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From: Geir Hongro <ghon...@hotm✧✧✧.c✧✧>
Date: 1997/10/03
Subject: Re: HELP! band Name!
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The only thing I know is if you call yourself MC Jam & The
Jackmasters of Groove you'll NEVER get me to buy any of your
records, as all bands with names like that do suck bigtime.

--

Geir Hongro

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Beatles,Beach Boys,Hollies,Paul Simon,Genesis,Yes,
Pink Floyd,10cc,Queen,ELO,Marillion,Split Enz,Madness,
XTC,Squeeze,Aztec Camera,Prefab Sprout,Scritti Politti,
Gangway,Depeche Mode,Human League,OMD,Yazoo,Erasure,
Cure,Pet Shop Boys,Lightning Seeds,Crowded House,Dodgy,
Blur,Oasis,Radiohead,Kula Shaker,Supernaturals,Orbital
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1237 usenet messages in april of 1998

the earliest i could find http://groups.google.com/group/no.general/msg/c4d1e2d50467b718

also see

http://groups.google.com.pk/group/alt.music.alternative/browse_thread/thread/92afb6f0d26f7a82/07c83d0fb1bcf93a?#07c83d0fb1bcf93a

Beatles,Beach Boys,Hollies,Paul Simon,Genesis,Yes,
Pink Floyd,10cc,Queen,ELO,Marillion,Split Enz,Madness,
XTC,Squeeze,Aztec Camera,Prefab Sprout,Scritti Politti,
Gangway,Depeche Mode,Human League,OMD,Yazoo,Erasure,
Cure,Pet Shop Boys,Lightning Seeds,Crowded House,Dodgy,
Blur,Oasis,Radiohead,Kula Shaker,Supernaturals,Orbital

i am going to name my next band MC JAM AND THE JACKMASTERS OF GROOVE

haha holy shit

this is all old news

if you trawl usenet you can find him and Raggett trading quips in like 1992 or some shit

i'm not even sure i knew about the internet in 92

Dude, you were down here near where I live and said nothing. I mock you. (Not really.) Yeah, the recent rains were a little surprising...

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(Not really.)

i was talking about rape on the bus yesterday.

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ok there's really not a lot that makes me lol hard for real but that just did

hahahahaha oh man

SHOPPING!!!

-- Surmounter, Saturday, 22 December 2007 17:00 (3 hours ago) Link

Why are there so many starving people in the world?
Don't blame God for the starvation of the world; it goes back to the genie complex, people have messed up the world, not God. We have messed it up with our perversion and our filth and sin.

Why does God demand the death of so many innocent people in the Bible?
There are no innocent people in the Bible. We have all sinned, the Bible says it in Romans 3:23 "For all have sinned and come short of the glory of God" All of those verses you quoted were laws that God gave to the Israelites that no longer apply today in terms of punishment. You would probably say the same thing about Texas, why do they demand the death of so many innocent people on death row

Why does the Bible contain so much anti-scientific nonsense?
You say that it's non-scientific nonsense, and then you make four statements with no proof, no back up, you just make them and expect people to believe that they are incorrect because you say so?

Creation of earth in six days- The earth was created in six days 6,000 years ago, and if anyone genuinely wants to know how I prove this, message me, I can prove it scientifically.

Flood- Again, you make this statement like it's compelte fact. Did you know that there are almost three hundred different belief structures that have some kind of a flood story in them. Even from an atheistic point of view, you would come to the conclusion that there probably was a large flood sometime in the past; if you are an normal intelligent human being as the narrator puts it. Again, I can prove this if anyone wants to know.

Jonah in the fishes stomach- This one I can't prove scientifically, other than the fact that God created the universe from nothing, and could probably take care of one man for three days and nights.

Adam from a handful of dust- Well God created the universe (including the dust) so I think he could make man from the dust. You might ask, why not just make man from nothing. The honest answer: I don't know. Ask God when you stand before his judgment seat, but I hope that you're ready for it.

Why is God such a huge proponent of slavery in the Bible?
If you look at the slavery in the Old Testament, it was always of a foreign people who were idol worshipers who defied God and were the enemies of Israelites. In the New Testament the only slaves were those who were slaves under Roman law. There were servants, but no slaves supported by the Bible. Side note: Just because something is mentioned in the Bible, doesn't mean that the Bible supports it; the Bible mentions the devil, that doesn't mean that it supports it.

Why do bad things happen to good people?
Again, there are no such thing as good people. The Bible makes it clear, we are all sinners. In God's eyes, we are all guilty and deserve nothing but hell.

Why didn't any of Jesus miracles leave behind evidence?
You mean other than the Bible and the millions of changed lives? (mine being the first and foremost). Besides, you forgot about the greatest miracle of all: creation! Jesus is the one who created the universe (yes as God) Colosians 3:16. Also look at Romans 1 and see about evidence of Jesus' miracles.

