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i want to go back with someone (preferably a longhair scummy hippy-type or homeless dude) and have them jump the fence so you can get a better sense of the scale.

― amon (eman), Monday, 21 November 2005 03:49 (twenty years ago)

Baltimore is perplexing.

― walter kranz (walterkranz), Monday, 21 November 2005 06:49 (twenty years ago)

Maryland has the best flag though.

― walter kranz (walterkranz), Monday, 21 November 2005 06:50 (twenty years ago)

Hahaha, I can't believe you took those pictures (and I'm glad you did).

― barf bag special (mistymartinez), Monday, 21 November 2005 07:34 (twenty years ago)

We had one of those in Lexington -- not sure if it's still there. It was when I was 8.

http://www.lexingtonpolice.lfucg.com/webpics/safcty1.jpg

― VIDEO STRESS (blastocyst), Monday, 21 November 2005 08:04 (twenty years ago)

yes! i knew there had to be mini-cars in that garage! (why is the bus floating?)

― amon (eman), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 05:18 (twenty years ago)

http://static.flickr.com/30/65334079_85d250b49e.jpg?v=0

http://static.flickr.com/30/65334081_1f8f1785fb.jpg?v=0

http://static.flickr.com/34/65334078_996e2b78c9.jpg?v=0

― amon (eman), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 05:21 (twenty years ago)

Haaaaaaaaa! I pass 60s and 70s on the way to Tarantula Hill.

― barf bag special (mistymartinez), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 11:00 (twenty years ago)

did it open in the 80s ?

towson borders went out of business? fuck a barnes & noble

― amon (eman), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 01:48 (twenty years ago)

Maybe it opened in the 50s and they played music by people making music the way they thought it would sound in the future!

I liked the amount of used book stores in Long Beach, CA. I feel like B-more lacks.

― barf bag special (mistymartinez), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 06:33 (twenty years ago)

gareth, i saw dukes motel. wtf were you doing way out there!? did you go to happy day diner or little texas?

― amon (eman), Friday, 2 December 2005 05:47 (twenty years ago)

what's the deal i heard on the news of people stealing light posts in baltimore?

and what's up w/it being the second worst city to live in besides detroit?

― jaxon (jaxon), Friday, 2 December 2005 06:42 (twenty years ago)

they were taking the metal and selling it to scrapyards, which is sort of a junkie pasttime in order to feed the monkey, but the light posts thing takes it to whole nother level.

second worst according to.. ? it probably is though.

― amon (eman), Friday, 2 December 2005 13:33 (twenty years ago)

CAMDEN

― dabnis coleman's ghost (dubplatestyle), Friday, 2 December 2005 14:48 (twenty years ago)

ironically camden is only 20 mins from apparently the BEST place to live in the us

― dabnis coleman's ghost (dubplatestyle), Friday, 2 December 2005 14:49 (twenty years ago)

weird, despite being tied with detroit as second-biggest murder capital in the us (after camden, natch), we are only sixth most dangerous city. hmm.

― dabnis coleman's ghost (dubplatestyle), Friday, 2 December 2005 14:51 (twenty years ago)

three weeks pass...

Fletcher's = full of flaming assholes :O)

― DR. O. RLY? (eman), Friday, 23 December 2005 07:04 (twenty years ago)

o rly?

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Friday, 23 December 2005 14:19 (twenty years ago)

ya rly. fuck that place.

― DR. O. RLY? (eman), Friday, 23 December 2005 22:31 (twenty years ago)

three weeks pass...

i was told i was going to burn in cracker hell this weekend
-- cancer prone fat guy

------------------------------------------------

i didn't know where the closest bus stop was
-- cancer prone fat guy

― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 02:30 (twenty years ago)

Barefoot in Baltimore
Heel and toe with you

Summer turns the stove on
And fun begins to cook
Barefoot walks in Baltimore
With empty pocketbook

Laugh at sizzling sidewalks
Don't step on the cracks
Old folks try to catch their breath
As children catch their jacks

Barefoot in Baltimore
Heel and toe with you

Baltimore is music
Dancing in the street
Half-chewed Dubble Bubble
Tugging at our feet

Melted tar in crosswalks
Crab shells in the park
Pavement frying our poor toes
Until long after dark

When night comes we can go walking
On the shores of Chesapeake Bay
A silence tailored for talking
And a love with so much to say

― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 02:44 (twenty years ago)

do jess and amon hang out?

