ASK STEVE SHASTA ANYTHING SERIOUSLY DUDES

When you come back to New York, can we play MLB Sports Clix at Soundfix sunday night game night? I have Prior and Wood. GET ONE BARRY BONDS.

xx

f-red

Okey dokey, but I really have no idea how to play! Don't kick my butt.

PS: How is Marky P.? :-(

Why is everyone on the Boredoms list a total moron?

-JW

That's a good question for Giason Giambi, 2005's COMEBACK PLAYER OF THE YAER!

jax0n,

3rd point malibu, a sealion got a dude's big toe, ripped the flesh right off. I paddled in to see what the guy was shrieking about and between the crowd of people around him I got a brief glimpse of the bloody stumpy bone.

JW,
You made me laugh!

Steve

Which Gamekiller are you?

Which am I?

Very truly yours,

The Denny MacLean

Dear Commissioner Steve,

Which Gamekiller are you?

Which am I?

Very truly yours,

The Denny MacLean

You are Steve Wozniak...?

I am related by marriage to Bill Gates!!!!

why do some people act so creepy on the internet?

love,

a former m@t@dor intern

I think you're getting the hang of these "ask" threads. Wait, did you get fired?

Steve

2. Re "Wanna-benoizeboarder" -- so who are the TRUE noizeboarders, anyway? I wasn't aware that Noise Board membership was determined by anything other than, uh, posting on the Noise Board.

Should you break it to gbx and Stormy Davis, or should I?

it's creepy because it would've been far more appropriate on a thread about matador or the bands that will be on the game, instead of a thread about gerard being hassled by good ol' je$$ica h0pper.

2. Re "Wanna-benoizeboarder" -- so who are the TRUE noizeboarders, anyway? I wasn't aware that Noise Board membership was determined by anything other than, uh, posting on the Noise Board.

oh how does the memory decline. true noizeborders probably aren't all over the enemy list, or constantly made fun of, or thought of as creepy. but you might want to ask steve shasta, maybe, since this is the ask steve shasta thread?

dear steve,

i hope we get staff copies! maybe if there are extras, would you like one?

best,

h

sure, no problem if not!

jaymc's memory is either: really amazing or really creepy! but i am just jealous, i can't even remember what old blues song that Yaz's "Don't Go" rips-off.

Steve

*The irony is that jaymc scared g3r@rd off of ILB.

hahaha he did? i don't recall that. post a link/

best,

h

I dunno, I just searched for "c0sl0y" and that's what came up. If there was a less inflammatory thread with his name in the title, that's what I would've chosen.

true noizeborders probably aren't all over the enemy list, or constantly made fun of, or thought of as creepy.

There is a kernel of truth here, I suppose. But I'd ask "made fun of" by whom? "Thought of as creepy" by whom? If you and Stormy Davis (who isn't even a true noizeborder since he lives in Chicago) say I'm creepy but no one else gives a shit, does that still count? You're very close to saying that a true noizeborder is someone that's approved by other true noizeborders, which seems circular.

Dear Steve Shasta,

What do you think?

Love Jaymc

There's no link because Commissioner Shasta vigilantly deleted my post, which "rang a little too much towards the pointing-out-the-obvious" and was "frankly, lame."

See, I knew I liked him.

true noizeborders probably aren't all over the enemy list

...

recommend some things to do in SF next week? esp if they involve sushis.

xo
allyz

PLAESE LIST ALL OF TEH TRUE NOIZEBROADERS. OKAY?

THANKS,
YOU PAL

OMG are you and Yanc3y arranging a concurrent trip?

Steve

account settings,

true noizeboarders = burritovillia.

Steve S.

WTF Yanc3y is going to be in SF next week? I am there all next week.

xo
Allyz

i will be in sf next week for noisepop, noisedudes. from 3/29 - 4/2...
-- Jams Murphy (littleknow...), March 21st, 2006 7:10 AM. (ystrickler)

Steve

YANKEES AT OAKLAND THO SOUNDS FUCKING AWESOME haha I was actually just about to look up the schedule. We are staying at Castle Inn. want to have SF noize drinks?

what is your favourite joke by "america's funnyman" neil hamburger? I am partial to the "paparazzi photographer with a heart of gold" one myself.

Noize drinks are cool. Maybe we can lure out milton, jax0n, adamrl, kyle, m. white, aja, callum, dr3w d@niel, gareth, and burmakitty!

Steve

haitch,

Definitely Neil's material on the Great Phone Calls LP/CD/CS (each format on the Amarillo pressings had different content). Neil's tour of Australia is legendary, were you in the audience?

Steve

can you please make sure aja comes to SF noise drinks?

also, you called this weekend, but i was too hungover to answer the phone. do you hate me. let's talk.

also, did i ever tell you the story about my college roommate who was working at a firehouse. one of the firemen asked him if he'd taken his new girlfriend to the ol' SF. my roommate said "san francisco, no we haven't been there yet" and the fireman said "no the ol' Stink Finger".

toodles,
jason

anyway how is the seating, at le baseball stadium? becuz tix situation for all three games is bad. or should i give up and just go see them in b'more??

Well, it's in Oakland which isn't THAT close to SF (about 45 minutes subway/walk from downtown SF)... But for tix, try craigslist.org for better seats (@ what price?).

The Coliseum is HUGE, it's a true football stadium (OAKLAND RAIDERS) but to see the A's (low payroll) vs. the Yankees (high payroll) is a classic David/Goliath parable for the ages.

NOIZE DRINKS will be interesting... let's start a thread. Is your fiance coming as well?

Steve

SF has the zipcar style so a trip to Oakland is not so bad and really might even be fun! says the person with no drivers licence. however, the seats... :\ i am v. spoiled with my lower level seating over the years.

thank you for starting a thread. you rule and one day i hope to be as good a wakeboarder as you.

az rofflesbot

i hope we are going out for sushi when you are in nyc?

waiting...

lp

Similar to Manhattan rushhour scenarios, walking and taking the subway is faster than driving across the Bay Bridge and then the 880 rush hour crunch on game day. Unless you leave the city before 4:00pm...