lmao
― Swilling Ambergris, Esq. (silby), Wednesday, 29 January 2020 20:34 (six years ago)
iconic
― ciderpress, Wednesday, 29 January 2020 20:35 (six years ago)
surely self-parody, on par with Poe's "A Predicament"
― Suggest Banshee (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 29 January 2020 20:45 (six years ago)
dunno if our boy is blessed with sufficient self-awareness tbqh
― Swilling Ambergris, Esq. (silby), Wednesday, 29 January 2020 20:46 (six years ago)
FWIW it paints a very vivid picture of someone living in the world of 28 Days Later.
― Dr. Teeth and the Women (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 29 January 2020 20:47 (six years ago)
I'd be delighted to learn sanpaku is a kaufmenesque, long-game sock
― Suggest Banshee (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 29 January 2020 20:47 (six years ago)
just the kind of speculation a long-game puppeteer would end up making eventually, isn't it
― Suggest Banshee (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 29 January 2020 20:50 (six years ago)
FWIW it paints a very vivid picture of someone living in the world of /28 Days Later/.
― Baby yoda laid an egg (wins), Wednesday, 29 January 2020 20:52 (six years ago)
I didn’t post it here to be mean. Sanpaku drives me crazy from time to time but so do all of you; let him be. With his decontamination systems.
― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 29 January 2020 20:54 (six years ago)
Personally after every time I browse ilx I delete my history, clear my cache, set my phone on fire and get a new one.
― Okay, you're an ambulance (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 29 January 2020 21:07 (six years ago)
That last Tombot post is otm in many ways
― GK Chessington's World of Adventure (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 29 January 2020 21:25 (six years ago)
snpk's tendency toward hyperbole sometimes spills over into disinformation which given what he's obsessed with... sucks
― american bradass (BradNelson), Wednesday, 29 January 2020 21:47 (six years ago)
but whatever i am also always posting in character
― american bradass (BradNelson), Wednesday, 29 January 2020 21:48 (six years ago)
Brad ur character is a sweetheart tho
― Swilling Ambergris, Esq. (silby), Wednesday, 29 January 2020 21:52 (six years ago)
Character is destiny
― GK Chessington's World of Adventure (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 29 January 2020 22:30 (six years ago)
whoever said that reading him write about a topic you know about is enough to cure you of his "expertise" was otm
― Mordy, Wednesday, 29 January 2020 22:55 (six years ago)
that was caek, I’m pretty sure. Regardless, I refuse to genuinely dislike people on ILX anymore. There’s not enough of us left and the Internet is not a place for seriously disagreeing with anyone.
― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 29 January 2020 23:37 (six years ago)
wrong thread
― (darraghpc) vs (darraghmac), Wednesday, 29 January 2020 23:42 (six years ago)
True, that wasn’t in character at all
― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 29 January 2020 23:45 (six years ago)
are you trying to make me post vmic
― (darraghpc) vs (darraghmac), Wednesday, 29 January 2020 23:52 (six years ago)
farts vmic
― ... that's Traore! (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 29 January 2020 23:54 (six years ago)
Tombot otm
― TS: Kirk/Spock vs. Marat/Sade (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 30 January 2020 00:01 (six years ago)
i think that's actually true to the current Tombot character. maybe not to the old!
― But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Thursday, 30 January 2020 00:11 (six years ago)
but as the owner of the Tomboto character and franchise, i suppose he's the best judge
Does he still beat charizard is my question
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 30 January 2020 16:01 (six years ago)
I don’t know who Demi Lovato is, but she just did a pretty damn good national anthem.
― Mr. Snrub, Sunday, February 2, 2020 6:36 PM (fifty-four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― ℺ ☽ ⋠ ⏎ (✖), Monday, 3 February 2020 00:33 (six years ago)
Lol
― ... that's Traore! (Neanderthal), Monday, 3 February 2020 00:33 (six years ago)
Who are they?
― Tuomas, Monday, 3 February 2020 06:17 (forty-four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― (includes digression on farting) (Tom D.), Monday, 3 February 2020 07:04 (six years ago)
No, who are they?
