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Your wish iz my command: http://www.candyboots.com/wwcards.html

― Laurel, Thursday, 3 May 2007 16:49 (nineteen years ago)

See how the Ceramic Mushroom Family has gathered to show their children what happens to bad little mushrooms.

http://www.candyboots.com/wwcards/cardscans/beanmushroom.jpg

― Laurel, Thursday, 3 May 2007 16:49 (nineteen years ago)

Yes, let's have these in brandy snifters. Let's just tip our heads back and let the chunks slide in.

The time you spent eating these is time you'll want back at the very end of your life. That's why they're served with a clock.

http://www.candyboots.com/wwcards/cardscans/jelliedtomato2.jpg

― Laurel, Thursday, 3 May 2007 16:51 (nineteen years ago)

i want mashed potatos where do i get thme?!?!

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Thursday, 3 May 2007 16:52 (nineteen years ago)

hahaha remember the one that was just like hot broth in a coffee cup with a stalk of celery in it??

― strongohulkington, Thursday, 3 May 2007 16:53 (nineteen years ago)

the jellied tomato refresher has got to be one of the most noxious things i've ever seen. the thought is gag-inducing. it's depressing. i want it to not exist, now.

― remy bean, Thursday, 3 May 2007 16:55 (nineteen years ago)

the "slender quencher." that's my favorite one.

http://www.candyboots.com/wwcards/cardscans/sadquenchers.jpg

"The one on the right is skim milk and orange pulp. The one on the left is made with water, sherry extract, and two beef bouillon cubes.

No, really.

Well, there's also celery in it. Oh, and SELF-LOATHING."

― horseshoe, Thursday, 3 May 2007 16:56 (nineteen years ago)

i'm imagining these things being served on the set of an alien playmate photoshoot on post-WW2 mars

― iiiijjjj, Thursday, 3 May 2007 16:58 (nineteen years ago)

tomato refresher looks like something that would bubble out of a chest wound; orange-pulp slender quencher seems like it's made of green, frothed flu-phleghm

― remy bean, Thursday, 3 May 2007 16:59 (nineteen years ago)

oh man, i got a total jones for some mashed 'taters now.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 3 May 2007 16:59 (nineteen years ago)

and by now i mean always.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 3 May 2007 17:00 (nineteen years ago)

guys, i just got a captcha that said MEAD

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Thursday, 3 May 2007 17:01 (nineteen years ago)

potatoes=ultimate white person food????

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 3 May 2007 17:01 (nineteen years ago)

http://img48.imageshack.us/img48/9828/lutefiskun4.jpg

― Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 3 May 2007 17:02 (nineteen years ago)

hey man, i'm irish and polish, i got spuds in my fucking blood baby!

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 3 May 2007 17:02 (nineteen years ago)

also, that makes me whiter than most white people.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 3 May 2007 17:02 (nineteen years ago)

though my daddy was black.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 3 May 2007 17:03 (nineteen years ago)

at least that's what the girls tell me.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 3 May 2007 17:03 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.edining.ca/pictures/Potatoes%20for%20a%20Crowd.jpg

― Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 3 May 2007 17:03 (nineteen years ago)

i am part irish as well. i love me some spuds

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 3 May 2007 17:03 (nineteen years ago)

my polish roommate likes to make me potatos when we're drunk and then talk funny! also i am irish

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Thursday, 3 May 2007 17:03 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.co.mohave.az.us/WIC/images/wpeB.jpg

^^ Some sort of casserole with CORNFLAKES on top.

― Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 3 May 2007 17:04 (nineteen years ago)

http://storage.canalblog.com/40/92/53548/6306122.jpg

I'm not sure what this thing is, but it looks like something a white person would eat.

― Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 3 May 2007 17:05 (nineteen years ago)

i think corn flakes should be used as an epithet against white people.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 3 May 2007 17:05 (nineteen years ago)

that's caramel butterscotch suprise

xpost

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 3 May 2007 17:05 (nineteen years ago)

waht about the STONED DOG guys?

