posts very much in character

i.e. 75 per cent of threads

kinda wish Thomas had died of anal cancer instead of Farrah Fawcett

― Suckanoosik Chamber of Commerce (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, June 25, 2009 5:31 PM

LMFAO

schadenfreude mo collier

damn for a second I thought he said Tuomas should die of anal cancer and was like o_OOOOOOO

lol I thought Drake was someone ONTD invented, I've never heard of him otherwise

― master of karate and friendship for everyone (musically), Thursday, June 25, 2009 2:19 PM Bookmark

Do get ahold of yourself. "Come Together" is hardly "fairly obscure." And he took a giant dump on it. Let's not pretend otherwise.

― Alex in NYC, Friday, June 26, 2009 9:52 AM (32 minutes ago)

alex in mad character on the mj threads

everyone piling on also mad in character too, to be fair.

TOMBOT is begging to be quoted here.

shakey bro you getting mad at ray smuckles was too much

yeah, that was the second genuine lol on the mj thread (the "mccartney gets the girl" line being the other).
Sure is a lot of SB worthy chatter on there.

irony is gay you fucking faggots.

― Ian John50n (orion), Friday, 22 October 2004 20:59 (4 years ago)

The chicken fingers are often diced and stuffed in a baked potato topped with butter, Cheddar cheese, and cream gravy.

^^^ have never heard of this, but think it sounds kind of delicious???

― ian, Saturday, June 27, 2009 9:43 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

isn't the whole point of surveillance that it be um, y'know, secret...?

this looks more like a show of force

― Sleep Causes Cancer (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, July 9, 2009 6:16 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Although it's not like my palate was super-refined, either: the first beer I ordered in a bar after turning 21 was (lol) Sam Adams Cherry Wheat.

― sad-ass Gen Y fantasist (jaymc), Thursday, July 9, 2009 3:55 PM

meeting up with my one and only ex would be a grave mistake, because we only split up two days ago.

― Just got offed, Saturday, 9 June 2007 07:58 (2 years ago)

Too bad his real name is utterly fucking ungoogleable.

― sad-ass Gen Y fantasist (jaymc), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 10:14 (2 hours ago)

never got the appeal of Delany

― Bizarro Morbius (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, July 17, 2009 11:03 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

kinda wish Thomas had died of anal cancer instead of Farrah Fawcett

― Suckanoosik Chamber of Commerce (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, June 25, 2009 5:31 PM

Clarence Thomas died of Farrah Fawcett?

couldn't be bothered to take shakey's bait re: delany

::shrugs::

― some dude, Monday, July 27, 2009 10:42 PM (59 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I don't know how old Sylvester is, but he views a lot of what constitutes being thirty through the lens of being in your twenties.

― Heric E. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, July 30, 2009 2:17 PM (23 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

He graduated from college in 2004, so 26 or 27 I'm guessing.

― jaymc, Thursday, July 30, 2009 3:47 PM (4 hours ago)

How awesome to have a friend as a fact-checker.

As a hitherto exclusively cunnilingual head-giver I feel uncomfortable answering this poll. Certainly my experiences have been good, but I feel I'd need to bite schlong before an accurate self-assessment could form. I shall have to assume my attributes are transferable.

― hello you are very gnocchi i would like taco you in the (country matters), Monday, August 3, 2009 7:11 PM (3 days ago) Bookmark

is it just redundant to put ljagger posts here now?

lol, i accidentally printed out this thread at work

it's like 20 pages long

it sat on the printer for like a half hour

at least it wasn't the 'are you good at performing oral sex' thread

lol, i accidentally printed out this thread at work

― mark cl, Thursday, August 6, 2009 Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

waiting with baited breath for shakey mo to troll the bimble thread

he got in fast with the john hughes - must have prepared a statement in advance

hmmm but he was so nice on that one it doesn't really count

this movie is gaytarded

― a narwhal done gored my sister nell (cankles), Monday, August 10, 2009 8:50 AM (10 hours ago)

"The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants"

I thought Shakey Mo started it.

Let me ask you two...are you guys...ya know...doing anything "special" before ya listen to it?

