https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTLhQONUcvQ
― pplains, Monday, 30 March 2020 01:03 (six years ago)
Just in case you need it, here’s a dog doing yoga in Italian. You’re welcome. pic.twitter.com/zTKp3MbI8e— Amanda in Atlanta (@ATLnewsgirl) March 25, 2020
― current (jed_), Monday, 30 March 2020 03:06 (six years ago)
I'm in the wrong line of work. https://t.co/m3dENUCHhw— Jordan Hoffman (@jhoffman) March 30, 2020
― Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 30 March 2020 03:51 (six years ago)
I think he needs a better hype man, I hear Flava Flav is available atm.
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Monday, 30 March 2020 06:12 (six years ago)
May I suggest Fred Schneider?
― No mean feat. DaBaby (breastcrawl), Monday, 30 March 2020 11:19 (six years ago)
A few people on here are having fun communicating with their neighbours using messages placed in windows, so I’m joining in. pic.twitter.com/tfEKm0qjyf— Rich Neville (@RichNeville) March 30, 2020
― ymo sumac (NickB), Monday, 30 March 2020 14:15 (six years ago)
someone in that thread replied “jacob rees-mogg” and i think i just died laughing
― karmic blowback for dissing pip and jane baker (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 30 March 2020 20:58 (six years ago)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EUUwQ19XQAA7ZDU.jpg
― ℺ ☽ ⋠ ⏎ (✖), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 04:33 (six years ago)
https://i.giphy.com/media/1ZkMDj88mQ1rO/giphy.webp
― Hey, let me drunkenly animate yr boats in about 25 to 60 days! (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 06:56 (six years ago)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EUbDoIWUEAAGDmT?format=jpg&name=large
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 31 March 2020 15:42 (six years ago)
Don't want to be a joyless pedant, but China has lots of bubble tea.
― Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 15:47 (six years ago)
there's a bubble tea place in my neighborhood, or at least there was last time I checked!
― mh, Tuesday, 31 March 2020 15:50 (six years ago)
the last weekend before lockdown i went to a bubble tea place with a line out the door. already fading into memory.
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 16:01 (six years ago)
Don't wanna poop up the serious threads, so ayyyyy
Last month:
Us: oh hey D, what's new
D: not much, got a job in Indonesia coming up
Us: woah cool! want some of our face masks to bring with you, lol
D: haha nah, my company's gonna take care of all that
Us: nice, have fun
Last week:
Us: how you doing?
D: work's cool, Indonesia's nice
Us: jfcwtf get home to Ireland now you lunatic
D: everyone keeps telling me that? but nah
This weekend:
Us: you home yet you dingus
D: our bosses canceled the job and told everyone to go home
Us: thank fuck!
D: but they asked if anyone would volunteer to complete the job so I'll be here another couple weeks
Us: >:[
― cat, Wednesday, 1 April 2020 00:00 (six years ago)
really helpful info to have right now! pic.twitter.com/FtWqIIrilK— JEREMY (@jeremylevick) April 1, 2020
― Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 1 April 2020 05:19 (six years ago)
ahaha I came here to post that. beautiful
― brechtian social distancing (Simon H.), Wednesday, 1 April 2020 16:30 (six years ago)
https://i.imgur.com/WSwVuAJ.jpg
― crüt, Thursday, 2 April 2020 00:19 (six years ago)
Message from celebrity *important* pic.twitter.com/f6AroceIcD— Gabriel Gundacker (@gabegundacker) March 26, 2020
― forensic plumber (harbl), Thursday, 2 April 2020 02:21 (six years ago)
fucking hell
― karmic blowback for dissing pip and jane baker (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 2 April 2020 03:08 (six years ago)
https://66.media.tumblr.com/bab2f235b7e427161ee64d18049d4428/caaa25d697e8296c-9b/s1280x1920/b4a990460b6e0c35cb94559480062b71a38b0ca4.png
― bam! Free bees! (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 2 April 2020 20:46 (six years ago)
#spacegodzillaisoverparty
― ℺ ☽ ⋠ ⏎ (✖), Thursday, 2 April 2020 22:13 (six years ago)
My children have been asking me why people created Mechagodzilla this week. I told them "to defeat Godzilla" but they aren't satisfied with that for some reason. Neither they not I have ever seen a Godzilla movie.
― Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 2 April 2020 22:16 (six years ago)
Despite this screw up, I like the Godzilla cards and may have to track these down for my son.
― Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Thursday, 2 April 2020 22:18 (six years ago)
So you’re saying this is a bad time to launch my video conferencing app COVID
― rob, Thursday, 2 April 2020 23:07 (six years ago)
These poor bastardshttp://www.covid.com/shop.aspx
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 3 April 2020 03:33 (six years ago)
At least they can get some change on that URL.
These folks though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfFs0o6pCxc
― pplains, Friday, 3 April 2020 03:37 (six years ago)
https://i.imgur.com/WXhGftE.jpg
― pplains, Saturday, 4 April 2020 04:20 (six years ago)
Keep hearing Poly Styrene singing the wordsCOVID-77 And we are going mad
― Three Hundred Pounds of Almond Joy (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 5 April 2020 00:03 (six years ago)
https://i.imgur.com/3TkuwDr.jpg
― pplains, Sunday, 5 April 2020 02:12 (six years ago)
https://i.imgur.com/OVsGdFH.png
― pplains, Sunday, 5 April 2020 02:13 (six years ago)
Dammit, why do I bother with screencapped twitter.
A completely empty ferry terminal at night…And the only object in the room is an artfully placed full page newspaper explaining what happened.Because life is a video game. pic.twitter.com/2Ne8tOSrKo— Quarynnetine Valente (@catvalente) March 19, 2020
― pplains, Sunday, 5 April 2020 02:16 (six years ago)
https://i.imgur.com/K62m3Dv.jpg
― pplains, Sunday, 5 April 2020 15:40 (six years ago)
im down real bad pic.twitter.com/rGdaEdpcrC— lil uzi hurt (@LameAsChris) April 4, 2020
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Sunday, 5 April 2020 17:49 (six years ago)
https://i.imgur.com/QpwGsDY.jpg
― pplains, Sunday, 5 April 2020 21:41 (six years ago)
https://www.dropbox.com/s/8r663etvwa9kvlq/92177553_124380309186703_1844505105773101056_n.jpg?raw=1
― Heavy Messages (jed_), Monday, 6 April 2020 22:12 (six years ago)
Love it!
― Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Monday, 6 April 2020 22:18 (six years ago)
I saved this from a friend's facebook account but a gis shows no matches so he may actually have made this himself. Kudos to him!
― Heavy Messages (jed_), Monday, 6 April 2020 22:27 (six years ago)
aptly, I actually call it all three of those things.
― Heavy Messages (jed_), Monday, 6 April 2020 22:29 (six years ago)
worst are the people who call it SARS-CoV-2 on a message board
― ℺ ☽ ⋠ ⏎ (✖), Monday, 6 April 2020 22:34 (six years ago)
Oh, I'm feeling a little bit para now.
― Heavy Messages (jed_), Monday, 6 April 2020 22:42 (six years ago)
(the friend in question that i robbed this from sais that that's what he says!)
― Heavy Messages (jed_), Monday, 6 April 2020 22:43 (six years ago)
just shitting on sanpaku as one does
― ℺ ☽ ⋠ ⏎ (✖), Monday, 6 April 2020 22:45 (six years ago)
ahhhh
― Heavy Messages (jed_), Monday, 6 April 2020 22:47 (six years ago)
worst are the people who call it SARS-CoV-2 on a message boarddon’t make me break out the pendant stick
― karmic blowback for dissing pip and jane baker (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 6 April 2020 23:21 (six years ago)
the what now
― an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Monday, 6 April 2020 23:47 (six years ago)
of all the words for my iphone to correct, it would have to be ‘pedant’ wouldn’t it
― karmic blowback for dissing pip and jane baker (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 00:33 (six years ago)
https://i.imgur.com/SGgCNoV.jpg
Made me go look up "covidora," but fortunately, all I found were Spanish sites.
― pplains, Tuesday, 7 April 2020 01:27 (six years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBSKuGevit0
― No mean feat. DaBaby (breastcrawl), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 11:14 (six years ago)
La mascarilla perfecta no exis... pic.twitter.com/LPXp98m7gU— Maximus Crowley (@Zienke_delirand) April 7, 2020
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 13:48 (six years ago)
this just got shared at work unironically pic.twitter.com/Ox3UeYCHg3— Solemad O'nlien (@evren__7) April 7, 2020
― i am a horse girl (map), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 17:16 (six years ago)