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Thursday, 3 May 2007 17:06 (nineteen years ago)

White Person Dessert, seven layer bars:

http://leutheuser.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/imbb10hellodolly2.jpg

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 3 May 2007 17:06 (nineteen years ago)

White Person dessert topping

http://www.pauldavidson.net/wp-content/themes/wfme/images/entries/coolwhip.jpg

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 3 May 2007 17:07 (nineteen years ago)

cornbread and collard greens:

http://chowtimes.com/photos/2007/01/IMG_0107_edited-1.jpg

man i am so bad at this.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 3 May 2007 17:08 (nineteen years ago)

i propose dividing white people into two groups, cool whips and corn flakes. i'm not sure what to call those who are on the border between the two.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 3 May 2007 17:09 (nineteen years ago)

corn whip

― strongohulkington, Thursday, 3 May 2007 17:11 (nineteen years ago)

man, I love those seven layer bars. my high school cafeteria called them "magic bars."

― horseshoe, Thursday, 3 May 2007 17:11 (nineteen years ago)

maybe casseroles.

xpost- my high school cafeteria called them "magic bars."

this isn't anything like the "space cake" a friend brought back from amsterdam is it?

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 3 May 2007 17:12 (nineteen years ago)

seven-layer dessert bars are pretty fucking good though omg

― rrrobyn, Thursday, 3 May 2007 17:15 (nineteen years ago)

TRUE^^^

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 3 May 2007 17:16 (nineteen years ago)

oh man that lutefisk up there is some seriously upper echelon whitey-white shit. i have eaten it at a masonic lodge with a bunch of minnesota farmers telling "ole and lena" jokes. it was the whitest experience of my life and it tasted like pure winter desperation. the lefse was good though

― iiiijjjj, Thursday, 3 May 2007 17:19 (nineteen years ago)

I just looked up some "ole and lena" jokes, and damned if I can even understand a one of them.

THE DOCTOR asked Ole when he discovered he had diarrhea.

      Said Ole, "When I took off my bicycle clips." 



HOW CAN you tell if the Norwegian you're talking with is extroverted or introverted?

      "He's extroverted if it is your shoes he keeps looking on."

?!?!?!

I wonder if Space Cake is the same as "Wacky Cake".

And I'm pretty sure that I've seen a non-white person eat cornbread and collard greens before. They just didn't put mayonnaise on it, that's all.

― Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 3 May 2007 17:22 (nineteen years ago)

those jokes are awesome.

― strongohulkington, Thursday, 3 May 2007 17:24 (nineteen years ago)

 Ole is so cheap that after his airplane landed safely, he grumbled: "Vell, dere gose five dollars down da drain for dat flight insurance!



Lars:  "Ole, stant in front of my car and tell me if da turn signals are vorking".  Ole:  "Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes, No...."

That last one's pretty good, yah.

― Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 3 May 2007 17:31 (nineteen years ago)

norwegians are so DUMB

― iiiijjjj, Thursday, 3 May 2007 17:33 (nineteen years ago)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/1/17/Gg_bettywhite.jpg/180px-Gg_bettywhite.jpg

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 3 May 2007 17:34 (nineteen years ago)

betty white people food

― get bent, Thursday, 3 May 2007 17:40 (nineteen years ago)

betty white is soylent green?

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 3 May 2007 17:42 (nineteen years ago)

coyote ugly betty white people food

norwegians are so DUMB[

Hey, you'll never catch me making jokes about Norwegians.

http://img264.imageshack.us/img264/5198/baldknobbersrn5.jpg

― Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 3 May 2007 17:43 (nineteen years ago)

rejected jbr screen name: ludafis

― get bent, Thursday, 3 May 2007 17:45 (nineteen years ago)

betty white tastes like:

http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h193/rAr_18/CannedChicken.jpg

― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 3 May 2007 17:45 (nineteen years ago)

the chicken cordon bleu upthread looks kinda good i gotta say

― get bent, Thursday, 3 May 2007 17:49 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.hartlarsson.com/greatis/imgs/mayonnaise.jpg

plus

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00060ON8Y.01-A3CDPEGSIQM61V.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

equals

http://shopuncleharrys.dukestores.duke.edu/images/cond%201%20007.jpg

― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 3 May 2007 17:55 (nineteen years ago)

basically any food that uses mayonaisse as a binding agent is de facto caucasian

― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 3 May 2007 17:57 (nineteen years ago)

i was gonna put mayonnaise up there, but i thought somebody was gonna call me out on it.

― remy bean, Thursday, 3 May 2007 18:22 (nineteen years ago)

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