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 02:53 (twenty years ago)

amon is jess's weed man, i thought.

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 02:56 (twenty years ago)

amon is a mysterious cat.

― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 03:00 (twenty years ago)

my ears are burning

― HAKKEBOFFER (eman), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 13:46 (twenty years ago)

Strawberry Alarmclock has obviously never been to Baltimore

― HAKKEBOFFER (eman), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 13:48 (twenty years ago)

Barefoot in Baltimore
Tetanus shots for you

― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 15:06 (twenty years ago)

http://www.dollarshort.org/images/ess_blogging_comp.gif

― A BOLD QUAHOG (ex machina), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 17:03 (twenty years ago)

lol, which one is perpetua

― Yawn (Wintermute), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 18:10 (twenty years ago)

you know.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 04:10 (twenty years ago)

those are the ugliest kittens ever

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 04:11 (twenty years ago)

the one with the plumber's crack, obv.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 04:16 (twenty years ago)

O'Reilly is good at putting pictures of ugly animals on the covers of their books.

― Chris F. (servoret), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 04:22 (twenty years ago)

Homicide! John Waters! Barry Levinson!

― adamrl (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 04:50 (twenty years ago)

"Selecting and Using Weblog Tools"

― HAKKEBOFFER (eman), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 04:54 (twenty years ago)

i need help with that. thank god there's a book.

― HAKKEBOFFER (eman), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 04:54 (twenty years ago)

Not the result I was looking for LOL bros ROTFL

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&q=%22in+baltimore+you+will+find+what+you+are+looking+for%22

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 21:24 (twenty years ago)

five months pass...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=hTYL6XNA4H0&mode=related&search=B-MORE

http://youtube.com/watch?v=tzdUwtAzjSA&mode=related&search=B-MORE

http://youtube.com/watch?v=czR0KiQhFLk&mode=related&search=B-MORE

http://youtube.com/watch?v=WHmcddLNIpw&search=Baltimore

http://youtube.com/watch?v=555ncN5CXIU&search=Baltimore

― Bea Arthur - Lost COmic GEnius ? (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 2 July 2006 23:03 (nineteen years ago)

the fact that there may be eastside/westside dance beef makes me realize one of the reasons i'm staying in this godforsaken city

― Bea Arthur - Lost COmic GEnius ? (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 2 July 2006 23:05 (nineteen years ago)

so this is the superior negro dancing that white male americans feel so emasculated by? most interesting! although i must confess i had envisioned something more, uh, elegant

― fez (fez), Monday, 3 July 2006 18:31 (nineteen years ago)

You forgot to logout and post as Tuomas, dude

― Machibuse '80 (ex machina), Monday, 3 July 2006 21:04 (nineteen years ago)

lol fez WTF

You forgot to logout and post as ~~Tuomas~~ Geir, dude

― XD (eman), Monday, 3 July 2006 21:40 (nineteen years ago)

what can i say, im a big Borat fan ;o}

but seriosly, that is pretty awful dancing up there

― fez (fez), Monday, 3 July 2006 21:56 (nineteen years ago)

Chenjesu + Mmrnmhrm vs Geir + Tuomas

― Machibuse '80 (ex machina), Tuesday, 4 July 2006 04:50 (nineteen years ago)

I think some of that dancing is ok but most of it can be either good or bad at a given minute, being "urkel brings male cheerleading to the next level (who knew he was secretly hott)" .

― S. (Sébastien Chikara), Tuesday, 4 July 2006 10:51 (nineteen years ago)

i like this one:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ynF6iy_LZk

― XD (eman), Friday, 7 July 2006 01:33 (nineteen years ago)

they misspelled baltimore though, way to go dummies

from upthread:
lol, which one is perpetua

this still makes me rofl

― XD (eman), Friday, 7 July 2006 01:34 (nineteen years ago)

Barefoot in Baltimore
Tetanus shots for you

^this too

― XD (eman), Friday, 7 July 2006 01:42 (nineteen years ago)

wow. those videos are straight ravey. especially that last one.

jess, do you get to hear this stuff out much?

do you know if there was an original break that everyone samples for these tracks kinda like the amem? it sounds pretty programmed, but they all sound the same

― flëétwøöd måçk (jaxon), Friday, 7 July 2006 01:50 (nineteen years ago)

jaxon, its the "think" break

― XD (eman), Friday, 7 July 2006 02:13 (nineteen years ago)

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