― Tuomas, Friday, January 31, 2020 2:55 PM (three days ago) bookmarkflaglink
― change display name (Jordan), Monday, 3 February 2020 15:37 (six years ago)
It's good for those of us lucky enough to exist where Googles and Bings and Jeeves and Altavistas abound to be reminded on occasion of those parts of the world where there are no search engines at all. Makes u thing.
― Dr. Teeth and the Women (Old Lunch), Monday, 3 February 2020 15:54 (six years ago)
Those Nokia phones apparently come stripped of all this stuff
― TS: Kirk/Spock vs. Hitchcock/Truffaut (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 3 February 2020 16:22 (six years ago)
lol @ 'Makes u thing'
― doorstep jetski (dog latin), Monday, 3 February 2020 16:24 (six years ago)
Is that the first appearance of that?
― TS: Kirk/Spock vs. Hitchcock/Truffaut (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 3 February 2020 16:27 (six years ago)
Yes, looks like it is
― TS: Kirk/Spock vs. Hitchcock/Truffaut (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 3 February 2020 16:28 (six years ago)
As much as I would love to kickstart an ILX-acy of my very own, in the interest of fair play
really makes you thing― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, June 26, 2018 4:26 PM (one year ago) bookmarkflaglink
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, June 26, 2018 4:26 PM (one year ago) bookmarkflaglink
― Dr. Teeth and the Women (Old Lunch), Monday, 3 February 2020 18:06 (six years ago)
Ah, but that still has the “yo” in front of the “u”
― TS: Kirk/Spock vs. Hitchcock/Truffaut (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 3 February 2020 18:25 (six years ago)
Too true, too true, I am an unstoppable force of innovation
― Dr. Teeth and the Women (Old Lunch), Monday, 3 February 2020 18:26 (six years ago)
Yoda is the exemplar of a species only known as Yoda's species.
Perhaps its just a child of Viridihomine yodalensis.
― Wash your hands! (Sanpaku), Wednesday, February 5, 2020 12:34 PM (eight minutes ago)
― Mordy, Wednesday, 5 February 2020 17:43 (six years ago)
I've yet to witness a Sanpaku post very much out of character. Is that even possible?
― toilet-cleaning brain surgeon (pomenitul), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 17:55 (six years ago)
even Homer nods iirc
― GK Chessington's World of Adventure (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 18:34 (six years ago)
what exactly is Sanpaku's thing? not sure I read the same threads
― doorstep jetski (dog latin), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 21:19 (six years ago)
i am looking into how to use killfile, which i've never cared about before
― forensic plumber (harbl), Friday, 7 February 2020 01:51 (six years ago)
this is how technology moves forward
― chet san telmo (alomar lines), Friday, 7 February 2020 05:44 (six years ago)
Enabling killfile has improved my ilx experience.
― pplains, Friday, 7 February 2020 14:10 (six years ago)
same
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Saturday, 8 February 2020 03:38 (six years ago)
has nobody used “killfile bait” as a username
― El Tomboto, Saturday, 8 February 2020 03:50 (six years ago)
Or found some kind of satisfying portmanteau of “kill file” and “killdozer”?
― TS: Kirk/Spock vs. Hitchcock/Truffaut (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 8 February 2020 04:00 (six years ago)
Phil Kyle
― otm into winter (rip van wanko), Saturday, 8 February 2020 04:36 (six years ago)
Grim as it sounds, my CPR instructor pointed out that CPR is only rarely effective. Most people who require CPR die anyway. Consequently, you should never worry about hurting the person you are doing hard chest compressions on, or whether you remember how to do it exactly right. Instead, you should consider the recipient to be as good as dead anyway. At best you might extend their viability for a few minutes until you are too exhausted to continue. If no further help arrives in that time, they are goners.
― A is for (Aimless), Sunday, February 9, 2020 2:35 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink
― otm into winter (rip van wanko), Sunday, 9 February 2020 21:04 (six years ago)
what are you doing
― brimstead, Sunday, 9 February 2020 21:10 (six years ago)