oh no, nevermind, figured it out aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh
― brimstead, Monday, 15 July 2019 00:35 (four years ago) link
jesus, there's something i didn't need to know about
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 15 July 2019 04:28 (four years ago) link
idgi
― an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Monday, 15 July 2019 04:58 (four years ago) link
googling "@drenochrome conspir@cy" will clarify; i wouldn't wanna amplify
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 15 July 2019 05:01 (four years ago) link
oh dear
― an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Monday, 15 July 2019 05:23 (four years ago) link
oh god i saw the trumpunisher on someone's car this morning
― circles, Wednesday, 17 July 2019 01:43 (four years ago) link
seeing shit like that on cars is why I've removed all of the tire irons, bricks and baseball bats from my car
― With an Extreme Burning (aka The Tormentor) (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Friday, 19 July 2019 10:42 (four years ago) link
my friend saw this at Comic-Con yesterday and I love it so much
https://i.imgur.com/D5gkgHJ.jpg
Mispellers, font repeaters, hyphen-omitters, kerning ignorers, whitespace disrespecters, center clusterers, clipart luddites, inconsistent Capitalizers: GOD WILL LIARS JUDGE YOU !
― del griffith, Friday, 19 July 2019 16:47 (four years ago) link
Rugged rhymsters, crooked crimestersDime droppers, Twenty-five-to-lifersBackstabbers, low blowersIllegal... cocaine growers
― Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Friday, 19 July 2019 16:50 (four years ago) link
god please, visit our cursed land and judge us all
― Karl Malone, Friday, 19 July 2019 16:52 (four years ago) link
all will eternally taste hellfire except for the one godly man in a godless city, who probably has a Job because he's a responsible citizen. this man with a sign will walk the goldpaved streets for eternity, not even needing to look for things that are wrong
― Karl Malone, Friday, 19 July 2019 16:54 (four years ago) link
I think we've seen this before because I remember being puzzled by 'ankle biters'.
Doesn't mention false gods which would be more otm at comic con
― koogs, Friday, 19 July 2019 17:55 (four years ago) link
I’m pretty sure ankle biters are people who are bending over to have sinful sex
― Karl Malone, Friday, 19 July 2019 18:02 (four years ago) link
I thought that was sports nuts?
― del griffith, Friday, 19 July 2019 18:07 (four years ago) link
Does "All Non-Home Makers" include wanderers like Johnny Appleseed, Bill Bixby as Bruce Banner and David Carradine as Caine from Kung Fu?
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 19 July 2019 18:20 (four years ago) link
this guy must fucking hate jokers, smokers, and midnight tokers.
― mott the hoopleheads (voodoo chili), Friday, 19 July 2019 18:21 (four years ago) link
oh, maybe! i guess there are plenty of things one can do while biting ankles
― Karl Malone, Friday, 19 July 2019 18:26 (four years ago) link
It's babies, is it not?
― Arthur Lowe & Love (Tom D.), Friday, 19 July 2019 18:51 (four years ago) link
i'm strongly liberal on most social issues, but i don't approve of babies having sex
― Karl Malone, Friday, 19 July 2019 18:57 (four years ago) link
ankle biters = slang for kids. puzzled more by its inclusion on that list.
― koogs, Friday, 19 July 2019 19:55 (four years ago) link
I'm willing to believe this guy's stupid enough to have meant pillow biter.
― del griffith, Friday, 19 July 2019 19:59 (four years ago) link
Why Do You <3 the Devil?
― president of deluded fruitcakes anonymous (silby), Friday, 19 July 2019 20:00 (four years ago) link
Emo's was robbed
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 19 July 2019 22:41 (four years ago) link
ankle biter = foot fetishist graduate
― Sassy Boutonnière (ledriver), Saturday, 20 July 2019 05:05 (four years ago) link
It's actually dino-fetishist slang for someone whose kink involves Ankylosauruses.
As opposed to tyrannosaurus-sex-fiends, most of whom have a fantasy about being given a handjob by someone with comically small arms.
― CumuloNIMBY (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 20 July 2019 18:35 (four years ago) link
My painting "Respect the Flag" is alive! #Trump2020 pic.twitter.com/kRI4oWXezV— Jon McNaughton (@McNaughtonArt) July 20, 2019
― mookieproof, Saturday, 20 July 2019 21:43 (four years ago) link
he's wanking into it?
