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jesus, that's a lot to process

dn/post but still:

word on the street is that stet is going to post the 200K thread and use it to explain how ilx is being shut down and everyone is instructed to go to discord and twitter instead

― But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Tuesday, January 28, 2020 7:53 PM

Truly an innovator in terrible already taken drug puns.

― Judi Dench's Human Hand (methanietanner), Wednesday, February 19, 2020 9:15 AM (two hours ago)

Horny Henry seems suspiciously anxious to let us all know of his heterosexuality.
― Wooden (Wooden), Wednesday, September 22, 2004 12:52 AM (fifteen years ago) bookmarkflaglink

I'm feeling 2018 or 2016 at the moment. 2016 defs feels like one of the "big" years

― josh az (2011nostalgia), Friday, 7 August 2020 21:24 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

Sharing My Psychotic Way of Listening to New Music [Started by Rod Steel (musicfanatic) in August 2020, last updated seventeen minutes ago by Rod Steel (musicfanatic) on I Love Music]

Yeah, what is up there?

(lol, I do not mean to suggest we should be perpetuating an empire)

― early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, November 11, 2020 10:58 AM (twenty-five minutes ago)

looool

nice

:D

fuck landlords they shouldn't exist

― a nice person (Left), Tuesday, November 10, 2020 12:54 PM (yesterday)

Cro-Mags fucking slay...

(Neanderthal)

Poignant and informative.

hahaha

this is display name/post and it's actually my own, so fp me, but I swear I only noticed after the fact:

Modern Talking, with Dieter Bohlen being the baddie and Thomas Anders the “innocent” one. I refer you to the musical about them I wrote in my head a long time ago, but this reading was sort of borne out by subsequent events.

― obsessed with quality over quantity or the need to produce tracks (breastcrawl), dinsdag 15 december 2020 9:07

xpost seriously, I am getting girth I never believed possible

― Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Wednesday, January 6, 2021 4:16 PM (six minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

lol this post has now appeared in two threads!

congrats my man

Two threads none the girther, though

Did you really have to goe there

"creating an innovative new plant-based protein" sounds weirdly ominous

― the portentous pepper (govern yourself accordingly), Thursday, January 14, 2021 12:56 PM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

im drinking a can of nitro earl grey tea oat mlik latte

― Dusty Benelux (jim in vancouver), Friday, January 29, 2021 1:04 PM (one minute ago) bookmarkflaglink

it's quite good

― Dusty Benelux (jim in vancouver), Friday, January 29, 2021 1:05 PM (one minute ago) bookmarkflaglink

I would change almost everything about this plan. But I’m not in charge, and one of the best things I’ve done for my mental health during this pandemic has been absolving myself of the self-imposed responsibility to become an expert in infectious disease & public policy and come up with a BETTER PLAN that I have no ability to influence or implement.

― Guys don’t @ me because I tazed my own balls alright? (hardcore dilettante), Tuesday, February 9, 2021 2:48 PM (twenty-one minutes ago)

reading the story about the .02 blood alcohol level, it's all but guaranteed that the "source" was either his publicist or someone in management. which doesn't mean it's automatically wrong. but it doesn't mean it's automatically right either. for whatever that's worth.

― fact checking cuz, Wednesday, February 10, 2021 10:41 PM (thirty-four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Whatever happened to Orgy?

― Long Tall Arsetee & the Shaker Intros (breastcrawl), Tuesday, February 16, 2021 1:34 PM bookmarkflaglink

good one, rob!

I will probably have to disappoint you, Neanderthal

xp

I've got one too tho:

They're certainly not the four people named in the same post, no siree.

― Well *I* know who he is (aldo), dinsdag 16 februari 2021 20:43

I have a laptop lap desk, and also have a standing desk. I highly recommend standing desks, btw.

― it's like edging for your mind (the table is the table), Wednesday, February 24, 2021 8:29 PM (twenty minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Lol

:D

A+ post

― that's not my post, Friday, February 26, 2021 3:57 AM (five hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

Is the West Experiencing a Right-Wing Drift? [Started by Mordy in May 2015, last updated thirteen minutes ago by no (Left) on I Love Everything] 2 new answers

looool

that rarest of events: DN/username/post

...tbf, thread not post

i'm looking at, like, individual sets of hands sourced from singapore

https://ajuicet.com/collections/hands/products/pilot-hand-set-v2

― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, March 15, 2021 7:36 PM (yesterday)

"She Don't Use Jelly": worst single of the 1990's?
― Pessimist (Pessimist), Wednesday, May 17, 2006 12:38 AM bookmarkflaglink

The one time I drove through Oklahoma is the only time I have witnessed a sky full of mammatus clouds.