― SourPatchCorpse, den 8 juli 2009 22:20 (1 month ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Phil Spector: Murderer! [Started by Alex in NYC (vassifer) in February 2003, last updated 6 seconds ago by Obama Death Panel (Shakey Mo Collier)

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Daniel, I had come to accept your italicizing of song titles as a personal affectation, but I hadn't realized that you put album titles in roman. I just don't know about that.

― jaymc, Monday, August 17, 2009 5:00 PM

go Nick go! Scrub that paint! Scrub it!! Yeah!! (Shakey Mo Collier) wrote this on thread coen bros vs. tarantino on board I Love Everything on Aug 21, 2009

lolz well then I'd say the main difference is the Coen Bros scene sucked because I couldn't tell what happened

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go Nick go! Scrub that paint! Scrub it!! Yeah!! (Shakey Mo Collier) wrote this on thread What's a Democratic Congress going to do? on board I Love Everything on Aug 21, 2009

lolz like Hillary would be doing any better

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go Nick go! Scrub that paint! Scrub it!! Yeah!! (Shakey Mo Collier) wrote this on thread P2K: The Top 500 Tracks of the 2000s: 20-1 on board I Love Music on Aug 21, 2009

lolz lex prepare to be disappointed

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go Nick go! Scrub that paint! Scrub it!! Yeah!! (Shakey Mo Collier) wrote this on thread P2K: The Top 500 Tracks of the 2000s: 20-1 on board I Love Music on Aug 21, 2009

I mean, 2008 was "A Milli," "Single Ladies" and "I Kissed A Girl"

lolz well I did already know the last two and what can I say, shitty songs like these are why I don't pay attention. it isn't worth it.

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go Nick go! Scrub that paint! Scrub it!! Yeah!! (Shakey Mo Collier) wrote this on thread P2K: The Top 500 Tracks of the 2000s: 20-1 on board I Love Music on Aug 21, 2009

lolz lets not have this what is "pop music" argument again

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go Nick go! Scrub that paint! Scrub it!! Yeah!! (Shakey Mo Collier) wrote this on thread P2K: The Top 500 Tracks of the 2000s: 20-1 on board I Love Music on Aug 21, 2009

lolz I am NOT 45

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go Nick go! Scrub that paint! Scrub it!! Yeah!! (Shakey Mo Collier) wrote this on thread thread for i love you man starring paul rudd jason segel rashida jones lou ferrigno on board I Love Everything on Aug 21, 2009

lolz I saw this last night too - it was okay, but definitely had some basic writing 101 problems structurally. nowhere near as good as Role Models (or Step Brothers)

Daniel, I had come to accept your italicizing of song titles as a personal affectation, but I hadn't realized that you put album titles in roman. I just don't know about that.

― jaymc, Monday, August 17, 2009 5:00 PM

_______________________________

― Anatomy of a Morbius (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, August 17, 2009

In fairness, I was totally provoking him.

(j/k, obv.)

2 for 1

""a challop is just an unpopular fact" is a challop" is a challop

― King Boy on Parole (King Boy Pato), Saturday, August 22, 2009 6:46 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

nah KBP that's an unpopular fact

― Amateur Darraghmatics (darraghmac), Saturday, August 22, 2009 6:46 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

playing to defined roles there in fairness

so many great canks posts itt but had to go w/

i'm talking about huge dicks slapping youre tender mouth

― a narwhal done gored my sister nell (cankles), Monday, August 24, 2009 3:11 AM (2 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
*strangles u w/ some nitrile gloves*

― a narwhal done gored my sister nell (cankles), Monday, August 24, 2009 3:11 AM (2 days ago)

by "great" i mean "in character" - wish he wouldnt get so much into faux-racist trolling sometimes

I like that an hour later you felt the need to come back and add that disclaimer. ;-)

haha well tbf i was reading most of that thread in bits and pieces in my phone and didnt realize he was banned til after. but my disclaimer is a bit disingenuous - ive got no qulams about loling at the posts i quoted, theyre A+ canks

this is great hangover comedy

― El Tomboto, Tuesday, January 1, 2008 4:20 PM Bookmark