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― am0n, Friday, 19 June 2009 16:51 (seventeen years ago)

omg ENBB thanks :D

― gosh I actually dig this shit (country matters), Friday, 19 June 2009 16:52 (seventeen years ago)

is that Krang for the turtles?

― [email protected] (darraghmac), Friday, 19 June 2009 16:52 (seventeen years ago)

lolz

― cutty, Friday, 19 June 2009 16:55 (seventeen years ago)

bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?

BritneySpears14: Aight.

bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.

BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.

bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.

BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.

bloodninja: Me too baby.

BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.

bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.

BritneySpears14: Hey...

bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.

BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.

bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.

BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.

bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.

bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.

BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.

bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.

bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.

bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.

bloodninja: Baby?

― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Friday, 19 June 2009 17:24 (seventeen years ago)

Old Memes are New Again

― (pronounced /ˈfɑrv/sklOf/tO/fewˈ/) (forksclovetofu), Friday, 19 June 2009 17:25 (seventeen years ago)

still funny, tho

― HIS VAGINA IS MAKING HIM CRAVE SALAD. (HI DERE), Friday, 19 June 2009 17:26 (seventeen years ago)

Yeah, seeing these blasts from the past make wonder when I'll be exposed to the eventual J. Budd Dwyer/Keyboard Cat mash-up.

― Pleasant Plains, Friday, 19 June 2009 17:51 (seventeen years ago)

Oh God.

― Fennec fox which does grooming (ENBB), Friday, 19 June 2009 17:52 (seventeen years ago)

"Everyone stand back!"
(Keyboard Cat stretches out paws)

― Pleasant Plains, Friday, 19 June 2009 17:52 (seventeen years ago)

:-(

― Fennec fox which does grooming (ENBB), Friday, 19 June 2009 17:53 (seventeen years ago)

is there a leroy jenkeyboard cat mash already, i assume?

― (pronounced /ˈfɑrv/sklOf/tO/fewˈ/) (forksclovetofu), Friday, 19 June 2009 17:58 (seventeen years ago)

yeah, of course there's like six of them.

― (pronounced /ˈfɑrv/sklOf/tO/fewˈ/) (forksclovetofu), Friday, 19 June 2009 17:58 (seventeen years ago)

anyone who isnt looking forward to this or is offended by it deserves to get gaybashed

― (╬ ಠ益ಠ) (cankles), Friday, June 19, 2009 11:38 AM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

ps. very nice my name-a zohan

― (╬ ಠ益ಠ) (cankles), Friday, June 19, 2009 11:38 AM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

hi cankles, nice to see you

― giovanni & ribsy (elmo argonaut), Friday, June 19, 2009 11:40 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

you are literal shit

― (╬ ಠ益ಠ) (cankles), Friday, June 19, 2009 11:41 AM (8 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― gabdneb (jeff), Friday, 19 June 2009 18:42 (seventeen years ago)

why did ppl want this dude back, remind me

― giovanni & ribsy (elmo argonaut), Friday, 19 June 2009 18:48 (seventeen years ago)

heh take ur owning in stride u lil sapling...

― (╬ ಠ益ಠ) (cankles), Friday, 19 June 2009 18:56 (seventeen years ago)

http://i44.tinypic.com/x22tlt.gif

― (╬ ಠ益ಠ) (cankles), Friday, 19 June 2009 18:57 (seventeen years ago)

he's our id

― (pronounced /ˈfɑrv/sklOf/tO/fewˈ/) (forksclovetofu), Friday, 19 June 2009 19:06 (seventeen years ago)

The Grand Wizard of Id.

― Pleasant Plains, Friday, 19 June 2009 19:14 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.jotoab.org/phpbb3/images/smilies/owned.gif

― am0n, Friday, 19 June 2009 19:26 (seventeen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YersIyzsOpc

― cutty, Sunday, 21 June 2009 01:01 (seventeen years ago)

it's been said a million times but it's never been more true: white people.

