, you'll never catch me making jokes about Norwegians.

http://img264.imageshack.us/img264/5198/baldknobbersrn5.jpg

― Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 3 May 2007 17:43 (seventeen years ago) link

rejected jbr screen name: ludafis

― get bent, Thursday, 3 May 2007 17:45 (seventeen years ago) link

betty white tastes like:

http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h193/rAr_18/CannedChicken.jpg

― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 3 May 2007 17:45 (seventeen years ago) link

the chicken cordon bleu upthread looks kinda good i gotta say

― get bent, Thursday, 3 May 2007 17:49 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.hartlarsson.com/greatis/imgs/mayonnaise.jpg

plus

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00060ON8Y.01-A3CDPEGSIQM61V.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

equals

http://shopuncleharrys.dukestores.duke.edu/images/cond%201%20007.jpg

― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 3 May 2007 17:55 (seventeen years ago) link

basically any food that uses mayonaisse as a binding agent is de facto caucasian

― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 3 May 2007 17:57 (seventeen years ago) link

i was gonna put mayonnaise up there, but i thought somebody was gonna call me out on it.

― remy bean, Thursday, 3 May 2007 18:22 (seventeen years ago) link

fourteen years pass...

Fish

― fix up luke shawp (darraghmac), Sunday, 26 September 2021 03:01 (two years ago) link

Meat
Vegetables
Fruits
Grains

― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, 26 September 2021 03:35 (two years ago) link

ranch water

― brimstead, Sunday, 26 September 2021 06:51 (two years ago) link

cheese on rice

― davey, Sunday, 26 September 2021 09:22 (two years ago) link

Every other week white American ppl and white British ppl on twitter get into a fight about which country has the worst cuisine and both sides pretend like the other country has no non-white people in it.

― Daniel_Rf, Sunday, 26 September 2021 10:19 (two years ago) link

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