A tale in 3 acts pic.twitter.com/NGR1Ptxnhl— rาustic cyอ beฬธrpuฬตnk (@cypnk) April 21, 2020
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Tuesday, 21 April 2020 18:35 (six years ago)
The #ReopenNC folks are a special kind of stupid. pic.twitter.com/SneHjI6wZ6— Private Joker, USMC (@Infantry0300) April 20, 2020
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Tuesday, 21 April 2020 22:28 (six years ago)
leaning to the right for the first time with that one
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 21 April 2020 23:40 (six years ago)
LMAO I love the internet ๐๐คฃ pic.twitter.com/yiOh4kuqzz— StanceGrounded (@_SJPeace_) April 22, 2020
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Wednesday, 22 April 2020 17:32 (six years ago)
ice cold
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 22 April 2020 17:34 (six years ago)
i guess when she got her hair done in October they shaved it?
― let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 22 April 2020 17:53 (six years ago)
today i busted open a roll of quarters to do laundry.
imagine my surprise at finding 40 identical coins that looked like this:
https://www.usmint.gov/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/2020-america-the-beautiful-quarters-coin-national-park-of-american-samoa-uncirculated-reverse-768x768.jpg
― budo jeru, Friday, 24 April 2020 04:46 (six years ago)
a small square of nothing? That sucks real bad, Iโm sorry
― El Tomboto, Friday, 24 April 2020 04:52 (six years ago)
idk it worked in my browser
https://www.usatoday.com/story/money/2020/01/10/u-s-mint-samoan-fruit-bat-new-quarter-2020/4433464002/
― budo jeru, Friday, 24 April 2020 05:16 (six years ago)
i got you!
https://i.imgur.com/f4L7fYp.jpgx1010xhttps://i.imgur.com/f4L7fYp.jpgx10https://i.imgur.com/f4L7fYp.jpgx1010xhttps://i.imgur.com/f4L7fYp.jpgx10
― let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone), Friday, 24 April 2020 05:18 (six years ago)
I love flying foxes. V cute and important pollinators
― COVID and the Gang (jim in vancouver), Friday, 24 April 2020 05:21 (six years ago)
How to medical pic.twitter.com/0EDqJcy38p— Sarah Cooper (@sarahcpr) April 24, 2020
― Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 24 April 2020 07:00 (six years ago)
Flying foxes are not foxes, but they can fly.
Flying lemurs, however, are false advertising on both counts. They're not lemurs, and they can't fly (they glide).
This message brought to you by Taxonomic Pedantry "R" Us
― stone cold jane austen (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 24 April 2020 14:22 (six years ago)
I want the bat quarters
― mh, Friday, 24 April 2020 15:15 (six years ago)
^^
― johnny crunch, Friday, 24 April 2020 15:23 (six years ago)
that quarter is sick
― call all destroyer, Friday, 24 April 2020 15:27 (six years ago)
Peak NorfolkFrom the Local Policing Neighbourhood Team-If the person wearing the โPlague Drโ costume is seen out and about in Hellesdon, please contact Police at the time. A unit can then be dispatched and attempt to locate and identify this person.Many ThanksNorfolk Police— Danny Buck (@DannyBuckUEA) April 27, 2020
― mark s, Monday, 27 April 2020 20:51 (six years ago)
I didnโt think A.J. could top the gay frogs bit, but here we are. pic.twitter.com/pGk4NvP1to— Chuck Ross (@ChuckRossDC) May 1, 2020
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 1 May 2020 17:46 (six years ago)
(Sound ๐)FYI: Donโt be a Carrol ๐ง๐ท pic.twitter.com/KiLhGJItA1— Holy Cow! (@HolyCow_Inc) May 1, 2020
― Heavy Messages (jed_), Saturday, 2 May 2020 19:11 (six years ago)
this goes
Omfg pic.twitter.com/qAkWZS7l9s— BIG GRETCH FAN ACCT (@CindtriIIella) May 3, 2020
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Sunday, 3 May 2020 20:13 (six years ago)
Thatโs fantastic
― El Tomboto, Sunday, 3 May 2020 21:07 (six years ago)
As soon as the churches reopen? I'm going to pig out on the body and blood of Christ!— Michael A. Balazo (@mbalazo) May 5, 2020
― dip to dup (rob), Tuesday, 5 May 2020 09:58 (six years ago)
My roommate and I coming home from a walk pic.twitter.com/ZfuWpVE6gO— Zach Raffio (@zachraffio) April 17, 2020
― dip to dup (rob), Saturday, 9 May 2020 17:19 (six years ago)
How Popeyes would be if they had delivery ๐คฃ๐ญ๐คฆ๐พโโ๏ธ pic.twitter.com/JdMAFra9kU— Mark Phillips (@SupremeDreams_1) May 11, 2020
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 11 May 2020 23:39 (six years ago)
Will take those dudes over the enlightened CFA crew any day of the week.*
*Especially Sunday!
― pplains, Tuesday, 12 May 2020 00:12 (six years ago)
https://www.washingtonian.com/2020/05/12/inn-at-little-washington-chef-will-fill-his-socially-distanced-dining-room-with-mid-century-mannequins
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 13 May 2020 22:07 (six years ago)
https://i.imgur.com/L5bY9NX.png
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Friday, 15 May 2020 01:05 (six years ago)
ahhhha
― micah, Friday, 15 May 2020 02:30 (six years ago)
The Airborne Toxic Event show originally scheduled for June 20, 2020 has been rescheduled and will take place on March 13, 2021. All tickets purchased for the June 2020 performance will remain valid for the new date, so please hang on to your original ticket for entrance.
https://first-avenue.com/sites/default/files/images/events/AirborneToxicEvent-031321-387x600v2.jpg
― budo jeru, Thursday, 21 May 2020 21:56 (six years ago)
That's the worst news I've heard since my Quarantine Club went on hiatus!
― pplains, Friday, 22 May 2020 00:14 (six years ago)
there probably should be like 20 COVID-themed punk rock bands by this time next year, right?
― Nhex, Friday, 22 May 2020 00:37 (six years ago)
The vibe at all the restaurants reopening pic.twitter.com/tGmaiZazaE— Brian Pempus (@brianpempus) May 22, 2020
― ๐ ๐๐ข๐จ (caek), Saturday, 23 May 2020 15:17 (six years ago)
Commander Kane OTM
― Elvis Telecom, Saturday, 23 May 2020 21:01 (six years ago)
https://i.redd.it/1r0u7bwe2o051.jpg
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Sunday, 24 May 2020 19:40 (six years ago)
an incalculable twat
― form of mouth device (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 25 May 2020 09:02 (six years ago)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EY4s7sYUMAAppft.jpg
― mookieproof, Monday, 25 May 2020 19:57 (six years ago)
why???
― Nhex, Monday, 25 May 2020 20:08 (six years ago)
i'm just impressed they had toilet paper
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 25 May 2020 20:57 (six years ago)
even celine dion needs to wipe her arse
― form of mouth device (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 25 May 2020 22:24 (six years ago)
Someone Asked me Howโs Quarantine Going in Liverpool, I Replied this pic.twitter.com/4YiMB81TAq— SCOUSE TREMZ #YAHH ๐คฎ๐ฅ๐ดโโ ๏ธ (@Scouse_Tremz) May 22, 2020
― The Cognitive Peasant (ogmor), Tuesday, 26 May 2020 22:58 (six years ago)
love balcony man
― mh, Tuesday, 26 May 2020 23:22 (six years ago)
ATTENTION SUPERSOLDIERS!Please familiarize yourself with allied forces.Regards,Customer Support pic.twitter.com/M7GrqpsRZf— Antifa Customer Support (NA) (@KropotkinPetyr) June 4, 2020
― ๐ ๐๐ข๐จ (caek), Friday, 5 June 2020 22:58 (six years ago)
From that I learnt that violent Jโs daughter (ruby bruce lee) is a furry.
Violent J's daughter is a furry, and even went to a Fur Con in his own fursuit to support her, and then also made a video where they called out sketchy fursuit makers. https://t.co/9fxwJ6VIfj— Princess Beard (@YTPrincessBeard) June 5, 2020
Definitely deserves a line on that batshit mapping project.
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Friday, 5 June 2020 23:06 (six years ago)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EZv5l8zXkAAb0zc?format=jpg&name=medium
― ๐ ๐๐ข๐จ (caek), Saturday, 6 June 2020 03:56 (six years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvMn_BJo2zg
― The Cognitive Peasant (ogmor), Monday, 8 June 2020 15:27 (five years ago)
FYI, Texas hospitals are now calling in dermatology residents to treat COVID patients, and the memes are as specific as they are ๐๐ pic.twitter.com/j7xO6APLch— Jeremiah St Cyr (@MiahSaint) July 10, 2020
― ๐ ๐๐ข๐จ (caek), Friday, 10 July 2020 05:20 (five years ago)
watching the disney world reopening video pic.twitter.com/hgYTPc6hXl— โnetw3rk (@netw3rk) July 11, 2020
― ๐ ๐๐ข๐จ (caek), Sunday, 12 July 2020 03:25 (five years ago)
Koyaanisdisney pic.twitter.com/uYhor3jVDw— Isaac Schankler (@piesaac) July 12, 2020
― pplains, Sunday, 12 July 2020 03:27 (five years ago)
jesus
― ๐ ๐๐ข๐จ (caek), Sunday, 12 July 2020 03:40 (five years ago)
this thread is a good read btw
― ๐ ๐๐ข๐จ (caek), Sunday, 12 July 2020 03:49 (five years ago)