― ☮ (peace, man), Saturday, 20 July 2019 23:50 (four years ago) link
Speaking of Jon
https://i.imgur.com/WPeWYhs.jpg
― With an Extreme Burning (aka The Tormentor) (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Sunday, 21 July 2019 06:13 (four years ago) link
explains the brain damage
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 21 July 2019 13:59 (four years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/4Kf1W4e.jpg
― lag∞n, Friday, 16 August 2019 03:26 (four years ago) link
what album does rashida have there
― husserl gang (rip van wanko), Friday, 16 August 2019 07:35 (four years ago) link
god i wish there was even a fraction of the marxist indoctrination in the FEDERAL school system that these chuds think there is
― (Appears only as a corpse) (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 16 August 2019 07:44 (four years ago) link
I'm pretty sure there was an American flag with yellow fringe in my Boy Scout hall in the 1980s. Here are those notable commies the American Legion on the matter:
Records indicate that fringe was first used on the flag as early as 1835. It was not until 1895 that it was officially added to the national flag for all regiments of the Army. For civilian use, fringe is not required as an integral part of the flag, nor can its use be said to constitute an unauthorized addition to the design prescribed by statute. It is considered that fringe is used as an honorable enrichment only. (Military tradition)The courts have deemed without merit and frivolous, lawsuits that contend that the gold fringe adorning the flag conferred Admiralty/Maritime jurisdiction.https://www.legion.org/flag/questions-answers/91475/what-significance-gold-fringe-which-we-see-some-united-states-flags
The courts have deemed without merit and frivolous, lawsuits that contend that the gold fringe adorning the flag conferred Admiralty/Maritime jurisdiction.
https://www.legion.org/flag/questions-answers/91475/what-significance-gold-fringe-which-we-see-some-united-states-flags
Oh, it's THESE guys.
― ☮ (peace, man), Friday, 16 August 2019 11:19 (four years ago) link
The 'magical thinkers' of our time.
― Bidh boladh a' mhairbh de 'n láimh fhalaimh (dowd), Friday, 16 August 2019 12:11 (four years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EFsKspqXYAcJSnI?format=jpg&name=small
― lag∞n, Monday, 30 September 2019 05:50 (four years ago) link
Ooh, sick burn
― Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Monday, 30 September 2019 12:45 (four years ago) link
the macro makes it true!
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 30 September 2019 12:48 (four years ago) link
why do conservatives accounts keep remaking this, what does it even mean pic.twitter.com/xe2htnsHpa— lil guillotine (@lillguillotine) September 29, 2019
― jmm, Monday, 30 September 2019 19:02 (four years ago) link
‘the bullet of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the pre-cum of patriots and tyrants’
― Is it true the star Beetle Juice is going to explode in 2012 (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 30 September 2019 20:23 (four years ago) link
Lol
― boobie, Monday, 30 September 2019 21:03 (four years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EGOCjE9WoAE86az?format=jpg&name=900x900
― lag∞n, Sunday, 6 October 2019 19:42 (four years ago) link
wow my head hurts
― president of deluded fruitcakes anonymous (silby), Sunday, 6 October 2019 22:38 (four years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ELR1u0LWwAEyKMo?format=jpg&name=900x900
― lag∞n, Sunday, 8 December 2019 16:46 (four years ago) link
What an album
― a hoy hoy, Sunday, 8 December 2019 16:54 (four years ago) link
what i would do for an oversized human skull
― Peaceful Warrior I Poser (Karl Malone), Sunday, 8 December 2019 17:00 (four years ago) link
she's sitting on the bones of supergiant communists of the past
Socialized health care enabled them to grow large
― Hereward the Woke (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 9 December 2019 03:26 (four years ago) link
Communism with Nephilim tendencies
― "Third of the Storms" Jazz (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Monday, 9 December 2019 09:15 (four years ago) link
https://www.instagram.com/p/B7RWjBXFFj5/
― del griffith, Monday, 13 January 2020 21:47 (four years ago) link
a sandwich isn't a sandwich without elmer's glue and the remnants of 8 million asses
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 14 January 2020 03:37 (four years ago) link