posts very much in character

the fuckin louvre, of course, is like the louvre but all the art is about fuckin

not the normal one, good shout aaaaaah you xposting cur

spiking your own setup grumble grumble

my posts are also in the fuckin louvre btw

holy shit geir posted!

m bison if you don't mind me saying

you are a thicc zaddy

um i better be bc otherwise i wasted my money on these 1000 business cards!!!!

sounds like we need to burn down the louvre next.

in the mood for louvre

They'll burn us in the Louvre
Down the back, but who cares—still the Louvre

The all-important ILX hivemind of like four working rock critics, a dude in an indie rock band, and a guy who has nearly 4,000 views on a YouTube playing a Dyson vaccuum cleaner.

What’s Australian for “shook ones”?

Chr1stopher R. We1ngarten, October 7, 2013 at 7:45 am

Good post, what was it about

some rando's comment on 3verett True's blog

the spurs will win the west
― be the 2 chainz you want 2 see in the world (m bison)

ref is criminal

― deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Wednesday, May 1, 2019 12:32 PM (eighteen minutes ago) Bookmark

OTM though usually another word beginning with c is used.

whats vmic is being 100% otm

I think I had a crush on Holly Near when I was a kid

― gabbneb, Tuesday, November 25, 2008

I expect i will have missed most of the top 50. I'm very good at telling when I won't like something.

― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, June 24, 2019 4:49 PM (three hours ago)

<3 u morbs

it's true! when I see any new film I dislike, i'm all "I KNEW IT"

just scanned the #51-79 list and it's cool that Morbs is repping for it

I've managed to cut my hedges whilst barely breaking sweat. It's 20C here, 60% humidity and with a cool breeze, there isn't really going to be a heatwave here other than it might hit 30C on saturday. It pisses me off tbh, because all the nice places I go to gtf away from humanity is full of fucking ppl when it is warm - even just moderately warm is good enough for these fairweather arseholes. Who don't seem to give a shit about appreciating nature when it is pissing it down or cold!

― calzino, Friday, June 28, 2019 6:34 AM (five hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

calz has been on a pvmic streak the last few days

you love to see it tbh

halfway through the year, I can honestly volunteer three bird movies for my top fifteen films: Birds of Passage, For the Birds and Bird of Prey
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, July 11, 2019 4:05 PM

The Angry Birds Movie 2 out next month so you’re pretty much guaranteed a fourth
― shhh / let peaceful like things (wins), Thursday, July 11, 2019 4:32 PM

Whoa, for real??
― flappy bird, Thursday, July 11, 2019 4:47 PM

i'm so excited

it's great to see angry birds back on the big screen. it's been a while. it's my early Oscar Pick

i'll go ahead and give it 5 pre-ordered bags of popcorn.

And one soda - leaving room for another soda when it comes out.

so that's 4 corn bagas and ,uh, 2 sodas

5 bags of popcorn and one feather... to go in my cap when it ends up winning that oscar

I'm going to give it 5 bags of popcorn and one mobile phone to play angry birds on

Hey guys, I'm only gonna be able to give it four bags of popcorn because it's a real shame they didn't expand the franchise, as I would've liked to see some characters from other popular mobile games like Candy Crush make it into the sequel. But because it's such a great movie that outshines the original, I'll restore that fifth bag and maybe also a balloon to make those angry birds a little less angry.

it will not work, as it is in their nature to be anger

will there be any hobbits in the angry birds 2

No but it will undoubtably owe a debt to Jackson's Hobbits as do all movies arguably even ones prior

heard a rumour the eagles were coming

It's sort of a spiritual sequel to that old Hitchcock movie called "The Birds"...if you were a fan of that movie, I think you'll like this one as well

alright, so that's 6 bags of popcorn from old lunch and 2 balloons

wasnt manhattan sold for less when u think of it

Q: has the meaning of 'trolling' changed?

A: Not that I am aware of, although misuse of the word has increased since it was coined. This is only because internet use has increased by at least three orders of magnitude since the mid-1990s, so that the potential for misuse has increased proportionately.

Lock thread.

― A is for (Aimless), Monday, August 12, 2019 2:07 PM (thirty-nine minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

lol

congrats on the bbc finding some myopic, thick as pigshit UK twat describing it as a "bitter pill to swallow" cos it has inconvenienced his honeymoon, hope she's shagging the milkman by next week ya weapon!

― calzino

<3

The best.

I was in the swimming pool earlier and old lady was pointing down into the water and saying something indecipherable in all the noise. I assumed she'd lost something and reached under for it only to grab a turd! I didn't have my distance glasses on and she was trying to warn me someone had done a woopsy!

― calzino, Monday, 2 September 2019 15:23 (eighteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

:D

haha

Nasim Pedrad, if you count Iranian as Asian.

― jaymc, Monday, September 16, 2019 5:29 PM (two minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

tbf if you are a human who has chosen to breed at any time after 1980 then you are probably a sociopath

― now let's play big lunch take little lunch (sic), Monday, September 16, 2019 2:54 PM (eight hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

I restrict my twitter Douglas the cutie big boy labbie posts to about once every 3 months, to spare my massive legion of followers my sloppy doggo side!

― calzino, Thursday, September 19, 2019 10:39 AM (twenty-one minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

<3

Have no idea what any of this means, tbh.

― Mr. Snrub, Saturday, September 21, 2019 7:56 AM (one hour ago)

my fave ever funeral was for a ne'er do well pisshead uncle of mine. He had been abused by catholic priests in an industrial school in Dublin so although he didn't have a will it was clear that were priests were a definite no. So he had a humanist service where people just told the truth about his legacy and that was that he was basically likeable but a selfish twat and lousy parent and appalling husband to his two ex-wives, a self-centred egotistic pisshead! Telling the truth about him was a very cleansing experience and not disrespectful at all. The point is call it splitting hairs if you want but I'm not going to do any different for local pols - this is my last word on the subject and I'll stfu now!

― calzino, Thursday, 26 September 2019 14:11 (two minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Beaten to the punch. By a hair, though. Good stuff.

i remember for my mum's funeral they were pushing for one of us to say a few words.

a particularly vocal aunt told us we were a disgrace for planning not to do so, so i invited her into the kitchen and gave her the ten second version of what id probably say if given the platform and we agreed maybe silence would work out the best for all involved and that she could spend the rest of her life avoiding me or shutting the fuck up, either worked