Damage ContrLOLz 2: LOL Harder

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the top 200 confessions of 2019 on @fesshole:

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1T1fXGmDyvQWnClkPxKSH_auVuiF3d0XIy7r07Oe-zcA/edit#gid=788171707

StanM, Monday, 30 December 2019 17:57 (six years ago)

holy shit some of those are incredible

hot nuts (small) (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 30 December 2019 18:21 (six years ago)

yikes at "cradled the poo"

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 30 December 2019 18:38 (six years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ba8-Vjn2a8c

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 30 December 2019 18:38 (six years ago)

THE AYES HAVE IT

mookieproof, Monday, 30 December 2019 18:40 (six years ago)

129 is my favourite so far: "I have only ever been to Nando's once. I found it the least cheeky experience I have ever had , but told my friends at the time it was"

mark s, Monday, 30 December 2019 18:45 (six years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdMoLPXZrpI
Cumulative lolz with lots of filler but quality high-points throughout
for some reason 12.01 killed me

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 5 January 2020 16:29 (six years ago)

Yeah that kookaburra was too much. Second prize to the anchor who misread 'fed up' as 'effed up'.

Drive Like a Demon From Steakhouse to Steakhouse (Old Lunch), Sunday, 5 January 2020 18:05 (six years ago)

Ilana Glazer's comedy special is an instant classic. pic.twitter.com/gHQ2QQhbqO

— limited breadsticks (@limitlessjest) January 6, 2020

ingredience (map), Thursday, 9 January 2020 22:34 (six years ago)

three weeks pass...

Here’s something ridiculously cool from an art parade in Japan.

pic.twitter.com/hHm5XU0mfL

— Joshua Potash (@JoshuaPotash) January 30, 2020

☮️ (peace, man), Friday, 31 January 2020 14:12 (six years ago)

amazing payoff

totally unnecessary bewbz of exploitation (DJP), Friday, 31 January 2020 14:12 (six years ago)

loool

Dr. Teeth and the Women (Old Lunch), Friday, 31 January 2020 14:18 (six years ago)

sublime

the main character Cooly and his fart attack (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 31 January 2020 14:19 (six years ago)

conservative lecturer DESTROYS sjw college student pic.twitter.com/QmrIaqsonq

— JEREMY (@jeremylevick) January 17, 2020

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Saturday, 1 February 2020 19:26 (six years ago)

Japan <3 pic.twitter.com/74TUUkhoiz

— MusicIsLife (@MusicIsPeople) February 10, 2020

Good taste, bit Victorian but who isn't? (jed_), Friday, 14 February 2020 08:37 (six years ago)

i love them

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 14 February 2020 18:55 (six years ago)

Here’s the greatest tiktok I’ll ever make. pic.twitter.com/PdTouxopny

— Hart (@HartYT_) February 14, 2020

i am a horse girl (map), Friday, 14 February 2020 20:23 (six years ago)

i love them


Who are they?!

Good taste, bit Victorian but who isn't? (jed_), Friday, 14 February 2020 23:21 (six years ago)

four weeks pass...

Me trying to talk to people without sports pic.twitter.com/7GDNh7e8m4

— Dave (@baltimoredavey) March 12, 2020

i am a horse girl (map), Friday, 13 March 2020 00:19 (six years ago)

lol

rusted (crüt), Sunday, 15 March 2020 02:30 (six years ago)

did you ever... hang around a gymnasium

i will FP you and your entire family (rip van wanko), Sunday, 15 March 2020 02:38 (six years ago)

more lols

So I was watching those Beyond Belief Fact or Fiction videos and someone in the comments mentioned how if you put it at .5 speed he sounds like a depressed drunk on the sidewalk trying to get your attention, & so I did, and I've been wheezing badly at this for the last 7 minutes pic.twitter.com/9ASpr8MntJ

— Jord/Jax (@JaxBladeFitness) March 17, 2020

andrew m., Wednesday, 18 March 2020 16:14 (six years ago)

one month passes...

