posts very much in character

Treesh, I am sorry I used all those sock accounts to send you dick pics.

I’m not!

Wait, have we all been sending him dick pics this whole time?

Yes but we've only sent him mittel-Europäische schwanz pix iirc

i began to suspect this was true when I could not verify the existence of Kentucky Fried Chicken University

― I have not yet begun to fart (rip van wanko), Monday, 20 January 2020 20:13 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

lol btw

any reference to Twitter as "this bird app"

― groovemaaan, Tuesday, December 31, 2019 7:05 AM (two weeks ago) bookmarkflaglink

I haven't seen this but I like it :)

― flappy bird, Tuesday, January 14, 2020 12:37 AM (one week ago)

great revive

― pomenitul, Tuesday, January 28, 2020 10:43 AM (eleven minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

ffs

― the main character Cooly and his fart attack (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, January 28, 2020 10:44 AM (ten minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

i spend months and months putting in the work on 'great revive' and pom gets the credit on the pvmic thraed

disgusting

ffs

i don't know why i bother, i really don't

Alright, James Redd and bg, into the fight thread you go!

Grudge match time!

HADOUKEN

tbh almost posted

great revive

― que pasa picasso (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, January 12, 2020 5:42 PM (two weeks ago) bookmarkflaglink

But liked the one-two punch of the other

fine, but i'm still consulting my lawyer

Not to guild the lily, but there’s also this sequence:

great revive amirite

― pomenitul, Friday, January 24, 2020 5:56 AM (four days ago) bookmarkflaglink

ffs

― chapoquidditch (bizarro gazzara), Friday, January 24, 2020 5:56 AM (four days ago) bookmarkflaglink
...

this is the noise the dead* make when yet another terrible calum thread is revived

*me

― mark s, Friday, January 24, 2020 6:32 AM (four days ago) bookmarkflaglink

pom is already on record as this being a great revive, sorry

― chapoquidditch (bizarro gazzara), Friday, January 24, 2020 6:34 AM (four days ago) bookmarkflaglink

https://media3.giphy.com/media/1knIXb9KYylFe/source.gif

i spend months and months putting in the work on 'great revive' and pom gets the credit on the pvmic thraed

disgusting

😘

why must you torment me, haven't i suffered enough

great®️revive™️

I'd imagine the form-fitting N95 masks I have do a respectable job of reducing inhaled bronchial aerosols. The main problem will be that not many people have the experience from infectious medicine health care to remove them, gloves, and other protective clothing in a way that doesn't contaminate their bodies or home. The closest experience I have is cancer cell culture in a lab (ambient microbes kill human cell lines in petri dishes), which took days to learn. I imagine if it comes to a lockdown, I could set up my apt entrance with a small table, waste bin, hand sanitizer, spray bottles of Everclear and bleach. Outer garments left outside, laundry bagged, everything sprayed down with bleach and then covered with a tarp and weights to prevent air circulation.

There are already runs on masks at home improvement stores through the US. Later today I plan on seeing the situation on hand-sanitizer. 190 proof grain neutral spirits in a spray bottle will do in a pinch, though, and are just a dilution away from vodka.

― Darth Bambi (Sanpaku), Wednesday, January 29, 2020 2:02 PM (one hour ago)

lmao

iconic

surely self-parody, on par with Poe's "A Predicament"

dunno if our boy is blessed with sufficient self-awareness tbqh

FWIW it paints a very vivid picture of someone living in the world of 28 Days Later.

I'd be delighted to learn sanpaku is a kaufmenesque, long-game sock

just the kind of speculation a long-game puppeteer would end up making eventually, isn't it

FWIW it paints a very vivid picture of someone living in the world of /28 Days Later/.

I didn’t post it here to be mean. Sanpaku drives me crazy from time to time but so do all of you; let him be. With his decontamination systems.

Personally after every time I browse ilx I delete my history, clear my cache, set my phone on fire and get a new one.

That last Tombot post is otm in many ways

snpk's tendency toward hyperbole sometimes spills over into disinformation which given what he's obsessed with... sucks

but whatever i am also always posting in character

Brad ur character is a sweetheart tho

Character is destiny

whoever said that reading him write about a topic you know about is enough to cure you of his "expertise" was otm

that was caek, I’m pretty sure. Regardless, I refuse to genuinely dislike people on ILX anymore. There’s not enough of us left and the Internet is not a place for seriously disagreeing with anyone.

wrong thread

True, that wasn’t in character at all

are you trying to make me post vmic

farts vmic

Tombot otm

i think that's actually true to the current Tombot character. maybe not to the old!

but as the owner of the Tomboto character and franchise, i suppose he's the best judge

Does he still beat charizard is my question

I don’t know who Demi Lovato is, but she just did a pretty damn good national anthem.

― Mr. Snrub, Sunday, February 2, 2020 6:36 PM (fifty-four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Lol

Who are they?

― Tuomas, Monday, 3 February 2020 06:17 (forty-four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

No, who are they?

― Tuomas, Friday, January 31, 2020 2:55 PM (three days ago) bookmarkflaglink

It's good for those of us lucky enough to exist where Googles and Bings and Jeeves and Altavistas abound to be reminded on occasion of those parts of the world where there are no search engines at all. Makes u thing.