zing

you're only saying that because normally you're the person getting piled on.

My girlfriend thinks I forgive people too easily, actually.

-- jaymc, Tuesday, June 19, 2007 8:06 PM (26 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

she must be very forgiving as well

-- strongohulkington, Tuesday, June 19, 2007 8:06 PM (25 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

zing

zing! (xpost)

I'm just glad no one's zinging about my hueg prostate now.

none of us want to think about your crotch long enough to come up with a good one

wait wtf is gabbneb even talking about

Dr Morbius, huh? Dr No Pee-us more like!

...nope, that's not it

RW: Thank you for playing, please try again.

strongo, methinks thou dost protest too much. EYES UP

it's true, it's true... your prostate's not the only thing that's enlarged now

dr morbius = grocery groin????????

OH GOD WILL YOU PPL JUST STOP IT

just thinking about tapping that 'tate is killing me

morbs, methinks thou dost prostate too much.

JON DELETE THREAD PLEASE

if this thread is deleted, we will have no way to refer to zing posts dated June 19, 2007

I was thinking tasting not tapping, hulkstud

also my admission that i want to finger dr. morbius' prostate

xpost!

wow

shut it down

!!o_0)))????

lol lol lol

TAKING IT BACK, U ON YR OWN ON TUES GAH GAH ABORT

ain't i a stinker

shit is poppin' off on the zing thread today, fuck

these sort of thread meltdowns only happen around 3pm on a Friday, I can't believe it's only Tuesday.

it's Friday across the International Zing Line

kekeekkeekeke

tapping that 'tate

ROFFLES

we have all been zinged here

actually i never understand complicated ilx beefs :(

I had to send out a mass e-mail, once, too

phew...

good job today, team

why did we make this thread nsfw and not the other one

strongo/morbs content 'too hot for work monitors'

tough decision, but today's game ball goes to jess hulkington, good work slugger

http://www.moreron.com/img/spring-training/baseball.jpg

umm, if they're monitoring text these boards are so nsfw...

Hey guys, what did I miss?

strongo's buddist-zing teachings are the best

this is also exactly what i was thinking:
srsly, do you guys really "write ppl off" as a matter of course? like, beef over something that probably isn't that important at all and then PEACE?
-- river wolf, Tuesday, June 19, 2007 4:02 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

that is what i missed and what i gathered
xpost

and this !!o_0)))???? is a good face

That is face for "hitting self with fist repeatedly" in fact.

HEAD GOES BOING

srsly, do you guys really "write ppl off" as a matter of course? like, beef over something that probably isn't that important at all and then PEACE?

I had this happen to me recently! I got mad at one of my old friends, and was like, "Ok, you're not being cool, go jump in a river." Only I was a little more to-the-point than that. And a week later she was like, "I can't have you in my life anymore." OH, THE DRAMA! I HOPE I DIDN'T MAKE YOU FAINT OR ANYTHING! But everyone else I know in this town always thought she was a total bitch anyway, so maybe they were on to something.

ok i'm kind of late here but:

when people don't like me, I invest a lot of energy into trying to figure out why they don't like me, and how I could change, instead of just saying "Fuck 'em, they're not worth it."

-- jaymc, Tuesday, June 19, 2007 10:04 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

DING! DING! DING! DING! DING! DING! DING! DING!

also:

i'm so proud of our BIG HOOS.

where is that post from?

In all fairness, grady, "change" usually implies, like, changing.

Holy shit!

What is Kenan more likely to have said that caused his friend to write him off?

1) "Ok, you're not being cool, go jump in a river."

2) "I HATE YOU SO MUCH I'M GONNA DRILL A HOLE IN YOUR FUCKING HEAD AND MOLEST IT WITH MY BROTHER'S MICROPENIS WHILE TEARING OFF YOUR MOM'S TITS AND STUFFING THEM IN A TRAINING BRA TO SELL TO THE ELEVEN-YEAR-OLD I KEEP IN THE BASEMENT FOR THOSE RAINY SUNDAY AFTERNOONS WHEN NOTHING'S ON TV AND A DUDE JUST FEELS LIKE... RELAXING"