How do you explain the fact that Jesus has never appeared to you?
Why would he? Jesus made it clear that the next time he comes, it will be to rapture up the saved and cause the dead in Christ to raise up. Again you act like He is some Genie that will pop up if you rub the magic lamp of prayer.

Why would Jesus want you to eat his body and drink his blood?
He doesn't he was referring to the continuation of the Lord's Supper, also known as communion in some denominations. He says repeatedly to continue eating it in remembrance.

Why do Christians get divorced at the same rate as non-Christians?
That is a sad but true statistic in this day and age. I believe because they are so influenced by the world, and it has become so socially acceptable to get divorced that they don't even try to work it out because the world tells them not to bother.

-- A Nairn (moretap), Sunday, 14 September 2003 15:16 (4 years ago) Link

the poster i loved to hate

Creation of earth in six days- The earth was created in six days 6,000 years ago, and if anyone genuinely wants to know how I prove this, message me, I can prove it scientifically.

<B>Creation of earth in six days- The earth was created in six days 6,000 years ago, and if anyone genuinely wants to know how I prove this, message me, I can prove it scientifically.</B>

lololol

what thread is that? time to use the webmail link.

Creation of earth in six days- The earth was created in six days 6,000 years ago, and if anyone genuinely wants to know how I prove this, message me, I can prove it scientifically. First meet me in Room 204 at the Ramada in Memphis, Tennessee. Bring a container of margarine (for scientific purposes).

http://www.flickr.com/photos/67912835@N00/

Creation!

http://www.centerforinquiry.net/forums/viewthread/1630/P15/

Hey, maybe give it 10-20 years for the incestuous agenda to take root and the majority of you could be calling people, who have an ewwwww reaction to incest, incestaphobes.

It'll start by people starting to talk more often and openly about incest, and then the media will try to portray people interested in incest as victims. After that all the great historical figures who have had incestuous relationship will be honored (and even many who haven't, but new studies will come out claiming they have). Then the target will be people morally opposed to incest and any scientific evidence giving it a bad rap. Everything will be done to make them look bad or false. Then the activist groups will try to get lots of funding and celebrity endorsements. Next laws will change. People will be forced to attend divisity training if they even slightly mention what they really think about incest, because it might make people in incestuous relationships feel 'unsafe.'

This is all hypothetical of course.

-- A Nairn (moretap), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 15:24 (1 year ago) Link

Actually, there's proof of Noah’s ark. They found Noah’s ark on the side of an ice covered mountain, a man was brought down to it, and pictures were taken of the compartments for all of the animals and things like that. But in the way the ark was positioned on this mountain, there was no way of getting it down. It, once again, is covered with ice. So it is not noticeable once again.

-- A Nairn (moretap), Friday, May 2, 2003 9:25 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Link

lolololololol

I think is fairly reasonable form someone to be skeptical about single cell organisms slowly morphing into fish slowly morphing into hippos into spiders into monkeys into people over many generations. Personally I think is pretty astonding that there is a large amount of people that totally believe evolution is full answer. There are too many 'missing links.'

-- A Nairn (moretap), Friday, 4 April 2003 15:22 (4 years ago) Link

did he get his idea of evolution from that hologram in Mission to Mars?

did you see Mission to Mars?

sadly yes

This would be soooo much better if you could filter out the Burning Man people!!!

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a little google goes a long way

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I use mine to render 3d n00dz of Laura Croft.

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too bad the doctors didn't have a handgun handy

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^^^feel free to use this against me, I'm going to bed.

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Ask God when you stand before his judgment seat, but I hope that you're ready for it.

http://www.cross-preacher.com/images/God004.jpg

???

I genuinely like romantic comedies, I often watch them with my friends, so I don't see why I shouldn't admit that. It hasn't done much bad so far.

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lololol

"i often watch them with my friends"

I voted for "I Love Candy" because honestly, who doesn't?

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http://www.horrorlair.com/movies/images/hard-candy-onesheet.jpg

My favorites? Candy Corn.

At, not with.

ok being that i work with/in the IC can I just go ahead and let you guys know that "actionable intelligence" means information which has been processed, evaluated (corroborated) and summarized in such a way as to be readily applicable in the decision making process by the people tasked with a given decision

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but once again, i don't hate hillary, if you'd bother to listen

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BACK 2 BACK BABAY

The first 10 minutes suggest it'd work best as a silent film. As most good talkies would.

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fuk u if you cannot remember when Reagan was prez

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I'm so cavalier about this shit. I've been secretly hoping for the apocalypse since I was about nine years old, though

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