― visiting, Thursday, March 18, 2021 12:00 PM (yesterday)

v good

https://i.redd.it/2t4h9okdajt51.jpg

― You Can't Have the Woogie Without a Little Boogie (Old Lunch), Wednesday, March 24, 2021 11:15 AM (five minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Chewing Tar [Started by It Is Dangerous to Meme Inside (James Redd and the Blecchs) in April 2021, last updated one hour ago by Hideous Lump on I Love Everything

could never in a bazillion years imagine pressing this button, considering how much my existence has enriched the lives of those around me

― the late great, Sunday, 14 October 2012 22:09 (eight years ago) link

drawing suggestion with crossover to the old sayings thread: an embarrassed child letting the cat out of the bag

― that's not my post, Wednesday, 14 April 2021 21:26 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

Every half mile in Pennsylvania and western Maryland.
― Van Halen dot Senate dot flashlight (Boring, Maryland), Monday, April 26, 2021 5:39 PM (twenty-eight minutes ago)

The CEO of my old company once arranged to pay for a lavish dinner for my wife and I while we were on vacation - at a place I didn't really want to eat. I found the whole thing showy and annoying (meal and experience of it being comped).

When I got back, our CFO told me I owed taxes on the dinner because it was compensation.

― Deicide at Chuck E. Cheese (PBKR), Thursday, May 13, 2021 1:53 PM (one minute ago)

(dn not username, sorry)

haha

lol

Glen Benton, CEO

also if you have babies or toddlers on the table don't put a sizzling plate of molten pizza literally right in front of them saying "that plate might be a bit hot" because that won't stop them slamming their hand into it and getting burnt. I in turn promise to wipe up all the debris off the floor and tip nicely.

― kinder, Wednesday, November 12, 2025 7:20 AM (nine minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Oh, I can think of a diplomat who wanted to be President.

Alan Keyes: Served as Assistant Secretary of State for International Organization Affairs before seeking the Republican presidential nomination multiple times in the 1990s and 2000s.

― A floating crown, but an extremely small one (President Keyes), Wednesday, November 12, 2025 11:06 AM (eight minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

perfect

Thankfully it's still socially acceptable to hate myself.

― Hideous Lump, Monday, 17 November 2025 20:53 (six days ago)

led bulbs can be bought for about a buck each. they can be bought in different color temperatures. they are dimmable. they last far longer. they use less power. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

― bulb after bulb, Wednesday, 10 December 2025 20:42 (thirty-eight minutes ago)

haha i was waiting for that

Absolute gold in the last bunch.

Ok, actually, it turns out that he was a target of the Unabomber and when the bomb exploded, it disfigured his hand.

― Gentler Death Squads Please (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, February 5, 2026 11:24 AM (fifty-five seconds ago) bookmarkflaglink

i quit

― na (NA), Thursday, February 5, 2026 1:26 PM (four minutes ago)

Lol

every time someone namedrops "industrial society and its future" another leftist youtuber gets demonetized lol

My assumption is anyone lighting fires at a protest is an agent provocateur for the FBI.

― peace, man, Thursday, February 12, 2026 1:09 PM (fourteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Red Dwarf: Sucks or Rules? [Started by Ian c=====8 (orion) in June 2004

Best Simpsons episode ever [Started by Michael Bourke in June 2001, last updated forty-five minutes ago by Mr. Snrub on I Love Music] 1 new answer

Best Simpsons episode ever [Started by Michael Bourke in June 2001, last updated forty-five minutes ago by Mr. Snrub on I Love Music] 1 new answer

― The Yellow Kid, Monday, April 27, 2026 3:36 AM (twenty hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

lol

i was gonna say damn you guys are washing your pants way more often than i am

― slob wizard (J0rdan S.), Monday, April 27, 2026 7:52 PM(thirty-two minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

i was gonna say damn you guys are washing your pants way more often than i am

― slob wizard (J0rdan S.), Monday, April 27, 2026 7:52 PM(thirty-two minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

― m0stly clean (Slowsquatch), Monday, April 27, 2026 8:37 PM (six minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Ha!

and because you have to harvest by hand only a few tiny parts of a flower.

― il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Monday, April 27, 2026 4:11 PM bookmarkflaglink

Lol

Radar Love: DAREDEVIL show on NETFLIX [Started by bizarro gazzara in March 2015, last updated twenty-one minutes ago by completely suited to the horny decadence (Capitaine Jay Vee) on I Love Everything] 5 new answers

when I was young, I thought they were too polished of players and that the production was a little too clean. Today's ubiquitous use of DAWs and Auto-Tune has them sounding more organic and raw to my ears. Fagen's voice sounds downright gritty. One of these days I'll do a deep dive. Of their hits "My Old School" is my jam.

― nicky lo-fi, Wednesday, May 13, 2026 8:51 AM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink