My children have been asking me why people created Mechagodzilla this week. I told them "to defeat Godzilla" but they aren't satisfied with that for some reason. Neither they not I have ever seen a Godzilla movie.
― Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 2 April 2020 22:16 (six years ago)
Despite this screw up, I like the Godzilla cards and may have to track these down for my son.
― Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Thursday, 2 April 2020 22:18 (six years ago)
So you’re saying this is a bad time to launch my video conferencing app COVID
― rob, Thursday, 2 April 2020 23:07 (six years ago)
These poor bastardshttp://www.covid.com/shop.aspx
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 3 April 2020 03:33 (six years ago)
At least they can get some change on that URL.
These folks though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfFs0o6pCxc
― pplains, Friday, 3 April 2020 03:37 (six years ago)
https://i.imgur.com/WXhGftE.jpg
― pplains, Saturday, 4 April 2020 04:20 (six years ago)
Keep hearing Poly Styrene singing the wordsCOVID-77 And we are going mad
― Three Hundred Pounds of Almond Joy (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 5 April 2020 00:03 (six years ago)
https://i.imgur.com/3TkuwDr.jpg
― pplains, Sunday, 5 April 2020 02:12 (six years ago)
https://i.imgur.com/OVsGdFH.png
― pplains, Sunday, 5 April 2020 02:13 (six years ago)
Dammit, why do I bother with screencapped twitter.
A completely empty ferry terminal at night…And the only object in the room is an artfully placed full page newspaper explaining what happened.Because life is a video game. pic.twitter.com/2Ne8tOSrKo— Quarynnetine Valente (@catvalente) March 19, 2020
― pplains, Sunday, 5 April 2020 02:16 (six years ago)
https://i.imgur.com/K62m3Dv.jpg
― pplains, Sunday, 5 April 2020 15:40 (six years ago)
im down real bad pic.twitter.com/rGdaEdpcrC— lil uzi hurt (@LameAsChris) April 4, 2020
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Sunday, 5 April 2020 17:49 (six years ago)
https://i.imgur.com/QpwGsDY.jpg
― pplains, Sunday, 5 April 2020 21:41 (six years ago)
https://www.dropbox.com/s/8r663etvwa9kvlq/92177553_124380309186703_1844505105773101056_n.jpg?raw=1
― Heavy Messages (jed_), Monday, 6 April 2020 22:12 (six years ago)
Love it!
― Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Monday, 6 April 2020 22:18 (six years ago)
I saved this from a friend's facebook account but a gis shows no matches so he may actually have made this himself. Kudos to him!
― Heavy Messages (jed_), Monday, 6 April 2020 22:27 (six years ago)
aptly, I actually call it all three of those things.
― Heavy Messages (jed_), Monday, 6 April 2020 22:29 (six years ago)
worst are the people who call it SARS-CoV-2 on a message board
― ℺ ☽ ⋠ ⏎ (✖), Monday, 6 April 2020 22:34 (six years ago)
Oh, I'm feeling a little bit para now.
― Heavy Messages (jed_), Monday, 6 April 2020 22:42 (six years ago)
(the friend in question that i robbed this from sais that that's what he says!)
― Heavy Messages (jed_), Monday, 6 April 2020 22:43 (six years ago)
just shitting on sanpaku as one does
― ℺ ☽ ⋠ ⏎ (✖), Monday, 6 April 2020 22:45 (six years ago)
ahhhh
― Heavy Messages (jed_), Monday, 6 April 2020 22:47 (six years ago)
worst are the people who call it SARS-CoV-2 on a message boarddon’t make me break out the pendant stick
― karmic blowback for dissing pip and jane baker (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 6 April 2020 23:21 (six years ago)
the what now
― an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Monday, 6 April 2020 23:47 (six years ago)
of all the words for my iphone to correct, it would have to be ‘pedant’ wouldn’t it
― karmic blowback for dissing pip and jane baker (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 00:33 (six years ago)
https://i.imgur.com/SGgCNoV.jpg
Made me go look up "covidora," but fortunately, all I found were Spanish sites.
― pplains, Tuesday, 7 April 2020 01:27 (six years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBSKuGevit0
― No mean feat. DaBaby (breastcrawl), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 11:14 (six years ago)
La mascarilla perfecta no exis... pic.twitter.com/LPXp98m7gU— Maximus Crowley (@Zienke_delirand) April 7, 2020
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 13:48 (six years ago)
this just got shared at work unironically pic.twitter.com/Ox3UeYCHg3— Solemad O'nlien (@evren__7) April 7, 2020
― i am a horse girl (map), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 17:16 (six years ago)
Sir, God is spelt with a capital 'G' Thanks— John Anyanwu (@JohnAnyanwu12) April 7, 2020
― ogmor, Tuesday, 7 April 2020 18:42 (six years ago)
wow what a fucking asshole
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 19:21 (six years ago)
I think you mean Asshole
― cuomo money, cuomo problems (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 19:38 (six years ago)
I must admit as incredibly poorly-timed, insensitive and unwelcome comments go, I'm a fan. All the best
― ogmor, Tuesday, 7 April 2020 19:42 (six years ago)
i love risking my life because my brother is too much of a man-child to leave the house by himself and has a craving for shitty burgers
― Nhex, Tuesday, 7 April 2020 21:52 (six years ago)
shitty burger places are still open where you are Nhex? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
― Heavy Messages (jed_), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 21:59 (six years ago)
Macca’s is pretty much an essential service down here. They’ve aggressively been advertising how you can buy milk and bread (bags of buns) at the drive through window.
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 22:00 (six years ago)
xp yeah, for take-out, all restaurants are open
― Nhex, Tuesday, 7 April 2020 23:14 (six years ago)
The Queen should never have worn green pic.twitter.com/A71vse3Uvq— Olaf Falafel (@OFalafel) April 7, 2020
― Heavy Messages (jed_), Wednesday, 8 April 2020 11:28 (six years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glkR2X2euuQ
― ogmor, Friday, 10 April 2020 14:14 (six years ago)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EVQVPu3X0AcMKkL?format=jpg&name=medium
― lag∞n, Friday, 10 April 2020 16:18 (six years ago)
A whole mood pic.twitter.com/iMm4qbW5LS— Janet D. (@TheRealPRLady) April 9, 2020
― rob, Saturday, 11 April 2020 18:38 (six years ago)
gold
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 11 April 2020 18:54 (six years ago)
Yep, sterling material.
― coviderunt omnes (pomenitul), Saturday, 11 April 2020 18:56 (six years ago)
a+
― force ghost bg (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 11 April 2020 19:04 (six years ago)
https://i.imgur.com/hAEZ8yn.png
― pplains, Saturday, 18 April 2020 18:14 (six years ago)
ha
― Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 18 April 2020 18:15 (six years ago)
https://i.imgur.com/V8Q8WRf.jpg
― pplains, Sunday, 19 April 2020 20:37 (six years ago)
Sometimes you hear a song so perfect that you just have to share with the world 🎸https://t.co/29sEQJZ0da pic.twitter.com/9XLG4UU9ah— Mark Ruffalo (@MarkRuffalo) April 16, 2020
― pplains, Sunday, 19 April 2020 23:15 (six years ago)
lol
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 19 April 2020 23:46 (six years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XwaH-qT4Rm0
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 20 April 2020 01:11 (six years ago)