― your son rip is on line toot (iiiijjjj), Sunday, 21 June 2009 01:50 (seventeen years ago)

white people sure love making fake youtube videos

― some dudes are bigger than others (s1ocki), Sunday, 21 June 2009 01:58 (seventeen years ago)

if it's fake, it's still quite a performance, no?

― cutty, Sunday, 21 June 2009 02:12 (seventeen years ago)

totally fake but totally funny

― what a disaster for 1p3 (k3vin k.), Sunday, 21 June 2009 02:15 (seventeen years ago)

He tried to stick the remote up his butt? Interesting choice.

― james k polk, Sunday, 21 June 2009 02:16 (seventeen years ago)

dude's smeagalish spasming is pretty darn impressive

― (pronounced /ˈfɑrv/sklOf/tO/fewˈ/) (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 21 June 2009 05:04 (seventeen years ago)

yeah lol @ buttremote

― wilter, Sunday, 21 June 2009 08:22 (seventeen years ago)

white people sure love ~~making~~ watching fake youtube videos

― cutty, Sunday, 21 June 2009 09:18 (seventeen years ago)

also, spotting which ones are fake

― bubbrubbplatestyle (roxymuzak), Sunday, 21 June 2009 10:07 (seventeen years ago)

Yeah, it's a fake YouTube clip. I can tell from the butt remote, and from seeing quite a few YouTube clips in my time.

― your son rip is on line toot (iiiijjjj), Sunday, 21 June 2009 13:54 (seventeen years ago)

lol

― harbl, Sunday, 21 June 2009 14:08 (seventeen years ago)

butt remote is so good

― cutty, Sunday, 21 June 2009 18:54 (seventeen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RfUMBgfhn0&feature=player_embedded

― i want to marry a pizza (gbx), Monday, 22 June 2009 12:45 (seventeen years ago)

"did they die?" lol

― cutty, Monday, 22 June 2009 12:48 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/Scarface-Onesie.jpg

― harbl, Monday, June 22, 2009 8:08 AM

hello, little friend

― i want to marry a pizza (gbx), Monday, June 22, 2009 8:13 AM

― am0n, Monday, 22 June 2009 14:07 (seventeen years ago)

A++

― some dudes are bigger than others (s1ocki), Monday, 22 June 2009 14:15 (seventeen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pr_pkOIdMXk

― ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Z S), Monday, 22 June 2009 18:12 (seventeen years ago)

btw GET A LOAD OF MASKON.COM

― ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Z S), Monday, 22 June 2009 18:13 (seventeen years ago)

Your one-stop resource for
female latex masks on the Internet

― harbl, Monday, 22 June 2009 18:20 (seventeen years ago)

finally, serial killers have a place to shop

― cutty, Monday, 22 June 2009 18:45 (seventeen years ago)

etsy has a section

― probably gets busy with larper chicks or somefin' (forksclovetofu), Monday, 22 June 2009 18:58 (seventeen years ago)

i was thinking it would be good for bank robbers maybe

― harbl, Monday, 22 June 2009 19:02 (seventeen years ago)

GET A LOAD OF MASKON.COM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1x_78vS6tYU

I sure do love The Cardigans

― Milton Parker, Monday, 22 June 2009 19:22 (seventeen years ago)

http://milwaukee.craigslist.org/com/1233300670.html

― cutty, Monday, 22 June 2009 19:25 (seventeen years ago)

"a glass thing"

― (jaxon) ( .) ( .) (jaxon), Monday, 22 June 2009 19:58 (seventeen years ago)

classic.

― probably gets busy with larper chicks or somefin' (forksclovetofu), Monday, 22 June 2009 20:02 (seventeen years ago)

― dorkus malorkus (latebloomer), Monday, 22 June 2009 20:06 (seventeen years ago)

EYES WERE BUGGY LIKE I REMEMBER ON MEN IN VIETNAM.

― cutty, Monday, 22 June 2009 20:12 (seventeen years ago)

THE EYES THEY CARRIED

― i want to marry a pizza (gbx), Monday, 22 June 2009 20:13 (seventeen years ago)

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