olol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h56WLqdD-7I

davey, Saturday, 25 April 2020 10:54 (six years ago)

https://imgur.com/gallery/AnOS0Ot

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 29 April 2020 22:07 (six years ago)

lolz
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buffalo_buffalo_Buffalo_buffalo_buffalo_buffalo_Buffalo_buffalo

davey, Wednesday, 29 April 2020 23:53 (six years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BNADKp1Vio

pplains, Thursday, 30 April 2020 02:38 (six years ago)

that is just 😚👌

davey, Thursday, 30 April 2020 13:03 (six years ago)

Green Book was a good movie. It's the best movie since Crash. 🔥🔥🔥

Vegemite Is My Grrl (Eric H.), Thursday, 30 April 2020 13:05 (six years ago)

Srsly tho brb killing myself rn.

Vegemite Is My Grrl (Eric H.), Thursday, 30 April 2020 13:06 (six years ago)

:D :D :D :D

clap for content-providers (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 30 April 2020 13:31 (six years ago)

wait until it gets to the top

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UiRCsByOME

i am a horse girl (map), Sunday, 3 May 2020 05:11 (six years ago)

3:00

i am a horse girl (map), Sunday, 3 May 2020 05:12 (six years ago)

The ambient noise in that video was very calming.

Evan, Sunday, 3 May 2020 13:57 (six years ago)

something v lynchian about the unremarked-upon but deeply unsettling presence of the furry

Millennials are using this app to speak in just 3 weeks. (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 3 May 2020 14:37 (six years ago)

There's sometimes a furry.

jmm, Sunday, 3 May 2020 14:42 (six years ago)

i completely missed that upon the first several viewings

trapped out the barndo (crüt), Sunday, 3 May 2020 21:08 (six years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpfFCDZBADk

pplains, Sunday, 17 May 2020 19:53 (six years ago)

irl lol

pomenitul, Sunday, 17 May 2020 20:05 (six years ago)

oh that's terrible

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 17 May 2020 22:00 (six years ago)

three weeks pass...

this made me lose any shit i may have had for five whole minutes

this fucking license plate brought me to tears pic.twitter.com/jPYOWkFngg

— wren ⚡️abolish the police! / B*L*M (@folkpunkjunk) June 12, 2020

crystal-brained yogahead (map), Saturday, 13 June 2020 04:18 (five years ago)

um, that's a bad pun on it being an orange ram, right? Is there something funnier than that I'm missing?

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Saturday, 13 June 2020 05:52 (five years ago)

Wonder if this was up by Syracuse.

pplains, Saturday, 13 June 2020 10:51 (five years ago)

purdy truck doe

brian emo (rip van wanko), Saturday, 13 June 2020 13:56 (five years ago)

This yahoo finance article about blockchain currencies somehow mistakenly got a headline about the porn industry
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/porn-industry-changed-during-coronavirus-130000705.html

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Saturday, 13 June 2020 23:02 (five years ago)

Wonder if this was up by Syracuse.

looks like either a 516 or 518 area code on that sign, so probably not

i live in syracuse and i sort of feel like i would have seen that truck driving around if it was here (not that syracuse is tiny or anything, it'd just be hard to forget "ORAMGE")

the portentous pepper (govern yourself accordingly), Wednesday, 17 June 2020 11:55 (five years ago)

Haha, opened that thread up and

this wasn’t taken in syracuse 😭😭😭

— wren ⚡️abolish the police! / B*L*M (@folkpunkjunk) June 13, 2020

pplains, Wednesday, 17 June 2020 12:17 (five years ago)

Not to keep pushing all gas no brake but this is like the human version of the comments section of every thread on r/elonmusk:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pW_jsS_JnMY

DJI, Wednesday, 24 June 2020 01:33 (five years ago)

halo or COD?

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 24 June 2020 01:53 (five years ago)

Really enjoy AGNB's all-of-America-as-heavy-metal-parking-lot takes. Could actually do without Vic Berger ripoff zooms

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Wednesday, 24 June 2020 02:00 (five years ago)


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