― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Saturday, 23 September 2006 14:26 (seventeen years ago) link
Well, yesterday at 11:30 at night I had a similar problem. I had a stomach ache and I really didn't feel like getting dressed and fumbling around with my wallet, so I shat into another garbage bag.
Here's the twist.
The chute is completely blocked up. It's filled with trash, nothing can enter it, it's completely full. There's even a sign on it saying "DO NOT OPEN."
So, here I am with a bag of shit in my room. I put it in a suitcase in my closet. My room doesn't smell at all, but the closet is pretty stinky. This is awful and humiliating.
Hopefully the garbage chute will be cleared up tomorrow (I think tomorrow's a trash day)... Will my suitcase forever smell like poo? Or is the fact that it's in a garbage bag preventing that from happening?
I get all nervous when people come into my room. It's like the tell-tale heart.
we ain't got nothing on those guys
― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Saturday, 23 September 2006 14:27 (seventeen years ago) link
this man never cleaned his flat
"after the first three years it doesn't get any dirtier"
― jed_ (jed), Saturday, 23 September 2006 14:48 (seventeen years ago) link
― jed_ (jed), Saturday, 23 September 2006 14:49 (seventeen years ago) link
― the art ensemble of chicago house (vahid), Saturday, 23 September 2006 14:55 (seventeen years ago) link
― the art ensemble of chicago house (vahid), Saturday, 23 September 2006 14:56 (seventeen years ago) link
not exactly that dirty, but: my roommate was throwing up after a long night, and i was trying to get to bed, but couldn't because i had to pee very badly. from the sounds escaping from the bathroom, it seemed like it was going to be a long, drawn out vomit. so i opened my window, cut a hole in the screen, and relieved myself that way. dirtbag or clever?
― trees (treesessplode), Saturday, 23 September 2006 16:33 (seventeen years ago) link
― the art ensemble of chicago house (vahid), Saturday, 23 September 2006 16:36 (seventeen years ago) link
― John Justen,a ninja slapboxing fajitas out of J. Casablancas dental dam. (johnju, Saturday, 23 September 2006 17:16 (seventeen years ago) link
― the art ensemble of chicago house (vahid), Saturday, 23 September 2006 17:23 (seventeen years ago) link
― John Justen,a ninja slapboxing fajitas out of J. Casablancas dental dam. (johnju, Saturday, 23 September 2006 17:35 (seventeen years ago) link
― gbx (skowly), Saturday, 23 September 2006 17:41 (seventeen years ago) link
dude yr my new hero!
― sometimes my entire life be like DAMNNN! (tehresa), Saturday, 23 September 2006 17:55 (seventeen years ago) link
― milo z (mlp), Saturday, 23 September 2006 18:00 (seventeen years ago) link
i'll tell the story later
― the art ensemble of chicago house (vahid), Saturday, 23 September 2006 18:54 (seventeen years ago) link
― trees (treesessplode), Saturday, 23 September 2006 19:30 (seventeen years ago) link
― mr. brojangles (sanskrit), Saturday, 23 September 2006 20:42 (seventeen years ago) link
― s1ocki (slutsky), Saturday, 23 September 2006 21:09 (seventeen years ago) link
i've also not washed my car for three years and have thrown up while driving TWICE (both times on jersey turnpike.)
sorry,,, i just had to confess!
― bell labs (bell_labs), Sunday, 24 September 2006 01:34 (seventeen years ago) link
― disappointing goth fest line-up (orion), Sunday, 24 September 2006 01:40 (seventeen years ago) link
― rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Sunday, 24 September 2006 05:17 (seventeen years ago) link
WAAAAAAAAAY past my limit.
i started swimming in but there was a rip current and i ended up fighting the current for what seemed like an hour (probably more like 20 minutes) and eventually i stopped paying attention to what i was doing and when i finally ended up in the surf i was so exhausted that i got pounded and swallowed a ton of saltwater.
i walked off the beach and climbed into my car. it was a really hot day and i just sat there in the leather seats of my burgundy cressida, soaking up the warmth and burping a bit.
then i started the car and drove to the end of the street, turned on the coast hwy and drove for about five minutes. at the end of my street i pulled up on a traffic light and a sherriff rolled up next to my. i looked over at him, smiled, turned back to the wheel and puked a gallon of dirty saltwater all over my chest and lap and steering wheel.
the light turned green and i got home (he didn't follow me)
― POX^3 (let x=2) (vahid), Sunday, 24 September 2006 05:26 (seventeen years ago) link
yeah, but y'know, you're not a true westcoaster until you've barfed sea water. bonus points for it coming out your nose. (ripcurrents are freakin scary.)
― rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Sunday, 24 September 2006 05:30 (seventeen years ago) link
― Laurel (Laurel), Sunday, 24 September 2006 18:19 (seventeen years ago) link
^ skooled
― rock u like a § (ex machina), Sunday, 24 September 2006 18:31 (seventeen years ago) link
this was a hobby of mine, for a little while. even worse: once i was with dan se1zer in a cab and totally had to vomit and then kind of did vomit but didn't let it out and sat there feeling gross and panicked. he kept saying, "are you okay" and i'd go, "nngh." when we pulled up in front of his apt, i ran out and went "bleeurrgh" all over the pavement.
― lauren (laurenp), Sunday, 24 September 2006 19:05 (seventeen years ago) link
― how much late could a latebloomer bloom if a latebloomer could bloom late (lateb, Sunday, 24 September 2006 19:11 (seventeen years ago) link
I am however, fastidious about washing clothes and keeping things clean. Jeans get no more than two wears between washing - I don't even know how you can live with more than that.
― milo z (mlp), Sunday, 24 September 2006 19:15 (seventeen years ago) link
don't own a suit or any kind of dress clothes-"-
Jeans get no more than two wears between washing - I don't even know how you can live with more than that.
my ex-flatmate owned 1 pair of jeans that she wore all the time and washed once a month
― Python... No Bite :B (flezaffe), Sunday, 24 September 2006 19:51 (seventeen years ago) link
― travis randy (travis randy), Sunday, 24 September 2006 19:58 (seventeen years ago) link
― davina q (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 24 September 2006 20:09 (seventeen years ago) link
― davina q (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 24 September 2006 20:10 (seventeen years ago) link
― lauren (laurenp), Sunday, 24 September 2006 20:14 (seventeen years ago) link
― davina q (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 24 September 2006 20:16 (seventeen years ago) link
― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Sunday, 24 September 2006 20:25 (seventeen years ago) link
― lauren (laurenp), Sunday, 24 September 2006 20:27 (seventeen years ago) link
― lauren (laurenp), Sunday, 24 September 2006 20:30 (seventeen years ago) link
― gear (gear), Sunday, 24 September 2006 20:52 (seventeen years ago) link
davina q in sleeping with joanna newsom shocker
― ^@^ (map), Sunday, 24 September 2006 20:54 (seventeen years ago) link
― señor citizen (eman), Sunday, 24 September 2006 20:56 (seventeen years ago) link
― ^@^ (map), Sunday, 24 September 2006 21:00 (seventeen years ago) link
― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Sunday, 24 September 2006 22:41 (seventeen years ago) link
thrown up:- in friend's kitchen sink- in friend's garden- in cousin's hotel room bathroom sink (on christmas morning; I was catatonic on waterbed during family lunch)- at major train station, on scarf (which was later dumped on way home out of shaaaame)
― H2-H4 (H2-H4), Sunday, 24 September 2006 23:53 (seventeen years ago) link
this wonderful woman lives with me now.
― mr. brojangles (sanskrit), Monday, 25 September 2006 01:01 (seventeen years ago) link
1. torn down rusted out ancient swingset2. what used to be a perfectly fine love seat until we put it out there3. table, same circumstances4. gas grill which hasn't worked since 1997, which has a...5. small charcoal grill sitting on top of it6. upturned tub (once used to house keg, now houses colony of spiders)7. variety of balls neighbor kids throw over fence, never to be seen again8. partially collapsed deck (one corner sagging)9. stairs made of cinder blocks10.once-descent red brick patio demolished by weeds11.rusty metal shed (3 different colors sheet metal) containing:* 3 mowers, 1 working, 1 ancient push-powered variety* 2 bags of mulch, ripped and spilling* 1 red-flyer wagon whose wheels will never turn again (rust)* 1 saw (rusted)* 1 rake (rusted, missing 4 teeth)* white chest-of-drawers, possibly housing family of chipmunks
My fence is collapsed in one of the far corners, is held up currently by a series of cinder blocks + rope + coat hangers + duct tape.
DIRTBAG HOMEOWNER YALL
― a naked Kraken annoying Times Square tourists with an acoustic guitar (nickalici, Monday, 25 September 2006 11:54 (seventeen years ago) link
― a naked Kraken annoying Times Square tourists with an acoustic guitar (nickalici, Monday, 25 September 2006 12:10 (seventeen years ago) link
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― John Justen,a ninja slapboxing fajitas out of J. Casablancas dental dam. (johnju, Monday, 25 September 2006 21:52 (seventeen years ago) link