5 bags of popcorn and one feather... to go in my cap when it ends up winning that oscar
― Evan, Thursday, 11 July 2019 17:20 (five years ago) link
I'm going to give it 5 bags of popcorn and one mobile phone to play angry birds on
― bookmarkflaglink (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 11 July 2019 17:21 (five years ago) link
Hey guys, I'm only gonna be able to give it four bags of popcorn because it's a real shame they didn't expand the franchise, as I would've liked to see some characters from other popular mobile games like Candy Crush make it into the sequel. But because it's such a great movie that outshines the original, I'll restore that fifth bag and maybe also a balloon to make those angry birds a little less angry.
― Logy Psycho (Old Lunch), Thursday, 11 July 2019 17:28 (five years ago) link
it will not work, as it is in their nature to be anger
― flappy bird, Thursday, 11 July 2019 17:35 (five years ago) link
will there be any hobbits in the angry birds 2
― american bradass (BradNelson), Thursday, 11 July 2019 17:38 (five years ago) link
No but it will undoubtably owe a debt to Jackson's Hobbits as do all movies arguably even ones prior
― Evan, Thursday, 11 July 2019 17:44 (five years ago) link
heard a rumour the eagles were coming
― phil neville jacket (darraghmac), Thursday, 11 July 2019 17:44 (five years ago) link
It's sort of a spiritual sequel to that old Hitchcock movie called "The Birds"...if you were a fan of that movie, I think you'll like this one as well
― frogbs, Thursday, 11 July 2019 17:46 (five years ago) link
alright, so that's 6 bags of popcorn from old lunch and 2 balloons
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 11 July 2019 18:27 (five years ago) link
wasnt manhattan sold for less when u think of it
― phil neville jacket (darraghmac), Friday, 12 July 2019 23:22 (five years ago) link
Q: has the meaning of 'trolling' changed?
A: Not that I am aware of, although misuse of the word has increased since it was coined. This is only because internet use has increased by at least three orders of magnitude since the mid-1990s, so that the potential for misuse has increased proportionately.
Lock thread.
― A is for (Aimless), Monday, August 12, 2019 2:07 PM (thirty-nine minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― The Ravishing of ROFL Stein (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 12 August 2019 18:52 (five years ago) link
lol
― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 12 August 2019 18:52 (five years ago) link
congrats on the bbc finding some myopic, thick as pigshit UK twat describing it as a "bitter pill to swallow" cos it has inconvenienced his honeymoon, hope she's shagging the milkman by next week ya weapon!
― calzino
<3
― sleeve, Tuesday, 13 August 2019 17:23 (five years ago) link
The best.
― gyac, Tuesday, 13 August 2019 17:40 (five years ago) link
I was in the swimming pool earlier and old lady was pointing down into the water and saying something indecipherable in all the noise. I assumed she'd lost something and reached under for it only to grab a turd! I didn't have my distance glasses on and she was trying to warn me someone had done a woopsy!― calzino, Monday, 2 September 2019 15:23 (eighteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― calzino, Monday, 2 September 2019 15:23 (eighteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― don’t bore us, get to the aeon of horus (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 2 September 2019 15:43 (five years ago) link
:D
― imago, Monday, 2 September 2019 15:46 (five years ago) link
haha
― Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 2 September 2019 15:52 (five years ago) link
Nasim Pedrad, if you count Iranian as Asian.
― jaymc, Monday, September 16, 2019 5:29 PM (two minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Monday, 16 September 2019 21:33 (five years ago) link
tbf if you are a human who has chosen to breed at any time after 1980 then you are probably a sociopath
― now let's play big lunch take little lunch (sic), Monday, September 16, 2019 2:54 PM (eight hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
― Non stop chantar (crüt), Tuesday, 17 September 2019 03:57 (five years ago) link
I restrict my twitter Douglas the cutie big boy labbie posts to about once every 3 months, to spare my massive legion of followers my sloppy doggo side!
― calzino, Thursday, September 19, 2019 10:39 AM (twenty-one minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― pomenitul, Thursday, 19 September 2019 11:01 (five years ago) link
Have no idea what any of this means, tbh.
― Mr. Snrub, Saturday, September 21, 2019 7:56 AM (one hour ago)
― now let's play big lunch take little lunch (sic), Friday, 20 September 2019 23:02 (five years ago) link
my fave ever funeral was for a ne'er do well pisshead uncle of mine. He had been abused by catholic priests in an industrial school in Dublin so although he didn't have a will it was clear that were priests were a definite no. So he had a humanist service where people just told the truth about his legacy and that was that he was basically likeable but a selfish twat and lousy parent and appalling husband to his two ex-wives, a self-centred egotistic pisshead! Telling the truth about him was a very cleansing experience and not disrespectful at all. The point is call it splitting hairs if you want but I'm not going to do any different for local pols - this is my last word on the subject and I'll stfu now!― calzino, Thursday, 26 September 2019 14:11 (two minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― calzino, Thursday, 26 September 2019 14:11 (two minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― Is it true the star Beetle Juice is going to explode in 2012 (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 26 September 2019 14:15 (four years ago) link
Beaten to the punch. By a hair, though. Good stuff.
― Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 26 September 2019 14:15 (four years ago) link
i remember for my mum's funeral they were pushing for one of us to say a few words.
a particularly vocal aunt told us we were a disgrace for planning not to do so, so i invited her into the kitchen and gave her the ten second version of what id probably say if given the platform and we agreed maybe silence would work out the best for all involved and that she could spend the rest of her life avoiding me or shutting the fuck up, either worked
― all over bar the shouting (im here for the shouting) (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 September 2019 16:01 (four years ago) link
love a good irish funeral
I am not a corpse gazer and have taken some heat for it
― Famous Anus (rip van wanko), Thursday, 26 September 2019 16:12 (four years ago) link
darragh surely you've got a novel in you
― president of deluded fruitcakes anonymous (silby), Thursday, 26 September 2019 16:13 (four years ago) link
otm would read
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 26 September 2019 16:30 (four years ago) link
epic poem imo
― imago, Thursday, 26 September 2019 16:33 (four years ago) link
I’d buy that
― fgti (flamboyant goon tie included), Thursday, 26 September 2019 16:35 (four years ago) link
the zingiad
― imago, Thursday, 26 September 2019 16:50 (four years ago) link
hmm i have other aunts i do want to maintain contact with so prob best avoided but appreciate sentiments
anyway i did that poem about it
― all over bar the shouting (im here for the shouting) (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 September 2019 17:31 (four years ago) link
2014 ILX Poetry Contest: The Captain Lorax Prize (Submissions Thread)
vmic responses from yrs truly as well
― imago, Thursday, 26 September 2019 20:42 (four years ago) link
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh wow I read that poem three times I am legitimately actually moved and would read many more if they exist
― fgti (flamboyant goon tie included), Thursday, 26 September 2019 22:52 (four years ago) link
aw thanks, i appreciate that
there is no great undiscovered repository im afraid. very little of interest has happened to me that has also rhymed.
― all over bar the shouting (im here for the shouting) (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 September 2019 22:57 (four years ago) link
it's good work
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 26 September 2019 23:35 (four years ago) link
deems you have a gift & that’s the only sincere thing i will ever say to u may god strike me dead
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 27 September 2019 03:46 (four years ago) link
DOE also does all of the nuclear weapons manufacture, maintenance, and storage, and transport of weapons until and after they're in military custody. They support the storage of some 2500 warheads / cores at Kirtland Underground Munitions Maintenance and Storage Complex, abutting the airport at Albuquerque, NM.
― Inherent Contempt (Sanpaku), Monday, October 14, 2019 12:28 PM (four hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
― The Ravishing of ROFL Stein (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 14 October 2019 20:57 (four years ago) link
― imago, Monday, 14 October 2019 20:59 (four years ago) link
i have never been sarcastic
― american bradass (BradNelson)
― Book Doula (sleeve), Thursday, 17 October 2019 00:05 (four years ago) link
Another rip-off of one of Alan Moore’s formally audacious, intricately-illustrated reinterpretations of material from the 1960s.― now let's play big lunch take little lunch (sic), Tuesday, October 22, 2019
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 22 October 2019 19:34 (four years ago) link
Just tuned in.
Let's go Nationals
― Bee OK, Wednesday, October 30, 2019 9:18 PM (five minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― cryborg (rip van wanko), Thursday, 31 October 2019 01:24 (four years ago) link
needs a poll of the championship series losers
― mookieproof, Thursday, 31 October 2019 02:57 (four years ago) link
Dick metal sounds interesting
― Jordan Pickford LOLverdrive (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 6 November 2019 12:07 (four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― imago, Wednesday, 6 November 2019 12:13 (four years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/uETJJX2.png
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, November 6, 2019 10:55 AM (thirty-six seconds ago) bookmarkflaglink
― Pauline Male (Eric H.), Wednesday, 6 November 2019 16:56 (four years ago) link
The board hath become the thread
― Evan, Wednesday, 6 November 2019 16:58 (four years ago) link
there is the theory of the morbius: a twist in the fabric of space where the borad becomes a loop...
― Titanic was cliched Marxist crap. (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 6 November 2019 16:59 (four years ago) link
It’s coming from inside the post!
― Suggest Banshee (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 6 November 2019 17:00 (four years ago) link
xp borads very much in character
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 6 November 2019 17:44 (four years ago) link
whats wrong with frogs― frogbs, Monday, November 11, 2019 8:46 PM
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 11 November 2019 20:56 (four years ago) link